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 Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 8:32pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
Agybabe:Thanks for the advice, Agybabe. Anything else? https://serve.mysmiley.net/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 9:51am On Feb 19, 2012 |
Da_b¤§§.: Da_b¤§§.:Nairaland International jokers Jamboree corporation club(private unlimited) Here's a brief overview of the corporation. International Jokers Jamboree Corporation(IJJC) was established in 2002 by the elites class of men who knew nitty-gritty of the infotainment & entertainment locally & internationally. Out of share desire to extend her hands of generousity & let poor people access to their database of expensive jokes only affordable to the elite class decided to create a subsidiary called NJPC in 2011. Her founding members though largely annonymous to NL are scattered all over the globe entertaining everybody esp those who can afford it. NJPC's President Skales(CFR, BBC, Oprah, CNN, AIT, NTA, MTV, Oscar, Grammy in view just to mention a few)has shown beyond reasonable doubt that he possess what it takes to place comedy above ancient minded comedians who parade themselves as jokers. In the invaluable vault of entities are distinguished members like Sutoboy, Homar1, Ode remo, Mikuz, Otooro(indecisive man), Boo, Swtchicgurl, Ben-10, Seun, my humble self, just to mention a few. These are infotainment + entertainment juggernauts who have matterered the artistry of scholarly attributes required to set the pace in this industry. You are free to contact NJPC at will. For: NJPC |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2hours Delay by ekeroyal(m): 8:30am On Feb 19, 2012 |
nice try Comments: do better or lose your moderatorship to Skales  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh N Learn by ekeroyal(m): 8:15am On Feb 19, 2012 |
otooro:STFU! Dancing goblin |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Nation's Leader by ekeroyal(m): 8:07am On Feb 19, 2012 |
@Poster what some members said is obvious. To really enjoy here there two paths and you should follow one at least, namely: 1. Must receive treatment from yaba left. Then when you return tell us your experience. You'd have gathered enough guts to stay in here. 2. Must go through baptism of fire as enshrined by all founding members of this section. Note: the baptism comes in various format. Be ready to accept them. Lest I forget & the truth must be told: sincerely those jokes are too borring if you tell a dog, it could bite you. Try to improve pls, it's for your benefit. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by ekeroyal(m): 7:39am On Feb 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns:  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 7:29am On Feb 19, 2012 |
Da_b¤§§.:Public roforofo jamming nairaland *warning! Stay clear* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 6:55am On Feb 19, 2012 |
good morning bin or afternoon. Was observing some 7days shittz thoug & how have ya been with your |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by ekeroyal(m): 6:44am On Feb 19, 2012 |
ode remo:Well am gonna take that sh*t coz we're sharing NJPC else, I'd send you to Somalia. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 6:36am On Feb 19, 2012 |
Agybabe:What a compassionate defence for your dear Mikuz. Well before it gets outta legs, let me inform you that Mikuz's already in love with swtchicgurl so try otooro(his parents, friends & even enemies have continued to beg him to get married, but he insists a girl must propose to him first) Besides the NL jokes section ain't for the faint hearted. You may try sympathy section. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 6:29am On Feb 19, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:What a pity, now you've sent all players of your so-called match into forced dreamland. Now you need deliverance, it must be dengue fever. *calls Bishop Mikuz to come & deliver him* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 6:23am On Feb 19, 2012 |
yea Boo---->I got a '' '''' em! Pls wait am looking for the name in a dictionary. The problem is I can't find the picture there as well. I'd have taken a pic of myself in it & posted but the mate's a bit harsh. She says no eye except ours must see it. swtchicgurl:Now this is suppossed to be a joke 'cos it ain't true. I've got a heavy-duty nozzle not joystick. Joystick's for kids like otooro. *sentiments though* Moreso, Swtchicgurl(sounds like a networking device) lest I forget you have to tell us how old you are(according by Boo) plus a proof of your birth certificate then we can assign a capable hand to give ya |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 8:20pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:Till now GHANA is far better than Nigeria in all ramifications, that's why you won't get any space to operate from as a Nigerian in Ghana. You're talking like a precipitate. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer by ekeroyal(m): 7:42pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
FYI, Bin how can you start a match when all the players are on one side? How many are there for romance section? Meanwhile who are the coaches? So poorly organized. *removes my jersey & moves out of camp* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 7:25pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
DONkollione: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Or Npjc by ekeroyal(m): 7:12pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:OMG! Did u read what you typed before submitting? Urgggggh, please try to post a joke in this section & report yourself in report section.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Village Gurl by ekeroyal(m): 5:45pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Agybabe:And who's the newbie & them rest? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 5:36pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:Now this's blasphemy, can't take this sh*t. So u've been learning about me? Meanwhile am not jealous am married already & must be responsible jealousy is for small boys like , you know better. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sunday School==projan by ekeroyal(m): 5:17pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
otooro:Yes Otooro sir. U can type with ur deek if u wish bin gbagbo:Thanks Bin sir, I've offered prayer on your behalf and in no time it'll manifest. Just be on the look out. |
| Romance › Re: 22years Got Married To 68 Yo Lady Today by ekeroyal(m): 3:33pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
lmfao pls this should be moved to the jokes section. Can't stop laughing |
| Jokes Etc › If You Think You're A Joker Wait And See This Lol(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Kindly follow the link below, come back & tell us if this guys doesn't deserve the joker's trophy https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-873994.0.html |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh N Learn by ekeroyal(m): 3:16pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/redmad%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Village Gurl by ekeroyal(m): 2:50pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
now this is way too FUNNY, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Suggest This Man Do? by ekeroyal(m): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img] TOO OLD |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 2:06pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
thought the riddle's solved. So why are people toasting themselves here? It's high time Seun implements a section for toasting, courting, dating, etc |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sunday School==projan by ekeroyal(m): 2:04pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
otooro:Am becoming scared of Otooro, it's no longer funny. Every time you're making reference to how good I look, FYI am happily married to the queen of my heart & am not gay. Besides the next time I hear you say that sh*t again, you'll be liable to 28years in jail(yours plus mine). |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Spoke Engriishi>>>>>>projan by ekeroyal(m): 1:40pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blush%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5Ewhere is the joke%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sunday School==projan by ekeroyal(m): 1:39pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
the answer is very simple == The Adults were busy with adultery. ~CASE CLOSED~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tribute To The Drunkards In Da House(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 1:26pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
bunmioguns:https://serve.mysmiley.net/animals/animal0019.gif |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 1:25pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
otooro:if you ever abuse my turban again, I'll bomb your joystick with dynamite. YOU https://serve.mysmiley.net/animals/animal0009.gif |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Whats Ur Worst Valentine Gift. Dis Is Mine. (lets Hear Yours. . . . by ekeroyal(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Well, well, having heard lots if shi.t here can we maintain proper decorum and go back to what Boo asked? Or are you guys saying you never got a val's day gift? As for me I got , pls scroll down, emmmm, scroll more pls, OMG! I forgot  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Friend!- -dedicated To Donkollione! by ekeroyal(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
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