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 Jokes Etc › Re: A Trip To Jerusalem . . . . . . . . . . . . Proudly Projan by ekeroyal(m): 8:51am On Feb 20, 2012 |
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/black%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EIs this a joke?%5E_%5E.gif[/img] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: John Darling! by ekeroyal(m): 8:49am On Feb 20, 2012 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Three Chinese Brothers(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 8:49am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^how could you say such a thing, you should find the naming convention easy to follow. Besides, "funny" ain't a name. Please try again. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Stop It by ekeroyal(m): 8:43am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Don't mind 'em they are practicers of bestiality that's why one of them came asking for who impregnated his dog as if we don't know. Shi.t heads |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Three Chinese Brothers(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 8:09am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^if indecent then stop laughing, else God will not be happy for you committing these kinda crimes. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Adamu= = =projan by ekeroyal(m): 8:05am On Feb 20, 2012 |
swtchicgurl:Now I know who they are  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by ekeroyal(m): 8:04am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Or switch.IC.gurl? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese Doctor(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 8:03am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^thanks honey  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by ekeroyal(m): 7:59am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^pls before I reply, let me know are you switchgurl or what? Don't get the name. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Three Chinese Brothers(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 7:56am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^ by their comments we shall know them  thought you were peaceful, but looks like I was wrong. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 7:39am On Feb 20, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:sorry it's afternoon here, besides I only extended a warm greeting to you and you're abusing me. In fact your case is yet to be discovered, research's still going on. In the meantime you'd be going back to yaba left. |
| Sports › Re: Ghana Asamoah Gyan Retired From International Football 'indefinitely'. by ekeroyal(m): 7:22am On Feb 20, 2012 |
let him go and never comeback. NonSENSE boy, dashing peoples hope when it matters most. In fact let him go and feast on shitz |
| Jokes Etc › Three Chinese Brothers(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 7:18am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu is still not sure what his name's going to be. We need nairalanders to please help out, a handsome reward awaits you. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese Doctor(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 7:08am On Feb 20, 2012 |
"TWO WONGS" A Chinese couple named Mr. and Mrs. Wong had a child. They asked the nurse if they could see their child. The nurse brought their baby, and it was a white baby. The two of them said "But that's a white baby, and we are Chinese and two Wongs don't make a white." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 7:04am On Feb 20, 2012 |
can you spell lame?  or even define it? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by ekeroyal(m): 7:04am On Feb 20, 2012 |
I think it's time the moderators start doing what they're paid for. How can they let things that are not worth it remain here in the jokes section? Some threads should be locked and the key thrown away. Urgggh!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 6:50am On Feb 20, 2012 |
ekeroyal:*I meant in a nice way* anyways GOOD morning Agybabe GOOD morning Binprojan |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Makes History! by ekeroyal(m): 6:44am On Feb 20, 2012 |
Poor Projan, FYI I made it to the frontpage twice in a space of 30days, perhaps you guys never knew NL then. Proof: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-332851.0.html(this remained for two weeks) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-329956.0.html#msg4647058 So it's too late to make history here with frontpage.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Adamu= = =projan by ekeroyal(m): 6:31am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^if it's not funny what is it then? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 6:22am On Feb 20, 2012 |
^^NO, I'll continue standing where I was. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Interview ~ Proudly Nl. by ekeroyal(m): 6:15am On Feb 20, 2012 |
bunmioguns:WHO CARES? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ga.y Marriage by ekeroyal(m): 10:06pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 10:01pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
^^^*and breaks her t*t *  *calls the ambulance man -Otooro* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Adamu= = =projan by ekeroyal(m): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
Agybabe:https://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/10172/lmaosmiley.gif |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Old Riddle But Fun! by ekeroyal(m): 9:49pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
^^*singing--am not an actor am not a, and I don't even have my own car, * Got a truck, unfortunately it's tyres have been bad for months. So what other advice have you got? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Is The Ig Order Of Banning Road Blocks Working In Your Area? by ekeroyal(m): 9:25pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
All this dirty news we've been hearing of men of NPF killing unarmed Nigerians because they refuse to be extorted is getting out of legs 'cos it's already out of hands. I seriously think it's time the Federal Government legalizes the use of firearms. Since they cannot protect the citizenry, let the masses protect themselves. NonSenSE Nation |
| Sports › Re: Dereck Chisora Slaps(!) Vitali Klishkov by ekeroyal(m): 9:06pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
seriously I don't get this shit, What was the fool thinking when he slapped Klishkov? Childish trait, no self control. His life has been like that only, Chisora was suspended for four months for biting Paul Butlin during the fifth round of their 22 May contest at the York Hall in Bethnal Green. The incident was missed by the referee but TV replays proved conclusive and as a result Chisora missed out on his fight for a British title against Danny Williams. He was also fined £2,500. He's a phuckTaRD. |
| Jokes Etc › Chinese Doctor(njpc) by ekeroyal(op): 8:58pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
A guy from America goes to China, while in China he has unprotected sex. He then returns to the States after two weeks, he noticed bright green and purple freckles. He immediately goes to see a doctor. Doc says this is a rare disease called Mongolian VD I'm sorry but the only cure is to amputate your joysteek. Horrified he goes the following day to see a Chinese doctor for another option The doctor examines him and say "Ah yes Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease" The guy says I know that, what should I do? My American doc says I must amputate my joysteek. Chinese doc laughs and say stupod Amelican docta always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate! Thank you the guy replies Yes say the Chinese doc "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Joysteek fall off by itself! You save money |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On Saturday February 18th 2012 by ekeroyal(m): 8:53pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
Am a Gunner but I have one advice for my beloved RVP 'Leave Emirates at the end of this season, go to Barca win enough trophies. Come back at age 34, play for 2 seasons and retire. ~CASE CLOSED~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition by ekeroyal(m): 8:46pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
skales:https://serve.mysmiley.net/sign/sign0045.gif |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Adamu= = =projan by ekeroyal(m): 8:41pm On Feb 19, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: |
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