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Are we in for A repeat of Arsenal(NJPC) 5 - 2 (PROJAN)Spurs, tomorrow?

Let the projaners beware, we ain't gonna leave any stone unturned.

IRAPADA:
And so?If u re d first to post it.Nice joke jor

thanks bro., he's trying to do what even Seun can't.
He's changed his title to read as same as mine, SMH --INFANCY ON THE CALL, LMFAO

kick the candle burning boy!!

^^you're a daft, stop bringing stinking attention to yourself it never helps. Before you posted it, at least three persons have done so. So if you're feeling special, tere muh vich lan! pan chod!

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Even though I never wanted to watch the match and never did, am proud to be a GUNNER. GUNNERS FOR LIFE.
in ARSENE WE TRUST
but in RvP, WE BELIEVE.

ok then, please don't let any gal or alcohol prevent you from being in top shape. Whatever, I believe in you sense of judgement.

good hope you remember we're having a match on monday against those Babylonians called trojan projan.

Please try to give it your best, so we win and entertain the audience as well as that has been our legacy for years.

^^tnx bro., am very fine and hope you are too.
Very good morning to you pal.

lmfao in a silly way.

Sutoboy, may there be eagle meat in your soup. May all the ugly gals who know you drink poison. You made my morning a ph*cking interesting one.

*says my prayers -Allah hakuba -forgive them even thoug they know what they are doing*
*Bows 7 times*
*washes my face, hands, legs*
*bows 7 times*
*runs from these perverts*

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Mr. Jide's a hunter who lives in a rural area. He's got a family of 12 besides his mother. His kids hated their grand mother. It happened that he lived during a time when there was lots of famine in his community as well as other communities around. He went into the forest in hunt for game but returned with none. The same senario continued for 3 consecutive days. Finally, he came across some mushroom poisonous & non-poisonous. He ignorantly picked all up because he could not see clearly due to hunger & tiredness.

When he got home, he passed all to his wife to prepare. He forgot to inform his wife that she needed to take out the poisnous ones. When he remembered it, the whole cooking was over. Just then a friend entered & told them not to worry, that the good mushrooms would out power the poisonous ones. But Jide was skeptical, but his wife said they should try some on bingo & if bingo never died after sometime then they can eat without getting scared.

So they passed some mushroom to bingo, he wasted no time in eating his porton. After 1 hour bingo was still moving around wagging it's tail happily. So they decided to eat, after eating everyone felt good. Not too long bingo was out of sight and suddenly a neighbour rushed to the Jides to inform them of bingo's death. Immediately they started inducing vomit but it never came. While desperate for anti-poison, their grandmother offered her bucket of urine to them which would serve as anti-poison. With alacrity they finished up the urine in the bucket & waited in queue as she supplied them more urine while they supplied her water to drink. 20 minutes later, a strange man visited them. The man's look was scary & out of fear they requested for more urine from grandma. Then the man suddenly said, please am sorry for the death of bingo. I mistakenly hit him.
'WHAT?' the Jides asked -they had taken enough grandma's urine therapy looking to vomit now again.

Moral: You may be in a seemingly fool's job, open you eyes. You never can tell.

UP NJPC
~~Peace People, good night~~

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DON'T EVEN THINK of these two

Although we've got lots of game in our various clubs in the Champions League, Europa League, EPL, FA cup, La Liga, etc. We'll still find a wat to honour this friendly match to at least show our class.
TO: PROJAN:
If you guys would try to resort to lack of professionalism on the pitch, we'll have no option but to abandon the match. We've got too many quality players that we can's afford to lose any to injury.

NJPC LINE UP:
GOAL KEEPERS
MIKUZ(OCEAN BOYS), RUQAYA(RIVERS ANGELS)

DEFENDERS
OTOORO(KANO PILLARS FC), HOMAR(BAYERN FC), BUSHY ANUS(MAN U), EKEROYAL(ARSENAL FC), JOERUX60(NEW YORK REDBULLS)

MIDFIELDERS
ODE REMO(JULIUS BERGER FC), MCNEPOW(ENYIMBA FC), OLAWALEBAB(DORTMUND), BELOMADA(AC MILAN), J.PILATA(ACRA HEART OF OAKS)

ATTACKERS
SKALES(REAL MADRID FC), SUTOBOY(BARCELONA FC)

FORMATION

4 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2

COACH: JO BONFREE

Interviews:

Jo, Bonfree (Coach NJPC)
Q?: Sir, what do you think about this match?
A: We've got too much quality in our team, and we're not playing just to win but to entertain the audience. We've been doing just this is many years and it can't change now.

Q?: What do you think sir, win, draw or loss?
A: You see, my dear I don't know how a team like NJPC should be thinking of a loss, not even a draw especially with opponent we're facing on monday.

Thank you sir, we appreciate you time.
You're always welcome.

SKALES(CAPTAIN)
Q?: Following the recent rumours about you being gay, don't you think it would affect the mentality of you and your team mates?
A: The first thing you should know is that I and my gang of gallant warriors are maestros on and of the pitch. So spreading false propagandas ain't gonna cause us any harm. In fact it works against our opponents as you would see on monday.

Q?: Why do you think you have what it takes to win?
A: In every department, you could see at least two world class players from world class clubs. They have what it takes to improve their partners as well and uplift the entire spirit of the team. More-so, we have very little distraction in terms of fornication, adultery, lesbianism, gay, bestiality, and so on. So we are more than focused.

Thank you, sir.
Anytime buddy.

2buff:
^^I think this person is a raging gay

You must be a genius to know that, or have you met him before?

You forgot to add that it is healthy too. If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation, when you wake up repeat the mantra 'PH*CK YOU' 5 times. It clears the throat, that's how I keep my throat clear.

It also falls into many grammatical categories, for example it can be used as a verb both transitive and intransitive
e.g John ph*cked Mary(transitive)
e.g Mary was ph*cked by John(intransitive)

As a noun
e.g Mary's a fine ph*ck.

As an adjective
Mary is ph*cken beautiful

Innovation:
Get the bigger ph*cking hammer.

It is one magical word.

In fact it is one of the most beautiful words ever. English linguist should be proud of it.


Remarks: Keep the ph*ck Up!

nice one buddy, lmao

^^Very good morning sir

mikuz:
harlot

So sorry for you bro., but you're supposed to know that she's God's gift to MEN. It's not for you alone.  

Idowuogbo:
[s]*Badosky removes her pata and bra infront on d altar and screams DON!!!!! Come and santify dis holy kpecus*[/s]

WTF?

Your Excellency, Skales(Studio CFR) I truly sympathize with you as regards the MAYHEM the projaners have brought to your undisputable 'personalitatem'. You should also understand that we all have been soiled and marred by these 'inutilis personis non competenti iurisdictionem'.

We at NJPC remain the powerhouse of infotainment and entertainment and nothing can be done by opposers to dampen our spirit.

~~Peace, Good night~~

swtchicgurl:
^^^ and whr did u get ur info frm? 
anyways, park well, make i see road  can't u read my signature

@ode, wat r u talking about? 

If your signature matters, why do you join in calling Skales a gay? 'Coz I know your signature is a remix of his.

Otooro's case is gotten outta legs as well, OMG! Pls call the ambulance from yaba left ASAP.

^^go and see what I've done to your president & vice before you start ranting in vain.

swtchicgurl:
we ladies on dis section were gossiping
yesternight and i heard u were gay!

is it true?

I don't really understand why you've suddenly concerned yourself with useless gay issues. Always probing any good-looking (exclusively synonymous with NJPC) guy about this dumb issue.

Now let me ask you, Switchgurl are you gay?

bunmioguns:
Dani, a whole mod saying this. . . . . . .

What do you expect from projaners?

Answer==>I'll give here national marks all over her body even in her arse, nonsenSE.
ℓoℓ

LMFAO, Suto bro pls stop embarrassing with laugh  

You're the son of your father, no doubts.

Never step off the gas bro.

~~Peace~~

swtchicgurl:
who?

is it that the only thing that begins with a 't'?
what about 'teeth' and 'tummy' e.t.c. . . mtchew! smy

no dear, there are n number of things that begin with 'T'

^^and what does that mean?

*yawns*
Pls give me those national dailies, don't know why some people have blatantly refused to improve despite all efforts by philanthropists (NJPC)

bunmioguns:
hahahahahah. . . this is ur own example of good joke. . . . . . I smJ for all NPJC members

No! It's not his example, it's a general perception. Meanwhile do you even have a joystick?

The present status of Bin & Donko*****
NJPC takes no shit