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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343510#msg5343510 date=1263852139]There's a price to pay for every good thing. . .
Make yourself an irritant for few hours is all i ask. . . .

Eldee, you don't wanna miss the action.
Chloe O'Brien is back at her best and Kim Bauer has got a baby. [/quote]The devil is a liar, I shall not be tempted to commit sin.
Infact where are the prayer warriors sef??

Aiite, what other albums do you need to find??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343459#msg5343459 date=1263851630]If you make 10 threads branding Wenger a Paedophile tonight, i will send you the whole Season 8 as a belated Christmas gift. [/quote]Hehehe . . . you want me to be the new Abdulmutallab.
Haba . . . just because I don't have an american credit card??

Abeg let me wait till it goes on on Sky1 jare . . .

debosky:
That is a ticket to guaranteed banning into eternity. . . even Jack Bauer won't save you from that.


Though Merida is out, Walcott and Denilson are back in. With that in mind, we should be able to play Cesc, Diaby and Denilson in midfield and start upfront with Rozzi/Walcott and Arshavin & Dudu again. The defence picks itself so the injuries to Ramsey and Nasri aren't too bad overall. . . .let's just win on Wednesday and there'll be a break at least for the lads.

I just want to see us top the table . . . last time I saw that was 2007

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343384#msg5343384 date=1263851131]24 Season Pass ---$50
Outlaw Immortalz--$5

You are as shrewd as that French paedophile. [/quote]Come on, don't you have faith in Rooney??
Besides, don't you know it's going to be a tough task going through all those American websites and risking my money with 419ers like Sly everywhere??

The risk I'm taking, and the fact that I'll have to pay delivery and VAT charges will make the whole thing balanced

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343349#msg5343349 date=1263850753]I-tunes.[/quote]Aiite, let's have a quick bet.
Man U V Arsenal.

An Arsenal win or draw, I get the season pass. If Man U wins, I'll go help you find the Outlaws cd's.
Deal??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343298#msg5343298 date=1263850135]BOOKMARKED!!!!

Meanwhile, seen Bauer's 24 yet?[/quote]I'm pushing it back till exams are over.
Is it on Sky yet??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5343247#msg5343247 date=1263849738]Patiently waiting. . . . .[/quote]If Arsenal goes trophyless this season, I'll audition on X-factor and sing a fuji version of Empire State of Mind

If we go trphyless this season at least our tomfoolery thread will be fun.
I can see Cristalz already assembling the funniest parts of this page.

Na wa ooh, because of Debo and Chamo, we now have three screenshots??
Isn't that sum other league or sumn??
Since when did we start checking the Fantasy Bluesquare Premier??

Anti-Abdulmutallab FC??
Hehehe, that's classic. . .

@Sauron

I told you the 10 point gap was B.S

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5336010#msg5336010 date=1263762879]A bad day at the office after having the FPL's most prolific striker in your team?
Tell me another lie. . . . [/quote]Last week, only three of my players started. . . I got 34 points.
Tevez wasn't even my captain.

Tevez is the buy of the month, stick with 1 goal per month Fletcher

Squander point?? he was 8.4 when I boutght him, now he's 9.0.
With five goals and a few assists. . . 9 points in bonuses.
Abeg Tevez all the way, or at least till C.Ronaldo comes back to the EPL

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=380560.msg5332993#msg5332993 date=1263725702]from wut me i know, u no fit use devil shine o!! ure either in or out [/quote]Erm just when you decide to boycott hiphop, make sure you avoid Ford and Chrysler cars, tear that vac ticket to Ibiza, no more holidays in Chelsea(our dead kings are Masons), infact I'll find a list for you.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=380560.msg5332993#msg5332993 date=1263725702]@eldee
wut can u say about the chris brown song[/quote]This is what I don't like, double standards formed from pre-conceived opinions.
On the 9ice thread, you were there saying we can't pin our own meanings on songs, now you saw a Youtube clip and you go 180.

So anytime someone sings about fallen angels now, it's the devil they're talking about??
Hmmn Tosin, are you sure the clip itself doesn't have sublimnal messages??

bluespice:
The world is obsessed with secrets, shrouded mystery is a magnet.creating the illusion of secrets and hidden messages is enough to get people playing your songs over and over to deduce your messages while they inadvertently learn the lyrics and it becomes lodged in their subconscious. Finding themselves doing things will then be blamed on the song and the 'subliminal messages' hidden in it and will fuel the natural need to find similar messages in other songs. At the end of the day, you create an obsessed fan who will rather die than claim to be a fan but who will not think twice before buying your new song.

I couldn't put that any better.

I didn't know he had a new video till sumone told me it was demonic and I had to check it out.
Right now, Jay-z's probably the most viewed artiste on Youtube.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=380560.msg5332917#msg5332917 date=1263724138]lmao, av u ever wondered why som1 will just want to create attention by making people think he signed a pact with the devil [/quote]Now we're getting sumwhere . . . he didn't 'create' it.
This whole thing most likely started from lines like 'I pray to Gotti' in his first D'evils.
The buzz comes from it and he keeps fuelling it. . . hence the need for songs like Lucifer and videos like On to the Next One.

It's show biz . . . I know you probably did it too, Lekki boys go about quoting [i]Eiye [/i]slangs just to sound hard in Lag.

Besides, as Genuflect said, who can prove that the freemasons are devil worshippers?? That's a topic for nother thread.

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=375515.msg5332787#msg5332787 date=1263720746]SosSick on the beats!!!

classic tunez i swear, Rugged nailed for me o, dunno about any1 else
did any1 hear iceprince halla @ peeps in Maiduguri? listen to 1:30, haha we dey rep Hiphop for here [/quote]You are a certified aboki

Genuflect:
eldee, why you dey son all these n.iggaz na. Lmao

Na how the thing dey start na, next thing Dejiariyo go release video for Youtube talk say he get proof say Obama na Illuminati

bluespice:
you sir have a mind of gold. All through, i always smiled at his fuckery as you so aptly described it.

It's the internet that caused that one, heaven know if I ever meet him, I will pull him by the ears and drag him to his mum for some correct pankere flogging

[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=380560.msg5332817#msg5332817 date=1263721258]@eldee
u know wut u sounding like??
he aint a member, yet he behaves like he is one

either he is connected sumhow or he wants attention[/quote]I told you, I don't want to do the research, now you see what I'm saying.
King Edward VII, King Edward VIII, Prime Minister of Spain, Founder of Ford Motors and Jay-Z.

He's 40, of course he needs attention to sell records, isn't that why Eminem is dissing Mariah, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and every other dumb blonde out there??

[flash=425,355]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdD-pUCfH9M&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]

For those of you that prefer Youtube-based research, he're Jay-Z answering your questions.

'I can't even get into a golf club in Palm Springs' . . . and that's the 'Freemason'.
Even Jay-z's admitted that he's enjoying the attention

It's similar to the kind of attention sum teenager, Ogaga or what's his face got on NL got when he came here to spew fuckery about him being a Satanist

Best thread ever

dejiariyo:
okay we need to see from your point of view(jobless nucca on nairaland)?

That's the exact problem, I don't want t think for y'all.
I want you guys to think for yourselves.

If you really need to learn stuff, research into Freemasonry, see the level of people that get into the sect.
Don't go on Youtube videos and tell me you've done research.

Ask yourself questions like, who are the Freemasons, of what social status are its members, is Jay-Z on the same level as the notable people like the founders of Chrysler and the past Kings of Great Britain??
Now, hypothetically, if Jay-Z were one of them, does is make any sense boycotting his music??
What will listening to his music do to you??
Why don't we boycott Jesse Jackson's speeches and stop going to Spain (the Prime Minister of Spain is a confirmed member) or stop buying Chrysler cars?
Isn't there a bit of hypocrisy in boycotting Jay-Z's music while turning a blind eye to other notable members??

Why is it so much easier for us to target hiphop??

'I wish you health. . . I wish you insight so you can see for yourself.' - Jay-Z American Dreaming.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382824.msg5331742#msg5331742 date=1263690996]If you take them to a Sharia court, you will win. [/quote]PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillwater:
You are a boss!

Do me a favour, call me boss one more time

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=373612.msg5331679#msg5331679 date=1263689779]U mean Ibime is a serial w@nker? [/quote]Hmmn . . . he got arrested for it.
One of his parole conditions was compulsory avoidance of vaseline, hair cream and foods with oil

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331669#msg5331669 date=1263689610]
That's a remarkable improvement.
From Mallams to Okada drivers who are fluent in English Language.

Stillwater, 7 Gbosas for you. [/quote]I know . . . I couldn't believe it too when I heard.
Next thing she'll step up to bus conductors

stillwater:
It is you that will do okada men.

Okay, I'm sorry.
I know you prefer me calling them their business names,  . professional motor bike transport operators

Ibime:
If I dont outscore you this week, Ill do something Ive never done before - go celibate for a week!

Go one day without wankin, then I'll know how sure you are

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331628#msg5331628 date=1263689089]Eziokwu!!!!
Stilly and her crush for Mallams. . . .tsk tsk!!! [/quote]Haba . . . no dey yab Stilly, that's her past, she has moved on.
She now only does Okada-men

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331605#msg5331605 date=1263688739]Hahahaha. . . . . .U mean the love of Stilly's life is your maiguard(Mallam Adamu)??
Stilly has been punk'd. [/quote]Stilly's heart went microsoft when Adamu told her his name was Gabriel Gates

stillwater:
Ohhh so you can quote the bible? Thought you were beyond redemption.

I am the apple of God's eye

stillwater:
Why are you pretending? Are you not albino? You think I've not seen your pics?

Hehehe . . . nah, when your best friend told you I was white, that's just because she went colour blind after I took her to cloud nine

stillwater:
Well you are allowed but God in his might will judge you. You can't get away with it. I have cursed you.

Come on, I'm obeying the law laid down by the British Parliament. . . Jesus said we shouldgive unto Caesar what is Caeser's
Every tongue that riseth against me shall be condemed.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331545#msg5331545 date=1263687740]See this water rat. . . . .
White men? U must mean hunchback albinos. [/quote]

In all fairness to Stilly, mallams with Vitiligo are almost white
You can't blame her for not knowing Gabriel Gates is Jubril that used to be my maiguard.

stillwater:
So all the women you ask out are not special?

30% of the chics I shag are just for the sake of obeying the Equal Opportunities Act of 1963

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331493#msg5331493 date=1263686695]Does it matter?
A babe can play hard to get for 9 months and still end up being a $5 LovePeddler.
Bitchassness is in the BLOOD, not in their response time to your wooing.[/quote]The lemon rule states that a smart guy knows what chic has a 75% chance of ending up with a chic with just five minutes of convo.
If you apply this, then you know what you get before the long thing.

Three times in two weeks, then you'll have eliminated the chance of the cockblock effect.
It's a compromise I only offer to Nigerian chics, afterall, we're the only ones that find them attractive

stillwater:
You would only turn out to be a pest.

Nah, you don't rush with special women.
All you do is change your game, it could be interesting to her.

stillwater:
You too?

For you I'll make a special exception, two weeks and a Sunday

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=382798.msg5331433#msg5331433 date=1263685963]2 weeks?
U must be a patient vulture
No woman deserves 2 weeks of constant wooing.

THRICE in a space of 7 days(max).
If it doesn't amount to anything special, the babe can feck off. [/quote]Come on, one day's a one-night stand, one week is irritating cus she'll call it 'love at first sight', two weeks after asking is perfect.

You call three times in two weeks.
3rd day, one week after, and then two weeks after.
If she's not yet impressed, then she's not yours.