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Alternative Rock/ Post Punk Revival does it just right for me
First, I get to see artistes in clothes I'll wear, with chicks I'll kiss anyday
And Alternative Rock kind of has this cool thing to it . . . the whole rock-star thingy with the headbanging message
I prefer Brit rockers though, rock is virtually the only type of music where bands from anywhere easily top the Billboard Charts, just speak Anglais and make a good song

My faves?? Kings of Leon, Keane, Snow Patrol, Linkin Park, Nirvana and yeah Artic Monkeys
Nickelback has to be the best Alternative Rock group of all time

@Princesa
New to rock? You should try Scouting for Girls, Keane and Linkin Park
It's like a rite of passage before you get hooked
And no, they don't dress like Marylin Manson

1. I flashed you and you picked/ I only have flashing credit

1. Off your shoes/clothes
2. Jare
3. Sharrap!!!
4. Idiot!!!
5. UP NEPA!!!
6. 419
7. Yahoo-Yahoo
8. That guy is a janded guy
9. I'm going to Yankee
10. Why are you forming/feeling

dani1luv:
Erhm coz he gots what it takes to be a Mod

but if possible

ELDEE

Thanks for the nomination, but, nah, I'm already too busy to manage the Music Section as I should
The Computer Section is just beyond me now.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=191518.msg3349164#msg3349164 date=1232110391]Hmmn, upon all she still ended up with H202 and his sexy chicken feet, ain't love bliss https://emoticons4u.com/love/301.gif ha i love happy endings [/quote]Who's H202?? Nah, ask her, she knows what we share
She's allowed to have him fill in while I'm away

tkb417:
ELDEEEEEE
uuuuuu, Lamidebaby

and hmmm, leave ma J-girl alone o

how u dey man? ba wo ni?

So you know her too??
Chei . . . great minds think alike 

showbobo:
Eldee Baba. . . . . Olenu bi PON PON PON ^{nice one there bruv} _{but where your picsur na}

Nah bruv . . . I don't do pics mate

@topic
A black Afro-Carribean male is seven times more likely to get stopped and searched in the streets of London.
This is higher in the countryside. . . No one complains bout that.

But now some idiots go on plane to start discussing safe places and we expect the passengers to overlook that??
C'mon!!!

Yeah America preaches equality, but still, these people crossed the line, they abused it.

anengiyefa:
don't be ridiculous! Are you therefore suggesting that it is unlawful to speak to your family members while walking through a plane trying to decide which seats to choose? This just smacks of hysteria, and it has ' irrational' written all over it. Is it the protocol that you must say nothing while walking down the aisle? You cannot on your own having read this press story, just conclude that their conversation contained the words "crash", "device", or "explode", because if you do that would be a fabrication, as the article does not say this at all!

Let us call a spade a spade. They were thrown off the plane because being obviously muslims,  their fellow passengers would already be primed and would have paid close attention to their conversation; and those who were listening would be ready to finger them as potential terrorists. It is very unlikely that a potential hijacker will be speaking about his intended actions so loudly that other passengers on the flight will hear of it even before the plane has left the ground.

Being muslims most definitely contributed to the decision the airline took, are we forgetting the other passengers there??
But c'mon, they were Arab muslims (Arab being the key word here not muslim) discussing about safe places to sit in an airplane
In a politically correct society, this is normal . . .
But this is a country that's still recieving threats from Osama everyday, a country whose President just supported Israel against Hamas, security alerts are on record highs
That's were they decided to go discussing if it's safer to sit behind the engine or at the back. . . How daft!!!
Safe from what?? Snakes??

This is just like a black guy walking round a murder scene in in the UK countryside saying something about a device, he becomes a freaking suspect!!!

Have you ever wondered how loud the public outcry would have been if they were let into the plane a an ordinary, pilot mistake crash took place??
Or are you forgetting that the Company is there to provide maximum comfort and security for the passengers, even if it means evicting five??

Security is achieved by making people believe they're safe, if the passengers didn't feel safe, then any threat must be evacuated.
To me, two Arabs discussing how safe the plane is is a big threat, hell anyone carrying a big bag in the Underground is a threat to me, I think the 95 passengers thought so too

fstranger:
You are a fucking Bastard! May you die of a heart attack secondary to cardiac arrythmia!
What the hell is this crap, How low is your self-esteem that you are so obsessed with a riff-raff that would probably avoid you if he were to come across you!
Get a life, privates heads! SO what that he is a Nigerian? What does it change? make you sleep better at night? give you hope that you may one day achieve stardom like him?
What exactly is the reason for this hullabaloo about this ugly-looking, bad English language-speaking, low achieving African-American want to be!

Shio, Awon oloriburuku dede!

Hmmn . . . now this is hilarious
My dayz!!! how does answering a simple question become 'obsession'??
Question, Is Chamillionaire a Nigerian??
Answer: Yeah, here's a video of him claiming he is

Now see who's daft now!!!
Me going into a war of words with you will mean I'm coming down to your level, so I'll just scratch that
I think it'll be helpful if you try to respect yourself next time . . . saves you a lot of stress

congoshine:
What Rick Waren infers is that Jews,Mulims Hindus etc can't get into the Christian Heaven.

Why do people have a problem with that?

Well said there . . .
Same way myself, Warren and Obama won't make it into Jannah
Or why can't the writer ask if he'll get seven virgins in muslim paradise??

That question was baseless . . . from a true Pharisee

@Gamine
Seriously, I feel your pain
Haba . . . they push it to the extreme sometimes

A well known Pastor one said 'the more you clap, the bigger your testimonies' like it's some mathematical equation or sumn
Like . . . WTF?? C'mon, was he reading a different Bible??

It's so funny, why does sumone have to clap cause a Pastor comes to the pulpit??
It's like a hidden propaganda 'Clap for Jesus while the man of God comes to the pulpit'
C'mon!!!

peeceelove:
Thanks everybody for contributing, my pastor finally intervened in the matter. i ve promised to be a good leave. i took her out for dinner yesterday and apologise all over again. for those that felt it was not a true life expirence, well let them do such and be caught, i got away with mine but some marriages do end that way.

please my advise NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF A WOMAN.

I like the part where you took responsibility for everything

For now, please stick with takeaway fast food whenever you can
If you know how to cook, then you should always be in the kitchen with her
That's killing two birds with one stone, u're doing romantic stuff and watching your back

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=197937.msg3115534#msg3115534 date=1227226820]sugar daddy [/quote]You urself know I'm much too mature for my age
It's much more fun and challenging with a lil bit older chics

@topic
What?? I love older women !!!
Even as much as pple try to hide it, all things being equal you're much more mature than you were four years ago
To be on the safe side . . . stick with experience

@topic
If you, being a christian, fail at your schoolwork, then you'll be causing more disgrace to the christian faith than an unswept church
Even the Bible says give unto Caesar what is Caesers, the fact that you want to do God's work does not mean you should leave you books

And remember, if you're not happy with what you're doing, you're losing on both ends

Yes, he's a Pastor, but he's human . . . you need to walk up to him and explain to him (after praying that is) with wisdom, if he's a man of God, he'll understand

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197800.msg3110075#msg3110075 date=1227128074]U are a criminal. . . . . .Thatz the only reason ur pic ain't here.[/quote]Hehehe . . . then why's urs not here??

myndofgold:
Yeah, NL is popular for that one,

260,000? i will say cut that in half, since everyone here has multiple personality disorder  

Yeah, but why give 130,000 people free acess to me personal life??

myndofgold:
One thing i don't understand is the fact that MOST of you guys have Facebook and/or Myspace profiles with ur faces plastered all over the place. So why is NL many different?

Erm maybe it's because 260,000 people have acess to the pic on NL, you can't choose who sees you
Given the fact that we're all too wowo, we'll jst scratch that.

DavidDylan:
I'm not sure u've read the bible at all. Another fellow bandying around something he heard from someone who also heard it from somewhere . . .

Nah . . . I'm not the best christian you'll find, but I just believe in saying the truth when I see it.

And yeah, I've only read the Bible in KJV so maybe there's some parts that are really hard for me to understand
But what I know is that the only reason why the Bible implied that Levi was a sinner is because he was a tax-collector

Sratch that, why'm I talking bout sumn I'm not 100% sure of??
How can we rule America with a book that clearly states 'Thou shalt not suffer a with to live'??

Admit it the Bible is a personal thing, to rule one's life, not a nation
For goodness sake the US constition has had 27 major ammendments since the 1800s, some books in the Bible have not had any ammendments since 6000 years ago . . .

Gamine:
Anyways, The US was founded on the Bible, they still swear on the Bible in Court.

Erm yes, the US was founded on Christianity, definitely . . .
But the same First Amendment prohibits the federal government from making a law "respecting an establishment of religion''
In other words, the fact that the Bible does not support it means nuffin . . .
My question is, why should we disobey other laws in the Bible and choose this one cus it favours us??

They use the Bible to swear don't mean nuffin too. We swear by the Queen here in the UK but her word is fuckery

Gamine:
What i was even gunning for was that Homosexuality is unatural, why are they dependent on the Hetero for Survival

So is contraception, yet there are no laws against people that use condoms

They are dependent on hetero for survival??
Have you heard of this new technology?? It's called artificial insemination, it's been around since 2002, maybe you missed it
It means they don't really need to adopt kids anymore . . . these guys are not changing the cost of a bread at Sainsburys, just let them be

Gamine:
it is a Choice they made and they shouldnt force anyone to accept or recognise it.
If they push it, then they have to accept Bestiality and the Polygamous marriages
pray tell why polygamy is not encouraged seeing that it works for lots of people.
Double Standards i say!
Annoying really.

Are they forcing you to accept it?? Nah, what they want is recognition of the fact that they are taxpayers and should not be denied their rights because 80% of their state is homophobic.
They want to be able to get mortgage as a couple and pay from their accounts
They want to get bonuses to support their nuclear families at work
They want what moi and you take for granted . . . if it's not killing us, why should we disturb them??

Polygamy is not encouraged because it's caused too many problems for the society
More children will continue to be ignored in polygamous families than we have now . . . Polygamy is harmful to the society, the babymama system has proven that already.

And beastility, as Bawolomo pointed out, if you can prove to me the dog/cat/cow has the brainpower and cognitive ability of the human adult and agrees to it and that the result of procreation will live a normal life, then c'est fini.

Erm . . . what's a carotid??

coded guy:
Is it because the thread is now on part 2 that it is looking strange. This thread does not look like the ASS Anal thread that we use to know or are my dreaming, so many strange names and post that one cannot comprehend.

Take a look at the last 20 post, one would be amazed at the amount of new peeps, or are the real McCoys

Where are they? HNIC, Loyika, Debo, Kay-pumping, Cesc, Folahan,Rasputin, A-40_{at least u try show face small} Ritchboi,MUki et al.

Come guys, Gooners till you die or do some of you want to change your sign off to GOONER 89-2008

These same oldies were posting when Arsenal lost 11 matches and crashed out of four competitions in two weeks . . . the reason for them being missing is most def not these one or two losses
Let's see . . . could it just be that some fans are really, really busy?? Nah, according to you and Cristalz they're hiding from sum Arsenal jinx on NL

StephenP:
ROFL!!!

Me: What kind of music do you like?
TNW: Beyawnce, P-Square, Marah Carry, and Westlife.

You got that Beyawnce part perfectly

Me: What are you favourite vacation spots
Her: London, Spain, UK and Europe

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096871#msg3096871 date=1226882368]this is just plain out wrong

Now we know that Stephen, 4Play, David and eldee have been to ajegunle and oshodi to find babes. kudos [/quote]Hehehe . . . using geography as an excuse

StephenP:
Yeah and not so many guys can say that so it is pretty unique. But pick a random Nigerian girl and ask her her hobbies and I bet she'll say, modeling, reading and listening to music.

Me: Who's your role model?
TNW: My parents and God.

AIT: What's ur future ambition
Popular Artiste: Going to heaven

whatever90:
david e fi boobs si le,so that boobs will leave u too

But seriously . . . booblessness and tummyliscious??
That's a combo made in hell

4 Play:
There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.

I once saw sumn on a TV show on AIT research has shown that the best way to seduce a Naija chick is to pay ten thousand for hair she'll do for two thousand naira

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]Who cares and quit bitching like a fucking dog
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I rest my case!!!

@topic
Nigerian chics will not be seduced

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]That was a typo
LOL this is the 2nd time am asking this question "what truth"
Like said before, maybe (Nland boys) need to check the type of ladies they roll with,"birds of the same feathers flocks together" [/size]

If it's not obvious already . . . There's a reason why posts are archived, read back before you start spewing

KarmaMod:
Well I'll answer that if you tell me why Naija dudes feel the need to imitate the akatas that wear sunglasses at 1am

Hehehe . . . it's not the akatas we're copying, it's Abacha
Now where's ur answer to my question

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096698#msg3096698 date=1226878542]but i bet those women you dey yab here na the same one you dey holla at [/quote]Hmmn . . . yeah right
Let's wait till Bush and Osama hug in public

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]Typical Naija dude!!!!!Shio
Wassup with the names calling, did you run out of things to says
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Actually it's 'name-calling'
And by the way, you crossed the line by calling us lonely for saying the truth

@toyin
I'm really sorry
I'll try my best not to . . . some pple just take the piss

tope2000:
@Eldee
Maybe the 21yrs n downwards
U do know they are some classy Nigerian chics , rite? maybe you havent dated one
And colour co-ordinating is sooooooooooooo backward now

Yeah . . . there are classy Nigerian chics, but when the ratio's 90:10, then it calls for a timeslot on CNN

Do you live in London?? Try the Underground as your sample space and see what I'm saying bout your colour-obsessed sisters

KarmaMod:
Actually they are only copying that garbage from the black americans and Jamos.

Why don't they ever copy the good things??

4 Play:
Every Nigerian woman below the age of 30,especially those whose bathrooms look like a chemical laboratory.

Hmmn . . . every Nigerian woman should be banned from going into Superdrug and coming out with more than one makeup range

My dear sisters, Mary Kay, Olay and Avon don't go together!!! That's why they're sold on different stands!!!

tope2000:
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What kind of girls have you guys been dating, thats all i want to know seriously

Fact is, I've stopped dating Nigerian chics . . . but these chics I see when I use the Underground . . . hmmn
Tell me Nigerian chics don't believe rhyming colours is the best way to dress??

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]And you sound like an idiot
What truth are you talking about
The only truth here is, either you are dating the wrong ladies or you are the one with the problem
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The funny part is, I'm still waiting for any chic here to deny any fact I've put down
All your imbecilic brain can come up with is 'They're lonely'
Freaking wastegash