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TravelRe: Memoirs From Chile by Eldemmi(m): 2:47pm On Aug 13, 2023
Ashirioluwa:
How was the church service like?
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Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by Eldemmi(m): 9:46pm On Jul 21, 2023
drered:
Thanks a bunch for your response - I am thinking of just getting a new setup - I have narrowed this down to 3.5KVA 48V Growatt hybrid inverter and 7.5/10KWH 48V Growatt Battery and integrating with the existing 4 350W solar panels. I would just sell my current Yohako inverter, mppt charge controller and 2x220ah luminous battery.
Please lemme know when you want to sell your existing set up you may be help a bro.
EducationRe: A Nigerian Man Studying Abroad Has Been Found Dead In His Apartment. by Eldemmi(m): 9:42pm On Jul 12, 2023
Rip to him.

To the poster it is not diseased it is deceased.
RomanceRe: If You Know This Phone Then You Should Be Married (pictures) by Eldemmi(m): 8:34am On Jun 24, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Football soccer.
Snake xenzia.


And the cheat.

Guys don dey get cheat since way back


Winning computer 10- 0

Without cheat I de beat hard 13-0
Easy like 20-0
For secondary school den
PoliticsRe: 7 Bad Omens That Preceded The Alaba Demolition Signaling A Yoruba Vendetta by Eldemmi(m): 5:31pm On Jun 19, 2023
mrvitalis:
Absolutely but you are too broke to know Pwan is acquiring thousands of plots n reselling in the east

Northerner is building refinery in IMO

The list is endless

If yorubas contribute 25% of what igbos contribute in Lagos to any igbo state they would be governor
This is not true, yourlast sentence outsiders can't be governor in Igbo land
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 5:21pm On Nov 17, 2022
Ojochogwusunny:
I have this for sal
How much?
What is the condition
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 7:36am On Nov 04, 2022
Mightyify:
We are not targeting everyone. We target only people that can afford our services.
This brutal and funny,. Chaii
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 5:22pm On Oct 29, 2022
tivta:
But the question still remains, how long will it remain FTA? Spending hundreds of thousands to buy a big dish only for the premium channels to become encrypted is a big waste.
I have known it for about 10years now. They still operate.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 7:45pm On Oct 28, 2022
tivta:
The issue is not getting the decoder and dish, the issue is how many premium channels are available and how long will it remain FTA? That's the fear of most people.
Kindly list or point the website one can view available premium channels. Thanks.
If na to say you real know what the guy just gave you.

Over 400 premium and semi premium channels football and other sports inclusive.
Chaiii.. you will forget that fears.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 10:01am On Oct 17, 2022
Mutmainneen:
Actually, 51.5e has been showing No Signal with 0% signal strength and quality since two days ago. Please house, how do I deal with this?
Note: Nigcomsat and Joy prime are still working perfectly, all on the same dish.
Your dish is misaligned now. You need to retrack that signal. It may be a little shake.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Eldemmi(m): 10:05am On Oct 16, 2022
Mutmainneen:
Yeah, discovered this yesterday. Thanks
Can I watch with other decoders, it is scrambled on my strong 4954
Car TalkRe: Honda Accord 2005 Euro Spec by Eldemmi(m): 10:15pm On Jul 30, 2022
n0m0705:
Hello guys,
I am thinking of getting a Nigerian used Honda Accord 2005 european version, I love the sporty look. Are there advantages/disadvantages over the normal Honda EOD. Please I need I put from the experts
Nearly the same car, just different body and a tuned down engine.

Only that these types are from Europe becareful of right hand converted ones.
You should be good.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Strong Decoder AV Audio Stopped Working by Eldemmi(m): 9:11pm On Jul 30, 2022
Jean2:
Please Experts

What can one do to restore audio on the audio output of AV output of Strong Decoder?

The video port is still working but the two audio ports have failed.
Is it 4922, because mine got the same problem.
But I am not ready to repair it now, but if you re in Ibadan I can tell you where to try and repair it.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by Eldemmi(m): 8:52pm On May 03, 2022
Trippledots:
I can source for you if you haven't seen yet
I am interested like how much ?
TravelRe: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by Eldemmi(m): 11:50am On Feb 09, 2022
AmeliaT:
Nigerian banks issue credit cards. I have one @gentlesoul, I have a standard Chartered credit card.

You only need to be earn in excess of N15m salary annually or have a business with revenue of a certain threshold (not sure) as I’m a salary earner and then you open a fixed deposit account and lock the equivalent credit limit with them. Easy peasy!!


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This is not a straight credit card compare to the western world.
AutosRe: by Eldemmi(m): 10:20pm On Jan 23, 2022
melviniyke2002:
simple.my pattern,i cant even transfer such large amount without confirmation, ist i ask u if u receive alert n u said yes,i first transfer 1k n ask u to show d credit alert bf we move forward.....
Good one. Also many good people on jiji may this is a black sheep
AutosRe: by Eldemmi(m): 8:43am On Jan 23, 2022
Next time if the seller is claiming not to have received alert when you are sure of the payments and have waited for several hours.
Take the car to police station and comes back the second day for settlements with your statement of account.
Car TalkRe: Advised Against Honda Accord.... by Eldemmi(m): 9:05am On Jan 09, 2022
Viking07:
I’ve sold my Honda Accord yesterday after just 2 months. I won’t wish my worse enemy to get an Honda. My experience was terrible. The car almost wrecked, what am I saying, the car WRECKED me. Spent all my savings fixing and fixing with no solution. Not forgetting how 99.9% of mechanics in this country are USELESS. So useless all they know is money money money. I finally met one with sense who told me the truth - gearbox replacement. If I had been told earlier, all the money I’ve spent buying and replacing different useless sensors almost 200k would have been more than enough to get a Belgium gearbox. But the useless mechanics I met earlier won’t tell you this.

I will be picking up my Corolla today. Even if they dash you Honda, reject it. This was traumatic.
you bought a bad unit plus you were not fully knowledgeable about the car you drive, gearbox in Honda is cheaper to replace.
Honda is a good brand we have more people enjoying it including me. it is cheaper alternative to Toyota in this part of the world ,very reliable if you know your onions.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Eldemmi(m): 11:33am On Dec 11, 2021
dayjeee:
I need advise people. Have never own a car. Wish to buy Honda civic as my first car. I saw one nigeria used civic 2008. Seller said it was bought brand new in 2009, is it advisable to buy a nigeria used car bought new in 2009?
left to me I wouldn't buy a vehicle sold brand new in Nigeria for many reasons..
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Eldemmi(m): 7:44am On Nov 29, 2021
KINGSP:
Please where in Ibadan Sir?...I could meet up with you.
which side are you? am around alakia environ
Car TalkRe: My Honda Accord 2005 Ex Consumes Too Much Fuel by Eldemmi(m): 8:39am On Nov 18, 2021
kennyldelsu:
Firstly, check if the catalyst is intact
catalyst is not major factor of fuel consumption.

the real culprit are upstream O2 sensor,open loop, engine tune up, airflow sensor
Car TalkRe: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Eldemmi(m): 9:12pm On Nov 09, 2021
Itsrm:
As you must have seen, there are lots of alternatives. He has used Honda all his life and wants a change. There's nothing wrong with that
Alright. does he fancy other brands aside Toyota?
Car TalkRe: Thread For Volvo Car Owners/lovers by Eldemmi(m): 9:10pm On Nov 09, 2021
RZArecta:
Chicago, the car has been sold but I'm in Nigeria
eyahhh... we move bro
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Eldemmi(m): 9:09pm On Nov 09, 2021
darelar:
Do you have contact of Honda part sellers in Ibadan? If yes, kindly drop it for me.
opposite cemetery, sango , ugochukwu Honda part seller and others dey dia. I don't have his number currently.

another person around alakia airport as well
Car TalkRe: Thread For Volvo Car Owners/lovers by Eldemmi(m): 8:29am On Nov 06, 2021
RZArecta:
I was actually searching for other equipment when this came across my face. Would really love to get it but not enough funds
which state is the car in USA sir and re u in USA yourself
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Eldemmi(m): 8:14am On Nov 06, 2021
Betterlifesars:
I have a problem with my honda accord 2003 transmission. When engaged in drive, the D light blinks on the dashboard. Immediately the oil was changed from the brownish one in it to a dw1 oil with red cap. The problem still persists with vehicle not even moving forward nor backward. Vehicle was then scanned and returned P0756 as result (Shift Solenoid B performance stuck off). The issue at hand now is I need a reliable seller of the Solenoid and possibly the person that can fix it trusted by the seller. If you have any contribution towards my issue please share
if you are in Ibadan I can give you a shiftsolenoid to test .
Car TalkRe: I got the Pontiac Vibe by Eldemmi(m): 8:05am On Nov 06, 2021
asomefun2021:
Hello. A quick question. The pontiac's engine number is difficult to locate, how did the previous owner go about registering the vehicle despite this challenge?
take it to the mechanic and tell them u want to Kno the engine number..

it you can do it urself watch the video on YouTube
Car TalkRe: I Want To Know If Toyota Elizade Nigeria Limited by Eldemmi(m): 7:50am On Nov 06, 2021
buygala:
My boss uses Elizade for servicing all his cars...so far so good...the few times I have driven his cars, they seem to be in peak condition ..he buys them brand new from Elizade and has a standing agreement with them for swapping them for the latest model every 3 years...so I guess they have an interest in keeping the vehicle in mint condition since na their hand the motor go land laslas grin...even though I think it will take a lot of neglect for a mint Toyota vehicle being driven majorly around the posh areas in Abuja, Lagos and Port-Harcourt to go real bad within 3 years smiley...so I don't think Elizade has to do much to keep his vehicles mint for 3 years after sale as mint smiley

I as his employee, use Kazeem for servicing my own car..dem no born me and my account balance well to go Elizade grin...so far so good as well...my vehicle is in peak condition..I got my honda evil spirit toks and look after it as well as I can afford to...what I can afford being my Kazeem smiley ....Kazeem keeps my car running at very little expense...even though sometimes,for 4 months, I have no reason to visit his garage grin..

Point is...when you get to that point in life when you can comfortably afford some 'expensive' services, go right ahead and do it...Money is made to be spent...the kind of people you will be likely to meet while lounging at Elizade sure won't be the same kind you will meet while patronizing Musbau at his under-tree workshop...

The reason why some people patronize Elizade is the same reason why some people lunch at Mama put, some at Jevniks, while some won't eat if it isn't from the Hilton grin...Lunch na lunch ...But some lunch are more lunch than others smiley

E get level wey u go reach wey dem no suppose see ur motor for Kazeem place...it just has to be Elizade or nothing....that's the prestige that comes with growth...don't stifle it if you have grown so big that you can afford brand new vehicles that of course naturally require after-sales support from these big mechs smiley

Besides, you don't wanna hand over for example, a 2021 Prado to a random Kazeem who is very likely going to work on that model of vehicle for the 1st time...na your motor e go use learn how to fix that model grin

E get the kind late model of vehicle wey u go get that it makes perfect sense to leave its servicing to its maker's recommended mechs in order to avoid your vehicle becoming a guinea pig in the hands of our Kazeems who are not well acquainted with the new tech and workings of these very recent vehicles.

These big mech franchises have access to manufacturer software, updates and tools that Kazeem will never have in 600 years..so for some models of vehicles, it's better to stick with them until the vehicle has been around long enough for Kazeems to use those of unfortunate owners to do trial and error and finally arrive at some sort of expertise regarding them..
oga na DC I hear last..
u never tell us evil spirit don enter

oya celebrate it for we naaaa.
congratulations boss
Car TalkRe: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Eldemmi(m): 7:30am On Nov 06, 2021
Itsrm:
A friend needs suggestions on a vehicle to buy

Budget 5m
Little touch of luxury
2.4l engine minimum
Honda Accord is not an option

Cc Nurey HeavenlyBang Kingreign and others
seems your friend no like good thing.
na Toyota Camry or Corolla 2012 above remain make him choose from, Lexus es 350 am not sure d price fit catch am.
AutosRe: Well And Best Use Of Keke Napep For Sale by Eldemmi(m): 10:58am On Oct 18, 2021
Gagame:
Not so daddy
I laugh I Swahili..
something I know like back of my hand.
AutosRe: Well And Best Use Of Keke Napep For Sale by Eldemmi(m): 8:28am On Oct 14, 2021
you cover Dem deliberately with nylon, they are not few weeks used.
from January of this year the new design carry two glove boxes.

counter this please.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Eldemmi(m): 8:21am On Oct 14, 2021
peeps4u:
Is it frustration or lack of sense of humour?

How could you not sense that was just a joke?

Every joke, you people carry "mentality" into it.

Allow people that want to laugh out for relief and fun do it if humour isn't your own thing.
thanks Jare.... it made me laugh

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