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PoliticsRe: My Dumb Uncle by eledalo:
Save the names for your dad, and your 'dump' uncle! What a family! grin
Oh I see you've changed the title from dump to dumb - LoL
PoliticsRe: My Dumb Uncle by eledalo: 7:09pm On Oct 14, 2012
And you can't even spell 'dumb'. Looks like you are dumber than your uncle.
FoodRe: Golden Morn Unsuitable For Children Under 3 Years by eledalo: 4:20pm On Oct 13, 2012
So you dont read the pack of food you give your children?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HARRY OJIE IS FRAUD by eledalo: 9:26pm On Oct 12, 2012
Cheeeeeeeeeei! grin grin grin
Those scans had me roflmao for ages. CBN deposit? US Address in Texas Mall! grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs In Barbados? by eledalo: 8:03pm On Oct 11, 2012
Yes, they are currently looking for Finance minister and House of Assembly members.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lagos State Teachers Recruitment 2012 by eledalo: 7:56pm On Oct 11, 2012
People dey line up even for job that people are always going on strike. Sad.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by eledalo: 1:06pm On Oct 11, 2012
Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is There No Hope Of Getting A Job For Graduates Wth Third Class? by eledalo: 12:50pm On Oct 11, 2012
How many times will you 3rd classers ask this question? You are sure you can handle the position well but to read simple book, you cant handle?
THERE IS NO HOPE FOR 3rd CLASS GRADUATES UNTIL THEY LEARN TO START WORKING HARD. GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL.
CareerRe: Job At Apple Inc. by eledalo: 9:33pm On Oct 10, 2012
Na by force? grin
CareerRe: Do You Get A Text From Sweet Sensation by eledalo: 9:28pm On Oct 10, 2012
No.
CareerRe: How Do You Relate With A Younger Boss? by eledalo: 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2012
I guess its OK for an older boss to slap people and ask them why they are not married but not a younger one. Abeg delete this topic, close your nairaland account and break your router or whatever you use to access the internet.

What is special in having a younger boss?
PoliticsRe: Lets Celebrate The Inteligencia Of Gej...bakassi Is Back In Cameroon by eledalo: 9:01pm On Oct 10, 2012
Which kind s-t-upid argument be this.
FashionRe: Girls, Why Do You Apply Make-Up? by eledalo: 8:53pm On Oct 10, 2012
Mqke i leqve story
PoliticsRe: P/harcourt Refineries To Work At Full Capacity By November – Nnpc by eledalo: 8:50am On Oct 10, 2012
Another GEJ story. . .Proudly brought to you by: Nairaland Politics Archive.
FamilyRe: Couple Fighting Infront Of Shoprite At Ikeja. . .(Pic) by eledalo: 3:15pm On Oct 09, 2012
2sa2: What actually happened is this, the woman is an ashewo, they agreed the man would pay 10k for TDB. In the morning, the woman told the man to at least buy her food b4 she leaves, he said no wahala. The man then took here out to that eatery. After eating the following conversation ensued between the both of them;
man- oya bye bye, see you some other time, i had fun
woman- what of my money?
man- oh, i almost forgot, take 7k
woman- for what? our agreement was 10k
man-oh you think the food i bot for you was for free ba? please get out of here
woman- i no go gree o, i no force you to buy me food #grips him#
I was there.
Which kind. . .
So you were there when the man went to look for ashewo, when they agreed to have lunch, all thru during their conversation, to the point where they started fighting? This your kind lie, holy water no dey remove am o
FamilyRe: Advise Him: He Got This Mail From His Wife by eledalo: 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2012
The best advice you will ever get - 'Never take advice from nairaland
CareerRe: Your Boss Sending You To Get Food by eledalo: 6:58pm On Oct 07, 2012
Leave all this talk. You left the office and your junior called you back to buy food for him/her? Abi you kindly asked them if they wanted to eat. That shit pissed me off in those days and I told em I wasnt going to get food and took an hour to bring the food back if they insisted. Theygot the message cheesy . Nowadays I dont send ANY of my workers even the PA to buy me food. Why do to others what pissed me off? angry cheesy
PoliticsRe: MASSOB Loses 1000 Members To AIYO (Association of Igbo Youths) by eledalo: 8:24pm On Oct 06, 2012
Eastern NURTW
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Arik Air Test/interview by eledalo: 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2012
Hope you dont turn up like one of the many rude iiddiiootts at arik ticketing
PoliticsRe: Senate To Bar Public Official's Children From Schooling Abroad by eledalo: 2:05pm On Oct 06, 2012
As with everything in this country, tell me when its done and passed - not when some douche 'plans to'
PoliticsRe: INEC Is Broke, Can’t Pay Salary, Says Jega by eledalo: 5:21am On Oct 04, 2012
Basic: Wasteful spending is one of the viruses killing this country.
INEC works only once in every four years, yet the government keeps paying employees that lay idle for that period.
Another instance that annoys me more is the National Population Commission. The least interval between two population counts is 10 years, yet the government keeps paying the Commission's employees even for being idle for 10 years.
I understand that these agencies are responsible for a few other minor tasks. But only a few employees should be kept for long while the bulk should be hired only when they're needed.
How daft. Once every 4 years? What of the Ondo state elections that are taking place in a few weeks? Or Edo state? Or the various re-runs of House of Assembly? INEC is responsible for a few other minor tasks? Election is now a minor task. You really are Basic. Think of how politicians will misuse this opportunity to influence the actions of INEC officials! Who the heck do you think is involved in all the Election tribunals across the country - NEPA? I agree that Nigeria's civil service is overbloated, but man, this is the duuumbest argument I've seen to reduce it - Kudos on achieving that.
CareerRe: Pls, Tips To Make First Class In OAU Is Needed. Great Ife, Am Looking Up To You by eledalo: 7:32pm On Oct 02, 2012
Dstar4u: I am not d elect elect guy, I am an ND 2 mechanical student considering to write jamb nxt yr and put in 4 OAU because dats where i chose to go b4. Although, am a distinction student wit GPA 3.53 n i hope 2 graduate wit it, I decided 2 choose OAU n I wish 2 graduate wit first class or else I shud choose a skul dat wil b easier to get first class. What's ur advice on diz?
Congrats, I like reading from people like you. First class is not easy. Dont let anyone deceive you. Focus and hardwork - those are the two things you need. You will be faced with MANY distractions, from girls wink to lecturer harassment to peer pressure, Serious peer pressure through out your four years. But you must focus. Work hard - read and study in all your courses, use past questions and be persistent, dont let any failures get to you, keep moving. Four years is a long time to work consistently but at the end of it your doors will be so open, it is unbelievable. Trust me. When last did you see first class student coming on NL to look for job? grin
Good luck.
PoliticsRe: Women In Abuja Are Not Safe – Dorothy Njemanze by eledalo: 1:56pm On Oct 02, 2012
Move to borno. U go know wetin dem call safe. But jokes aside. . .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's The Current Unemployment Rate In Nigeria? by eledalo: 12:35pm On Oct 01, 2012
I wonder if Seun, living in Abeokuta, looked for bank loan before setting up NL for you jobless youths to post from your 1000 Naira a month BBs. Dont take offence at this post please.
CareerRe: Pls Md's And Ceo's In Nairaland Help I Need A Microbiology Job by eledalo: 9:13am On Sep 29, 2012
mimshachh: sir thanks so much I just saw this mail since I ran out of money. Can I come on monday. Thanks
Na wa o. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Graduate Drivers Trainee Interview by eledalo: 8:17am On Sep 29, 2012
okpara ugo: Nothing like grammers but grammer.

Dont shoot ur feet.
Nothing like grammer but grammar.

Dont shoot your feet. grin
PoliticsRe: NRC To Commence Fuel Haulage In July by eledalo: 3:07pm On Sep 27, 2012
eledalo: blah blah blah.
Tell me when they have started it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Uruguayan President Donates 90% Of His Salary To Charity by eledalo: 6:16am On Sep 27, 2012
GEJ'S RESPONSE- I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
FashionRe: What Would You Prefer Your Wife To Wear Always? by eledalo: 5:05pm On Sep 26, 2012
Two Hijabs and no underwear. Easy access & no man dey look am!

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