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Save the names for your dad, and your 'dump' uncle! What a family! ![]() Oh I see you've changed the title from dump to dumb - LoL |
And you can't even spell 'dumb'. Looks like you are dumber than your uncle. |
So you dont read the pack of food you give your children? |
Cheeeeeeeeeei! Those scans had me roflmao for ages. CBN deposit? US Address in Texas Mall! ![]() |
Yes, they are currently looking for Finance minister and House of Assembly members. |
People dey line up even for job that people are always going on strike. Sad. |
Since she was bitten during a church fasting programme, the shark bite is obviously a gift from God. Halleluyah! |
How many times will you 3rd classers ask this question? You are sure you can handle the position well but to read simple book, you cant handle? THERE IS NO HOPE FOR 3rd CLASS GRADUATES UNTIL THEY LEARN TO START WORKING HARD. GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL. |
Na by force? ![]() |
No. |
I guess its OK for an older boss to slap people and ask them why they are not married but not a younger one. Abeg delete this topic, close your nairaland account and break your router or whatever you use to access the internet. What is special in having a younger boss? |
Which kind s-t-upid argument be this. |
Mqke i leqve story |
Another GEJ story. . .Proudly brought to you by: Nairaland Politics Archive. |
2sa2: What actually happened is this, the woman is an ashewo, they agreed the man would pay 10k for TDB. In the morning, the woman told the man to at least buy her food b4 she leaves, he said no wahala. The man then took here out to that eatery. After eating the following conversation ensued between the both of them;Which kind. . . So you were there when the man went to look for ashewo, when they agreed to have lunch, all thru during their conversation, to the point where they started fighting? This your kind lie, holy water no dey remove am o |
The best advice you will ever get - 'Never take advice from nairaland |
Leave all this talk. You left the office and your junior called you back to buy food for him/her? Abi you kindly asked them if they wanted to eat. That shit pissed me off in those days and I told em I wasnt going to get food and took an hour to bring the food back if they insisted. Theygot the message . Nowadays I dont send ANY of my workers even the PA to buy me food. Why do to others what pissed me off? ![]() |
Eastern NURTW |
Hope you dont turn up like one of the many rude iiddiiootts at arik ticketing |
As with everything in this country, tell me when its done and passed - not when some douche 'plans to' |
Basic: Wasteful spending is one of the viruses killing this country.How daft. Once every 4 years? What of the Ondo state elections that are taking place in a few weeks? Or Edo state? Or the various re-runs of House of Assembly? INEC is responsible for a few other minor tasks? Election is now a minor task. You really are Basic. Think of how politicians will misuse this opportunity to influence the actions of INEC officials! Who the heck do you think is involved in all the Election tribunals across the country - NEPA? I agree that Nigeria's civil service is overbloated, but man, this is the duuumbest argument I've seen to reduce it - Kudos on achieving that. |
Dstar4u: I am not d elect elect guy, I am an ND 2 mechanical student considering to write jamb nxt yr and put in 4 OAU because dats where i chose to go b4. Although, am a distinction student wit GPA 3.53 n i hope 2 graduate wit it, I decided 2 choose OAU n I wish 2 graduate wit first class or else I shud choose a skul dat wil b easier to get first class. What's ur advice on diz?Congrats, I like reading from people like you. First class is not easy. Dont let anyone deceive you. Focus and hardwork - those are the two things you need. You will be faced with MANY distractions, from girls to lecturer harassment to peer pressure, Serious peer pressure through out your four years. But you must focus. Work hard - read and study in all your courses, use past questions and be persistent, dont let any failures get to you, keep moving. Four years is a long time to work consistently but at the end of it your doors will be so open, it is unbelievable. Trust me. When last did you see first class student coming on NL to look for job? ![]() Good luck. |
Move to borno. U go know wetin dem call safe. But jokes aside. . . |
I wonder if Seun, living in Abeokuta, looked for bank loan before setting up NL for you jobless youths to post from your 1000 Naira a month BBs. Dont take offence at this post please. |
mimshachh: sir thanks so much I just saw this mail since I ran out of money. Can I come on monday. ThanksNa wa o. ![]() |
okpara ugo: Nothing like grammers but grammer.Nothing like grammer but grammar. Dont shoot your feet. ![]() |
eledalo: blah blah blah. |
GEJ'S RESPONSE- I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. |
Two Hijabs and no underwear. Easy access & no man dey look am! |

. Nowadays I dont send ANY of my workers even the PA to buy me food. Why do to others what pissed me off?
to lecturer harassment to peer pressure, Serious peer pressure through out your four years. But you must focus. Work hard - read and study in all your courses, use past questions and be persistent, dont let any failures get to you, keep moving. Four years is a long time to work consistently but at the end of it your doors will be so open, it is unbelievable. Trust me. When last did you see first class student coming on NL to look for job?