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Avater0147:
Your father is a scam, your dead mother is a scam. Animal like you, if e no work for you, e mean say e no dey work for me, idiot. you stupid cow, main while a foreigner is the one ruling your useless country, how many scam have you called him?? fool, no go mind your business, all of una go die this year if una no leave pastors issue out of una matter. goat, i wish you can see this, and may thunder strike any idiots that reply me rubbish here. fools

And this is Christianity?

SonsOfLiverpool:
why quoting exodus sef, I thought that was old testament? There are some horrible stuff in that book should we also follow that?

Christ is the reason for Christianity and he never collected anything or asked anyone to pay. So why should Christians pay?

The reason I quoted it was so those who claim it is biblical would at least verify how the practice was carried out, not that I support it at all. I believe if one is capable of giving, one can give even above 50% of one's annual earnings if one feels led to. What I don't accept is mandated giving where some churches even refuse to marry couples without evidences of payment. Christ has already paid the price.

The new testament practice by the Apostles was one of voluntary sharing where everyone sold what they had and it was used to serve everyone's needs so that no member was in lack (Acts 4: 32 - 35).

amhelpless:
if you earn 100k per month, and you pastor receive that in January, in addition to 10% of your salary which is 10 every month for 12 months which is 120k


first fruit = 100,000

annual tithe = 120,000

total sum going to your pastor = 220,000


its an attempt to collect tithe twice.

double tithtation ..lol

multiple tithe ation !!!

Tell them, o. There are also multiple offerings and contributions to be made in the same churches.

Exodus 23:19 says "bring the choice first fruits". That means bring some of the nicest of the first fruits, not all of it. After you will find church members in the same premises begging while the pastoral members are living in opulence.

Herlertah:
Thank you so much.

But being a mental calculator does not necessarily mean high IQ

As high as Albert Einstein's IQ was, he found memorizing hard, he couldn't do simple multiplications and additions

As reported!

But yes, I will take it

I think you will find that there are over 8 recognised types of intelligence now and assessing them has advanced way beyond Einstein's time now.

There is money in any profession if you can be the best at it. IKEA is a furniture maker (in other words, carpenter). Philip Emegwali is revered in the US for Physics. If your math skills can problem solve some of the biggest issues in the world today, you will be well sought after.

virago:
Bleep off my mentions Arrow

Wow! Such language from a female.

virago:
This is where you all get it wrong a mathematical genius is quite different from a human calculator

Please, you are not in a position to classify his abilities as you have not tested them to know their range.

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

Please go online to the MENSA society website and take their test. If you score highly, they will find you and open opportunities for you. You are a mathematical genius.

Stupid people! Instead of begging for help. They might have been considered for asylum if they had not acted so rashly.

iykecicero:
The dude should have known that she’s born a male. According to Quora this is how to detect a transgender

Hips: Biologicaly women have hips that are wider then their shoulders. The hips of a biological women end above the belly button, not below.

Shoulders: If a women has a shoulder width of three heads, this could be a transgender.

Index Fingers: Most (approximately 97%) biological women have index fingers that are longer or almost as long as their ringfingers. Often, these two fingers are the same length in biological women.

Jaws: Biological women have round jaws and an pointy chin. Most women do not have square jaw angles or a totally flat jaw. It’s almost always pointy.

There are different body types and women who have a dramatic body type or variants of it will not meet these criteria (pictured below are all natural born women). Quite a number of women have square jaws as well. Also about 20% of women do not have the classic gynaecoid pelvis that gives the rounded shape considered ultrafeminine. With the advent of plastic surgery you will be surprised how feminine some transgender women appear especially as some of them use very feminine gestures and body language. Most times, the only giveaway is a slightly deeper voice and more prominent adam's apple (even that can be shaved down).

HisMajesty1:
This extravagance in weddings is extremely unnecessary.

The wedding is actually quite modest by the standard of their status. You should see some Arabian weddings. So lavish!

FarahAideed:
I have seen Eclampsia result in cardiac arrest and another time brain haemorrhage..siince she was preggos I will suspect eclampsia

One of the joys of medicine is discussing all the possibilities.

FarahAideed:
definitely Eclampsia

Sounds like a CVA or sudden cardiac death. Probably threw an embolus. May she and her unborn child RIP.

It's due to the influx of dollars from those returning home for Christmas.

Sirheny007:
You can't tell me someone won Miss Universe when she competed with only participants from Planet Earth.

I had this argument with my late mum as a little child

ogawisdom:
Money changes rules

I have been a Catholic for close to 4 decades now,

I have never seen child dedication done in Catholic Church without the father and mother wearing cmo and cwo dress


Ok it's a child out of wedlock at least no decent Catholic church will allow Linda inside showing cleavage with hair uncovered

Money changes rules, just 2 million to parish priest and rules will be bent

You are very incorrect. My Goddaughter is 21 now and her parents were unmarried when we dedicated her in my parish in Apapa. Her maternal grandparents were staunch catholics but her mother dated a rich muslim boy and got pregnant. Her father insisted on her getting an abortion if not for the intervention of my late mother. Her parents later got married in court when she was about 2 yrs old, had 2 other kids and are still married today. The church is also very liberal with clothing though it encourages women to dress decently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2N2bFsDpmI&t=15s

HaileSelassie:
Hi Emary ,sorry to bump on your mentions again. Just woke up to another eczema expansion on my upper body. I have been treating it for a while now. I do have some eczema occurrence in my teenage years esp if i expose myself to sweaty conditions they usually go once i change environment.
So I was thinking this one will go like the others but, its sticking and expanding everyday. So I decided to consult a pharmacy that recommended that fucin drug. It worked for a while and when i stopped d drug, the eczema is looking like its now permanent and has taken over 80% of my upper body. I do work out and I am quite muscular, but since this started i stopped going to the gym.
I went to randle gen hospital and the doc recommended a cream and a mild soap (been using for more than a week now, no improvement). I felt i should just meet a dermatologist so that i can get to root cause of the issue. Went to LUTH dermatologist clinic and they hopelessly booked me for February (if Eczema was to be terminal, i go don die by then na) went to Nearby Bidson, well I couldnt 15k to pay before i could see the doc so I am just stuck now!!
Sorry for boring you with this story, just felt a little history could help u advice me better. Pls im losing self esteem due to this. and I am awrare wrong medication can actually make thie situation more severe. Thanks in anticipation. Have a great day ma

You may also need to look into your bedding and sleeping clothes. Use natural cotton fibres and avoid polyesters and synthetics. Also keep your room well-aerated and cool.

There's only so much I can recommend for you online because skin disorders need to be seen in person to be properly managed. Other underlying conditions can cause the Eczema to flare up so it might be a symptom of something else going on.

HaileSelassie:
I was using Griselfolvin tablets to treat eczema, after which i skipped and later stopped (it was disappearing and the drug always made me drowsy)
Well after a while the eczema has resurfaced with full force. I understand that there is a resistance cbcos i stopped taking the drug

Do i continue with the drug or try another one?
What should I do at this junction

Emary pls what do you advise?

Thanks you..

Eczema is often irritated by chemicals in soaps and lotions so switch to a mild soap like a baby soap or natural black soap for a while then use a mild moisturizer like coconut oil for a few days. Avoid other cosmetics for a while. If there's no improvement after a week, DM me.

It's actually surprising. The Morroccan King is only 55yrs old and a well-educated law and political graduate. Maybe he has some health issues?

He's appeared in at least 2 episodes this season and did a pretty good job. The only thing is that he did not rep the Naija accent at all. He sounded like an east African trying to fake naija.

spunkyuch:
I served in that camp. Its a total shithole, even the convenience is an eye sore. I had to bath outside all through my stay

It's been very dirty since and I served over 10yrs ago. Even then, it was littered with poo as there were no toilets and folks had to shotput into the bushes. Water was scarce then too. It was however one of the most fun experiences of my life because of the mountain climbing, man-o'war, daily exercises and the distance trek.

Thanks. You've saved me a lot of money.

Nigeria was ranked the 49th best county for US citizens to move to due to its natural environment, busy nightlife, cheap rent and groceries as well as low taxes.

http://www.msn.com/en-xl/northamerica/life-arts/countries-where-youll-want-to-move-for-good/ss-BBOXCz7?ocid=iehp#image=3

He should allow someone put a finger up his urethra to begin to feel the same pain he inflicted on her.

A lot of its sounds are a combo of Akon's "Locked up" and Styleplus "Call my name".

Despite his wealth and political clout, no street in Lagos is named after him.

I just saw a sign for a small street behind Bookshop house at CMS area today clearly named after him.

Ras Kimono (9 May 1958 – 10 June 2018) was a Nigerian reggae artist whose debut album Under Pressure, led by the single "Rum-Bar Stylée", was a big hit in the Nigerian music scene in 1989. Before he released his solo album, he was in a group called The Jastix along with Amos McRoy and Majek Fashek.

Born Ekeleke Elumelu, in Delta State, Nigeria, he started out his career, firstly as a student of Gbenoba Secondary School Agbor and later as a member of the Jastix Reggae Ital, alongside Majek Fashek, Amos McRoy Jegg and Black Rice Osagie. His music was greatly influenced by the poverty, inequality and hardship he witnessed in his early life. He released his solo debut album Under Pressure on the Premier Music label in 1989, which propelled him to instant continental stardom. The album had hits such as "Under Pressure", "Natty Get Jail" and the massive hit "Rhumba Style". He later released a string of hit albums, touring all over Africa, Europe and the United States, promoting his brand of reggae music. He won several awards including the Nigeria Music Awards, Fame Music Awards and many more. In 2010, he was still performing to a loyal fan-base of all ages and his music is still played on radio, throughout West Africa. Kimono served a long apprenticeship on the Nigerian music circuit, experimenting with a number of styles, before making his late 1980s breakthrough as a reggae singer. Together with his Massive Dread Reggae Band. Kimono released his debut album, Under Pressure in 1989, accompanied by the popular single, "Rum-Bar Stylee", this revealed both a Jamaican and native African influence (the latter particularly evident in his ‘Patois’ delivery, as frequently employed by Fela Kuti to communicate with the urban underclass). His strongly polemical lyrics produced album sales of over 100,000 copies, and a fervent following for his advocacy of social change. What’s Gwan proved even more successful, with the topics selected including legalisation of marijuana, and the need for Africans to intellectually repel colonialism and its arbitrary boundaries between tribes. Most controversially, he was not averse to naming directly those in power he saw as synonymous with backdoor imperialism.

He died, at the age of 60, on 10 June 2018 in Lagos, Nigeria. - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_Kimono

Price?

Do you have -2.00, brown or other colors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUgQCrQ1Czo

I'm so sorry for your loss. It is a sad and painful thing for a parent to lose a child but knowing you caused it is a lifetime punishment. It is very unfortunate and can happen to anyone. Please check under your car and make sure your kids and pets are safely inside before driving out.