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@ Otukpo

otukpo:
Sauron
i know that what u typed in ur first post was a joke.

I also believe that any man who wld have extra-marital affairs wld do that, even if the wife gives him sex 24 hrs a day. A man needs a lot of discipline to remain faithful to the wife.

How sure are you about saroun's stance?

[/quote]@ poster
last last yr, a man was being treated in a hospital and after several test were done, it was discovered that the man is HIV +. The most disheartnening was that the man gave the instruction to the hospital not to let the wife know of it. Some men are wicked!
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Lord have mercy. That's is wickedness of the HIGHEST order. Worse than being bewitched or haunted.
The thought alone can kill the woman when she eventually discovers the TRUTH.

onyxera:
@topic,
there was a publication in one of our local newspapers (either sun or punch) of how a lady contracted HIV from her husband,she lost her husband and 2 kids about 5 years ago 2 AIDS.In her interview,she said her only regret is how could the man she loved with all her heart turn out to be the one 2 destroy her.as of the time of that interview she had already developed AIDS>

D issue is dis,even if he does d test,does dat guarantee he would stop cheating & wont still com home wit an STI 1day.I think infidelity is d greatest crime against marriage & should not be treated lightly especially wit all d diseases in town.She should not only mak him go 4 a test, she should go 4 1 2,& if all turns out to be fine,then dey really both have 2 sit down & talk of the catastrophic effects of extramarital activities & d way 4ward.

Oma se o

Why are men the way they are? Can't they keep their prick in one place?

Just imagine how he messed up the wife's life because of greed and selfishness.
His action not only destroyed him, but his kidz too and now the wife. GRRR H,

Women are ALWAYS at the receiving end. _{(just aint fair)}

@ Saroun
I guess you are married and you have extramarital affairs hence your reply.

You are the sort of guy who will use ''ogboju'' for your wife at home but can't
tell off a bitch _{(you end up sleeping wiv her sef)}. Typical Naija man.

@ pOster
What is the ''big deal'' of taking the test? Is he afraid that nemesis may catch up
with him sooner than he expects. The lady needs to go for the test first and I just
pray that she is fine. If not, early detection is the best way to go for STDs and HIV.

If all is well, she needs to get the guy to do it too and then they will REDEFINE the
marriage relationship

Jakumo:
Ha ha ha. Now let me see if I understand the words in boldface. Are you suggesting that Pastor Eunuch's detractors are all products of leaking condoms ?

This is indeed serious. I think the time has come to demand birth certificates from all contributors to this discussion, so that all guilty parties can be identified, quarantined and neutered immediately, to prevent them from engaging in any further breeding of similar mutants.

This is darn too funny. Are you a comedian jakumo? If not, you need to satrt thinking about it o. LOL

@Beline and server34

Vous parlez tres bien.

Depuis quand t'apprendre la langue?

Moi, juste pour trois mois en deux mille six. Je ne parle
pas depuis ce la parsque il n'ya pas gens a parler la langue avec.

PaTHetic!!!

Like one person has said, we haven't been trained with an enterprenurial

skills and moreso, starting a small scale biz in nigeria is so difficult. You

have to consider capital, running costs and the banks aren't ready to invest
in your biz idea.

It's indeed a case of everyone for himself. Who can blame the GREEDY employers
who take adv of the situation and enrich themselves without good renumerations
to those doing the job.

God dey![(sub]dem say na poor man's prayer but I think it's a nigerian prayer)[/sub]

Twice a day kawai!!

oluwdashmi:

Don't mind them. As if they don't go to work.
PPle like you are rare on NL. They lie alot.

But some peeps are stay-at-home mums. Not everybody has to work y'know.

SirJohn:
You know what Hub, sometimes[b] I wonder if you're real or just an auto-reply machine. [/b] You almost always say the same thing time and time again; I can lend you some words if you want

Seriously, I share same thot on that. He responds without giving relevant contribution to the issue at hand.

Use your head dear hubreality. God put it there for a reason not for it to be useless.

home girl:
Im praying seriously to get married and become pregnant immediately. i'm not scared by what some women are saying that child birth is painful. afterall my mother did it for seven good times. so if it is that painful, she shouldn't have gone up to seven times. i like some posters that really encouraged would-be mothers like us that it is not a big deal, labour pain has been there and will continue to be there. we all came through that process and must exprience it too.lol

After the first one, it becomes relatively less painful and easy. So you can have 10 if you wish.

@Poster

I knew if I quickly check nairaland before work starts in full swing, i'll have a laff or two.

This sure is a funny one.

On the other hand, this is to all the men in da house, BEWARE of such ladies for they
are full of rottenness on the inside (although appeal to you from the outside (Marykay)).
Flee fast when they approach u!!

blissieng:
Maybe it wasnt a prank; maybe she did go to Zamfara,

Una no see am there? it said WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT!

I think Zamfara needs you Alimat. Be the change that's required in that state.
I bet we won't hear a word from you anymore cause it might SHARIA for women
to browse the internet.
So long!

lol

@ bleising and clemcykul

Are you two married to the same man?

@Romade,
are you an arbiter?

OLAMIND, :
mine was different,

one of my room mates came screaming at the top of his voice around 5:00a.m. this morning, telling us that the abominable thing had happened!
he said there was a fresh sacrifice on our door step.

So curiously we all rushed out.But to our dismay, there was nothing like calabash or anything to denote the pesence of a sacrificial instruments!

We were all April fooled!

I bet you all were not prepared for it. You must have thought that the worst has happened!

clemcykul:
i just came into the office this morning and the admin secretary handed me a sack letter telling me that its from my Regional manager, guys you all need to hear the thud of my heart, my palms where sweaty, my mouth just hung open cause i was shocked out of my wits, lol you all need to see clemcykul stammering lmao, i just couldnt bliv it! after my reaction the whole office fell into a feat of lafter, i was so embarrased, a colleague poked my shouders and said*clem the trouble maker, na so you like your job reach?* lol

Meennn this one is too weighty for a joke or don't you think so? Sack letter!!! I can't play this kind of joke sha.

I haven't been fooled yet neither have I FOOLED anyone yet _{(although I'm still looking out for how I can in the office)}

ToToChoper:
Relax, CBN's coordinated release of money from our reserves may be a short-lived moral booster.

The naira APPEARS to be gaining value but awon boiz know the real deal. Oil prices normally increase in the winter months when demand is highest.

And what are we approaching?

Anyway as for me sha (even if the thing like sef---make e go up, go down, roll for ground, tumble upside down come dance maradona join) I go still keep this dollar.

I was just wondering how on earth someone will call himself ''Toto chopper".

His true nature can't be so different from that, abi?

DKNY_truth:
Just like banks tend to give more of their service to the guy with pregnant belly and not you with #5, 000.00 to open a savings account; whihc is not obtainable in a developed world! Who protects in Nigeria?

tpia:
abi oh. Sign of wealth.

That's called PCS Partial Customer Service not TCS ( Total Customer Service)

Yes, Alliance Francaise. They have schools in major cities like Port Harcourt, Lagos, Ilorin, Enugu. Check on the internet for their contact address. You will love to learn french the french way (_{that's the AF slang)}.

I did some classes with them while I was in PH and I did enjoy as well as learn the ''un peu'' _(little) french that I now speak.

There are also professional exams you can do after you have gone through the course for a certain period.

Meilleurs voeux !!_{(best wishes)!}

@ PeeJee
you have indeed been ''conned''

Tell us about your April fool experience.

It's better undergone than have someone describe whether or not it is a painful process.

Then and only then can you grasp the true meaning of pain and joy just about the same

time.

Go on and have your SIX beautiful children!!!

It's so sad dear Mr. Daramola. I feel very sorry for this great loss not only to you but to the whole nation.
May God strengthen you!
Please let me ask what is the latest on this issue? Has the hospital management dealt with those people
concerned or has it being treated with kids glove?

@ Ajanlekoko
Well, tollu, you should know by now that nobody's cheerful in Nigeria, really.
Aggression is built into our DNA, due to the physiological and socio-psychological pounding we all take every day, meted out by us to us!
LOL LOL

At least we have some people that can cause some of those customer service rep who are nairalanders laugh and take off some of the stress for today. I assure you the next customer will be courteously attended to.

I changed some on the 5th of March @ 170naira to a dollar. It changes everyday though so I'm not sure what it goes for today.

Dear Dellynash,
It was wrong of him to have slapped you as much as it wrong for you to have said those nasty words.
But like so many people have already mentioned, two wrongs can never make a right. So, as a wise
woman apologize to him. Not because his actions were right but becos you know better and want to make
your marriage work. I know how it feels especially with pregnancy, all you will be craving for is TLC but
when u don't get it, you become irritated and grumpy. This could explain some of the reasons why u
reacted to him the way you did. Please girl forgive him! He will soon realize his actions were uncalled for and try to
make things up to you (except he's a jerk and doesn't care). And pls don't terminate the preg. Show him some
more love too and win him back again.
Some Questions for you.
a) Is this your first pregnancy?
b) How long have you been married for?

I wish you a settled/peaceful and loving home.

Waow, just because someone said something doesn't make it true but then there's this
adage ''There's no smoke without fire''. Hence I won't say I believe or disbelieve what
Dayo Coker has said. I read the blog and I was amazed at the level of information that
ordinary Nigerians would not be privy to that was put up. Most people know very little
about the bank they use. I don't bank with Intercontinental but Ihave friends who bank
and work there. If all these are true, it means people's hard-earned money might get
stuck if the bank liquidates.

Let's get good information before we take action please.

My prayer:
God pls let the scales fall from their eyes like it happened to Saul that they may see the light.
Let your word which is true set them FREE indeed!!! Grant for those who can see the boldness to speak
and walk in the truth of your word _{(not as handed out by false MOGs but by your spirit)}.
For he has not given us the spirit to fear but that of LOVE, POWER and SOUND MIND.[color=#000099][/color] _{(not disillusioned)}

@poster
Note that you said wife has financial upperhand presently,
then that means you are hopeful that you will soon begin to do better whether by getting
a new job or going into business. So, when you start to earn more than your wife, how do
you expect her to feel? Normal, right? Then you should also feel very normal and comfortable
and thank God for keeping your secret safe in your home. What if your wife wasn't working
and your neck is full in debts? You'll run to In-laws, neighbours and friends, huh? Then, you'll
understand that marriage is not a one-man affair. So go ahead and appreciate your wife but
don't relent in your own pursuits.

Notice that the poster has disappeared from the thread. Not for real. Anyways jane , pls learn to keep your sanctity. You are not a LovePeddler, are you?