THOU SISTER, WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE TABLE All the slay queens in the house! What exactly are we bringing to the table? A big booty? Monkey skills? Perfectly sculpted brows? A shape to die for? A full head of Brazilian hair? A penchant for the latest songs and dance steps? A group of empty and vacuous brained friends? Is that all? What exactly is he going to find when he knocks on your head? All the episodes of Zee World, Telemundo, Tinsel and Africa Magic all recorded in perfect sequence? Empire nko? Every soundtrack, every character dissected to a tee? Do you know anything about the New World Order? Neo-colonialism? Your own home politics? What's happening in Ghana, The Gambia, Gabon? Do you even know something about anything remotely connected to intelligent discourse? When last did you read a book? No not Hints. Not designers magazine. Not Arise. I mean, a book. You know that sort that has printed pages in between covers and no pictures, just words? Oh they give you a headache? What exactly will bring a man your way and keep him? Do you have a source of income? A skill? Financial intelligence or you are a walking ATM seeker? Do you always ask ask ask and not work work work? Can't even open MMM account let alone convince one of your numerous to join for you to make a passive income. Do you know how to cook? Yes cook. Cook for yourself at least not because you want to keep a man but because you ought to take better care of what you feed your body? Do you know the way to the kitchen or are you a Mr Biggs, crunchies or KFC shareholder. Never mind the restaurants. Tell me what exactly are you bringing to the table? There are times he would need a real woman to share his worries with and your miniskirts and long lashes won't bring anything to that table. Most of us tend to spend so much on appearances (we men don't even know the price at a glance), trying to look sexy as hell forgetting he will not be Hot forever! There would be days when he would need your managerial qualities, but you're only used to being lavish; SLAY MAMA! Don't spend all your days making up and turning up anywhere a DJ takes his speakers to. Build yourself. Learn and practice things that can add value to your life, that is the real sexy! We need responsible mothers for our unborn children, not just SLAY QUEENS! This is 2017. Entitlement died on December 26th and was buried on December 31st 2016. Wise up. This is 2017... the year of the strong woman. Say it. Mean it. Believe it. Be it.! Beautiful weekend
sammyalways: met her 4yrs ago and wedding is close. got the shocker of my life shez 4yrs older than what she told me. i am considering backing out as a result. coz if she cn do this to me i wonder whatelse she could be hidding. worse part is its her mum who told me. the girl in question has no idea i know. am so shocked.any help on what to do in regatds this latest discovery?
even though you confront her and she tells you why she lied, you will never believe anything she said neither will you trust her again...she will definitely defend herself with another lies...apart from lying about her age, she has other dark secret that she is yet to tell you and once you no about those dark secret of hers, she will definitely break your heart..I have been battling with my thought about my girlfriend because she lies more than devil himself..she had sex behind my back with different guys and she lie about it even when I saw her sex history on her diary..I confronted and i forced her until she told me the truth...if I didn't force her, she will never had told me..why must I use force? its bad...I forgave her because I still love her but the trust I have for died..she is yet to change..she tells lie with different lies and the sad thing is she is still getting in touch with her ex. so what I am saying is that think twice...what matter most is peace of mind and if her lies will not give you inner peace of mind just move on because I am trying my best to move on but its really affecting me..the girl I am dying for is not showing sign of remorse...she doesn't give a damn...I am with her because she told me she is carrying my baby which I don't no if she is saying the truth or not due to her lies in the past
you are not even sexy....ashawo is even better off than u..you got nothing and u dnt provide..that is y u r looking for publicity...no nairalanders go follow u
pls I just want to no why ladies kept keeping in touch with their ex..can you be with such ladies?
my gf kept on keeping in touch with her ex boyfriend and i am so much worry because she is breaking my heart..she tells lies when I ask her why she is keeping in touch with him..pls d floor is open for your opinion..
LVStone: Hello everyone, I really need candid opinion that can help move my relationship forward.
I and my fiancee are born-again Christian with no sex relationship for 3years now. Not even kissing let alone other stuff and we are both Virgins.
I am a graduate with a relatively good Job and she is a final year student in the University.
I really love her but their are things I covet in other relationships that I think its normal for me to have it without demanding it from her.
1. She doesn't call me love names until 3months ago that I forced her to. 2. She doesn't discuss what she feels about me but enjoys me telling her what I feel about her. 3. She doesn't cook for me. 4.She avoids mature discussions relating to sex and of course I am not a kid. I sometimes bring this up to know her sexual orientation not because I wanted sex. 5. She forcefully tell me she loves me until recently that she developed courage to do so. 6. She is so shy to show me any actions of love when we are together let alone in the public.
Anytime I discus all of these with her she usually make spirituality as an excuse that I should wait till after marriage then she will show me how much she loves me. She said she believes doing all this will get us to fornicate. I tried convincing her opinion but no positive response.
I love her so much, how do I marry someone I can't see her actions of love and I don't want to start thinking other wise please advise me on what to do.
my adbise to you is that don't fall completely in love wit her so that wen you lose ''when she breaks your heart'', you don't lose completely..pls put in 40% and not 60%...I will also advise you to get another girl as back up..putting all your life and hope on one girl is not gud.they take advantages of it especially when she discovers you ain't got another girl..don't show her you love her so much..if u have done dat b4, then stop...my gf takes advantage of evrytin even wen she knows I love her but as soon. as I broke up with her, she knew she was losing and she is trying her best to get, e back
Vikky014: this NYSC GO PUT ASUNDER POO IS GETTING STALE. DT WS HOW MY EX LISTENED TO MUMU ADVISE FROM HIS FRNDS DT I WILL GET DISVIRGINED DURING NYSC.FUNNY ENOUGH Whn he ws serving i believed he ws responsible as he ws a virgin Doc Nt knowing dt he ws frolicking wt girls. now the wonderful relationship ended up bc i refused to hv sex wt him. since 2015 i'm yet to go for service and i'm still a virgin nt bc i dnt hv d opportunity to hv sex. it is only my own decision to keep myslf in other to safe guard my emotion. now the bobo saw me this christmas and strtd shading tears dt he regreted his actions. i jst told him to move on that i'm nt interested bc he broke mytrust and hrt...So pls NYSC cant put any asunder it depends on both parties. cc LVStone
you are wrong..I remembered being at service then and i didnt no if the girls were smitten with me or not..I tried as much as I can to know about their sexual history and I must say girls are easily carried way during service year...no matter how she tries to control herself she must definitely fall because temptation must come and way....the fundamental truth is dat girls mess around during service year due to badwagon effect
[quote author=Fabulousb36 post=52749528][/quote]op, just kidding with you..just give your babe time she will get use to you...don't rush her so u don't rush out
alfred007: Hi everyone please I need your mature advice concerning my latest girlfriend.
these are the funny things she does.
1. She will plan to come and see me without me calling but when she gets to where I am she will just pass and after a short while she will pass again without coming to me.
2. she just can't look at my face, she is just too shy I guess
3. she boring to be with. I do all the talking, most times I crack jokes. she will only smile sheepishly.
4. she can't make choice. I choose everything for her.
5. I used to think she's not experienced but she said she has been in relationship b4.
please help adviser advice me. these attitudes pisses me off sometimes
makydebbie: Nobody will reap the fruit of my labour
did you in est in his life?did you suffer with him?what impact did you play in his life? where you there when he needed you?did you cheat behind his back?..ask yourself some fundamental questions and ask if you worth to be with him
Bluezy13: Money can give you quality education to compose quality sentences.
guy, u just killed him now...I can't stop laffing reading ur comment...this is R.I.P...I must say op is perfidious..he is just making ludicrous statement....y won't d girl leave him wen he cant even speak pidgin not to talk of good english
judefcc: i want to say so much pls bear with me , i play alot here but u nairalanders take someones behaviors to define his person , i owe no one an explanation but all na drama and i love drama , maybe baba want the traffic hence the coincidence but i dey enjoy am , nothing u will say or do will offend me , the truth go always defend the honest man , heavens sees my heart i have never lied on this forum i try to be free and playful , even the pidgin was because i wanted to be friendly with every1 , it pains me wen people look down on som1 dey dont know but na our way for this country , timelezz i go to work at noon ask ur friends when know me offline and my work involves using computer 24/7 , guy na new year no time for hating , secoundeva u go tire
PrinceDavidAmos: . I have heard alot about first time sex for virgins, and I didn't think I went so deep enough to make her bleed, and also it was just for 8 seconds and guess what, I just a thrust twice, like 1-2 and then stopped.. If she should bleed, shouldn't it be after I have done for atleast a minute or more or when I have gone so deep? . Also she said something after we did that, she said I was about to touch somewhere inside her and had it been I did, then I might have disvirgined her, I don't know what she was referring to there, who knows what pls?
u said u didn't penetrate deep which means her hymen has been broken before..as long as u can break her hymen, den u can easily penetrate and u will also see blood coming....u r just confusing urself....
Jodha: Well I didn't technically eat his money, he gave me (without me asking) and I collected. Although I don't see money as a criteria in choosing a spouse, I'm human, he kept insisting on wanting to take care of me(although I told him, I wanted him just as a friend)
The thing is right now I'm confused, I mean I no longer spend money anymore, he does almost everything for(drives me wherever I go, takes me out daily, except I refused, takes me shopping etc), the truth is that I don't see him as anything more than a friend.
Although he hasn't said anything related to sex, I'm scared (there's no free thing) at least in Nigeria.
Should I keep collecting from him and pretend he's an angel sent from heaven to take care of my needs, or should I call it a quit (if I should, how do I do it)?
No harsh words please, I just need your candid opinion.
go back and get Bleep...u want to run away abi ...u can't..its give and take...he has given u and he needs to taste ur succulent pussy if it is actually succullent
PrinceDavidAmos: I was thinking of that too, we tried on the first day which was 1st January, it did not work, but it did work on the 4th day, and she already had an orgasm even before we did it because she was so aroused n wet, but she wasn't wet the first day, so I don't know if it counts for a reason for the penetration to be easy, not that she wasn't tight, she was tight but I still got in since I applied force to it. And she was actually on top of me
d first day u didn't have sex with her because it was very tight, dat is you didn't penetrate on the first day, did you?now d second time you guys tried, you easily penetrate even though u applied force, right?now my question is, did u see blood coming out of her at d end of d day?if no, den she is not a virgin...she must have used alum to watch her vagina d first tym. wot I will only say is dat wait until she sees her next period....
things are not meant to be bw u guys..just give her time but don't call her again for any explanation..if she calls you fine, if she does not call, fine..just move on and don't think about her doing..though, you didn't actually say what happened and its very difficult to conclude
PrinceDavidAmos: Hello everyone, am here because am actually so worried my gf might get pregnant.. fa. We were just on a romantic move and she was so aroused, we were just making out and never even had sex in mind. she already made me weak so I couldn't control even her actions, and then she did want me to do it because she was so highly aroused and already having orgasm. We just did it for just 8-9 seconds n I pulled out coz I wasn't ready for that, n she wasn't too but it got into her head. So am worried and am thinking if she might be pregnant. . But please before u jump in to answer me wrongly Or get me right , here are what u should know of what I felt in the process and what she also thought and did in the process. .
I pulled out not just because I wasn't ready to have sex with her, but it was like I felt a rush, it wasn't painful or anything of such, and I also am thinking maybe it's because of the excitement and anxiety I was feeling that moment, so I couldn't actually say why I pulled out. Was it because I thought I already had a premature ejaculation in her or because of the anxiety I was feeling? It was my first time trying to have sex, and it's also her first time. . Also she told me that she just counted from 1-10 seconds and she then let me pull out, that means she was actually conscious of what she is doing going by what she said, and also she Said she felt like I had a rush, but how could she know? She was also having an orgasm because I felt it and I felt how wet the bed was and how it was dropping, so I knew it was not from me but from her. So could it be she was also feeling thesame excitement and anxiety as I did too? . She actually had an orgasm when my pen*s was in her vag*na and when I was also pulling out. . When I pulled out, I did not feel like I want to ejaculate or something of that sort, but I felt a scratch on my pen*s, lol, yes like something was scratching me there and I felt like I should scratch it back, that was how I felt. .when I pulled out, she was still laying by her Tommy for like 3 minutes and we were both like that for 3 minutes. . Then 20 minutes later, we started playing again but this time, she was playing with my pen*s and just stroking me till I felt so hard, then I felt the urge to ejaculate, I felt how it was strongly coming and how I felt some little pinch of pain when I started ejaculating, Now this one I knew I fully ejaculated here and I know what I did. . But am worried about the first one that happened when I was inside her, I didn't know what I felt that time, that is why am so worried about it. Am worried she might get pregnant because I learnt sperm do survive for upto 3-5 days in a woman's body. Then am also worried because her last period started on the 26th of December and ended on the 29th of December. And we had this experience just on the 4th of January, that was last week Wednesday, so I don't even know if it happened when she was ovulating, that is when she is fertile, after she was fertile or before she was fertile. And she always have an irregular cycle. . I will be happy it I could find experts here to answer me or some with such experience as this. I will be happy if u guys feed my thoughts and fears on this issue..
I cudnt read all those bull shit...what pain me most is dat u said dat was her first time which means she was a virgin...how come you have easy penetration if it was her first time? you said you pull out which means you release into her..I promise you she will be pregnant...let assume you didn't cum inside her, don't u no dat pre-cum can also lead to preg
Emescot: What does ur joystick measure? 5inches or 4? Maybe she watches porn alot and she was expecting something as big as 8inc or 10inc and she went to another guy and sees that its the same... Wateva bro just forget about her she is not worth it, any girl that makes u feel bad at any point in your life is not worth the trouble, move on and maintain ur self respect, women diz dayz dont know what they want.
I totally agreed with you...she is not calling you because she wants you back...she called because she miss the things she benefits from you aside sex...so my guy, she doesn't no worth...if actually she is into you, your dick shudnt be a problem for her...she is sex freak...don't call her just move on...if u do, u will only end up hurting yourself...I must say she has a perfidious attitude
Jodha: Although I'm a lady forming from fellow ladies has been something that baffles me a lot, my friends call it packaging, but I think it's just living a pretentious life, what's your opinion about this issue?
its stupidity...what are you forming for wen you ain't got nothing...even though she has something and she forms with it, dat is stupidity as well...its so pathetic this day, ladies show all kind of perfidious attitude and also make ludicrous statement that make them look insane because of forming
caukerzee: Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me. One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? " "Nah...why should I?" "But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ". "Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )". "Lol. You're funny ". "Do me a favour ". "what ?" "You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you". "Lol ". Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?" "Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings. The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms : 1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over. 2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together. She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other. The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex. The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship. A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it. What do I do?
op..just forget about her..the truth is that she will never leave her boyfrd for you...same shit happened to me..move on
StupidYorubaFool: Hi guys.. I would have died now and probably I'd be gnashing my teeth in hell fire but God's mercy saved me from such foolish suicidal attempt that I nearly exhibited yesterday,.
There is this my girlfriend called Lois (pseudonym) that I love so much with all my heart... I've engaged on an everlasting blood covenant with her and we both love an trust each other....
So she visited me yesterday and whilst on the crescendo of our te-te-a-te-te, I was compelled to check her phone and scrutinize on some of her contacts and her inbox messages...
The crux of it all unleashed on me when I stumbled on her call logs with a sobriquet saved as "MOST HANDSOME LOVER “ I only checked the name didn't even bother to check the number behind the name.
I was bothered, worried and Despondent and tried to ascertain the identity of this guy... I have to sim lines and she saved my both lines as" MY HOPE ALIVE "
WELL I threw in the towel and gave up, having been in the shackles of heartbroken relationships I finally deduced that she was cheating on me with this most handsome lover. What's the essence of life when my last hope is gone and has disappointed me.. Life isn't worth living anymore.
I immediately went to my OTHER room, brought out a tight rope and tied it to the hook on my ceiling and when I was about to out in my neck, a thought came to me and asked me to go and check the number behind the "Most handsome lover ' and I immediately drew out my neck, went to check the number and wow to my surprise the number was my airtel and I exclaimed " WOW I KNEW IT, SHE CAN'T CHEAT ON ME'" I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND WILL SURELY MARRY HER.
that voice was truly the voice of God and saved me from such stupid act ..
By now I would have died and my funeral obsequies would have been advertised on Nairaland and my friends, foes and arch enemies would have typed rip and happy that stupidyorubafool is dead....
NA grammer u dey blow...my frd go sleep..u no no where dey pain u Thanks to GOD.
Estharfabian: It's True When Peeps Say..''guys Could spend Hours On A Football Match Rather than Spending Romantic moments with Their Girlfriends/Wives''
Buh Really...That Sucks Af!! I Hate Football With Passion!! It's Boring, pathetic, irrelevant, Brain-damaging, Senseless and time consuming...did I forget to mention Boring? oh! yeah! I did!
I really Dunno What's So Good about It...Guys Help Me Here??
don't worry, your husband will be a footballer...lol
this is a continuation of my first post "pls someone help me, i am in a big poo". you can check it out to get full details of what happened.
i am sick and tired of my girl friend sexual history and her refusing to open up to me. i really love her so much but when i think about her past, i get so emotionally down, particularly, for her not telling me the truth. now, she claims to be pregnant for me and i am not so sure if she is actually saying the truth or not. i have tried different trick to no if she is actually carrying my child or if the child is not mine or perhaps if she is lying but yet she claims i am responsible for the preg. she said she wants to abort the preg and i told her not to.though, i am very far away from her and there is no way i could take her to any hospitals of my choice to conduct test.
due to her insincerity, i sent her dis break up text "u decieved me, you are not committed and faithful with me, you lied to me, you manipulated me, u lied about your sexual partners, u said you never wanted me to think bad of you, you lied about your male friends and married men coming to visit you, you played me and broke that trust, you didnt answer my questions. i cant change you and make you into the woman i want you to be. if you cant give birth to my baby which she claims i am responsible, no problem. do what ever you like. i am tired and sick of all what you are doing to me. i'm sorry baby, its over".
she replied the aforementioned text by saying..."hmmm, i read your text over and over again. i know i have offended you and i am saying sorry. if you have made your mind to end everything, i understand. as for the preg, i shall let you no if i need anything. take care. thanks for everything you did for me". this was her text...
despite her text, she kept on calling me, begging me to forgive her since we have come a long way. even though i let go, i cant trust her again because she is yet to give up her bad way of life. she is yet to show sign of remorse. the memory of her past, will always surface over and over again if we come back together.
pls someone should talk deep sense into me cos i am just so confuse and i dont want to be fool anymore.
Ebal: VIDEO:Emotional As Heartbroken Lady Weeps After Her Boyfriend Dumped Her
A lady, has stirred controversy on Social media after she posted video of herself seriously crying because the boyfriend broke up with her. According to her, she could not hide her disappointment from the only man she has ever loved. Who can help this lady dry her tears?
gosh, she looks so ugly...her mouth is bigger than dog's mouth...the shape of her mouth shows her deep and wide her pu**y will be..after cheating on him, you want him back...it will happen again..my girlfriend cheated behind my back and she said it will never happen again but it. still happen..some girls are not just satisfy..I don't no if it is d nature of dpoverty
sylvez: "Ave tout abt u more... dat of last nyt was xo crazy, ma head kept spinning 4 u..I wanted 2 cal u bck but ma hands wouldnt permit..xo many tinz I had wantd 2 say nd ask..all day long av bn lost in dip tout abt u, but wuldnt bliv dos tout.. "
pls can someone help me to unravel this? i'll b grateful
pls don't be carried away by her text and the calls...this girl is deceptive.she knows what she is doing...when she finally get you, I guess you will be the one crying because she will use you like trash...she knows what she is doing and don't be carried away by the signs.. my adbise to you is that just be wise and b
Romance › Thou Sister, What Are You Bringing To The Table? by enuk80(op): 7:07am On Jan 15, 2017
hating kills
It's True When Peeps Say..''guys Could spend Hours On A Football Match Rather than Spending Romantic moments with Their Girlfriends/Wives''