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Mine was a one-on-one interview with one of the directors
I was ushered into an office,
and the guy soon walked in

we exchanged pleasentries, and I noticed he was not putting on a jacket and tie
I quickly complained about the heat and took off my jacket

Next as we went on talking, and he explained some task issues he was facing
I told him to take me to a workstation

He took me to another office and logged into his system
I peered at his laptop, and joked about taking off my tie to ease the strain on my neck. He nodded
(now I looked just like the way he was dressed)
I quickly taught him new ways of acheiving his results using various tools and thinking models

I basically and consciously controlled him, and knew I had the job at the end of the interview

*walks in with a chewing stick, bell, worn out bible and smiles*


Its a gift dear.
Its your choice wether to accept it or reject it
If you accept it, its also your choice to 'test' it in flames and make it burn bright and precious

But u go soon turn to Prophet TB be dat
Now, u go see how im be wen people dey curse u for wetin u no cause


*walks away*
*sneaks back in this time with jerry curled hair and crocodile skin shoes*

And by the way, why not use am to take find husband while it lasts naw,
...em, em and use am take hammer

*laughs mischeviously*

Nna,
but e be like say igbo girls dey fine well well sha

Gracious10: Please explain the "Lady like attitude" I would love to get ur opinion on that.

The vanity of women is everlasting sha
Just let go, bikonu

kopite: Even Isaac pid tithe when he was in abraham's loins. Its the way forward. Encourage your children to be a partaker of moving the kingdom of God.

And Adam in whose loins, Abraham was, did not pay tithes!!!!!

Don't you guys get it?!!!!!!
If u want to pay tithes, go ahead and do so
I actually feel its a good thing for the gospel's sake despite the greed of some pastors
just dont try to twist the bible into accepting your tithing narrative
the logic doesn't hold water from whatsoever angle you consider it

tpia1: Thought you said you can foresee the future?

So why asking questions on nl.

Make I help am answer:
Sometimes, seers loose their magic when emotions are involved

toluaustin: i have experience after my SSCE as a steward cook for whites before and i can take care of d house and baby sit. But for black i can learn hope u dnt mind

wrong wrong wrong
ur might not understand that your defeating urself with this

pellegrini1989: Gilda: Good night my darling
SSG: Gdnite my baby
Gilda: I love you
SSG: thanks
Gilda: MMP
SSG: missing my princess
Gilda: aaaawwww I miss u soooo unbelieveably much. I want to experience Asaba again soo much my body is on heat mode!
SSG: very soon!
Gilda: coming Dec 2nd
SSG: (dancing icon)
Gilda: I love uuuuuu
What did I do right to >d to deserve you?


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Are you guys accussing his excellency, the executive governor of Delta State, governor Emmanuel Uduaghan?

AjanleKoko: Martha has been very much vilified in history by Bible scholars. My take.

Unfortunately she has.

Its almost like vlifying ushers and other churc workers and then praising church bench warmers

ogugua88: I'm guessing it didn't occur to you that they may have been gay for those 10 or 20 years but hid their identities for fear of discrimination. If you chose to be straight, then tell me the date and time you made this decision please. I know I didn't choose to be straight.

What is dangerous? If I kiss a guy, it doesn't affect you. If I kiss a girl, it STILL doesn't affect you. Why do people insist on making someone's personal life their business?

A little deviation here

if you Ogugua88 kiss a girl, of course i won't mind. I'd actually stare (im go affect me well well)
if man kiss man kiss man, its none of my business, but I'll look away

What I'll be mad at is if guys begin to flirt with me boldly or draw me close to kiss them the way I might surprise a girl with a quick kiss
I will so punch the person

whether you were born gay or converted to a gay would not be my business

bittyend: What the phuck is anti-christ anyway, silly people?
Oops the 666 mark of the beast utter tosh, no?
You fools already have 666 smashed on your foreheads, but I doubt you know that.
Tired of these Christian nutters and their medieval book fallacies.
Muthaphuck anti-christ, America and Israel are the real anti-christ!
BTW, I'm a Christian.

Response

LastApostle: Blasphemy...u are on your way to hell dude

Me to LastApostle: "how dare this guy blasphem against our religion. We ought to treat him the way the children of the other book would do"

Me: *picks up stone*
Me: *almost trips over*......."wow, too big"...... *hands it over to LastApostle*..... "There you go"
Me: *picks up a pebble*

Me: "now my brethren lets just ensure that he doesn't repent and escape your wishes. let's send him straight to hell"

Successful male + spotlight + U no too wowor + late 20's to late 40's + ur belle no dey compete with your jacket + u no too short + u wear fine clothes + Fine wristwatch
= "This guy fine die" (in female parlance)



Guys, now u know.
What do you intend to do about it?

nitrogen: buhahahahaha, you are very funny

yep dude
but trying to make a point
I wont want my name to always be mentioned 2000 years from now in the wrong way
Martha was a great host, and Jesus didnt mean to rubbish her
He just wanted her to stop disturbing her baby sister, Mary and took Mary's side in a humorous way

Afterall, no one calls Peter satan (since Jesus last did this) for standing in between jesus and his mission

Well, i insist that

If na me
I go first divorce the girl in less than 2 weeks
i.e go back to status quo

after this
I can then begin to think of if to remarry her or just let go

But I must divorce her first
thus is the wise thing to do

..repeated

Zikkyy: You don't need bible for tithe matter.

ROFL

I no be tither o,, but this I agree with

Me I believe in traditions

If a church preaches tithing (which i don't do)
and the parents tithe
The kids should be thought how to tithe

When they grow up, they could decide to drop this habit if they are convinced otherwise
and by the way, the kids money would most times be insignifant in terms of physical (not spiritual) value
The real value is in developing a value system

nitrogen: chai!! nawa o, where dat one dey for your bible?

Lol

no,... Jesus and Mary no chop d food.
dem dey vex with Martha.
im leave am for Martha and im disciples to chop abi

Uhm
great contribution

ARES: If kayode can reason like this ehmmm I think we should drop that IQ bar to 61

Lol

nitrogen: ^^^^^^ i dey wait you ooo

waiting for wetin?
If na for argument, I am not interested

If its for you to catch another glimpse of this scripture
then here it is.
Simply put on your imagination hat and come with me...

Imagine a rowdy session of folks
people throwing banter, laughing, talking etc
Imagine Martha then comming to Jesus in this circumstance, sulking and complaining about Mary

Next, imagine Jesus grinning.
look at the bible again.
Jesus called Martha's name twice."Martha, Martha"
Why was this?

he was only yabbing her in humour
Think about this carefully and .............slooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly

Now you know!!!!
So please, let Martha be
afterall, Jesus chop the food wen she cook

pastormustwacc: You are wrong my friend, and i am afraid you are still in deception. The RCC will not save you, Pentecostal will not save you, only Jesus can save you. That is the real message (if you have eyes).

If you cannot still understand that, you are dooomed already.

And this my friends is the end of the matter.....selah

Me and my Ex 1

(I hope she doesnt read this. She go know at once say na me, and my anonymous identity might be compromised)

I got into Uni and soon hooked my first chick (as in real relationship)
the girl was a 'good' girl
we had a swell time

We had a relationship that spanned more than 2 years
Ups, downs, ups, out.
We where addicted to one another

She got into another university, and soon became born again
If you ask me, she was 'gooder' when she was not born again than when she converted

She got converted by a certain church and so she attended this church too
My friends where not cool with her zeal for the new church
cos the church student pastors had a reputation for sleeping with the sisters

I didnt mind, because I felt and still feel that the church had a firmer teaching foundation than many others I knew
although I didn't agree with many things the church leadership did and said

oyb: now you clearly have no idea whatsoever what you are talking about ......................

........ better go and face your books. i don't see any bright world revolutionizing ideas coming from you

ROFL
*gets up*
ROFL yet again

@oyb
you get badmouth sha (no be curse ooo, so please dont use Jesus name to rebuke me. it's pidgin english abeg)

@ Sirniyeh

Let the girl and her family take care of their own issues.
The guy shouldn't be involved in advising on abotion or none abortion of the innocent result/baby of inc.est