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Barring any last-minute changes, the Federal
Executive Council will hold its first virtual
meeting on Wednesday May 13.


The FEC meeting which is the highest
decision-making body of the Federal
government, had its last meeting on March
18. The meeting was suspended as part of
measures to curb the spread of COVID-19.

While most Ministers and Heads of
parastatals will attend the virtual meeting
from their offices, the President will be joined
by a few of his aides in his office or the
Council chambers where he will preside over
the meeting.

Ahead of Wednesday’s virtual meeting, the
Minister of Communications, Dr. Isa Pantami,
has been leading some members of his
Ministry officials to ensure a hitch-free
meeting.

See photos of the Minister working with his
team below

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/5/president-buhari-ministers-to-hold-first-virtual-federal-executive-council-meeting-on-wednesday.html

Kaduna State Governor , Nasir El -Rufai , on
Monday said Vice -President Yemi Osinbajo
is the current chairman of a group he called
the Nigerian Association of Short People .

The diminutive governor said with the
equally short Osinbajo holding the position
of the Vice President, “we are represented
at the highest echelons of governance.”

El -Rufai posted the message on his Twitter
handle , @ elrufai , while reacting to a video
of an interview he granted a comedian
popularly called Teju Babyface in 2010 .

In the video shared by Babyface via
@ Tejubabyfacetv, El - Rufai had while
admitting his diminutive stature, jokingly
claimed that he used to be the Secretary -
General of Nigerian Association of Short
Men .

Amidst loud laughter from the audience, he
recalled how while growing up, pretty
ladies he had eyes on were always taller
than him.

He, however , concluded that he was at the
end lucky to find his wife who he said he is
taller than with an inch.

While replying to the video on Monday , the
governor wrote , “ Yes…. .I remember this
@ Tejubabyfacetv interview in 2010 …. .how
time flies … .HE VP Osinbajo is the current
chairman of the Nigerian Association of
Short People … .so we are represented at the
highest echelons of governance! Thanks
Teju . – @ elrufai .”

https://mobile.twitter.com/elrufai/status/1259893952993517568?p=v

The message elicited a lot of comments from
the governor ’ s followers on Twitter, most of
who commended him for being hilarious.

https://punchng.com/osinbajo-now-chairs-our-group-association-of-short-people-el-rufai/

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A woman's breast tissues started to rot and
smell like dying flesh after a botched breast
reduction surgery.

In a preview clip for Monday night's episode
of the series Botched, the woman, named
Esmeralda, describes how she was left with a
"hole" in each of her breasts after her doctor
spent six months cutting out the decaying
flesh.

"I've seen a lot of breast reductions, and I've
seen a lot of complications from them, but
this is the worst complication from a breast
reduction I have ever seen," Dr. Terry Dubrow
said.

Speaking with plastic surgeon Dr. Dubrow and
his partner Dr. Paul Nassif, Esmeralda
explains how she decided to have a breast
reduction at the age of 18 because her DDD
breasts were causing her back pain.

Esmeralda, who was joined by her mother
and sister, says she started to get worried
shortly after her surgery when she started to
smell something rotting.

She says: "The smell was coming through my
shirt. That's when I started to panic. I feel
like we know what a dead body smells like
now."

"The tissue looked like it was dying," her mom
adds.

Esmeralda says her doctor assured her that
they could fix it, and each time she saw him,
he would cut deeper and deeper into her
flesh to remove the dead skin.

She recalls: "For six months, I would go up to
see him up to three times a week just so he
could cut off the dead skin until it turned
[into] like flesh, open flesh, but it was deep.

Dr Dubrow then asks Esmeralda if her doctor
never sent her to a wound care center and
she responds, stating that her original doctor
had only treated her himself.

Dr. Dubrow was appalled by her first doctor's
approach, adding that he had wasted
precious time.

'If you have tissue necrosis and tissue loss,
and you need to treat it by surgical removal,
you have to do it very aggressively and very
quickly,' he says in his testimonial. he said

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8308573/Woman-left-rotting-boobs-botched-breast-reduction.html

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Kestolove:
Boys go fvck dix one well well

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Shut da f**kup

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike has
announced the temporary lifting of the total
lockdown on Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt
Local Government Areas for two days only,
with effect from Tuesday 12th May 2020.


Governor Wike made the announcement in a
State-Wide broadcast last night. He said that
the total lockdown will be lifted on Tuesday
12th May, 2020 and Wednesday, 13th May,
2020.

Governor Wike said the temporary lifting of
the lockdown is for residents to restock
foodstuffs and medicines to their homes.

Governor Wike said that the lockdown will be
reinstated on Thursday, 14th May, 2020.
He said: “Consequently, we have given due
consideration to the propositions on the way
forward by well-meaning citizens of the State,
and after a cautious review of the situation,
decided to implement a partial relaxation of
the lockdown measures, to enable residents
to have some fresh air and replenish their
foodstuffs and medicines.

“To this end, I hereby announce the
temporary lifting of the total lockdown on
Obio/Akpor and Port Harcourt Local
Governments Areas for two days only, with
effect from Tuesday 12th May 2020.

All shops, supermarkets, and malls can open
to the public for Tuesday and Wednesday, 12
and 13 May 2020.

“Similarly, all hospitals and banks can also
open and provide full services to the public.
“While oil and gas companies are required to
submit the list of their staff on essential
duties to Government, note that there is no
ban on the lifting of petroleum products from
depots and other receptacles.

“The total lockdown on Obio/Akpor and Port
Harcourt Local Government Areas will be
reinstated on Thursday 14th May 2020 and
remain until further notice.”

Governor Wike said all other established
restrictions under the Executive Orders on
social distancing are still in force.

He said: “Compulsory wearing of face mask or
scarfs in vehicles and public places; Closure of
all land, sea and air borders and entry routes
into the State; and Closure of all open
markets, including slaughters, hotels, guest
houses, cinemas, bars and restaurants; and
Ban on gathering, including public burials,
weddings, and religious gathering of more
than 50 persons. Once again, thank you for
your cooperation and understanding.

“Please note that our enemy is invisible. Stay
at home, maintain social distancing, wash
your hands regularly and stay safe.


He said every measure the State Government
has imposed was dictated by an assessment
of the state’s situation, the trend of
transmission and the conviction that it was
the right thing to do in the circumstance.

“As a Government, we are doing our utmost
best, in the face of daunting challenges, to
prevent COVID-19 from taking hold in Rivers
State; to stop any possible community
transmission of this disease before it is too
late.

“And we shall continue on this trajectory
because the alternative would spell a greater
disaster for our State and our people.

“More so, when these are not arbitrary
measures but fully prescribed and backed by
the ordinary laws of our State, especially,
Executive Orders numbers: 1 to 6.

“So far, all our measures and actions are not
arbitrary but fully prescribed, guided and
backed by the ordinary laws of our State,
especially Executive Order numbers 1 to 6,
which apply equally to all persons throughout
the State. As a Government, we are obliged
to enforce our laws, and in the present
circumstance, we have done so without fear
or favour,” he said.


He added: “We equally made it loud and clear
that in the fight against COVI/D-19 there
would be no sacred cows; no double
standards, and no sentiments of any kind,
whether political, ethnic, religious, status,
emotional or otherwise.

“In the last few days we have pursued with
vigour and secured several convictions against
those who intentional violated our COVID-19
containment laws in the same way others
States are doing.

“The forfeited trucks to be auctioned by the
Deputy Sherriff were not confiscated
arbitrarily by the State Government, but by
the orders of our Courts.

Governor Wike stated that the demolition of
the two hotels in Eleme was done in line with
extant laws.

He said: “Similarly, we acted against the
hotelier because, apart from using the facility
to jeopardize the lives of our citizens in
violation of the extant law, the owner
audaciously unleashed thugs lead by the
Eleme Local Government Youth Leader of the
Peoples Democratic Party and inflicted severe
injuries on our task-force members who went
to enforce the law against the continued
operation of the hotel.

“As we speak, nobody knows the fate of the
lives of most of the victims of that brazen
and deadly attack given the severity of the
head injuries they sustained.

“And so, we’ve done no wrong as all our
actions were taken in good faith and justified
by, under and within the purview of the
Executive Orders, which have neither been
challenged nor set aside by any competent
court of law.

The Governor said he remains focused on
protecting Rivers people.

He said: “Therefore, while we welcome
genuine criticisms directed towards
strengthening our intervention measures; it is
no use joining issues with uninformed critics
and social media legal practitioners who,
blinded and prodded by sheer politics, bias
and hatred, have opted to demonized and
paint our lawful and responsible actions in
bad light.

“Granted that we may not have totally
achieved our targets, but we are convinced
that, so far, the lockdown and the other
measures have impacted greatly in containing
and preventing the onslaught of the
pandemic on Rivers State.

“We therefore thank the entire people of
Rivers State for the overwhelming
understanding you have shown even as you
continue to endure the pains of the
restrictions on your wellbeing and
fundamental freedoms.”

https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-wike-announces-temporary-lifting-of-lockdown/

Deposed Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has welcomed a baby girl with his 4th wife Saadatu.

Sanusi's son, Ashraf who confirmed the birth of his step-sister on Instagram said the deposed Emir's second wife's plea made Sanusi name the baby girl after his first wife, who took care of Saadatu while she was pregnant.

Ashraf gave off the name of the baby girl as Halimatu Saadiyya, and further stated that the spirit of family and peace in their household makes him happy.

He wrote;

"Whenever people asked me about my mothers, I’d say I have 3 (now 4) because all of my father’s wives are my mothers. In that spirit I want to share something that warmed my heart with you. My first mum, Yaya (Giwa) has basically taken care of the 4th especially through this trying period.

My second mum, (Goggo) Mamie, seeing this pleaded with my father to name the new baby after her (Yaya). And masha Allah the new baby is named Halimatu Saadiyya (Rafeeqah). This is the spirit of family and peace that makes me happy.

May that peace continue to reign. Here she is with her elder siblings that In Shaa Allah won’t bully her , MashaAllah. Please say allahumma barik, or MashaAllah Tabarakallah for my little sister"

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/5/deposed-emir-of-kano-sanusi-lamido-sanusi-welcomes-a-baby-girl-with-his-4th-wife-photos-2.html

The Lagos state government today released a
graphical representation of the confirmed
cases of Coronavirus according to Local
government areas in the state.

So far, Lagos Mainland has the highest
number of confirmed cases.

According to the list released by the
commissioner, Lagos Mainland has the highest
number of infections. Alimosho, Oshodi,
Mushin, Ikeja, Kosofe and Isolo LGA also have
increased cases and are still on the rise daily.

Abayomi said the state is using the data to
plan its strategies to tackle the disease.

Below is the full list of local government areas
in the state with COVID-19 infections:

1.Surulere: 31

2. Shomolu: 40

3. Oshodi/Isolo: 34

4. Ojo: 4

5. Mushin: 138

6. Lagos Mainland: 500

7. Lagos Island: 30

8. Ikorodu: 18

9. Kosofe: 59

10. Ikeja: 73

11. Ifako Ijaye: 12

12. Ibeju Lekki: 26

13. Eti Osa: 200

14. Epe: 8

15. Badagry: 5

16. Apapa: 55

17. Amuo Odofin: 35

18. Alimosho: 69

19. Ajeromi/ Ifelodun: 18

20. Agege: 13

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/05/covid-19-lagos-lgas-and-number-of-confirmed-cases/

Nigerian singer, Davido has shared a throwback
photo of his late mother carrying him when he
was a baby.

The musician shared the photo to wish her a
happy Mothers' Day on his verified Instagram
page.

He then wrote: "Happy Mother's day Mama.

Keep resting in perfect peace,

"We dey worry dem down here. Wish you were
here."

https://mobile.twitter.com/davido/status/1259460064328454144?p=v

graphic photo

An angry mob on Saturday night killed three
suspected members of a notorous gang, Shila
boys, in Yola, capital of Adamawa State.

The boys, who allegedly specialized in
dispossessing people of their belongings in
streets, had operated successfully in the
Jimeta area of the capital city.

However, the boys met their waterloo on
Saturday night when a group of angry
residents mobilised, pursued and beat them
to a pulp after they snatched a phone from a
resident around Nasarawo area of Jimeta,
Yola North local government area.

Spokesperson of Adamawa State Police
Command, Suleiman Nguroje, who confirmed
the incident, explained how unlucky the Shila
Boys were this time.

“Normally, the Shila Boys go out in a group of
three or four to attack citizens. They took
advantage of somebody whom they followed,
injured and took away his handset. People
around there who saw what happened ran
after the Shila Boys and lynched them.”
Nguroje said.

He lamented that the incident happened at 9
pm on Saturday despite the 8pm to 6 am
curfew imposed by Governor Ahmadu Fintiri
about a week ago.

https://thenationonlineng.net/mob-kills-three-gangsters-in-adamawa/

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BREAKING: 155 Persons Die
In Yobe State Within Six Days
Over Suspected Coronavirus
Symptoms, State Governor
Coordinates Affairs From
Abuja

The deaths, which have caused panic
among residents of the state, is similar to
the situation experienced in Kano recently
where people in large numbers died
consistently for several days to what had
now been confirmed by the Presidential
Task Force on COVID-19 to be the virus.

No less than 155 persons have died in Gashua
and Potiskum areas of Yobe State over the last
six days after exhibiting symptoms related with
Coronavirus, SaharaReporters can confirm.

The deaths, which have caused panic among
residents of the state, is similar to the situation
experienced in Kano recently where people in
large numbers died consistently for several
days to what had now been confirmed by the
Presidential Task Force on COVID-19 to be the
virus.

Between April 30 and May 5, 98 people died in
Potiskum, a source told SaharaReporters on
Wednesday.

"Cemeteries are now the busiest places in these
towns.

"In Gashua town, at least 57 have died. Those
dying are mostly elders, yet the state
Committee on COVID-19 is sleeping in
Damaturu as if nothing is happening," another
source familiar with the situation, said.

SaharaReporters also gathered that instead of
addressing the challenges his state was facing,
Governor Mai Mala Buni has been away in
Abuja where he spends more than 80 per cent
of his time since being elected into office.

Recall that Buni recently gifted 14 Emirs luxury
Sports Utility Vehicles worth over N600m
despite the poverty rate in the state.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/05/06/breaking-155-persons-die-yobe-state-within-six-days-over-suspected-coronavirus-symptoms

T.K.O

Metcheww

Kaduna Man Collapses As Wife Makes Savings From Money Given Her To Cook, Builds A House

A Kaduna man has collapsed out of joy as his wife makes savings from money given her to cook food and built a three bedroom flat without his knowledge.

According to viral reports, Juan built a three bedroom flat from the savings without her husband’s knowledge.

Realising that her husband was very extravagant in the way he spends money, Juan began saving from the money given to her to cook and take care of other domestic things.

Determined to surprise her husband, she bought a land at the Sabo area of Kaduna along refinery road and started building.

The house is well built together with fence and water, and no member of her household aware of what was going on.

Two months after completing the house, her husband coincidentally got sacked from his job.

Although the man was in pain for three months, Juan refused to disclose she has built a house.

Worse still, their rent had expired three months before Mr. Joseph Yohana, the husband was sacked.

The landlord, six months after their inability to renew their rent gave them quit notice.

Yohana under the pressure of where to get money to renew his rent was asked by his wife to escort her to see one of her relatives living three miles away from their house.

Yohana who drove the wife in his Toyata Camry car did not know exactly where they we’re going.

On their way, the wife asked him to park, she alighted from the car, went to an empty building and started opening the gate, he asked her, who gave you key to someone’s gate and why are you opening the gate.

Juan who did not listen to the husband, opened the gate and asked him to come in.

When the husband went into the house, she held him and said, “I built this house from the savings made in monies you have been given me to cook and take care of other domestic things”

Immediately, Yohana fell and fainted and was rushed to Kaduna general hospital where he was admitted for a day.

Having recovered from the shock, Yohana said the shock was too much to bear while he collapsed out of joy.

A witness miss Agatha, said the family have since in early February packed into their new house and are living happily.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3573154272701061&id=100000195713069&ref=opera_speed_dial&_ft_=mf_story_key.3573154272701061%3Atop_level_post_id.3573154272701061%3Atl_objid.3573154272701061%3Acontent_owner_id_new.100000195713069%3Athrowback_story_fbid.3573154272701061%3Aphoto_attachments_list.%5B3573153842701104%2C3573153976034424%2C3573154099367745%5D%3Astory_location.4%3Astory_attachment_style.album%3Athid.100000195713069%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1590994799%3A-692584019372868749&__tn__=%2AW-R

The fear of Coronavirus.



https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/5/house-of-representatives-member-arrives-chamber-wearing-an-irregular-face-mask.html

nice

A Nigerian man has taken to Twitter to narrate
on how he was turned down by a lady after he
sold his laptop to take her out.

The man identified as @Mrfab_ on the platform
said the incident happened during on
Valentine’s day celebration.

According to Mr Fab, he had a huge crush on
the lady and he decided to prove his love on
Valentine’s day by taking her on an expensive
date.

He made the disclosure in response to rapper
Erigga’s tweet where the rapper asked his fans
the most annoying thing love has ever made
them do.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Mrfab_/status/1256923367669665793?p=v

mayorall:
Continue dancing to the gallery thinking you are mocking pastors.You don't need a pastor either to get healed. You only need Jesus.


As a new covenant christian, the spirit of God dwells in you whether you are speaking in tongues or not .

You are not addressing the issues sir!

I wonder sometimes why God/Jesus wait for millions of innocent people suffer/die for something he claims he can cure/heal.

Many people don't sign up for this.

Many pastors claim they can heal any sickness by the power of Jesus , why is that not happening ?

What is God waiting for?

Many of his faithful are dead because of this virus.

So sir, I employ u to address the issues.

Thanks

Afamsi:
A Pastor has healed a covid-19 patient. His name is Napoleon Eko on facebook. Somebody should tell Leo Igwe to stop disgracing his family.

Ha!
Uncle!!
You can lie ooo!!!

so damn funny

DSoj:
Bloody bitter hater. Ur own talent is buried in ur backyard, U dey here dey hate person. Get help

That's how people who are reek with poverty respond to people.

You don't know me and don't know what I do for a living.

Why don't u shove those reckless words into your a**

Airforce1:
Not every relationship leads to marriage

true

Airforce1:
Na so E suppose be
Lalasticlala

What about her mother?

wow she is all grown-up

this guy is not funny but annoying

She looks so beautiful....

Nollywood actress, Iretiola Doyle, turns 53
today, May 3.


The award winning thespian took to her
Instagram page on Sunday morning to
express her gratitude to God. She also shared
some lovely photos from her childhood.


''He has done all things well.
There is sooooo much to be grateful
for.

Oluwa seun!! Ope mi po

#Chapter53

#WrappedInGrace'' she wrote


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/5/theres-so-much-to-be-grateful-for-iretiola-doyle-says-as-she-shares-childhood-photos-to-celebrate-her-53rd-birthday.html

A member of the Nasarawa State House of Assembly, representing Nasarawa central, Mr. Sule Adamu, has died of coronavirus, The PUNCH reports.
Governor Abdullahi Sule of Nasarawa state confirmed this on Sunday while briefing newsmen on the update of COVID-19 pandemic in the state.
He said the state’s House of Assembly would also be shut down and all the state lawmakers be quarantined to contain the spread of the virus in the state.
Details later...
https://punchng.com/breaking-nasarawa-assembly-member-dies-of-covid-19/

hahaha