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Titugirl:
No...why?

I like what you look like and how you think. What tribe are you if I may ask?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Well, I never said I ain't d problem or I'm too good.

The person you are talking to is a simpleton. His scope of understanding is very limited. Don't allow his comments upset you. Just be you.

@ladies all

I'm Igbo, single, late thirties and, yeah, searching. Life has not been easy but I thank God that I am now ready for marriage, better late than never. The problem now is getting a woman that I will like, now and forever... light skinned, big in build (or tall), curvy and religious... 36 to 32 years.

That woman is not on my street, she not in my church and she is not in my workplace (which is my parlor since I'm an author who publishes books online). So where do I find her? I try to visit other churches on Sundays and visit places where I can find well educated, religious-minded women.

How about looking on Nairaland here? Actually, I've been looking for a while but the problem is whenever I see a female moniker that makes sense to me and click on it to see what she looks like.... nothing.

Can someone please tell me why you girls do not put up DP? Some even use images of quotations, crazy objects and other useless photos such as dirty Lagos roads as DPS. How is a guy supposed to know what you look like or if he likes you if you don't upload photos? I just saying cos I've gone through this thread and clicked over 10 monikers but no DPs. Answering PMs is another matter entirely of which complaints abound on this forum. Not all guys on this forum are good, yes, but some guys really worth it and want to marry. Understand that they have given serious thought to the girl behind that moniker before hitting that 'send email' button.


This is my own one kobo based on my experiences and the theme of this thread. Just ignore it and move on.


Thank you.

Toks2008:
Same advise sis in fact it's more applicable for a female. Cheers

Hi,
My whatsapps number is on my profile. **(VIM). Pls add me up let's chat. I really need to talk to you.

Titugirl:
Thank you Jesus !!

Married?

I have tried that seach mode and failed. I am in seach mode 2 now

Oluwasaeon:
Can't imagine how people find it easy to kill themselves

Wait until you get into trouble where you are terrified of facing tomorrow

Amatarasha:
is only ndi mgbati mgbati dey cry ,now am in owerri no one is crying ...

I av a softhand though

Mgbati mgbati.....

Lol

Amatarasha:
hw is ur immigration palava

Collected the passport last week or so. The delay spoilt a lot for me but I thank God still. Nigeria is messed up.

Amatarasha:
good to hear!

@ bolded
Am in darkness ,let me see light am all ears

if you are planning to give me an injection you will plan invain. Can't take the risk seeing every man you give injection cries. This accorung to you, mind you.

T3ndrils:
Alright then... Translate it yourself let's see the difference then.

The diiference is, your translation can be seen as a huge insult even by a tolerant mind whereas what she said can fly. Its even amusing in a dark way.


Be happy, man. Its sunday!

Amatarasha:
Good evening sir ,hw is ur side dear ...i dont use to see you again what happened ,?

Hello girl,

My side is good, thank you.

I am working on a project at the moment so cutting down my Nairaland time is in order. Moreover, the insults and trolling around here has started affecting my liver.

Amatarasha:
In my dictionary uncle eze ...translation isnt in it

I hear you, babe.

T3ndrils:
That sh!t meant, in her own words "Your Old man sucked my cunt"

You are trying to light a fire between them with your inaccurate translation, right?

@ubunja the translation above isn't correct.

ubunja:
lol let me do just that. Hope the girl didn't insult me. Or she did didn't she?.

Hahaha.... just get her to enlighten you on her own words. it's her right. .

ubunja:
I responded to the English parts. I was lazy to Ask her to translate

Hahaha....don't ask, force her to translate. I think you have a right to hear it in English.

ubunja:
So what's your airtime credit balance right now on that new phone?

Hi Are you igbo? Did you understand what she said.... the statement you qoted?

vyncentino:
tnk you

You are most welcome!!!

Rekhina:
Is rude for him to be saying that,

And ,I believe they are friends y is he complaining about mentions , this is rudeness ,I was so angry last nite reading about it ,



during my nairaland stay back in d days ,I will come back to work to see 120mentions ,I will always smile knowing I made new friends

And ,that character of him is from Yorubaland ,I can't be forced to rejoin nairaland only to be seeing such ragamuffied behaviour , Is not that cool ok

Actually, he wasn't complaining and wasn't angry. He was joking cos, yeah, they are all friends. They mention him all the time and he plays the same joke over and over again but never does anything until one of you ladies forever is attacked particularly analqueenluci and Amatrasha. From my observation he really likes those two a lot. If you noticed victorian actually wished him a happy weekend. She understood him but you did not. You still don't


The guy is from Anambra state. He is one of the funniest and toughest people I know. Perhaps one day when you find yourself in the middle of an arugemet between igbos and yorubas over in politics section you will appraciate him better.

Patriotician:
Sometime ago, i created a trend about my girlfriend acting all strange and how i later discovered she was cheating on me and in love with another guy. She later made a fool of me.
https://www.nairaland.com/5238413/love-girl-she-doing-me

I also wrote about how she was a good luck charm to me. Yes, she has a wealth magnetic personality and i told her about it. When she left, she told me she would want to see how i will make money.

.......................

After months of frustration, i finally decided to work things out. Although she apologized, she is now dating me and the other dude. My friends were all advising me to play along in as much as things get better, so am on .

When we reconciled, i notice things started working out for me. She calls and acts to care about me, although she keeps contact with the other dude even when am around.

So, today we were together at her work place talking when she told me she would be coming over to my place that evening. In the past, that would have been a good news but currently, i don't want to share a bed with her ever again. Mere looking at her bleeds my heart as i pretend to be smiling to her. I tried telling her i had plans for the evening but she insisted and wanted to be malicious about it so i finally concurred.

The truth is that, i love that girl but i don't want to pretend. I want to be able to express myself and have my girl all by myself. She is my good charm if not, I would have looked somewhere else for true love. I already made up my mind that no matter how things get fabulous, i will never marry her, even if she repents. God forbid!

So, she is coming and i don't want to strafe her. I can't strafe a girl that is shameless to that extent as to be strafing someone else and expecting me to always strafe her without contraceptive. Several pastors already told me i should work things out that she is connected to my destiny and without her things would get stuffy for me.

Right now, am confused and angry. Have been so tired with life that i have decided to commit suicide on Sunday(mind made up) not because of her but because of what am experiencing in general. I can't even tell her about anything, so of what use is she to me ?

I want to make the best of my two days on earth. Please advise a confused brother

You are not wise at all. But listen. has it occured to you that several pastors can be connected to a witch, hence their ungodly advice.

Correct your topic quickly before trolls come and kill you. It should be.

"My own take on rape".



Cheers!!!

BluePrincee:
How can lesbians transmit infection since they can penetrate each other?

Permit me to answer that question broadly.

1. Gays

The reason why gays are particularly prone to STDs such as AIDS is that the anus is too tight and no self-lubricating. When two gays have sex together even once, the skin surface of both sexual organs in use tends to break in too many places, allowing the exchange of fluids from one person to the other.
As you know, STDs are mainly powerful viruses and Bacteria in action. A tiny drop of sexual fluid or blood swarms with millions of these micros organisms. That is where they live.



2. Lesbians

Women in general contact and spread STDs a lot sexier than men because their sexual organ is like a lake of fluids just waiting for anything to come swim in it and get seriously infected. Unfortunately, for us men, the body of a woman is such that she can be infected with certain STDs and not know it for years while the man she slept with two days ago has already developed symptom,.

You see, during sex, lesbian make use of their mouths, fingers, dildos and all kinds of love toys to derive sexual satisfaction. When two or more lesbians use the same intimacy gadget, the same finger, the same mouth on each other, fluid is transmitted and infection occurs.



All that is necessary for infection is the transmission of body fluid from an infected person to another, getting into the bloodstream.

Bigcowhorn:



If you go though my posts on other threads, you will notice that i have a special hatred for Yoruba man. I don't suffer Yoruba men and you were calling me one so i had to explain so you know to avoid the mistake next time.


Have a nice day lady.

Calm down. this why I told you to leave these women the hell alone. Just walk away.

Rekhina:
Ur grandma raped ur grandfather wat ! But u aren't calm like d igbos , Y charging on people who mentioned u

I love ur advice , so much appreciation .. . Rape dis man ,dis morning

You were extremely harsh. Frankly I am surised you got away with it.

SageMK:
1. She is not interested in having coitus with you. 2. She gave you STD she contacted from someone.
Your wife is cheating on you. It's not rocket science.

Correct but not with another man. A woman. I can bet my saving on it.

johnrix:
I'm interested in why you say 2

Not easy to explain

There are various kinds of Lesbians and all can be divided into 2 main categories.



1. Those that tolerate men
2. Those that do not tolerate men.


Women who belong to the second category hate men and normal sex from day one. They are the type that gets disgusted by the sight of the male organ and the prospect of being touched by a man. They may continue in life and not understand themselves. They may keep asking themselves why they are different from other women. But then the day will come when they get touched by another woman and all their passive sexuality comes alive!!!
On that day, they will know that they are full-blown lesbians.


Now the first category of lesbians are the most psychologically complex. They can have sex and live normal lives. They can marry and have kids But a day will come when the passive aspect of their nature will be triggered by another woman and that is when they will really know what they are. Some of these woman can actually love both men and woman at the same time, i.e have a male and female lover.

Unfortunately, many of these women cannot return once they cross that red line into lesbianism, hence their marriage/relationship suffers.



Your wife.

Sorry, bro, you married a woman from the first category and now she has 'crossed the red line' and reached a point of no return. She has tasted lesbianism and been 'unleashed' and so will never revert back to her old self; the woman you first knew.

It's highly likely she already has a lesbian lover, hence you are now a nuisance that must be tolerated and that is why you have to beg for sex these days and even when you do it to the best of your power, you never get her aroused. Simply put, you are not her food. That family issue you are talking about might just have coincided with her discovery of her lesbian tendencies and a lesbian lover.


Sorry, your marriage is done. You can try to save it but then there is a risk of AIDS as she roams with other women and brings their disease back to you.

funmisticqueen:
it is quite possible that you were infected long before you had sex with your girlfriend. the thing about HIV is that it takes a long time to incubate i.e from the moment you are infected till when you start feeling illness takes minimum of three months till years.

something is not adding up. what's you and your girlfriend's sexual history like

Greetings babe!

Aren't Cameroonians better placed to answer that?

ZaraGift:
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All of them are powerful, unless it's no longer atomic,


Soon you will claiming that if Iran had 10, the 10 would be more stronger than that of the US 6k

Some atomic are far more powerful than other and so come very small and fast. The USA has the most deadly. .... thermonuclar bombs

Newguyhere:
go for girl c bro
The first two are just ticking time bombs,
That 'love' you have for them will definitely turn to hate once you marry.

She is not compatible with him. That is where the issue will start with time. He will want another woman later and she may fall for another due to his neglect

Your way is not the right way but if you must walk dow that lane. if you must make a choice this way, No. 2 is it.