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Nigeria is on fire.

This I have seen.

Oh no!

I see the rate of theft in Accra increasing by 100%, I see hungry and Hot youths going into stealing so that they can be fed and given girlfriends, I see girls becoming scarce in Ghana because thieves have inherited all of them.

I see a heavy protest in Accra in the coming months.

This I have seen.

So up till now we don't know the cause of the explosion. Nigeria my country.

I see this case dying a natural death, no arrests, no investigation, no forensic investigation...etc.

This I have seen.

Crypto currency the scam many jobless Nigerian youth have used to gain access into the pants of lots and lots of hungry girls.

I see Nigerians ignoring this advice, I see them walking up and down deceiving more girls that they're into crypto, I see some of them contacting HIV and other STDs, I see them going to the mountain to pray, I see kidnappers kidnapping them before they reach the mountain.

This I have seen.

African parents and their problem. They had better be living in a two or three bedroom flat or else if she comes visiting, romance and sex would end in that home.

If I have this kind of mother in-law it's only on omugwo she would be visiting me when I know I won't have sex with my wife cos of her condition, and she won't stay more than a month.

This I have seen.

The car has obeyed the part of the scriptures that says be your brother's keeper. I see the car outliving all it's modern competitors, I see it being auctioned for million of dollars as vintage because of its good works.

This I have seen.

Christianity isn't as bloodthirsty as Islam, so we'll forgive him and allow God fight his own battles.

This I have seen.

He won't get one vote from delegates in the primaries, that's why he rejected the form.

This I have seen.

virginprincess:
Honestly your prophecy almost came to past if not for God that took control.

That's why it's always good to be close to God or at most a representative of him whom you can trust. The world is evil and we're in the last days.

Just remain close to God and he'll continue to protect you.

virginprincess:
I'm fine,sorry are you real a prophet?

Of course I'm a real prophet of the most high God.

You can clear your doubts by sending me a DM.

The north have always maintained that they're a violent sect, they have always stood and fought for what they believe in.

The south on the other hand are anyway belle face, always crawling to worship whatever orders the north issues even if it's to their own detriment.

Look at Abba Kayiri, if he was a Southerner, by now he would have been cooling off in an American prison, but being a northerner, they protected him. No single picture of him in detention has been released to the public yet they keep on fooling the south that he's in detention, baba is in one duplex flexing away on low key.

If the south don't stand up and face the northern aggression, they will become slaves in their own villages.

This I have seen.

virginprincess:
I don't wear make-up and I don't value sex.

Hey my spiritual daughter. How are you doing

I see soludo escaping an assassination attempt. I see a popular politician behind the attempt, I see the politician arrested.

This I have seen.

I see WW3 coming sooner than expected, I see more than half of the world's population dying, I see a new world.

This I have seen.

When you're broke, everything will disrespect you. Even your phone charger will shock you.

Carthman:
Arrested in Lekki and you are showing us Yaba pictures ?? Hmmm

You're right bro...the 4th picture, I recognized that church at the background it's the Lagos Presbyterian Church yaba. It's directly opposite cross country motors.

Chie this blogger won't make heaven.

This I have seen.

helpmecosofGod:
Pls I'm just trying to get back on my feet pls help me.

Then get up or did something happen to your legs?

wis3:
Is that the only part of the audio you heard? Or you are just trying to be ignorant?

My friend keep quiet. She never insulted your useless pedophile god. She only said you miserable headslammers should keep your religion from the class WhatsApp group.

But I'm not surprised cos when a human being slams his head all day for years, his brain gets destroyed and they begin to act like fools.

Let me tell you something, you see that innocent girl you murdered for you powerless god who can't defend himself, you and your entire generation will pay with your blood. Death will never depart from your family forever.

Fuckaniza:
Your moniker got me ROTFL ... How did you coin this shit? You even conduct personal prayers ... Local man needs prayers oh prophet.. pussy drought dey nack me akpako.. could you epp revive my ministry sir?

You have a spirit wife. This is why women are running away from you. You will need to come to my church for spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.

Her mom is a baby mama, her day is a baby papa. I see her continuing the family legacy when she comes of age.

This I have seen.

I see war, I see war, I see a very serious war between the north and south. I see the north bring slaughtered like goats.

This I have seen.

Stay in ibadan and add farming or any other business to your Hussle, if you come to Lagos, only accommodation alone will drain that money. Most lagosians are suffering and smiling cos many of them earn even higher than this figure you're expecting yet they're still struggling. Lagos is overrated

This I have seen.

Nigeria's breakup is closer than expected, this contraption wouldn't survive the next five years in one piece.

This I have seen.

Many Americans are mentally rétarded.

I see him dying at the hands of black gangsters in prison.

This I have seen.

The skit maker I dislike the most is brainjotter. His skits are so boring and meaningless if they mistakenly give him any award, what happened on February 4th 1927 will repeat itself.

This I have seen.

The skit maker I dislike the most is brainjotter. His skits are so boring and meaningless if they mistakenly give him any award, what happened on February 4th 1927 will repeat itself.

This I have seen.

PerfectStranger:
Last year you said I'll buy a car,but I'm still trekking. If we coincidentally meet, you go collect.

You joined Nairaland on the 22nd of last month, and you're accusing me of giving you a prophecy last year. I will let this pass, but if you lie against me again not referencing my prophetic grace and anointing, I will call down fire on you.

This I have seen.

Kriss216:
I must commend her nice boobs.


About the tongue, she's a lesbian. This is one of their ways to signify what they're into.

Don't ask me how I get to know.

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

You've just won yourself a bell. Dm me to receive it so that you too can go ye into the world and prophesy.

I see her indirectly collecting back that money in full from him.

This I have seen.

I see an okada ban in owerri in the coming months.

This I have seen.