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Sports › Re: Angel Di Maria Announces Retirement From International Football by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Argentina going home in the group stage of this world cup.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari To Leave For Spain On State Visit by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him snapping with Real Madrid players, I see lie Mohammed saying that Madrid success was because Buhari supported them and Nigerians should get ready to support Buhari's anointed Candidate who we all know to be Jonathan.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Wike Reveals How He Almost Scuttled PDP Presidential Primary, Calls For Calm by FalseProphet1(m):
I see wike becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Jonathan May Be Screened Today By APC, Despite Presidency’s Denial - LEADERSHIP by FalseProphet1(m): 2:33pm On May 31, 2022
2023 election will be between Jonathan and Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Senator Oloriegbe, Who Defeated Bukola Saraki In 2019 Fails To Get Return Ticket by FalseProphet1(m): 2:29pm On May 31, 2022
People only voted him to end Sakari's monarch rule. He clearly had nothing to offer them that's why they kicked him out.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: President Buhari meets With APC Governors At The State House by FalseProphet1(m): 2:24pm On May 31, 2022
I see APC loosing power next year, I see Peter Obi in Aso Rock, I see Nigeria becoming great once again.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Can A B.Sc Holder Become A Principal Of A School Without B.Ed In Any Field? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:23pm On May 31, 2022
With the right connections, you can even become the director of education board of your state.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Dances Victoriously After Winning PDP Presidential Primary (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:59pm On May 31, 2022
AntiTerrorists:
coming from someone who doesn't have a voter's card.. hahahahha
Send me a DM and I'll show you my voters card.
Romance › Re: Married Guys Please I Need Clarification About This My Observation. by FalseProphet1(m):
By this time next year, there would no longer be marriages in Nigeria cos all the guys will realize that it's scam.

This I have seen.
Investment › Re: Scam Alert. J Scammed Me by FalseProphet1(m): 11:57am On May 31, 2022
Justanodadude:
Some months and few days later. The emancipated slave requests to work for the slave master.
Lol. If there's anything life has taught me is that we all need each other. All he had to do was to be calm and wait for his money. With the kind of attitude he displayed here, no one would want to work with him.

It's sad that hunger made him swallow his pride to come begging for another job. Life is indeed a teacher.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 10:40am On May 31, 2022
All the Nigerian girls I know in Canada are all above 30 and still single. One even came back to Nigeria last December for the sole purpose of finding a man.

The problem here is guys over there are doing menial jobs to survive, while the ladies are schooling, so by the time they're done with Bsc, Msc PhD...etc. the guys would be to low for their standard, and white guys who they hope to settle down with just wants sex with them, so they'll end up coming back to Nigeria to find a man.

This truth is everyone needs everyone.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Dances Victoriously After Winning PDP Presidential Primary (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:30am On May 31, 2022
I see Peter Obi becoming the next president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Our Lords Prayer In Pigin English by FalseProphet1(m): 11:01pm On May 30, 2022
virginprincess:
which crusade? where and when is it taking place?
It's not certain for now. But I'm sure I'll be there.
Investment › Re: Scam Alert! In The Name Of Nairaland! (pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:38pm On May 30, 2022
placeofallure:
This happened on Messenger a few minutes ago. Somebody tried to scam me, brandishing that name, Nairaland. I laugh in Mandarin, if only he or she knew I'm a certified Nairalander.
You have a very sharp mouth

This I have seen
Celebrities › Re: Kalu Ikeagwu To Court: My Wife Denied Me Sex, Deserted Family by FalseProphet1(m):
Marriage is overrated. The day guys would realize that women need us more than we need them that they're willing to jump from prayer house to prayer house, mountain to mountain, prophet to prophet...etc to get a man, is the day the male folk would stop enslaving themselves to these jezebels.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Our Lords Prayer In Pigin English by FalseProphet1(m): 9:15pm On May 30, 2022
virginprincess:
warri.
I would be there later in the year for a crusade. Mind if we hangout?
Romance › Re: Our Lords Prayer In Pigin English by FalseProphet1(m): 9:11pm On May 30, 2022
virginprincess:
Dead thread, where can i find one?
Where are you based?
Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike: I Made A Vow To Support The Winner, We Are All For Atiku Abubakar by FalseProphet1(m): 6:24pm On May 30, 2022
Wike will not emerge as Atiku's vice, he will be relegated to extinction.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: "Ghana-Must-Go" Bag Spotted At LP's Convention (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:17pm On May 30, 2022
So after all the suffering Buhari put Nigerians through for 8 years, they still haven't learnt their lesson and are ready to vote and die for old expired politicians who see presidency as a retirement home when you have a young and vibrant person like Peter Obi.

Well I'm not surprised, the hate in this country stinks so badly that people are ready to vote for continuation of suffering at the expense of freedom from someone from another tribe.

Sadly, Peter Obi will loose but the suffering of Nigerians will double after 2023.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Visits Bukola Saraki by FalseProphet1(m): 5:55pm On May 30, 2022
AngelicBeing:
lncluding me, and he must settle me with 1 billion dollars or l will scatter his Presidential campaign from the Celestial realms tongue
I see you on a queue where 10k is being by Atiku shared but the money finished before it got to your turn.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet Dor Bahadur Khapangi, World's Shortest Male Teenager At 2ft 5in (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On May 30, 2022
I see him getting married to a Nigerian girl in Nepal.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Visits Bukola Saraki by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Atiku visiting the following people before the end of this year.

Pastor Adeboye

Bishop Oyedepo

Dr Olukoya of MFM

Apostle Sulema

Dr Eneche

David Ibiyome

Rev Fr Mbaka

Myself. The one and only falseprophet1 of Nairaland.

Seun Osewa.

Linda Ikeji

Aki and Paw paw

Lalasticalala

Mynd44

Dominique

Tonto Dike

All Nairaland mods

Mr Macaroni

Emmanuella of MC angel comedy

And many more whom time will not permit me to mention.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Journalists Barred As APC Screens Tinubu, Amaechi, Others by FalseProphet1(m): 4:50pm On May 30, 2022
I see Amechi and tinubu loosing out in the APC primaries, I see a northerner clinching the ticket.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Hilliard Eta: We Will Disgrace Goodluck Jonathan If He Tries To Come To APC by FalseProphet1(m): 4:48pm On May 30, 2022
Tinubu will not emerge as APC presidential candidate.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet Indian Woman Who Faked Being A Man For 36 Years To Protect Her Daughter by FalseProphet1(m): 4:29pm On May 30, 2022
I can tell you in all confidence as a prophet that the daughter she spent 36 years of her life protecting lost her virginity before she turned 18.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Fall Out Of Love In Marriages by FalseProphet1(m):
virginprincess:
People get married for different reasons,not all marry because of love,some marry because of physical looks,financial stability,lack of husband, spiritual level,etc and not because they love their spouse,so it is easy not to have feelings in that type of marriage,also people don't just fall out of love in marriage,there must be something that happened.
What would you want to marry for?
Politics › Re: Hausa Motorcyclists Invade Same Global Estate In Abuja by FalseProphet1(m): 6:05pm On May 29, 2022
I see all the southern tribes banning hausa/Fulani from their various states, I see the federal government threatening to withhold state funds of any southern state that bans the hausas, I see chaos, I see southern Nigeria becoming a reality.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Port Harcourt Church Stampede (31 Dead) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:15pm On May 29, 2022
Nairalanders repeat this prayer after me...say I will never die in poverty.

I will never risk my life for crumbs of bread.

I shall reach my goals in life.

My body will never trend online as a victim struggling for free food in Jesus name.

Click like if you believe in this prayer and it shall be so in your life.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Think Sum1 Is Following Me by FalseProphet1(m): 1:44pm On May 29, 2022
Yes the dark forces have assigned dwarf demons to monitor you. You'll need spiritual cleansing so that the demons can be banished forever.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: It's Been An Honour: Abramovich Pens Tribute As Chelsea Complete Boehly Takeover by FalseProphet1(m): 1:29pm On May 28, 2022
I see Putin dying before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:31am On May 28, 2022
Some men be like I don't know how to cook because my mother didn't teach me. So who thought you how to unlock bra. undecided

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