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Politics › Re: Workers' Day: Nothing To Celebrate In Abia But Sober Reflection — Udensi by FalseProphet1(m):
God will deliver Abia State come 2023.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Kizz Daniel Quits Smoking As He Celebrates His 28th Birthday by FalseProphet1(m): 7:08pm On May 01, 2022
I see Kizz Daniel going back to the love of his life (smoking) before the end of this May.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Want To Dump My Pregnant Girlfriend by FalseProphet1(m): 7:00pm On May 01, 2022
If you go ahead with the abortion, I see her dying as a result of complications she suffered from the abortion.

I see you being arrested by her parents, I see you spending the rest of your life in prison.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Had A Dream, I Was Forced To Join A White Garment Church Yesterday by FalseProphet1(m): 10:36pm On Apr 28, 2022
Send me a dm asap and I'll put you through some prayers and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:14pm On Apr 28, 2022
Zobo wey enter glass cup na red wine. If you package your poverty well, even the rich will respect you.
Romance › Re: I Almost Cried Today by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55pm On Apr 27, 2022
No one here will credit your Bank account...so quit the pity party.

This I have seen

Romance › Re: I Always knack robber When Am The toilet by FalseProphet1(m): 9:36pm On Apr 27, 2022
I cover my nose or use nose mask whenever I'm in the toilet cos my shit smells terribly...the last time I inhaled it, I fell sick, so in order to shit and stay healthy, I have to protect myself.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please How Do You Know If A Girl Gave Birth Or Had An Abortion by FalseProphet1(m): 9:26pm On Apr 27, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Kai, you just described one of my Babes. embarassed sad
Sorry bro...she's either someone's baby mama or has committed abortion. That's the raw truth.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Wike Declares Farah Dagogo Wanted, He Replies by FalseProphet1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 27, 2022
Wait o!

Isn't this the same Farah dagogo that was making noise during the days of the notorious Niger Delta militants? He had a serious beaf with the late Soboma George their boys clashed back then, and dozens died...

The days of Boyloaf, Tompolo, General Africa... etc. And the late Yar'adua gave all of them amensty?

So he is now a doctor and an honourable...chie Nigeria is gone.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Ekiti Man Drugs His Girlfriend, Films Her Being Raped By Friends, Uploads Video by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigeria is gradually becoming a jungle.

I see those silly men getting life imprisonment.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please How Do You Know If A Girl Gave Birth Or Had An Abortion by FalseProphet1(m): 8:21pm On Apr 27, 2022
Protruding and shapeless stomach and extremely large breasts.

When you meet a girl with large breasts or shapeless stomach, ask her to show you her old pics like 3 to 5 years ago, if her breasts and stomach were normal in those pics, then chances are that she has either given birth or committed abortion(s)

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Had A Dream Where I Had The Perfect Body? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On Apr 27, 2022
Stop eating junk and your perfect body will manifest.

It's not about dreaming and wishing, work out, go to the gym, watch what you eat...and that dream will become a reality.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Villarreal UCL (2 - 0) On 27th April 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
What if we give this game straight draw

I see straight draw...
Falseprophet what have you seen?
Easy win for Liverpool.

This I have seen.
Culture › Re: Random Facts About Ebonyi state..... by FalseProphet1(m): 3:39pm On Apr 25, 2022
The first picture the op posted is Ezza Road backing presco junction.

I clearly recognized that filling station on the right. It's opposite the so called sky scraper Elechi started and abandoned.

The state is a very calm state.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 10 Things To Know About Afam Mallison Ukatu, Drug Baron Linked To Abba Kyari by FalseProphet1(m): 3:04pm On Apr 25, 2022
I see Mr Ukatu bribing his way out of custody, I see the matter being swept under the carpet, I see NDLEA saying it's a case of mistaken identity after receiving the bribe, I see him returning to his normal business.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bala Mohammed: If Tinubu Was In PDP, He Would Be Handed The Presidential Ticket by FalseProphet1(m): 3:02pm On Apr 25, 2022
Tinubu wouldn't even survive the APC primaries. I don't see him emerging as the APC presidential candidate.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Tega: 70% Of Men Abuse Their Women, Don't Be Fooled by FalseProphet1(m):
Coming from a useless cheat who shamed her home and herself. I see tegas's sex video leaking out on the internet.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Uber Driver Rain Curses On Laycon For Cancelling His Trip (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:38am On Apr 25, 2022
Laycon is broke, even me that isn't a celebrity runs my gen from 7:30pm till 12am, during which I'll charge my two phones and power bank, infact, I can't even remember when last my phone went off as a result of low battery. How much more someone who has tasted fame.

Laycon has finished all the money he made from BBN, and is now extremely broke.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys, Pls I Need Your Help. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:12am On Apr 25, 2022
Nigerias are too greedy to submit themselves to the rules of partnership business, once the cash inflow increases, you two would start having problems relating to greed which would eventually tear you guys apart.

If you must run a business, do it alone, with your own funds.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:29am On Apr 25, 2022
Ladies, don't allow ur husband to see your account balance. He will not rest until the whole money has finished.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:28am On Apr 25, 2022
If women learn the act of controlling their tongue, we will have less violence in homes.
Celebrities › Re: Man Calls Out Davido On Twitter for Not fulfilling his Promises of 4years ago by FalseProphet1(m): 10:07pm On Apr 24, 2022
Davido has 3kids from 3 different baby Mamas, and countless girlfriends.

The expenses involved in taking care of these people, coupled with his drinking habit, toys (dope cars) and his crew that follows him everywhere he goes...

I see Davido ignoring him

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Reacts To Sophia Momodu's Photo: My Money Dey Show by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Sophia having two more kids for Davido. I see Chioma becoming envious that Sophia's allowee is bigger than hers because she ha more kids, I see Chomia getting pregnant again and again until she end up with 5kids courtesy of Davido.

This I have...
Celebrities › Re: Don’t Use Android Phone To Camera Me; Use iPhone 13 – Portable Warns Fan (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:52pm On Apr 24, 2022
Enjoy thine fame o portable; and when thou art done I shall prophesy unto thee what shall befall thee in the coming years.

First I see a maiden of fair countenance, arising from the see, I see her calling on tamuzu and praying to the sun, I see her drawing powers from the sun, moon and stars.

I see her locating you, I see your manhood doing your thinking, I see her taking you to the club to get you drunk so that what happened to Dagrin will happen to you.

I see grace speaking for you and preventing you from leaving the club drunk, I see you surviving this attack but impregnating her, I see you having countless baby Mamas.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Macaroni & Kemi Okuseedun 'Mummy Wa' Wedding Pictures by FalseProphet1(m): 8:51pm On Apr 24, 2022
I see Mr Maraconi in a sex scandal with a popular Nollywood actress before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo, Lamidi Adeyemi Night Burial As Per Yoruba Ìṣẹ̀ṣe Religious Rites by FalseProphet1(m):
I see six human heads being buried with the alafin.

This I have seen
Business › Re: Help! Money Keeps Disappearing! by FalseProphet1(m):
I see a spiritual rat in your home that's swallowing your money, I would recommend that you buy a bell, ring it for 30 minutes between 12:00am to 12:30am and your money will stop disappearing.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Netflix May Clamp Down On Password Soon: Here's What That Means! by FalseProphet1(m): 12:14pm On Apr 24, 2022
Sheyimann:
Can I pay some amount to get your password and email too
The maximum number of people you can share your Netflix Premium subscription is 4. And I've already shared it with 4 people, so it's not about the money. I clearly cannot add another person cos there's no space for a 5th person.

They're 4 types of subscription. Mobile 1200, Basic 2,900, Standard 3,600 and Premium 4,400.

So you can choose from any of them and subscribe based on your pocket.

The reason I use premium is that I can share my subscription with up to 4 people.

You can't share the rest with up to that number.
Romance › Re: Women Leaving Their Children Poo For Long.... by FalseProphet1(m): 8:01pm On Apr 23, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do some women have this annoying behaviour? Their children will poo on the ground or on the floor, it would be left there for very long time without minding how unpleasant it is to passersby or to the neighbors. Some would even leave the poo there till the next day or until some mistakenly step on it. Funny enough, most of these women who behaves this way are idle full house wives. It's so annoying. Who can relate?
Park out from that face me I slap apartment you and you won't have to endure seeing the poo of lazy housewives kids.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: Can I Still Grow Taller At 21? by FalseProphet1(m):
I see a very big drum on your head, and I see a dwarf demon standing beside you, carefully supervising the drum so that it will continue to remain on your head.

This is why you haven't been able to reach your desired height, and if you don't go for prayers to banish the demonic dwarf, I see you growing shorter and shorter in the coming months, cos the weight of the drum would keep pulling you to the ground until you become a dwarf like the demon.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Olosho In Akure by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20pm On Apr 23, 2022
I see you contacting HIV and other deadly STDs before the end of next month.

This I have seen.

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