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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: I Have Right To Marry As Many Wives As Possible by FalseProphet1(m):
I see yul becoming like daddy freeze, I see all his marriage crashing, I see him taking out his frustration on pastors, I see Nigerians mocking him.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Primealert Strikes Deal With Katsina Government Against Banditry by FalseProphet1(m): 3:45pm On May 14, 2022
This ones just want their own share of the national cake, they won't alert anything. In fact, I see them running and screaming into the bush in their first encounter with Boko Haram or bandits.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Fighters Now In Suleja, Claim Responsibility For Killing Of 3 Policemen by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On May 14, 2022
I see the ISWAP terrorist taking over Abuja, I see the defence headquarters surrendering, I see the terrorist diving Nigeria, I see Nigeria breaking into 5 different countries.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Maqari On Deborah Samuel: Muslims Have Red Line That Must Not Be Crossed by FalseProphet1(m): 9:15pm On May 13, 2022
sad
Politics › Re: Deborah Samuel: You’ve Lost Our Votes Too – Nigerian Christians Tell Atiku by FalseProphet1(m): 8:12pm On May 13, 2022
justicechichex:
Falseprophet pls coman make ur false declaration asap...
Nigerians have short memory.

By next year I see the north and south lining up to vote for Atiku.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need Someone To Enlighten Me About This... by FalseProphet1(m): 6:39pm On May 13, 2022
Dunkjames5:
I remember when I was still in high school I used to be a quiet guy not a shy type oo..
Almost all the girls in my class keep asking me if I had a sister, that they would like to meet her even the boys.

Years have passed now am no longer in high school
The first girl I toasted since living high school asked me this question, the second third and fourth did same thing
So guys please enlighten me on this.
You have a spiritual sister, everyone else can see it feel her hence the persistent question. But you can't see or feel her.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: 'Take It Easy On Me', Eniola Badmus Cries Out As Men Flood Her With Love Message by FalseProphet1(m): 8:03pm On May 12, 2022
Please take it easy on me

I see perverts saying that's what she says in the other room whenever she's having a threésome or fóursome.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: You Can Marry Them Unemployed But They Can’t Marry You Unemployed. Who Are They? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:48pm On May 12, 2022
virginprincess:
Oga,say them here.
The dark forces are after you, they are planing to use someone very close to you to destroy you. Be careful with your friends.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: You Can Marry Them Unemployed But They Can’t Marry You Unemployed. Who Are They? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:44pm On May 12, 2022
virginprincess:
Broke nigeria men cheesy cheesy.
Hello I have a prophecy for you, send me a DM and I would shew thee things about your future that are yet to come.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Abbas Umar Masanawa Joins Katsina Governorship Race by FalseProphet1(m): 7:35pm On May 12, 2022
I see a very serious shortage of N500 and N1000 notes in the coming months. I see banks giving customers N100 and N200 in bulk on the grounds that they've been warned strictly by CBN not to disburse notes above N200.

I see long queues in banks ATM and POS stands. I see traders frowning at the stress of counting N100 notes of 500k.

I see Nigerian youths defending the government saying that making only N200 and N100 available would grow the naira, I see many of them dying of starvation and sickness.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Was Your First Job, And What Do You Do Now? by FalseProphet1(m):
I've been a prophet of the most high God, and I intend to remain like that till God calls me home.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: "Jonathan Was Not Even In Nigeria" - Reno Omokri Reacts To Tribune Story. by FalseProphet1(m):
I wander how reno would feel when Jonathan officially becomes APC's presidential candidate.
Politics › Re: #FixNigeria: Bukola Saraki Officially Declares To Run For President by FalseProphet1(m): 11:23am On May 12, 2022
See this shameless Saraki...after emptying Kawra treasury so badly that the same people who he calmed to represent started the O-to-ge movement and chased him out of office.

Now he wants to continue his looting as president. PDP would loose miserably if this thief emerges as their presidential candidate.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari: All Ministers With Political Ambitions Must Resign Before May16 by FalseProphet1(m):
As usual, president Buhari's request would be ignored and he won't utter a sound.

I see the ministers continuing in their ministry whislt campaigning for their various offices.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Got Hired And Fired Within 24 Hours by FalseProphet1(m): 12:12pm On May 11, 2022
She didn't hire you to work, she wanted a lover boy and you were to rigid to see the advances she gave you so she fired you immediately.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Marriage: I Am 13 Years Older Than Her by FalseProphet1(m): 11:47am On May 11, 2022
Celine Dion's husband was 26years older than her. But she loved him with her heart untill his death. And is still Loving him even after his death.

Marriage isn't about age, it's about love and understanding.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Cries Out For Help From An Indonesian Jail (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:38am On May 11, 2022
Disclaimer12:
Dude said, share the video till it gets to emelica angry! Don't know when my people will realise that these so called western nation don't really care about us! On a serious note, this guy made video of almost 3 minutes without saying anything !
I'm telling you. He literally said nothing.

Why was he convicted....he refused to say.

What kind of help do you need from the government...he didn't say.

Just spent 3 minutes rabbling...when he's ready to talk he'll be set free. In the meantime he should enjoy his free accommodation.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:15am On May 11, 2022
Once you hear your crush say "Who love help" just know say she don de consider olosho work.
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga's Murder: Chidinma Fatally Stabbed Deceased Severally - Police by FalseProphet1(m): 9:09am On May 11, 2022
Nigeria is a country whose leaders are slaves to the honey pot of a woman.

Having said that, I see chidinma gaining her freedom, I see the case being swept under the carpet.

I see male perverts defending her online and offline with their erected pénis claiming that she's innocent.

I see them trying to woo her after her release, I see them dying mysteriously like Mr Agata.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Malami: I Have Made 500 People Millionaires In Kebbi State by FalseProphet1(m): 9:07am On May 11, 2022
So sharing cars to people automatically makes them millionaires. Nigerian youths can you see the kind of leaders you vote into power.

I see the youths voting another vegetable come 2023, I see them complaining how he's more terrible than Buhari, I see Nigeria getting worse.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ahmad Lawan: Friends Buy ₦100 Million APC Presidential Form For Senate President by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On May 09, 2022
The cabals behind the scene are the people behind all this purchase of forms in order to frustrate tinubu's presidential ambition. Tinubu will not be picked as the APC presidential candidate, unfortunately he's yet to read the handwriting on the wall.

Nigeria after 2023 elections would need God's intervention cos who ever is installed as the president wouldn't lift a finger to fix this country, it would be looting galore. All the billions spent by the cabals to purchase various forms to politically destabilize tinubu must be recovered.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Gives Ten Hag Condition To Stay At Man Utd by FalseProphet1(m): 9:56am On May 09, 2022
I see Ronaldo becoming Manchester United captain next season.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Does Masturbation Have Bad Effects On Female?? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:53pm On May 08, 2022
Beautygoddesss:
We only hear of how masturbation affects males which could render them impotent or low sperm count among others but have neva heard if it affects females.so does masturbation affects females?? No insults plz
Yes. It leads to spirit husband.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Airline Operators Suspend Shutdown Of Operations, Resume Flights by FalseProphet1(m): 7:00pm On May 08, 2022
They have been massively bribed by the government. Nigeria isn't for the poor.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Chidi Chike Achebe Bags Award In Medicine And Science At US College (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him rejecting the award like his father.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Finding Lost Childhood Friends by FalseProphet1(m): 2:05pm On May 08, 2022
Dreaming about your childhood places, school, houses you lived, friends...etc, is a very terrible dream.

It means backwardness, your spiritual self has been caged in the past, that's why your present self isn't making any headway.

I'll recommend spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: RE: My Pact With God And Nairalanders. JUST PLAYED 17K ON CREDIT by FalseProphet1(m): 6:06am On May 08, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
please I am interested. Where is the Venue for the cleansing? I lost again. Currently held down as I try to use my influence as a banker (showing my id card) to find a way out. I played 17k credit. I am begging and lieing I earn 120k monthly. Promising to pay back by month end with interest. My pay is just 45k and my accumulated debt should be large by now

Please save me
Send me a dm
Romance › Re: These Are One Of The Sluttiest Things A Man Can Wear. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:04am On May 08, 2022
Animegirl:
Guys who wear glasses are slutty by nature.

I come in peace. angry
I see you getting married to a slutty guy who can't do why glasses.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: RE: My Pact With God And Nairalanders. JUST PLAYED 17K ON CREDIT by FalseProphet1(m): 6:50pm On May 06, 2022
What you need is spiritual cleansing, without spiritual cleansing I see you going back to your vomit (betting and masturbation) regardless of how many days you try to abstain.

You'd find yourself struggling with the wind.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Aso Rock And The White House, Which Is More Secured? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:52am On May 03, 2022
Also Rock is spiritual secured while white house is scientifically secured.

The question here is between spiritual protection and scientific protection which one would you prefer as a president.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UNILAG Invites Applications For Appointment Of Vice-chancellor by FalseProphet1(m):
I see myself becoming the VC of unilag come November 12th, as compensation for denying me admission during my undergraduate days even without meeting the criteria.

I will increase the school fees to 5million naira per session, I see runs becoming very expensive in Lagos, I see hook ups as expensive as 300-500k per night, I see married men becoming faithful because they can't afford our students any more.

I see married women smiling everyday cos their husbands cannot afford runs girls anymore.

I see unilag becoming the best university in the world.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Picks Forms To Represent Imo East Senatorial District by FalseProphet1(m): 7:18pm On May 02, 2022
I see her winning.

This I have seen.

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