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Food › Re: High Cost Of Living: See The Mangoes I Bought For #500 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:45pm On May 27, 2022
Very soon Nigerians will start drinking only water for survival cos they won't be able to afford food anymore.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 48hrs To APC Primary: Another Shift Likely Over Absense Of Screening Commitee by FalseProphet1(m): 11:20am On May 27, 2022
I see Jonathan winning the APC primaries, if he doesn't win it, I'll share N100 to the first 100 people that quote me.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of President Buhari And Aisha In Malabo, Equatorial Guinea by FalseProphet1(m): 11:04am On May 27, 2022
After handover in 2023, I see Aisha becoming the first Nigerian woman to start akara business in Dubai, I see Buhari adding chicken and goat to his cow business cos cow business isn't moving, I see yuseuf going to Ontisha to learn bike spare parts, I see him getting a shop at main market and selling okada parts.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: a seer told me that I can’t marry my girlfriend because she has a short life by FalseProphet1(m): 11:04am On May 27, 2022
this thing is just eating me up because i have been dating this girl for a long time and i really love her and i don’t want to leave her
Things are hard, the seer needs you to sow seed so he can pray and make your marriage to her work.

My advice...ignore him, the Bible says you're fearfully and wonderfully created, you'd be shocked that he'll even die before your girlfriend sef.

Go and marry her if you truly love her and I see you both living happily ever after.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: N96b Fraud: Supreme Court To Amaechi 'Go & Face The Commission' by FalseProphet1(m): 10:52am On May 27, 2022
I see Goodluck Ebele Jonathan succeeding Buhari in the 2023 elections.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Official Nairaland Thread For Advice On Life, Relationship, Business, Career Etc by FalseProphet1(m): 10:51am On May 27, 2022
I see this thread seriously derailed, I see the mods closing it.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 52-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Girl In Delta, Settles Parents With ₦500k by FalseProphet1(m):
I see that old fóol dying before the end of this month.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Wed Lover After 13 Years Of Dating (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:11pm On May 24, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
The love go don diminish. Wetin remain?

They don turn brother and sister.
You've got mail
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Uchendu Secures PDP's Ticket For Arochukwu/Ohafia Rep Seat by FalseProphet1(m):
I see him winning in the forth coming elections.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Fatima & Her 4 Children Killed By IPOB In Anambra: Adamu Garba, Shehu Sani React by FalseProphet1(m):
Rip to them
Education › Re: Longest Word In Dictionary And Other Facts You Might Not Know by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02am On May 24, 2022
I see many nillioniars commenting on this thread.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: If Your Gf Tells You She Was A Former Sex Worker by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet, I can authoritatively tell you that the average prostitute has over 7 demons living inside her. If you marry her, those demons would make sure they make your life miserable.

You would suffer business breakdown, job loss, unexplained money disappearance, sickness, frustration, disappointment...etc

If you want the best for yourself, stay away from prostitutes. There's nothing special about them you can inherit only sorrow and pain.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Sodiq Ango-Abdullahi Wins PDP Election While Still Being Held By Kidnappers by FalseProphet1(m): 6:31pm On May 23, 2022
He wasn't kidnapped. It was a calculated strategic move by his supporters to gain emotional votes by blaming his opponents of fighting dirty. Fortunately it worked perfectly.

I see him reappearing after a few days.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:53pm On May 23, 2022
Most Girls Don't post Anytin on Facebook But Always Online. They are busy begging One Innocent Guy to Send them money.
Politics › Re: My Story Wih Fulani Herdsmen By Okafor Stan (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:17am On May 23, 2022
I know that guy, he was a CSC student in unizik he was their course rep, they were in year one when I was in 300l. Had to go and meet him for one year one course I had some issues with. I saw the post on Facebook cos he's my friend.

I'm just glad he's alive.
Properties › Re: Planning Relocation Because Of Armed Robbers by FalseProphet1(m): 10:01pm On May 22, 2022
What part of Nigeria do you stay. Your story isn't complete.
Properties › Re: Which Of These Warehouse Types Should I Go For? Photos by FalseProphet1(m): 9:53pm On May 22, 2022
Go for concrete I see it protecting your goods this rainy season.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & Her Pastor Are Pressuring Me To Marry Her,please Advice by FalseProphet1(m): 8:19pm On May 22, 2022
Sister Divine is pregnant for her pastor who is married, the pastor doesn't what the bubble to burst cos it could cost him his marriage and his congregation, so he arranges for sister Divine to seduce you and make you hungrily lust for her.

And since she's a worker in the church, getting her pregnant would earn her suspension and back seat, so they plan to pressurize you until you give in and eventually marry her.

If you marry that girl, your life will be miserable.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Post Your Church Name And Your Position/Duty In Church by FalseProphet1(m): 1:35pm On May 22, 2022
I own my own prophetic ministry, and I'm the senior prophet.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ban: Okada Rider, Passenger To Be Arrested, Prosecuted, Says Lagos Police by FalseProphet1(m): 9:57pm On May 21, 2022
Gokada, Max and Opay actually came with a solution that was worthy but he banned them all. Wasted their billions and allowed Aboki to take over the state. Kaiiiii now he wants to ban the abokis.

This man is clueless.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Godwin Okafor: Naira Notes Will Be Out Of Circulation Soon by FalseProphet1(m): 5:11pm On May 20, 2022
sad
Career › Re: Share Your Experience Working In A Loan Shark Company by FalseProphet1(m): 4:14pm On May 20, 2022
dontrulee:
Many people take loan without paying back and these loan sharks derive joy in defaming people. Na people wey no get reputation go benefit from loan sharks cos dey no go fear defamation grin grin
Initially people were paying back it's when they started defaming people that's when they developed thick skin.

One day I was in a barbing saloon and some guys were talking about all these loan sharks. one said how 9jah cash ruined him so he got a separate Android phone to wreck all of them. He showed us his phone and if I'm not mistaken he has over 100 loan apps there. He stored fake contacts, no Facebook is on the phone, no WhatsApp, no bank app, just for collecting loans and not paying back.

If these guys had been professional to people, believe me most people would have been paying even though it might be late.

But when you defame someone, then call him back the following day to make payment, how do you expect him to pay after what you did to him. Most loan sharks are running at serious loss that's why they keep opening new apps everyday, cos once debt accumulates on one they'll stop giving out loans on it and divert customers to their other apps.

Also loan sharks are for poor and struggling people. No rich and comfortable person would take a loan of 10k to pay 18k in 7 days. that's foólishness. Only a broke and desperate person who wouldn't blink an eyelid if you choose to defame him would grab such offer. So after all your threats, and he chooses not to pay, who is loosing? It's the company.

Loan shark workers should also learn to stop threatening people, cos most people don't care anymore. People are passing through hell. I receive WhatsApp messages of people from loan sharks on my contact list at least 3-5 times every month. When I call them they'll be like abeg no mind those useless people. No one cares about defamation anymore, and Nigerians are also aware that they're not registered, and the government is after them, so all the threats of we will block your bvn, we'll use police to come and arrest you...etc they see it as wash.

If you borrow your money to a customer, once it's due day, call him greet him, then politely ask him to pay, patience is the key. cos if they choose not to pay there's absolutely nothing you can do after defaming them than to forfeit the money.
Car Talk › Re: Advice On First Car To Buy by FalseProphet1(m): 3:56pm On May 20, 2022
Buy a 2014 Camry, XlE, 4plugs (6plugs consumes too much fuel) and you would never regret it.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Daughter, Katerina Tikhonova Is Dating A Russian Named Igor Zelensky by FalseProphet1(m): 11:46am On May 20, 2022
I see Putin threatening to end their relationship, I see him telling the man to either change his name or forget about his daughter, I see the man changing his name out of fear.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Amaechi To Niger Delegates: I Know The Problem Of Nigeria, I Will Deal With It by FalseProphet1(m): 11:17am On May 20, 2022
Neither Amechi, Osibanjo not Tinubu will emerge as APC presidential candidate.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Zubby Michael Steals A Peek At Nancy Isime's Hips In Her Sexy Outfit by FalseProphet1(m): 11:05am On May 20, 2022
I see Nancy getting pregnant for Zubby Micheal, I see her becoming a baby mama for him cos he's (Zubby) isn't ready for marriage.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Would You Accept This Offer From Obi Cubanna? by FalseProphet1(op): 1:14pm On May 19, 2022
Slynation:
Lol but it will...

This you have seen but refused to say...grin
Thou shall not put words in my mouth
Business › Re: Would You Accept This Offer From Obi Cubanna? by FalseProphet1(op): 1:13pm On May 19, 2022
EmzyT:
Yahoo boy don join online begging Crew grin grin

No be only Mary Flores, na Mary Cement grin cheesy
Lol country hard o grin
Politics › Re: Army Major UJ Undianyede ‘Commits Suicide’ 3 Days To Court-Martial Verdict by FalseProphet1(m):
He still won't escape judgement from the great beyond.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: A 19-Year-old Boy Marries 39 Year-old Lady, pictures by FalseProphet1(m):
I see that boy cheating on her, I see him impregnating a much younger girl.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Policewoman Begs Motorists As Man She Arrested Drives Her To Unknown Location by FalseProphet1(m):
Very useless set of people. You'll just stop a motorist open his door, get in and order him to move the car.

It's like she hasn't come across all thesd stories of ritualist dismembering people's body, I see her begging her superiors to be transferred to the station where she can work behind the desk.

This I have seen.

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