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Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:10pm On Apr 23, 2022
QueenVaji:
Sorry but how are you getting 50g 4 6k...i cant see that plan when i dial same *121#
The offer is based on how often you recharge your line.

It's just like when you want to borrow airtime and you dial *606# MTN can give you a maximum offer of #500 to borrow. Another person can dial the same *606# and have a maximum offer of #6000 to borrow.

It all depends on how often you recharge your line and the amount you recharge with.
Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:37pm On Apr 23, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
na kuku porn you dey use everything watch
Not everyone is a broke porn addict like you.

I mostly use it on Netflix which I subscribe to monthly, YouTube, then stream premier league and champions league games when there's no light, and other personal and work stuff.

So quit masturbation and and get a job, and I can assure you that your brain would be functioning well to know that there are people out there who love comfort and would give anything to have it.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Share Your Drowning Experience by FalseProphet1(m): 4:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
I see people tell lies of events that never happened, I see this thread making the front page.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I am a sexxx addict please help me by FalseProphet1(m): 4:35pm On Apr 23, 2022
The dark forces are one the verge of drowning your soul, you must not allow them succeed.

You will have to submit yourself for serious spiritual flogging, so that the agents of the dark force in your body would be banished forever.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Netflix May Clamp Down On Password Soon: Here's What That Means! by FalseProphet1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 23, 2022
Lol.

And I've been sharing my email and password to 4 girls two of which are my younger sisters so they too can have access to Netflix cos I can't just waste over 4k subscription like that.

If they clamp down on that, I see them loosing subscribers.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Explosion At Abaezi Ohaji-Egbema Illegal Bunkering Site In Imo Kills 100 People by FalseProphet1(m): 2:52pm On Apr 23, 2022
Cutehector:
One by one, all those kpofire sites will be exploding, amen.


Falseprophet1 what do you see?
I see Nigeria running out of males very soon cos all of them would be roasted to death on illegal bunkering sites in the coming months. No thanks to Sapa.

I see Isaiah 4:1 becoming a reality.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: What Is Your Genotype??? by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet my genotype is whatever I declare it to be.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Village Headmaster Returns, Begins Sunday by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06pm On Apr 22, 2022
I see checkmate, tales by moonlight, the rich also cry...etc following suit.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Thugs & Hausa Residents Clash In Osun State, One Person Killed by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigeria is on fire, I see a president from the south east in Aso Rock come 2023, I see him reconciling all the warring tribes together, I see peace returning back to Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:37pm On Apr 22, 2022
sircrabo:
Please, what is the duration for this 50gb ? 1 month ?
Is it the same as *131# subscription packages? I haven't heard of or used *121#
It's different from *131# and yes it's for one month (30 days) It's a bonus code.

Just dial *121# on your MTN phone and press Top deal 4 me. They would bring out an offer based on how often you recharge your line.

If you recharge very often they can give you the 50gb offer. I prefer this offer cos it's cheaper than the *131# and I do a lot of steaming which consumes data so it's very good for me.
Politics › Re: Court Sacks Yakubu Dogara From House Of Reps by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 22, 2022
I see confusion in the camp of APC, I see them loosing power come 2023.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023: Nigeria Needs Those Willing To Serve — Osinbajo by FalseProphet1(m):
Osibanjo has already stated clearly that he will continue from where Buhari (his master) stopped, so unless Nigerias old and young aren't tired of suffering and dying, they can go ahead and vote for him.

Osibanjo has nothing to offer Nigerians aside hiding under the umbrella of being a pastor and big grammar.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari: We're Tackling Challenges That Undermine Businesses, Investment by FalseProphet1(m): 4:52pm On Apr 22, 2022
All buhari has been doing since he assumed office in 2015 is to read prepared speech to Nigerians.

Now he's saying he's tackling challenges that undermine business...I can confidently tell you that Buhari has no idea of what that means.

Price of disel rises daily, no electricity, no security, bad roads, poor infrastructure, multiple taxation by government agencies to business owners...amongst others.

So what exactly is he tackling?

I see Buhari and his entire family reaping all the suffering, pain and wickedness he put Nigerians through.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Professor Yemi Osinbajo On Consultation Tour To Ibadan (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:11pm On Apr 22, 2022
Osibanjo will not succeed Buhari as president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Suspected IPOB Bomb Manufacturer Apprehended In Imo by FalseProphet1(m): 4:01pm On Apr 22, 2022
But they're yet to apprehend the bandits responsible for the kaduna train attack. Nigeria military is only active in the south east.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: One Thing You Always Manage To Buy No Matter How Broke You Are? by FalseProphet1(m):
Olowomi11:
What is the one thing you always manage to buy no matter how broke you are?

Me- Data
Same here.

I do subscribe 50gb for 6k MTN. By dialing *121#

No matter the situation or condition I'm in, once my data finishes, 6k must prophetically appear by fire so that I can prophesy what I have seen.

This I have seen.

Christianity Etc › Re: 'chapter Of Grace' Pastor, Rev Ndjom Beats Wife Brutally - (photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet I can confidently tell you that some of the domestic violence (beatings) you see in marriages are orchestrated by the woman.

Most women don't know when to shut up, they talk and insult and abuse, even if the man leaves the room for them, they'll follow him outside and continue from there.

In most cases the man may just loose it and hit them, then they'll cry victim. Believe me, I've seen this senierio play out severally.

Back to the topic...

I see the pastor severely abused on social media, I see police who beat their wives arresting him, I see him spending some time in detention, I see him gaining his freedom.

I see him back on the altar and telling his members that the devil lost the battle, I see his wife beside him smiling as members bring their fat enveloped tithes, I see him buying Benz and duplex.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Who Knows This Young Lady She's Been Roaming Around Inside Trade Fair by FalseProphet1(m): 3:37pm On Apr 22, 2022
Cutehector:
Falseprophet1 what do you see?
She has been used by ritualists. She would need a prophet (like me) to undo what the evil baba did to her.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Mistakenly Uploaded A Nude!!!!! by FalseProphet1(m): 3:36pm On Apr 22, 2022
Upload the pics of the breast, and I will make the pain of shame disappear from her.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Just Came Back From Prison After She Accused Me Of Rape 8years Ago. by FalseProphet1(m): 8:04am On Apr 20, 2022
Fake story aimed at rubbing the emotional side of Nairalanders so as to extract money from them.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Advice To Single Ladies Approaching 40 by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Nigerian guys hungrily applying on Nairaland, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, to become sperm donors to these evening newspapers, I see them posting colour riot pencil jeans and slippers on their dp with the money they were paid with.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thanks For Your Inputs. I'm Now Working In Gombe by FalseProphet1(m):
I see you finding love in gombe, I see the girl's people asking you to ensure 100 lashes for the horsewhip as proof that you're man enough to marry their daughter.

I see you collapsing after the 20th whip, I see you hospitalized, I see you forgetting about the girl and joining Nairaland redpill gang after your full recovery.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: You Can Have Sex With Your Wife On Her Periods - Prophetess Rose Kelvin To Men by FalseProphet1(m):
This prophetess is in an abusive marriage.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Man Utd Fans Protest Against The Glazer Ownership (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:35pm On Apr 16, 2022
I see Manchester United finishing 4th this season ahead of arsenal and Tottenham, I see ManU lifting the champions league next season.

This I have seen.
Pets › Re: Barren Female Dogs by FalseProphet1(m): 9:30pm On Apr 16, 2022
Your dog committed countless abortions during her youthful days that's why she can't conceive. Try artificial insemination with her and she will take in.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian State TV Declares World War 3 Has Begun (photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:44pm On Apr 16, 2022
I see Russia firing a Nuke at Ukraine, I see the Nuke malfunction and exploding in Moscow, I see millions die, I see Ukraine claiming victory.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Like In Kogi, A Yahaya Bello Presidency Will End Insecurity In Nigeria - BAN by FalseProphet1(m):
Revolution2022:
All of the comment up there have collected brown envelope to become a yeye Bello asslickers.
They're all comments from one person with multiple Nairaland accounts.

This I have seen.
Pets › Re: Share Your Awful Experience With Dogs!!! by FalseProphet1(m):
My own incident happened in 2017. I was going to the church around 5:30am for a morning program.

As I entered the next street two dogs ekuke dogs o! Started barking loudly at me and chasing me. I ran and ran and ran and entered one compound, then they stopped chasing me and left.

The crazy thing is that I usually pass that street during the day, and those ekuke dogs would just be strolling around the street minding their business.

How they suddenly had the strength to attach me that early morning still baffled me.

I see this thread making front page.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Would You Know If A Woman Is Satisfied During Sex..? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:41am On Apr 15, 2022
When she hugs you after you're Done it means she was satisfied.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Was The Interviewee's Answer Wrong? (photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
You're hungry, poor and broke, you manage to get called for in interview after 1000 attempts, yet you go there and display pride.

If you check that guy closely you'll see that it's his babe that's sustaining him, and even gave him money to attend the interview, yet he'll still cheat on her and beat her while displaying silly pride.

Set awon Mr Nwachukwu.

I see him dying of hunger.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: I Go Dye Arrived Benin City In Style For His Sold Out Show On Easter Sunday by FalseProphet1(m):
See soldiers that should be in the north fighting with the bandits, they're here protecting a comedian.

I see Nigeria breaking up by 2023.

This I have seen.

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