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QueenVaji:The offer is based on how often you recharge your line. It's just like when you want to borrow airtime and you dial *606# MTN can give you a maximum offer of #500 to borrow. Another person can dial the same *606# and have a maximum offer of #6000 to borrow. It all depends on how often you recharge your line and the amount you recharge with. |
PrinceofAgoAre:Not everyone is a broke porn addict like you. I mostly use it on Netflix which I subscribe to monthly, YouTube, then stream premier league and champions league games when there's no light, and other personal and work stuff. So quit masturbation and and get a job, and I can assure you that your brain would be functioning well to know that there are people out there who love comfort and would give anything to have it. This I have seen. |
I see people tell lies of events that never happened, I see this thread making the front page. This I have seen. |
The dark forces are one the verge of drowning your soul, you must not allow them succeed. You will have to submit yourself for serious spiritual flogging, so that the agents of the dark force in your body would be banished forever. This I have seen. |
Lol. And I've been sharing my email and password to 4 girls two of which are my younger sisters so they too can have access to Netflix cos I can't just waste over 4k subscription like that. If they clamp down on that, I see them loosing subscribers. This I have seen. |
Cutehector:I see Nigeria running out of males very soon cos all of them would be roasted to death on illegal bunkering sites in the coming months. No thanks to Sapa. I see Isaiah 4:1 becoming a reality. This I have seen. |
As a prophet my genotype is whatever I declare it to be. This I have seen. |
I see checkmate, tales by moonlight, the rich also cry...etc following suit. This I have seen. |
Nigeria is on fire, I see a president from the south east in Aso Rock come 2023, I see him reconciling all the warring tribes together, I see peace returning back to Nigeria. This I have seen. |
sircrabo:It's different from *131# and yes it's for one month (30 days) It's a bonus code. Just dial *121# on your MTN phone and press Top deal 4 me. They would bring out an offer based on how often you recharge your line. If you recharge very often they can give you the 50gb offer. I prefer this offer cos it's cheaper than the *131# and I do a lot of steaming which consumes data so it's very good for me. |
I see confusion in the camp of APC, I see them loosing power come 2023. This I have seen. |
Osibanjo has already stated clearly that he will continue from where Buhari (his master) stopped, so unless Nigerias old and young aren't tired of suffering and dying, they can go ahead and vote for him. Osibanjo has nothing to offer Nigerians aside hiding under the umbrella of being a pastor and big grammar. This I have seen. |
All buhari has been doing since he assumed office in 2015 is to read prepared speech to Nigerians. Now he's saying he's tackling challenges that undermine business...I can confidently tell you that Buhari has no idea of what that means. Price of disel rises daily, no electricity, no security, bad roads, poor infrastructure, multiple taxation by government agencies to business owners...amongst others. So what exactly is he tackling? I see Buhari and his entire family reaping all the suffering, pain and wickedness he put Nigerians through. This I have seen. |
Osibanjo will not succeed Buhari as president of Nigeria. This I have seen. |
But they're yet to apprehend the bandits responsible for the kaduna train attack. Nigeria military is only active in the south east. This I have seen. |
Olowomi11:Same here. I do subscribe 50gb for 6k MTN. By dialing *121# No matter the situation or condition I'm in, once my data finishes, 6k must prophetically appear by fire so that I can prophesy what I have seen. This I have seen.
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As a prophet I can confidently tell you that some of the domestic violence (beatings) you see in marriages are orchestrated by the woman. Most women don't know when to shut up, they talk and insult and abuse, even if the man leaves the room for them, they'll follow him outside and continue from there. In most cases the man may just loose it and hit them, then they'll cry victim. Believe me, I've seen this senierio play out severally. Back to the topic... I see the pastor severely abused on social media, I see police who beat their wives arresting him, I see him spending some time in detention, I see him gaining his freedom. I see him back on the altar and telling his members that the devil lost the battle, I see his wife beside him smiling as members bring their fat enveloped tithes, I see him buying Benz and duplex. This I have seen. |
Cutehector:She has been used by ritualists. She would need a prophet (like me) to undo what the evil baba did to her. This I have seen. |
Upload the pics of the breast, and I will make the pain of shame disappear from her. This I have seen. |
Fake story aimed at rubbing the emotional side of Nairalanders so as to extract money from them. This I have seen. |
I see Nigerian guys hungrily applying on Nairaland, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, to become sperm donors to these evening newspapers, I see them posting colour riot pencil jeans and slippers on their dp with the money they were paid with. This I have seen. |
I see you finding love in gombe, I see the girl's people asking you to ensure 100 lashes for the horsewhip as proof that you're man enough to marry their daughter. I see you collapsing after the 20th whip, I see you hospitalized, I see you forgetting about the girl and joining Nairaland redpill gang after your full recovery. This I have seen. |
This prophetess is in an abusive marriage. This I have seen. |
I see Manchester United finishing 4th this season ahead of arsenal and Tottenham, I see ManU lifting the champions league next season. This I have seen. |
Your dog committed countless abortions during her youthful days that's why she can't conceive. Try artificial insemination with her and she will take in. This I have seen. |
I see Russia firing a Nuke at Ukraine, I see the Nuke malfunction and exploding in Moscow, I see millions die, I see Ukraine claiming victory. This I have seen. |
Revolution2022:They're all comments from one person with multiple Nairaland accounts. This I have seen. |
My own incident happened in 2017. I was going to the church around 5:30am for a morning program. As I entered the next street two dogs ekuke dogs o! Started barking loudly at me and chasing me. I ran and ran and ran and entered one compound, then they stopped chasing me and left. The crazy thing is that I usually pass that street during the day, and those ekuke dogs would just be strolling around the street minding their business. How they suddenly had the strength to attach me that early morning still baffled me. I see this thread making front page. This I have seen. |
When she hugs you after you're Done it means she was satisfied. This I have seen. |
You're hungry, poor and broke, you manage to get called for in interview after 1000 attempts, yet you go there and display pride. If you check that guy closely you'll see that it's his babe that's sustaining him, and even gave him money to attend the interview, yet he'll still cheat on her and beat her while displaying silly pride. Set awon Mr Nwachukwu. I see him dying of hunger. This I have seen. |
See soldiers that should be in the north fighting with the bandits, they're here protecting a comedian. I see Nigeria breaking up by 2023. This I have seen. |
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