₦airaland Forum

Mine are.

Lagos
Ogun
Abia
Ebonyi
Imo
Anambra
Enugu
Delta
Cross River
Edo
Ondo.

I've never been to any northern state for now.

I see this thread making front page.

This I have seen.

He was arrested one day after the shooting.

Meanwhile our police are yet to arrest a single bandit involved in the kaduna train bombing.

Nigeria isn't mature to be referred to as a country.

This I have seen.

I see Nairaland guys camouflaging as single moms and begging for assistance. I see Nairaland members reaching 5 million by June because of the new account this guys will open, I see geninue single mothers being ignored.

This I have seen.

cutecommend:
I must continue avoiding false prophets even when I marry.....

Who ask you?

By 2030 there won't be a single animal left in Nigeria aside mosquitoes cos hungry Nigerians would have eaten them all, even rats that use to help us clean our gutters wouldn't be spared, they would be eaten into extinction.

This I have seen.

Iyaebe:
Check your prophecy again, maybe you didn’t get the perfect message

Don't worry dear, by this time tomorrow, I'll quote you and you'll know that my message was perfect.

This I have seen.

I see you posting with this your username by this time tomorrow. You're going nowhere.

This I have seen.

MeghaneMorgane:
Eternity so near. That’s one of the favourite line they use in preaching

Heaven at last is what they use often.

Sadly most of them won't make heaven.

This I have seen.

The problem is couldn't she confide in someone and tell her problems to?

She was close to Dr Eneche, couldn't she have at least poured out her heart to him?

I mean what kind of religious doctrine would you submit yourself to that someone will literally humiliate, beat, steal...etc from you and you'll stay put with the hope of receiving a crown of Glory in heaven?

I think it's high time pastor's start preaching divorce, so many silly church doctrines has killed many people in the name of avoiding divorce because it's against the church's doctrine.

Many people critized pastor oyakilome when he's marriage crashed years back, but he's back stronger. Who knows if he had endured his marriage if Christ embassy would have still been in existence today.

Ladies and men also, if you feel you're not getting the best out of your marriage, kindly walk out. There's no law in the Bible that says you should endure beating.

Kumuyi has apologized for denying his members the joy of watching television back in the days, this clearly shows that 99% of their church doctrines are personal opinions and not from the Bible.

Jesus made Christianity an open and free fellowship with God. African pastors turned it to slavery with silly rules and regulations which aren't biblical.

I see Mr Nwachukwu bagging a life sentence, I see him dying in jail.

This I have seen.

Indomine generation children will not know who professor peller is.

One of the greatest magicians in Nigeria, he would cut a human being to pieces cover the person with his magical cloak and when he uncovers the person he would be whole again.

He died in 1997 along with fela.

How time flies.

This I have seen.

I'll commune with the spirit and get back to you, it's an early Monday morning and I'm still very busy with my father's work in the church.

This I have seen.

Tinubu will not become the president of Nigeria, he won't even win APC primaries.

This I have seen.

MTN Bank hmmm...

I see them becoming worse than access bank, I see them debiting customers for checking their account balance, I see them debiting customers for checking their MTN call balance, I see them debiting customers for accessing the internet.

I see them debiting those who borrowed money with their MTN lines and threw the lines away thinking they're smart, and those owing them various amount of credit. I see them debiting customers for making international calls and sending international text messages.

I see customers complaining bitterly, I see them leaving the bank.

This I have seen.

If you have the picture of the teacher, bring it to my church and I will assess your story, if it's true, with his picture, we can make him run mad.

This I have seen.

tillaman:
falseprophet1
What does it mean to sipping vodka martini in my dream with my hands in my shorts holding my flaccid schlong

The vodka you were sipping is poison and holding your flaccid JT means the dark force wants to poison and render you impotent.

You will need to come 10 tubers of yam, I keg of palm oil, white Agric fowl, alligator pepper, Dunlop slippers, 6 canes, 1 iron sponge for bathing and 12 candles for spiritual cleansing and serious flogging so that you will be fine.

This I have seen.

People are no longer getting married due to hardship and whóring nature of girls these days.

This I have seen.

Buhari doesn't know the meaning of professionals.

This I have seen.

Easy win for Manchester United.

This I have seen.

Every Nigerian living in Nigeria is already in a zoo, so there's no need visiting one.

A place with no light, no water, no fuel, no disel, no security, no justice, no jobs, no roads...etc. in face calling Nigeria a zoo is an insult to the animals, cos animals have order.

This I have seen.

I see Buhari getting kidnapped after handing over next year, I see the bandits demanding 200billion ransom, I see Aisha refusing to pick his calls for help, I see Buhari trying to borrow money from China as usual, I see them rejecting him.

I see Nigerians telling the bandits not to release him, I see Buhari selling all his 150 cows to raise payment for his ransom.

This I have seen.

Females are scared of being raped, while males are scared of loosing their organs, hence they patronize danfo buses thereby leaving BRT buses empty.

This I have seen.

If will Smith was a Nigerian living in Nigeria with his wife, I would have concluded that she was Bewitched him and probably tied his destiny inside a bottle in Baba's place.

But as an American, with the kind of Fame he has, what is it about Jada that he can't just call it quits?

She's not even beautiful, she doesn't respect him...

Well he'll be fine las las.

This I have seen.

The simple truth is girls from 18-26 don't know what they want. Therefore taking them serious would do you more harm cos they're still in their exploring stage.

This I have seen.

I see him winning for second term.

This I have seen.

Russia is broke, they need money to fund Putin's war with Ukraine.

This I have seen.

I see leke loosing his position in RCCG

This I have seen

Khalifaibb:
in Nigeria it is impossible to create or get help o. If not I could have started riding my okada machine and could have been saving and helping too.
I used to donate but I don't really know even after 2years nobody donate yet. But God is a God of wonder

It's not impossible it's just that scammers will highjack it and abuse the privileges it brings thereby making people conclude you're a scammer.

Davido did it and make over 250m, people could easily contribute because they knew him, if it's a stranger, you'll need a hell of convincing to the general public that you're for real before you'd get a dime.

This I have seen.

3 Signs of a Jobless Babe

1. Who go Sub for me

2. I'm bored who will take me out

3. Somebody should ask for my acc details

I see the mods deleting this thread.

This I have seen.

I see that of buhari following suit along with all those that are directly or indirectly involved in the bloodshed going on in the country.

This I have seen.

Use ajino motor and the aronma of your rice would reach the heavens.

This I have seen.