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 Romance › Re: Advice To This Generation(don't Over Play Your Part In Anyone Life) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
Simp will still be simps. No matter the kind of advice you give to them, if they haven't sold out themselves to slavery just to impress one community property, their blood wouldn't rest. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Only Women Getting Possesed In Crusades by FalseProphet1(m): 2:15pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna:As a prophet I would tell you first hand that your own has finish. You go suffer eh! That girl is a marine agent and she has taken your semen to her kingdom, kindly send me a DM with one goat so we can book your spiritual cleansing. If not, life would be hard for you. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: New Naira: IMF Advises CBN To Extend February 10 Deadline by FalseProphet1(m): 1:51pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
I see CBN extending the deadline. This I have seen. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Business › Re: POS Operator, Malam Umar, Honoured In Warri For Charging ₦200 For ₦5K by FalseProphet1(m): 1:45pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
I knew it's going to be an aboki. They're nice people. This I have seen. 88 Likes 4 Shares |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: New Zealand: Police Seize Cocaine Enough To Supply The Country For 30 Yrs by FalseProphet1(m): 12:51pm On Feb 08, 2023 |
I see a brutal cartel war in the coming weeks. This I have seen. 7 Likes |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Most Educated Countries In The World - 2023 (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:11am On Feb 08, 2023 |
No single African country is on that list. All we know how to do is to hate each other, vote and defend corrupt politicians who would loot us dry, kill each other, carry religion on our heads like firewood, and struggle to go to oyibo man's land so as to be counted as those who have made it in life, even though it's plates we're washing over there. Africa needs help. This I have seen. 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: How To Differentiate A Fake Transfer From An Original One by FalseProphet1(m): 10:58am On Feb 08, 2023 |
Most Nigerians are criminally minded. Know this and have peace. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:41am On Feb 08, 2023 |
A real man will marry a second wife to support the first wife. Women are not slaves 😁 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: I Go Crazy When I See Men In This Outfit (photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:00pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Persephone1:I see you getting married to a pot belly Nigerian man. This I have seen. 26 Likes |
| Family › Re: Generator.. Generator... Generator.... by FalseProphet1(m): 5:04pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Come and sow it as seed to my ministry and God would replenish you bountifully. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi And Yusuf Datti Live At The Palace Of Maimartaba Sarkin Of Ilorin. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
Our incoming president. This I have seen. 20 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 2023: Fresh Nextier Poll Projects Peter Obi’s Victory by FalseProphet1(m): 4:41pm On Feb 06, 2023*. Modified: 5:02pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
In a couple of days I see Peter Obi winning the presidential election. I see so much celebration in Nigeria. This I have seen. 24 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Waiting For Dangote Refinery Before Removing Subsidy — Reps by FalseProphet1(m): 12:27pm On Feb 06, 2023*. Modified: 4:19pm On Feb 06, 2023 |
I see dangote exploiting Nigerians once he's refinery is completed, I see fuel selling for over N200 per liter, I see people complaining, I see dangote exporting the fuel to neighboring African countries and selling to them at N80 per liter. This I have seen. 68 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:42am On Feb 06, 2023 |
When a man pay bills it's normal. When a woman pays her bills she's a Queen of the jungle, independent, strong woman, wakanda forever, terminator, Rich Aunt, goal-driven, Why  5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:31am On Feb 06, 2023 |
Every pothole starts small, after being ran over by many different cars, it GROWS. Now the cars starts avoiding the pothole. This post has nothing to do with potholes and cars. Only legends would understand. 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: CBN Should Ensure The Availability Of New Naira Notes To Nigerians - Peter Obi by FalseProphet1(m): 8:18am On Feb 06, 2023 |
This policy is good, is just that greedy bank managers and POS operators have highjacked it. This I have seen. 24 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Wike: Don’t Vote Anybody Supporting Currency Redesign (video by FalseProphet1(m): 7:59am On Feb 06, 2023 |
I see wike becoming irrelevant after February elections. This I have seen. 71 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:53am On Feb 06, 2023 |
Dating a jehovah witness is pure gold, No birthday, No valentine, No christmas. You will only buy her Umbrella and Sandals. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:05pm On Feb 05, 2023 |
And somehow, POS operators will go to church today and lift up greedy hands in worship 🙄🙄🙄 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:15am On Feb 05, 2023 |
Guys that allow their women to have male besties really have courage. My woman is not even permitted to have a brother. 10 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 5,060 APC Members Defect To PDP In Bauchi by FalseProphet1(m): 9:04am On Feb 05, 2023 |
The north would always be the north. I don't know why yourbas have refused to learn. See Awolowo, then Abiola now Tinubu...they keep seeing Igbos as their enemies when the north keeps betraying them over and over again. This I have seen. 45 Likes 10 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ogun For Washing His Clothes Instead Of Giving Him Food by FalseProphet1(m): 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
The average Nigerian is a violent wild beast. Know this and have peace. This I have seen. 6 Likes |
| Politics › Re: NBC Fines Arise TV, TVC N2m Over Breach Of Broadcasting Code by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Feb 03, 2023*. Modified: 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
I have no prophecy on this matter, kindly bear with me. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Food › Re: Garri: The Most Underrated Food In Nigeria. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Very soon garri would be served in weddings. This I have seen. 18 Likes |
| Food › Re: How To Stir Fry Potatoes And Veggies, So Crispy And Yummy (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:32pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Yummy. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
How do people have bad breath and not know. Honestly some people are just dirty. Likewise girls having a smelling pússy and waiting for a guy to call their attention to it before know that they smell down there. If you want to be with someone, the first thing you must work on is yourself. Ask your male friends if your mouth smells they would tell you, keep yourself clean. Brush well, bath well. Even me as a prophet before any counselling, I lick Tom Tom just so that I can have fresh breath. This I have seen. 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi Arrive Ebonyi State For His Presidential Rally (Videos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:41pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Over 1 million votes here in Ebonyi state is guaranteed for Peter Obi. This I have seen. 205 Likes 16 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: Atiku Is Nigeria's Number One Public Enemy - Tinubu Campaign by FalseProphet1(m): 4:40pm On Feb 03, 2023*. Modified: 5:00pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Tinubu has nothing to offer Nigerians. This I have seen. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: Lady Feels Pity For Poor Nigerians After Entering Okada For The 1st Time (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:39pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Women and fake life. From fake accent, to fake hair, to fake eyelashes, to fake skin colour, to fake lifestyle. This is why men see them as trash. This I have seen. 307 Likes 27 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Niger Delta Ex-militants Endorse Peter Obi For President by FalseProphet1(m): 9:13am On Feb 03, 2023*. Modified: 12:06pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
I said it yesterday, how does Tinubu want to win. The whole SE and SS would vote Peter Obi. The core North would vote Atiku and Kwankwaso, the NC would be shared by all the candidates. So how does Tinubu want to win. Even his SW he wouldn't even have bloc votes there. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 3:20pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
Not every valentine's day requires shopping, shawarma or pizza oh. Surprise her with sewing machine she must learn hand work. 9 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:45pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
La Valentine la come La girlfriend la go to boyfriend La boyfriend la buy her rose flowers La Valentine's card La girlfriend la Awwwwn La girlfriend la wear red gown La boyfriend la hug her La girlfriend la hug him La girlfriend la blush La boyfriend la carry La girlfriend la go shoprite La girlfriend la chop sharwama la meat bread la lick la cold stone ice cream La boyfriend la smile La girlfriend la boyfriend la go to hotel La boyfriend la drink la Tramadol La girlfriend la go to the bathroom la take her bath La girlfriend la finish bathing La girlfriend La tie towel La smile la roasted goat La boyfriend la girlfriend la lie down for bed La boyfriend la girlfriend do mummy and daddy fight La boyfriend la vibrate like Nokia torch La boyfriend la girlfriend la hold each other la sleep La day la break La girlfriend la go La next month la girlfriend la miss her monthly visitor La girlfriend la recharge la phone la call la boyfriend La boyfriend la pick la hello bby La girlfriend la soba La boyfriend la ask la problem La girlfriend la say la bby I'm pregnant La boyfriend la shock La boyfriend la ask for who La girlfriend la say for you La boyfriend la cut the call la block la girlfriend la number La boyfriend la run away La girlfriend la go to boyfriend's house La neighbors la tell la girlfriend la boyfriend la park out La girlfriend la faint La neighbors la carry la girlfriend la hospital La girlfriend la recover La girlfriend la stop school La girlfriend la sell pepper La market La November la reach La labor la start La girlfriend la go to the hospital la born la bby la come La girlfriend la single mother LA story la finish LA gals la wise up La 2023 no funny. La this I have seen. 13 Likes |
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