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Celebrities › Re: Fela Kuti's Meeting With Chinua Achebe (Throwback Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:47pm On Feb 20, 2023
After this election, I see Igbos and yourbas becoming one as before.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: A Question To The Married Ladies by FalseProphet1(m): 8:51am On Feb 20, 2023
LadyRosa2:
Yes we do!
Almost all the time.

And yes! Many of the men are very well to do.They don't give a -4ck even if our husband is rich as well.



You have your answer.
Stop trying to feel special, only useless, irresponsible and chronic womanizers run after married women, and all they're after is your vagina. Once they've had it to their fill, they'll move on to the next married woman.

If you have such men flocking around you, it's not something you should be proud of. Infact I'll suggest spiritual cleansing cos you definitely have a spiritual problem.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Come And See O by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40am On Feb 20, 2023
I Prophesy data into your phone right now... receive it by fire. You can now check your phone and confirm the data, and remember to pay your tithes. I don't accept old notes you can make transfers.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Dear Men Please Explain To Us Why Ladies Who Are Responsible, Hardworking. by FalseProphet1(m): 12:09am On Feb 20, 2023
LadyRosa2:
They are still alive and kicking.
Why didn't they marry you?
Romance › Re: Ladies Dislike To Mary A Clergy .why Is That So..? by FalseProphet1(m):
Persephone1:
No be everybody like Mummy GO or Pastor's wife title plus the responsibilities attached with these titles grin

I can't blame them. Tell you cousin to pray more, I'm certain God will provide him someone
I'm a clergyman a very rich one, come and marry me and become mummy GO. And we shall both cruise on my private jet.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Suggest A Running Mate For Datti Baba Ahmed After Obi 8 Years by FalseProphet1(m): 5:54pm On Feb 17, 2023
I suggest my humble self.
Romance › Re: Thanks by FalseProphet1(m): 5:50pm On Feb 17, 2023
If you continue with that relationship, I see her cheating on you with those guys.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: We Did Not Authorise Commercial Banks To Collect Old ₦500, ₦1000 Notes - CBN by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2023
Ishilove:
Your visions and prophecy is very false
Wait and see... many of my prophesies this year have already come to pass. Go and verify.
Business › Re: We Did Not Authorise Commercial Banks To Collect Old ₦500, ₦1000 Notes - CBN by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39pm On Feb 17, 2023
Ishilove:
Emmm, but my bank has sent me a mail saying I can deposit my old notes. Does it mean my bank does not verify their information? 🤔
Nairaland uncivilized mods like moving unverified news to the home page, I see the government shutting down this site very soon.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:14pm On Feb 17, 2023
pocohantas:
Hahahahaha. Truly you are in the mood to look for trouble. I feel the same way. That is why I looked towards Cambodia.
Have you found yet, I have a member from that country, I could link you up with for a token.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ogun Govt to Revoke CofO Of Any Commercial Outlet Rejecting Old Naira Notes by FalseProphet1(m):
He can't do anything.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: How Much Is Electricity In Your Area by FalseProphet1(m):
I see electricity reaching N1,000 per kw. I see Nigerians still defending APC, I see darkness everywhere.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: CBN Orders Banks To Collect Old ₦‎500, ₦‎1,000 Notes by FalseProphet1(m):
I see sanity returning back to Nigeria once Peter Obi wins.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Visa Rejection: What To Do When Your Application Is Denied? by FalseProphet1(m):
I'll be going to Canada next month for a crusade, my Visa has already been approved. No one denies a prophet visa.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: In A Relationship, What Statement Hurts You Most During An Argument? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:22pm On Feb 17, 2023
As a prophet women are always scared do get into arguments with me, because they know what I'm capable of doing.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Youths Hold "Endurance Walk" For Tinubu In Owerri (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:14pm On Feb 17, 2023
This doesn't change anything. I see Peter Obi having over 2m votes in imo state.

This I have seen.
Car Talk › Re: Squeaky Noise From Engine Belt Area In Toyota Camry 2013 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:13pm On Feb 17, 2023
Pour anointing oyel on it and everything would be fine.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Naira Redesign: Parasitic APC Elites Now At War With Buhari – Shehu Sani by FalseProphet1(m):
Any house divided against itself cannot stand. Therefore APC would scatter.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Datti Baba-Ahmed Visits The Palace Of Obi Of Onitsha (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25pm On Feb 16, 2023
Our incoming vice president.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: I Will Respect Rule Of Law If Elected – Peter Obi by FalseProphet1(m): 6:18pm On Feb 16, 2023
I see Nigeria rubbing shoulders with the likes of Russia and China when Peter Obi wins, I see Nigeria lunching astronauts to the space, I see Nigeria becoming a world power.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures From Peter Obi's Campaign In Owerri, Imo State Today by FalseProphet1(m): 6:17pm On Feb 16, 2023
Our incoming president.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: She Said Yes To Me! by FalseProphet1(m): 5:48pm On Feb 16, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Eh, no problem. Go find your babe. I'll just stay here looking pretty while waiting for your wealth to increase.

I want a yacht proposal. Why is it a dream when I know you can afford it if you put your mind to it? Why do I have to give up my number one spot in your list of potential dates just because I want a spectacular proposal?
I have canoe, but it has small problem one side is leaking, you can come this night and I will propose to you there, but you would have to do fast and say yes so that it will not sink because it's leaking. Once you say yes I'll carry you to iya kamoru to buy beans and bread to celebrate our love.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United Europa League (2 - 2) On 16th February 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 1:46pm On Feb 16, 2023
I see Manchester United scaling through to the next round at the expense of Barcelona.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:24pm On Feb 16, 2023
After BUHARI Tenure, we suppose get like 5 weeks holiday. Make everybody go rest small.

E no easy 😔
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:23pm On Feb 16, 2023
Deep inside you, you want a husband and a home. But you spend all your time insulting men on social media isorite
Romance › Re: Why Men Must Minimize Female Friendships. Very Important. by FalseProphet1(m): 8:00pm On Feb 15, 2023
Nigerian men would not listen. The number of simps in Nigeria is greater than the entire population of Ghana.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Will Help Her Out? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:43pm On Feb 15, 2023
Phimzy:
I've a female friend in dire need of money to relocate elsewhere, I'm equally broke I can't help her.

What do you think a female can do to get money quickly?

P:S -- Avoid this thread like a plague, if you'll mention hookup. Thanks.
I have a vigil in my church on Friday, if she has good voice she can come and sing, I'll pay her 10k as the lead singer.
Romance › Re: "You Have A Bad Character" Man Tells His Girlfriend To Leave His Lagos Home (vid by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Feb 15, 2023
From the look of things it's very clear even to non Prophets that the girl in question is in charge of that relationship. The guy is the kind of person that would abuse his mom, sister, brothers, friends over a girl. He's clearly a simp.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Thought? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2023
Persephone1:
😂😂😂😂 You should have"seen" this can only be a dream 🤣
A married member gave me a car for Val yesterday. I want to give it to you because I have more than enough and I feel you should have a 4 wheel. You are old enough
Romance › Re: Thought? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:44pm On Feb 15, 2023
Red02:
Only to discover the person behind the moniker is not a female grin
I would invoke madness on him. How can you decieve a prophet and expect to go Scott free.
Romance › Re: Thought? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 15, 2023
Persephone1:
You need new cornea implant grin grin
I need you to come over to my place.
Romance › Re: Thought? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:12pm On Feb 15, 2023
Persephone1:
You need an eyedrop grin
Ok...I see you getting pregnant for me.

This I have seen.

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