₦airaland Forum

CoinMegaTrend:
A country's leadership who doesn't want her citizens to be free from slavery will always give reasons to block the citizens way of survival. While there could be manipulation on Binance regarding sell of Naira, but those who sat and made the decision, did they study how P2P work and think of a better modality that could have been used apart from haulting Binance service of NGN P2P.

The good thing is traders and Crypto earners will find solution by using other exchanges like Bitget. One thing I won't advice anyone to do is to try selling on telegram. That's too risky. All sellers and buyers can use those centralized Exchanges that still operate in our country.

Dem never see anything... A serious business like Binance and business-minded cryptolites will improvise to better solutions to solve their problems but will our leaders improvise to better solutions to alleviate the problems of the country... I hope our leaders succeed at the moment than become a laughing stock afterwards!! The WORLD IS WATCHING!!

GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!!

Afonja2000:
This my female colleague at work received a call from a female Police officer by name officer angel.

She informed her that her husband brought a complaint against her to the station and as a result her presence is required at the station.

It was when she got home tonight that the police Invitation was handed to her by a co-tenant.

Right now, she is contemplating if she should honor the invitation or not as she is not sure if the Nigerian police can be trusted.

From what I could gather concerning her and her husband is that they have been married for less than two years. The foundation of the marriage was built on lies. The husband pretended to be what he wasn't during their courtship, which unfortunately lasted less than three months.

My colleague for reasons I'm yet to understand failed to make all the necessary enquiry concerning the man she was getting married to.

The man has been married before in which the first wife died as a result of maltreatment from the man and his family members especially from his mother and his elder sisters.

My colleague saw a completely different man from what she thought that she got married to in less than a month after their white wedding.
She was always treated like a slave by her mother in law and two of her daughters with broken marriages.

The husband always accused her of having extra marital affairs with no tangible evidence to back it up and usually have her locked out of their rented apartment.

This is actually the first time she stood up to her husband and the next thing he did was to report her to the police.

She should not go but report to the man's family immediately. Let the man's father go to the station instead. Alternatively if she must go, let her go in the company of both family members, her husband and hers.

savenaijatoday:
How much is 100 dollar akpu in naira? Can you stop fooling yaself?

You are missing the point here. There's no need to be sarcastic about it.

If England that imports Akpu sells for 1£, then Nigeria that grows and cultivates should sell to its citizens for a far lower price. But what do we have instead.

Thevideoguy:
https://reportafrique.com/entertainment/malia-obama-adopts-new-name-launches-her-first-movie/

Her father already made a name for himself and family. However, she wants to be recognized and respected in the industry based on her work and not on her connection to her father.

I believe it's just a work name. I bet if you didn't know she was an Obama, you will appreciate her work more and applaud her.

Obiedun:
Obi has nothing good to offer anyone. Obi is empty. An over hyped politician. A bigot for that matter

Success is measured by achievement. Can u list your verifiable achievement let's compare.

Tap0lane:
This is for Igbos claiming Lagos was developed because it was FCT. Lagos as proven it can beta develop itself without any support of the FG na refugee FG de carry enter Lagos.

Here we go again... Must u? I bet you are drooling right now waiting for responses. Enjoy!!

VeryWickedMan:
Tinubu's legacy.

I hope she's still eating this and will feed on it till he leaves office.

Rrchrd:
December i posted here when i lost a job
Now after January 21days Fasting & Prayers,
God shows up surprisingly I was called back to resumed first of this month which I've already started.
It was God marvelous bc nobody ever sacked there has ever been called back.
Even as it isn't a big time job I gives God thanks & keep praying for upliftment.

So never say God doesn't answer prayers & don't relent, just keep praying & believed it will happen.

Praise God... He never fails.

Yamleg:
Please my libido is dead. How do I revive it?
Thanks all.

Stick an electrical wire into it.... The revival will be over your expectations.

NigerianEagle:
The crypto stablecoin USDT is not the same as US$.

This is a warning to those who are rushing to convert their life savings and wealth from Naira to USDT that they are taking a big risk.

The organisation which manages USDT claims that each unit of USDT is backed by an actual deposit of $1 in a bank but they have never been able to prove this.

There is no audit report or independent verification of this, the only document they have is an attestation.

There is a possibility of a stablecoin crashing and it has happened before.

If the USDT sufferers a serious depeg and crashes you will loose all the money you have there.

Go and read up about Do Kwon and his stablecoin UST which crashed and rendered thousands of people bankrupt.

Stop putting unnecessary pressure on the Naira by rushing to Binanc and other crypto exchanges to convert your money to USDT which is not even a legal tender in any country of the world!

Are you aware that this is what is used to measure BTC and every other coin in the crypto space that is discussed all over the world. This your opinion is same one that people have about the cryptocurrency that people's wealth could disappear and that it's not same with physical money. There are still very strong critics of BTC and doing their best more now than ever to discredit crypto space and you can't talk crypto without the USDT as this is yardstick to measure your crypto value based on it's peg with the USD. However look around you.... The world has left you behind. It's going digital and instead of fighting the change, institutions are being created or put in place to effect some form of policies and regulations to meet with these digital changes. This proves to you that CHANGE IS INEVITABLE. We can not hide from it and we can not run from it and we can not resist it either. If you persist you will become obsolete.

Hence, BTC ETF became a success and gradually making a name even on Wall Street and this is not a Nigerian Effect.

Nigeria's problem did not start today and if we must revive the economy we must call a round table and tell ourselves the simple truth however look round you again... Who is ready to say the truth. The VIP according to Fela " Vaga****ds in Power" will never do that. Rather what do we have - fill the words yourself and add with impunity to each word you come up with. From then till now, na who Dem expose we see o.

As a human being, when you borrow excessive ly, without boosting your income avenues to repay and stop the borrowing.... How do you expect to meet up over time. Instead, you flex and share with your guys, even the ones we generate from NNPC, etc is syphoned to people's pockets. All na hard currency.

Now, you ignorantly continue to borrow in foreign currency with an increasing margin in exchange rate to yours and still go ahead to devalue yours to woe investors
without developing your country, creating jobs, revive your economy and boost production.etc. This is the bullet that our government have shot themselves without knowing and gradually we are beginning to feel the wound now. Everybody from head to toe. If you are rich and say it's a lie... then you don't know what hunger breeds.

Nigeria's debt is killing the Naira in the face of a failing economy.

No other country owes more than America or western world but is their economy working... You know the answer otherwise, we for no dey japa go yanki.

If the Naira must stand... The President must go after the people that have looted us blind!!!

They stole in BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!! And they are STILL STEALING EVERYDAY


Adage: If you hold a yam at the bottom to roast... After a time, you will turn it's bottom to roast as well. The country has been roasted on one end for a long time and now, the roast is about to start from another end.

@ FG, Quench the fire now and recover our stolen wealth

LandMann:
A vision of crisis/war and widespread civil unrest and criminal activities in Nigeria just flashed through my eyes.

The forex crisis we're experiencing now is just the beginning. Inflation has gone out of control. Indomie Super Pack just moved to N500 each from N120 as of February last year. Every normal and ordinary Nigerian has lost total confidence in government in Nigeria at all levels.

Watch out and arm yourselves in readiness for the complete breakdown of law and order. Economic war has been declared on the North by Tinubu through attacking Dangote and BDC operations. They know this and they're ready to do everything to sabotage the economy and country till Tinubu is forced out of office.

Prepare yourselves folks. Arm yourselves with whatever you can. Learn to shoot and teach your young men to shoot. Get cutlasses and mobilize trusted youths in your environment to prepare and join forces with you.


All the criminal elements in the country are waiting to unleash mayhem once the whistle is blown.

Tinubu is a disaster that should never have happened to Nigeria

HAVE YOU WITNESSED OR SURVIVED A WAR BEFORE? OTHERWISE PRAY THAT YOU ONE NEVER HAPPENS AROUND YOU.... let it also flash through your mind what war is and it's aftermath.

descarado:
Who told you old generation husbands doesn't test before marriage?
Unless you mean before the civil war.

Mgbeke ... You always like to point and lick fingers.

ShoeGetSize:
99.9% of money laundering in Nigeria happens through the manual looting and diversion of government resources and funds by politicians. This has been going on since 1960, long before the creator of Binance was even born.

The demographic which will be hurt the most by a proscription of Binance are the intelligent and tech savvy young people who make an honest and respectable living on the platform.

Meanwhile the rotten and degenerate old men in politics will continue to pilfer billions of dollars and euros and nothing will happen to them.

Pls tell him to stfkup if he has nothing reasonable to say. So na P2P weh just start yesterday cause the naira to fall since 1960. When your FG was devaluing the naira consecutively in different dispensation just to woo investors, you lost your voice abi. Will American do same to woo russian investors or German investors... Anu mpama!!

This last one came in and removed subsidy without checking the board for cause and effects... Government is not Chess baby.

Every decision comes with a consequence, you decide the side it falls on if you make an ignorant one or wise one.

Anyways, continue the blaming, someone said basket mouth, today na Binance P2P, tomorrow they will blame Burna, Wizzy, Tiwa and everyone who gets paid in dollars. They should be paid in Naira instead.

DatNiggaDaz:


Pictures speak more than balablue rantings, rascality and hypocrisy

Where are all this people in these pictures today. Have they suddenly had stroke or lost their voice and sense of reasoning.

Etosha:
I always know that leadership isn't as simple as office seekers always paints it. I believe he's in shock now after realizing how difficult the office is. Even Atiku or Obi wouldn't have fared better.

Office seekers are different from power seekers. Power seekers don't know what to do with the power when they eventually get it.

No leader should give an excuse for suffering in his country cos the works of his hand will defend him even if the previous administration was a bad one. But in the case, it has been one policy summersault to another , yet everything is pointing to the stone ages.

It's expected that as a President, you already have a blue print of what you need to do to hit the ground running having been a governor and familiar with the reality, mediocrity and terrain of government.
You are expected to FIX IT!!... Period!! That's why people voted and that's what they expect.

Let the people be the judge of your work against the suffering that is inherited. You can't be the FG and the masses. The masses can't be crying due to suffering and the FG is also crying that it's not their fault. Who will console the other and lift the cause of the cry!!

Desperate situations require desperate measures to lift the people's suffering and prevent anarchy due to what's going on now. Do not forget that a hungry man is an angry man and could be a devil's workshop.. What about a hungry people and the devil is currently running vacancies.

A stitch in time saves NINE... Now I see what it really meant.

press9jatv:
It’s very hard right now to find a guy who doesn’t smoke — Nigerian lady laments



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUortsJC6ac?si=7TqkSGP9HH_atiVb

Lies.. I don't smoke. So do my friends of over 20 yrs. - we dey ball together and brothers too

Caaz:


How about you interprete this.
By the way,you haven't insulted Nigerian women for the past 4 days..just a subtle reminder.

Very creative!!!

press9jatv:
She’s asking for help from Nigerians 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

Can you imagine... The same Nigerians that she's not attracted to is same people she is asking for help. Now as she dey ask me... Na who make I ask.

Benellah:
Give them a couple's name

NusBrown!!

Really... Can this work for a married man with Children on salary of 80K in this time. Don't forget school, welfare and rent.

You really need to improvise your 8 ways o. I believe more people are interested.

NextAbuja:
Kenneth Ugwu

So inside all the names mentioned you decided to flag this so you can start your traibalizm as usual. It's people like you that fan flames of war on Nigeria and causing disruption everywhere you come into. You should not be allowed on Nairaland irrespective of your monicker.

@Nairaland mods, if truly, you are called to service, the unity of our country is non negotiable and should not be toiled with by unreasonable and insensitive people who hide behind phone keypads to fan flames of tribalizm and hatred through your platform. They should be banned without hesitation. They are a threat to the small peace, tolerance and patience we are trying to manage.

immortalcrown:
He used frog voice to get himself among the top 3 musicians in West Africa. He doesn't have a melodious voice. He was not and is still not a good song composer. But he is topping the music industry today. You can doubt my claim about him in football until it happens.

Bro... Let's tell the truth, the guy got some hits, don't lie and I know say you vibe am too. I just no understand wetin u come dey Yan for here.

It's Friday night mehn, take booz leave talk. Nigeria has enough make we shayo

immortalcrown:
Money can do what seems impossible.

Davido dropped out of school and returned to Nigeria. His wealthy father paid Babcock to start a music department because of one boy (Davido).

His father spent more than ₦10m to promote his Molowo song. Money was being used to push him until he learnt music and does it well as if it is his talent. Excess money can make you excell in what you ordinarily can't attempt.

Why did I say this? If he decides to become a footballer today, he will make a name in it within 5 years because he and his father have enough money and know how to use it to get most of the things they want.

Jagons, will he use money to score goals or play defence or attacking mid-field.... Dey play.

After Dem bench his ass for the rest of his contract, his brains will reset.

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/terrorists-invade-mosque-kill-three-abduct-several-others-in-katsina/

Is Peter Obi the cause of this too. Is dollar the cause of this too or is it food price. Insecurity is eating deeper into our country than canker worms.

instead of setting our priorities right to reduce such reoccurrences and conquer this impending hunger bomb from exploding...

Is the FG in Nigeria, do they know what Nigerians are going through as of today. Please stop all the promises and work the talk while you still have the time.

People are hungry and angry and getting frustrated.

A stomach without food carries a head that has no time to reason.

Built2last:
That's almost 10 billion naira in one person's pocket.

Who is Abubakar Jibrin that collected the Money, who sent him and who did he take the money to. Has the man been arrested?

A lot happened under Buhari the supposed man many thought will fight Corruption

Imagine for a second how rich many in Buhari's circles became during his infamous 110 days abroad. They would have looted us dry.

If Tinubu wants to recover the money to fund the 2024 budget. Go after Abubakar Mallami. That guy has our foreign debt repayment in his pocket. He manipulated Emefiele and the EFCC chairman a great deal and boasted about it.

Investigate and prosecute the closest 10 people to Buhari and you will recover our 2024 budget and money to repay our foreign debt.

Let's hope APC is not wasting our time with all these investigation. If they wont all be fished out, charged and sent to jail. Stop now

Despite all this, some morons will spring up and tell us that the dollar is rising because we don't buy Nigerian made goods. Just imagine the quantity of dollars flying and exchanging hands on the basis of a forged FG DOCUMENT - haba!!! This is too much

Politicians spent money in foreign currency during the primaries and elections and There are still looted funds in hard currency and not to talk of the ones that were repatriated and diverted to no visible infrastructure. Now the naira is taking the heat from left, right and center.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

No pictures na breeze you wan sell abi you thief and fear the owner might recognize it.

Finished1:
So yesterday I went to a brothel and I had unprotected sex with a full blown sex worker. After everything I told her I was scared about what happened, she then told me that she did a routine test last December.

She showed me the paperwork and I confirmed. However, this morning something inside me told me that the lady might have fabricated the documents she showed me. So I then called her this morning to come over so we can all be tested In a clinic that we don't have any connection too ( so the results wouldn't be suspicious)

Now, I tried calling her and her phone is switched off. I'm terrified guys. What do I do? I don't want to get STDs or hiv etc. 💔

Doctors, please I need ur advice please.

Insults are also welcome cuz I have been a fool. 💔

Ps: I'd rather kill myself than let my parents know that I contacted hiv or any dreadful
disease 💔💔

Update: I just spoke to her and she said I can come and do a confirmation again. She also said I'm making her feel bad about her self.

Just imagine... See the energy you are exerting now that is capable of making 10Million a reality in 2 days in your life, but no... Na the aftermath of your raw ignorance on sex you dey waste am on. Anyways, you cant see anything now, give it 7days... If she has any sti like ghono, sifilix, chlamandya (hope I got the spelling) etc... e go show depending on your body system sensitivity. And if she has the real deal, bro... Your case don enter one chance o.

VeryWickedMan:
Henceforth, anybody addressing me as Nigerian will be harmed.

Conversing with me in pidgin will attract a curse.

I want nothing to do with Nigerians from today.

God punish Nigeria.

Thunder fire Nigeria now and forever more.

All previous documents are officially rendered invalid.

I hate Nigeria DIE.

Deport me from this useless country.

You can not run away now. We will not allow you pass. We shall enjoy the greatness together.

Life is not often greener on the other side.

Send your aza to Ochuko, make him credit 10K for today chops.

Ttalk:
It seems you only have big priik and tiny brain

Seems he has stuffed it in your brain that's why you are thinking of it

christejames:
This is terrible...




It's obvious this kidnapping is arranged by an insider. They should be ruthlessly dealt with.

If you look well... This is always what happens. Like they say a fruit does not fall far from it's tree - there's always the inside.

Sonnobax15:
Good evening my fellow Nairalanders....Hope y'all are currently enjoying the economic shege we've been plunged into? . Any ways, that's a story for another day....

So this morning,I woke up,hoping to kick start my daily hustle with my tricycle (popularly known as keke), only for me to get there and discover that it was having an ignition fault............Well,then I thought I could just apply the little engineering knowledge I learnt while in school on it, but all my efforts were to no avail.

A neighbor of mine who was passing by who saw how I was struggling with it approached me......He asked me what the fault was.....So after I told him........The next thing I heard him say was--"you sure say you no go carry this your keke go meet my pastor so?

Omoh,tho I tried to be calm but I was forced to reply him with a question--"That your pastor sabi repair keke?". . Immediately I asked him that question,he turned his back and walked away............

But omoh, why are Nigerians so over religious like this? Must we accrue every single problem that can easily be solved by mankind to God? The thing just tire me I swear....

After reading what you wrote here.... If it's true and not cruise, I see you in higher places. Where you are now is a stepping stone as God will use the foolish things of these world to put to shame the wise. You are a city set on hill that can not be hidden. Be patient and labour in dedication and passion... Your miracle is on the way!!. You are blessed in Jesus name.

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