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NextAbuja:
Kenneth Ugwu

So inside all the names mentioned you decided to flag this so you can start your traibalizm as usual. It's people like you that fan flames of war on Nigeria and causing disruption everywhere you come into. You should not be allowed on Nairaland irrespective of your monicker.

@Nairaland mods, if truly, you are called to service, the unity of our country is non negotiable and should not be toiled with by unreasonable and insensitive people who hide behind phone keypads to fan flames of tribalizm and hatred through your platform. They should be banned without hesitation. They are a threat to the small peace, tolerance and patience we are trying to manage.

immortalcrown:
He used frog voice to get himself among the top 3 musicians in West Africa. He doesn't have a melodious voice. He was not and is still not a good song composer. But he is topping the music industry today. You can doubt my claim about him in football until it happens.

Bro... Let's tell the truth, the guy got some hits, don't lie and I know say you vibe am too. I just no understand wetin u come dey Yan for here.

It's Friday night mehn, take booz leave talk. Nigeria has enough make we shayo

immortalcrown:
Money can do what seems impossible.

Davido dropped out of school and returned to Nigeria. His wealthy father paid Babcock to start a music department because of one boy (Davido).

His father spent more than ₦10m to promote his Molowo song. Money was being used to push him until he learnt music and does it well as if it is his talent. Excess money can make you excell in what you ordinarily can't attempt.

Why did I say this? If he decides to become a footballer today, he will make a name in it within 5 years because he and his father have enough money and know how to use it to get most of the things they want.

Jagons, will he use money to score goals or play defence or attacking mid-field.... Dey play.

After Dem bench his ass for the rest of his contract, his brains will reset.

Omooba77:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/terrorists-invade-mosque-kill-three-abduct-several-others-in-katsina/

Is Peter Obi the cause of this too. Is dollar the cause of this too or is it food price. Insecurity is eating deeper into our country than canker worms.

instead of setting our priorities right to reduce such reoccurrences and conquer this impending hunger bomb from exploding...

Is the FG in Nigeria, do they know what Nigerians are going through as of today. Please stop all the promises and work the talk while you still have the time.

People are hungry and angry and getting frustrated.

A stomach without food carries a head that has no time to reason.

Built2last:
That's almost 10 billion naira in one person's pocket.

Who is Abubakar Jibrin that collected the Money, who sent him and who did he take the money to. Has the man been arrested?

A lot happened under Buhari the supposed man many thought will fight Corruption

Imagine for a second how rich many in Buhari's circles became during his infamous 110 days abroad. They would have looted us dry.

If Tinubu wants to recover the money to fund the 2024 budget. Go after Abubakar Mallami. That guy has our foreign debt repayment in his pocket. He manipulated Emefiele and the EFCC chairman a great deal and boasted about it.

Investigate and prosecute the closest 10 people to Buhari and you will recover our 2024 budget and money to repay our foreign debt.

Let's hope APC is not wasting our time with all these investigation. If they wont all be fished out, charged and sent to jail. Stop now

Despite all this, some morons will spring up and tell us that the dollar is rising because we don't buy Nigerian made goods. Just imagine the quantity of dollars flying and exchanging hands on the basis of a forged FG DOCUMENT - haba!!! This is too much

Politicians spent money in foreign currency during the primaries and elections and There are still looted funds in hard currency and not to talk of the ones that were repatriated and diverted to no visible infrastructure. Now the naira is taking the heat from left, right and center.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

No pictures na breeze you wan sell abi you thief and fear the owner might recognize it.

Finished1:
So yesterday I went to a brothel and I had unprotected sex with a full blown sex worker. After everything I told her I was scared about what happened, she then told me that she did a routine test last December.

She showed me the paperwork and I confirmed. However, this morning something inside me told me that the lady might have fabricated the documents she showed me. So I then called her this morning to come over so we can all be tested In a clinic that we don't have any connection too ( so the results wouldn't be suspicious)

Now, I tried calling her and her phone is switched off. I'm terrified guys. What do I do? I don't want to get STDs or hiv etc. 💔

Doctors, please I need ur advice please.

Insults are also welcome cuz I have been a fool. 💔

Ps: I'd rather kill myself than let my parents know that I contacted hiv or any dreadful
disease 💔💔

Update: I just spoke to her and she said I can come and do a confirmation again. She also said I'm making her feel bad about her self.

Just imagine... See the energy you are exerting now that is capable of making 10Million a reality in 2 days in your life, but no... Na the aftermath of your raw ignorance on sex you dey waste am on. Anyways, you cant see anything now, give it 7days... If she has any sti like ghono, sifilix, chlamandya (hope I got the spelling) etc... e go show depending on your body system sensitivity. And if she has the real deal, bro... Your case don enter one chance o.

VeryWickedMan:
Henceforth, anybody addressing me as Nigerian will be harmed.

Conversing with me in pidgin will attract a curse.

I want nothing to do with Nigerians from today.

God punish Nigeria.

Thunder fire Nigeria now and forever more.

All previous documents are officially rendered invalid.

I hate Nigeria DIE.

Deport me from this useless country.

You can not run away now. We will not allow you pass. We shall enjoy the greatness together.

Life is not often greener on the other side.

Send your aza to Ochuko, make him credit 10K for today chops.

Ttalk:
It seems you only have big priik and tiny brain

Seems he has stuffed it in your brain that's why you are thinking of it

christejames:
This is terrible...




It's obvious this kidnapping is arranged by an insider. They should be ruthlessly dealt with.

If you look well... This is always what happens. Like they say a fruit does not fall far from it's tree - there's always the inside.

Sonnobax15:
Good evening my fellow Nairalanders....Hope y'all are currently enjoying the economic shege we've been plunged into? . Any ways, that's a story for another day....

So this morning,I woke up,hoping to kick start my daily hustle with my tricycle (popularly known as keke), only for me to get there and discover that it was having an ignition fault............Well,then I thought I could just apply the little engineering knowledge I learnt while in school on it, but all my efforts were to no avail.

A neighbor of mine who was passing by who saw how I was struggling with it approached me......He asked me what the fault was.....So after I told him........The next thing I heard him say was--"you sure say you no go carry this your keke go meet my pastor so?

Omoh,tho I tried to be calm but I was forced to reply him with a question--"That your pastor sabi repair keke?". . Immediately I asked him that question,he turned his back and walked away............

But omoh, why are Nigerians so over religious like this? Must we accrue every single problem that can easily be solved by mankind to God? The thing just tire me I swear....

After reading what you wrote here.... If it's true and not cruise, I see you in higher places. Where you are now is a stepping stone as God will use the foolish things of these world to put to shame the wise. You are a city set on hill that can not be hidden. Be patient and labour in dedication and passion... Your miracle is on the way!!. You are blessed in Jesus name.

Best price ?

Islie:
…Accused of holding regular meetings with terror suspects in Abuja

…knows the whereabouts of kidnapped Zamfara female varsity students, corps members



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/terrorism-kidnapping-influential-northern-senator-under-watch/

Even this information is enough for such a person or group of sponsors to go underground. What kind of a country is this?.

See the way such a classified information is flying around on the Internet of all places and you guys think the culprits will sit and wait like a tree until you apprehend them or they will improvise.

Well, Unless our God watches the city, the watch men.... Finish it!!! Yeye people.

wrongman665:
Bassey, i see Nigeria rejoicing after the match.

Indeed we rejoiced after the match!!

Innocent People are languishing in prisons... Lord intervene

Keepamsafe:
My neighbor wants me to go along with her as the man in her life for their family get together on February 14th. Should I accept the offer? But I don’t want to be seen as her bf or fiancé by her family members and I don’t know how to turn down this her request judging on how nice she has been to me in the past. I need advice on what to do please.
help please.
OAM4J Mynd44 Rocktation Nlfpmod Seun Dominique lalasticlala help for wider opinion please

What's the shape of your head self.... Hmmm, now I see when this thinking came from. We need to beat some part of your head into shape, no wonder you no dey reason well... Now let's begin

1. So as a guy, when you go for introduction to your girl's parents, do you go empty handed - who will fund it in this situation.

2. When they demand to know your background, parents and all, how do your dodge the bullet.

3. You don't know the pressure that lady is facing from home on Marriage things and she's about to take you in.

4. When her family visits, you will need to act your fancy role again and this time make your own woman come dey house.

4. After this favour, guess what is coming next.

5. If your legs are still working fine... Reason with your legs to japa otherwise, you don buy market weh you no pay money.

And I was looking for the part where you will say excess sex kills but got disappointed.

Unwanted pregnancies and STI... Look very well, do the people you see today care about that with the rate of baby mamas everywhere. Raw sex is flying high on that chat like kilode!!!

Bro, if raw sex was a foreign currency, then dollar na JJC. Look around and beyond and tell me if na lie.

Salewa97:
Source: https://saharareporters.com/2024/01/30/herders-almost-kill-man-machetes-his-farm-imo-complaining-about-destruction-crops-cattle

Don't be fooled, these fulani guys have been moved to the east on purpose. There is an agenda on ground. But our God is not asleep. Your plans will fail in Jesus name.


@saharareporters also did an amateur job, how can you report a news without knowing the location, how did you get the pics and how did you know it was in Imo. Seriously, @saharareporters is just heating up tension in the country and causing panic everywhere. FG pls intervene on this unverified information, they should stop making people panic unnecessarily.

FRANCISTOWN:
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to marry a single mother whose baby daddy is still alive.

She may decide to move on with her new life... This is not in every case. Baby daddy could have been toxic and highly irresponsible.

However if they are still in talking terms and love nets. It's a ghost mode... The woman will have kids she doesn't know who the real father is.

mariahAngel:
Hi people!!! 👋🏼

So, I've been seeing some posts around lately, stating that this combo (picture below) is "poisonous", and I was like how naa? 🙄

Thing is, this combo is one of my favorites because not only is it so delicious, it is also very filling, and I am not about to give it up for whatever reason.

So, what is your take on this?
Do you like this combo?
Would you give up eating it?

What food combo do you enjoy the most?

Pictures' source: Instagram

MAD!!!! Exactly what I am having tonight with an addition of sliced bread and chilled coke.

Food moments... Is also one of the good moments in life... Pls don't just eat away... Enjoy the moment... It saves life.

Sayvick:
Medical experts have discredited a popular myth called magun (charm) that many people believe is responsible for couples getting stuck during intercourse.

The physicians who gave detailed reasons couples get stuck during sex which they noted was a medical condition, said there was no scientific evidence to show that the occurrence was as a result of a charm or spell.

According to the experts, getting stuck during intercourse is a medical condition known as penis captivus and has nothing to do with charm.

The senior health practitioners explained that Penis captivus is an occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis more firmly than usual, making it harder (or impossible) to remove the penis from the vagina.

Also, an India’s dedicated sexual wellness clinic, Allo Health, says Penis captivus is a rare and unusual sexual condition that occurs when the muscles in the vaginal wall involuntarily contract and clamp down on the penis during intercourse.

The clinic notes when this happens, the penis gets stuck in the vagina and cannot be withdrawn, saying that this condition can be a frightening and uncomfortable experience, leaving both partners feeling embarrassed and helpless.

Though the causes of penis captivus are not fully understood, the clinic added that some theories suggest that the condition could occur due to excessive contraction of the vaginal muscles during an orgasm or an accidental clamping down on the penis during sex.

Experts in the field of urology and sexology who spoke exclusively with PUNCH Healthwise in different interviews maintained that it was very possible for a penis to get stuck inside a vagina during intercourse.

They urged those affected to seek help from experts as any effort to forcefully remove the penis will not only hurt them deeply but could lead to loss of lives.

The physicians regretted that the occurrence was often misinterpreted to be a trap or punishment meted out to an unfaithful wife by her husband or the gods, thereby denying those affected access to good and timely interventions.

A Consultant Family Physician at Anambra State Ministry of Health, Awka, Dr Chidumeje Okafor, who successfully separated a couple that were stuck in the state recently, speaks on the condition and how to treat such conditions.

Okafor, who also works at Iyi-Enu Teaching Hospital Ogidi, said, “Last week, a man (32) and a lady (25) were brought to the hospital in a Sienna bus and were tied together with a wrapper. They were in a sex position called spooning. The man was taking her from behind before the muscle spasm occurred.

“Muscle spasms occur when muscle involuntarily and forcibly contracts uncontrollably and can’t relax. That morning, as they were having sex, the lady achieved orgasm and sex became painful for them.

“Unfortunately, the man couldn’t withdraw his penis from the lady’s vagina when he started feeling the pains. They called a pastor who told them that the lady was married to a mermaid and it was the mermaid that used magun on her.

“Hearing that, I quickly admitted them and gave the lady a dose of anesthesia and some pain relievers. I also gave it to the man. After that, I started calming the lady down and eventually, I separated them. They were discharged almost immediately. They were victims of penis captivus.”

He continued, “Penis captivus occurs when the muscles of vagina clamp down severely on the penis, preventing the man from withdrawing. This situation is common to people with a history of vaginismus.

“This is the body’s automatic reaction to the fear of some or all types of vaginal penetration. Whenever penetration is attempted, your vaginal muscles tighten up on their own. You have no control over it.

“There are two types of vaginismus that affect young or elderly people. One affects very religious people who have never had any vagina penetration before. The other may be those who have had penetration and later stopped due to an unpleasant experience.
“Vaginismus is the risk factor for penis captivus, while vaginitis, sexual assault, infections, and endometriosis are risk factors for vaginismus.

“The muscles that are implicated in this are mostly the muscle of pelvic floor called the levator ani muscle which provides support to the pelvic visceral structures and plays an important role in urinary voiding, defecation and sexual function.”

The physician added, “These muscles are puborectalis, pubococcygeus and iliococcygeus. They are like diaphragms of the pelvic floor. The diaphragm prevents the chest organs, lungs and the heart, from falling into the abdomen. These three muscles also prevent organs of the pelvic from falling.

“So in penis captivus, these muscles contract intensely thereby preventing the penis from pulling out. When this happens, it’s advised that you don’t panic or allow anxiety to set in. Don’t be afraid, the more you try to forcefully remove it, the more it holds you down and you end up injuring yourselves. Call for help.”

Also, a Professor of Surgery and Consultant Urologist at the University of Port-Harcourt Teaching Hospital, Rivers State, Onyeanunam Ekeke, affirmed that “the condition is medical and not magun as people would say, especially the Yorubas, urging the victims to seek medical attention to save their lives.

“Penis captivus is an involuntary muscle spasm, painful contractions and tightening of the muscles wall of vagina, preventing any form of penetration, whether finger, penis or anything. These muscles contract intensely thereby preventing the penis from pulling out.”

He, however, believes that with the new cases being recorded in recent times, penis captivus would gain wide publicity to stimulate research on the topic to end the backlash that comes with it.

In a 2015 article published in European Scientific Journal which centered on magun, the authors said generically, the word magun is a Yoruba word that is fast enjoying global semantic attention particularly as it denotes mysterious phenomena by which it has generated several questions.

“Researchers have attempted to define magun as a mystical-sexual enchantment or embargo placed on a woman (usually by her husband) to check her infidelity or as a deterrent to many (men) who otherwise could have been reckless in their sexual life.

“While it appears easier to answer the question of definition or what magun is, the workings of this phenomenon have continued to spawn puzzles and inquisitiveness thus, it generates more questions and questionings”, the authors said.

And is it a coincidence that it happens when randy men meet with people's wife/girl friends that are under its spell. That's how science will convince you that humans can now eat rocks for a living and how it has been scientifically proven.... If e sure for you, climb Babalawo wife.

Stayfrugal:
Please tell me, please

Read about.

Stayfrugal:
I've been licking oranges since Thursday

Be like na tree block your yansh, we've got to do it the African mother style way.

In the days of old, you don see where Dem dey bath pikin and the mother wan force am shit. E get wetin Dem dey use for the pikin bum... U don get abi? Go use am.

If you don't Gerrit.... Forget abourrit!!

Loolz...

Take as much oranges as your hands can lay hold. But make sure you dey close to toilet otherwise.. your story will be hard to forget.

Opintiwa:
If Christians and other religions storm some Fulani settlement and behead, maim , rape and kill thousands continuously for one week under disguise of being uneducated.

I think there will be a mutual respect

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you... This I have seen. Truly, a mystical being spoke through you.

EreluRoz:
I'm sure as young as that boy was, he was already having dirty thoughts towards her else he would have gone to someone else and not his co flower girl.

Those that married their agemate try sha, it can never be me. If you are less than ten years my senior, I'll forever see you as a small boy 😆

Are you single... I want to check something

Mysteriousworld:
My neighbor and his wife are always fighting...
What bothers me is their son, the marriage isnt healthy for him.
For the first time, i helped them settle their fight yesterday.
I listened to them both.
The mans complain is that his wife doesnt respect him at all, for example, she says ; "im going to pure the dustbin away" then she doesnt return in another 2 hrs, she wont pick calls or she left her phone at home,(he claims hes sure shes not cheating, because thats where my mind went) when she gets back and he complains, she'll now start her own anger, saying he has no right to tell her that....shes not a child and so on....(the man doesnt police her, just expects her to tell him her whereabout).
She finds it hard to say sorry(he says that scares him)
She's never wrong.... And always has an excuse for being wrong...a narcissist i guess.

The wife says everything the man complained about is unnecessary, says he complains about unnecessary things... He complains too much.... Thats her problem with him.(she was in tears through out)

This is what caused the fight yesterday...
They were playing and happy till they decided to go out together... Then the husband noticed her waist beads, thats where quarrel started, to the point that she bite him, and he slapped her back.... All in the eyes of their son.
He said the first day they started dating, she was wearing waist bead, he told her he hates it and she removed it immediately.... Only for her to start wearing it after marriage... He said he had been complaining about it for 6 months now, until yesterday when he insisted she must remove it...

To cut the long story short, he said hes done with the marriage, and to my surprise she said she is too, she left to sleep in a guest house yesterday, says shes coming to park her load this morning...
She said she'll leave with her son , he said she cant leave with his son... I guess thats where therell be issue this morning, based on the custody of the child.

The story long but this is a summary...
Pls... Matured minds on nairaland....
Im confused and dont know if i should try and help them settle it... Because a part of me is thinking its better for them to go separate ways, since none of them is ready to bow to the other... At the same time... Im thinking i can help them settle it...
Its just clear there will be a big issue on who takes the child this morning if they decide to end it.

OP, you have done well... However truth is that you can take a horse to the stream but can not force it to drink water. Hence, you have done your part but if the couples don't wish to continue, there's nothing you can do about it.

Marriage is a two side coin but the man and woman will always have their own side to defend.

It's the place of the man to love and that of the woman to respect. If you respect your husband, you can't be gone for 2hrs just to throw trash away even if you were gisting with neighbors outside. You can't have waist beads on if your husband says he dislikes it. Even the man too is to authoritative in his approach to matters. She is your partner and not your younger sister.

Humans generally are rebellious to authoritative figures in their life. Try it with your child, it's a matter of time/yrs and that child will challenge you one day.

Marriage too is like a business, apply logic and strategies to your approach and conflict resolution skills. Someone above already suggested some cool moves. Lastly, if you lack wisdom, ask of God who gives liberally to all men. Always apply wisdom, it's your family!!.

Judith2021:
teachers are urgently needed in a growing school.... Applicant must be willing to relocate urgently... Accommodation it's available....
Salary 30k(but room for increment)
Interested applicant can call or Whatsapp me on 09053157908

Applicants must be willing to relocate to where?

No name of school and no location and yet you want applicants to relocate - Kidnappers them!!

SGANIVA:
No,no courtship, the traditional marriage and wedding happened within some months i meet her

Guy, be patient with this woman mbok!!. She is looking after a baby as well. Is her first time being a wife and mother and yours, a father and husband... Take am easy.

You want to start another season of ruthless . .Abeg the baby with her grow first o

I suggest both of you should take this time to slow down, build your marriage and get to know each other more and more.

If she is not working yet, are in interested in her stress? boredom? Challenges? Engage her in a discussion and find out what's in her head.

Lastly, how much attention do you give her... I believe romance begins when a woman becomes aware that you are giving her a considerable amount of your time and attention.