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2027 e go still show all these cars.
Everytime e dey show dem.
We dey enjoy the pictures even u show am billions of times as naija get hydra-headed problems.
How one side wan dominate whereas nothing dey come from their side?

The only solution u get na to divorce.
Officially separate from her.
The ultimate aim for life na to make ya sef happy.
Anything wey go be cog in the wheel of
ya progress to make you,make you surgically remove am ASAP.
Nor send society say dem go laf you oo.
Society go laf wella when you nor happy.
Apply the m.m r you go dey fine wella.

Makavelli25:
Thanks for that advice. I would let the insult pass

The first time to have seen a very intelligent response to a troll.

The West is smarter than the North.
Everything the North does is based on Islam and it not religious friendly.
An environment that is religious friendly progresses faster than a place known to be religious intolerant.
Amotekun is controlled by intelligent beings who cannot beclouded by religious extremism.

Daniel058:
Does that take away the fact that he's an Igbo man?

Ned nwoko, Ibe kachikwu , they are all Igbo men oo ... Asaba entirely na Igbo Land oo

That is your opinion.
Delta state is not in the East and not known to be an Igbo state.
Obiora grew up in Agbor,Delta State.
So,he would find it offensive to be addressed as an Igbo man because he is not.
The Ika people in Delta have their identity.
The are never known as Igbo people.
Do not let the names people bear to deceive you.
Some people in a part of Edo state bear full northern names.
Does it make Edo state of the north?

Daniel058:
Be a Good deputy governor Maazi Obiora

Obiora is from Delta State

OrestesDante:
Partial face paralysis... So sad.

Someone who suffered similar problem once suggested administering cannabis/marijuana under close supervision with plenty of rest could solve the problem.

Igbo/marijuana is unfortunately illegal in here.

Get well soon sir

Advance societies like the Netherlands,U.S.A and many more of
such climes know the beauty of the wonder herb, marijuana!
Marijuana reduces pains by more than 50%,it shrinks tumor,it increases sex drive and the ability to maintain strong erection,it cures indigestion,when administered moderately it catapults you to dream land.
The functions are endless but unfortunately it is illegal in a country that knows better than those using it for medicinal and recreational purposes.

Pray!
When u jam sweet kp€k√$ ur so-called alpha male go metamorphos to gamma male nai worse pass beta male.
Guy hol ur side na be the highest!

mimimile93:
NOBODY BATTLES WITH FG AND WIN.

Taa!
Fg don win Boko Haram?
Fg don win tribalism?
Fg don win insecurity?
Fg don win unity of this country?
Tell us wetin this FG don win we wan know.

P3ñix wey rise nor get conscience.
So, prepare to enjoy the unfolding future drama.
Na so side kpekus dey be..
Love dey overated!

Jayy10:
If you "just don't understand how they do it" , why then do you just conclude it is not spiritual?

Just tell am say e correct to make am happy

Walk out and be called a coward rather than be called bold as controlled by anger through the effect tryptophan hydroxylase which takes over your thought process

Bello NOSE everything about Kogi...as Mr Oxygen consumer who brought okpolo eyes to....

It is an attack from the witchcraft world.
Purify your room/apartment/surrounding by burning sage or any good incense.
There are other purification processes but try the one above.
Ignore what kids say that it is your fingers doing the "job"..
Science can't explain it too.
Members of the attack group will try to convince you of non-existence or nonsense of it.
It's 100% not physical phenomenon.

Bobrisky appearance nai show say girls appearance na scam.
From head to toe na arrangee.

BuhariAdvocate:
Amotekun will stay but with conditions.

E nor better...than nothing!

deltateam:
Are you married?

The small pikin nor no wetin e dey talk.
Small pikin wey dey far from married life sef dey advice....notin u no go see for Nigeria

FrLukas:
Are you married? I don't think so otherwise you won't call the man stupid. I think you aren't making asny kind of sense.

First, the guy has come here to seek advice. A good thing. Yet you call him stupid.

Second, what do you want him to do about his sexual urges? Masturbate? Or go fvxk their neighbour's daughter?

Third, you are suggesting he should go there and be sleeping with two children on their marital bed. I guess when they want to have sex they should shift the kids to one side abi, or sneak off to the bathroom.

Do you know what happens when a couple don't have sex for a long time?

Ask the married ones around you.

U for nor reply that small pikin wey get poor upbringing.Na only to curse dem brain dey fit process.

Sex na the salt of marriage.
E dey bring the latent taste out but if e nor dey or balance....u don ever chop soup wey sawa?
Na so the marriage go be...
My man get another lady outside to satisfy you.Your wife don deactivate her sexual interest.Anytime e activate am again u run am with am

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think this amoketun issue is being hypocritically blown out of proportion to expand hatred for other tribes especially the Fulanis. Why must we Christians be the brain behind the vast support for Amotekun when the Nigerian constitution is clear about the roles of the armed forces and police in the security of the country? Why must we form an ethnic militia to target fellow Nigerians when the constitution guarantees freedom of movement and doing business nationwide as long as we are Nigerians? What we fail to realize is that the south east cheering on Amotekun sees its as a synonym for their biafra agitations and they will rather support anything that will disband the relative peace and unity of Nigeria. The IPOB sympathizers will be the one to cry wolf when Amotekun starts targeting their tribesmen who commits various crimes in the south west. MURIC recently condemned the killing of a CAN pastor and sympathized with we Christians, how many Christians will condemn the killing of an imam or Muslims? Instead we rejoice when tragedy strikes them forgetting we are all humans before religion. Instead of emulating our Muslim brothers who have remained silent on this issue of Amotekun, we Christians are disturbing the cyberspace with hypocritical comments. Amotekun will never see the light of the day as long as we remain one Nigeria. It's a bad policy and a tribalistic security outfit aimed at persecuting other Nigerians. On behalf of we Christians, i condemn Amotekun. Let's learn to live in peace and harmony

Go with ur religious mentality.
We dey talk of security for our people u dey talk nonsense.
Na here u dey years back when dem start Hisbah police for North.
Na here u dey civilian JTF dey for North.
Hisbah and civilian JTF na better things for North alone.
Wetin u do when Fulani herdsmen with Ak47 dey slaughter our people?
Wetin u do when Fg wan resettle Fulani nationwide through land grabbing with wayo ruga theory?
If Amotekun na illegal then Hisbah police and civilian JTF na illegal.
Na only North nai make up the security apparatus for Nigeria,how things go work well where all na pro-North?
U dey sleep abi u nor know?
I nor suppose to reply u bc u nor be real.

This man nor know wetin e dey talk.
Talk where e dey so that we go classify u.

If two people agree to marry then make e happen.
But,
if one nor agree for marriage even after pregnancy why force dem to marry?
If u force marriage na chaotic or turbulence na u create for dem so.

HeavenlyHolines:
I am a Nigerian but i live outside the country. With pain in my heart that i am writing this piece of advise. I have read a lot of articles and write up on Nairaland forum from A-Z and i was to say that i am not happy with the rate of division and hatred among us based on tribe,culture and religion. Since i left Nigeria, i haven`t had that they kill someone in the country where i reside or maybe they robed or maimed someone or ritual stuff but anytime i read Nigeria`s news, no good news. In fact i was teaching the whites and i asked them whether they there is murder in their city,they said know. Its sound strange to them.
We can`t move forward as a nation because ``Divided we fall but united we stand``. For most of us that have read ``How Europe underdeveloped Africa`` and ``How the Tropics underdeveloped the Negroes`` you will find out that today, its ``How Africans underdeveloped African and ``How Nigerians underdeveloped Nigeria``. Our leaders(rulers) know and understand our political scenarios very well in Nigerians and they are using the tribe,culture,religion etc to cause division among us and the painful things is that instead of the youths who are exposed with knowledge and experience to rise up in their little corner and initiate the expected change, u will see the level of insults and abuses among us in the blogs and social networking sites and any time they see this write up,it will determine the next policy and that is why u find that we will go 10 Kilometers forward and 100 meters backward.
If anything bad or evil happens in the west, the Hausa and Igbo will be happy by saying Afonjas. if it happens in the east, the Hausa and Yoruba will calling IPOB and vice versa. my brothers and sisters, we don`t need this at this moments and this same thing is affecting us as a nation outside the country that we cannot be our brothers` keepers and that is why many developed countries use place of birth instead of state of origin.
If you watch very well, the problems are not only cause by the leaders but also the citizenry. We all have a place to effect positive change in Nigeria and the problem is that an average Nigerian ( Leaders and Citizens) knows what to do but he or she wouldn`t do it because of lack of patriotism and the painful thing is that most of the countries some of us run to or live don`t have d kind of resources (Human, Material, Natural etc) as we do but because of selfish interest, Corruption and wickedness of the highest order, this things wouldn`t circualate
Westerners can`t employ Easterners, Northerners can`t employ Westerners in term of state and local government establishments even among people and vice versa. Are we truly one Nigeria?. Let`s work in unity and harmony, let there be love among us, patriotism,see me as your brother or sister irrespective of tribe, tradition,religion etc, pray for the government (don`t curse), work and pray for your self and shun the quest to make money at all means because wealth without work will fade. Thanks and God bless u all.
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Guy u try but u for transmit this matter for Pidgin English nai arrange pass.

This man nor start well@all.
If e nor learn from past mistakes of others nai be say e nor dey smart

TallPck1:
Oh I know Atiku would definitely support the south west on this because he is against this government.

We are still waiting for .........



I didn't mention anybody ooo!

Leave matter!
Nor be everything be politics. This na security problem nai SW solve so.
Who put hope for FG to solve security problems dey waste time.
Atiku dey up to date with current problems of Nigeria and any smart and progressive person go dey make changes to better situations.
Dem dey kill,kidnap and other bad bad things, na to dey talk and do theorically nai
Fg Sabi.
Community policing dey work wella pass others wey look face and select.

yaqq:
The best way to live long in this mad country is to be lazy.... Sleep all day and don't go out.... Else something will kill you soon for no just reason

Hunger go finish u faster for inside that dungeon

Mightymanna:
Non of these regional security apparatus will help Nigeria's unity because they are conceived with sinister motives toward some ethnic groups in the country. For those that are shouting HISBAH and civilian JTF in the North are also illegal, they should look at the aforementioned from different perspectives because Hisbah was created by Kano state and civilian JTF by Borno state non of these Security agencies are allowed to use gun or any sophisticated weapons
But amatekun or whatever they call it is a different case because
1.a whole geo-political zone decided to create it
2. They will be allowed to use weapons
3. They are being supported by people of questionable character e.g Nnamdi KANU
4. Other regions might do the same hence the federal police will be useless and conflicts will started based on perceived injustice by people of different ethnicity.


Therefore amatekun or whatever is dead and buried the Northerners will not agree will these sort of security arrangements, if you want secure your region cooperate with the police and army in your respective states, support them with necessary , material and financial support and watch how things will change

Wei sei gunu wà ni!
Cooperate with who?
Which police?
Which army?
Wey only Northern
Nigeria make up the security apparatus.

This na stale news.
Nairaland!
Why una dey back like Nigeria?

My head scatter!
Wetin make people dey curse each other so for wahala wey nor concern dem?
Why annoyance full everywhere for Nigeria?
Nigeria cast sha!

Now make we enter matter...why you enter blackhole wey you nor sure of the Nafdac number like that without compact disc?
Unu get mind o?
If the result come out you accept whatever certificate dem give you.
No question asked bc na you carry your leg enter.

Tranquillity360:
Amotekun is a terrorist group and must be crushed by fg.



You are against Ruga but want to establish Amotekun.

Go do Ruga for North alone.

Congratulations Obiora!
Ika grammar school brought up 1993!
Ibeka is doing great too!

MelesZenawi:
South west leaders not south leaders please.

Nobody send Yoruba on Amotekun assignment

One day something must make South work together if not now but future.
Dat na the only way this domineering nature of North go reduce.