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CrimeRe: Enugu Woman's Stomach Was Hacked By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Pics) by Fawklicant:
It is not about money stolen now, its about showing weakness in the face of threat to life. Chimaraoke was all but weak. I do not condone the atrocities Chimaraoke committed, but this wimp of a gov needs to borrow some balls and some brains.

Organs:
Ayaaa, if you sabi how much Chimarokee steal and why the state is in the pitiable condition it is in now, you go pursue chimarokee and jim nwobodo with cutlass.
CrimeRe: Enugu Woman's Stomach Was Hacked By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Pics) by Fawklicant: 7:22pm On Aug 25, 2016
Abeg! Chimaraoke Nnamani should come and teach this buffoon of a governor how to lead in times like these. Instead of the maggot to arm vigilante guys state-wide, he'll soon come again to cry and declare fasting. This nonsense shpuld not be ignored at all. I implore wealthy Igbo men to stockpile arms in the region and fund vigilante groups before the SE is overrun by these marauders.
There is a sinister agenda being hatched by these notherners that the Igbo elite is turning a blind eye to. Igbo saapee nu anya! Unu anoro na mmiri ncha abanye unu n'anya. Agwa omalu, omalu! Agwa ofeke, ofegolu n'enu osisi!
RomanceRe: Hilarious Cameltoe Fails....(+18) by Fawklicant: 6:22pm On Aug 24, 2016
That first and fifth picture is like ooooooooh! Just space it out with the thumb and index finger and use the other hand/other paraphenalia to play the keyboard. Do not forget to hit all the notes especially the C-major grin
RomanceRe: Hilarious Cameltoe Fails....(+18) by Fawklicant: 6:22pm On Aug 24, 2016
That first and fifth picture is like ooooooooh! Just space it out with the thumb and index finger and use the other hand/other paraphenalia to play the keyboard. Do not forget to hit all the notes grin
RomanceRe: Hilarious Cameltoe Fails....(+18) by Fawklicant: 6:18pm On Aug 24, 2016
mizzbouqui:
That is why I don't like wearing tight pants undecided
I hate cameltoe
Pinshure or adonbilivit!
RomanceRe: If This Man Slaps Your Gf/wife In Public, What Will You Do ?? by Fawklicant: 1:50am On Aug 24, 2016
How she take go find him trouble? I will just 'moonwalk' out of the situation grin. I cant come and go and die! After the guy don whoop ya silly as.s, she will never let you have peace at home again. She now has a lifetime as.s whooping reference point which she will surely use to taunt you all your days.
RomanceRe: One Word For This Dude by Fawklicant: 1:38am On Aug 24, 2016
mizzbouqui:
There is nothing wrong in doing this
I could remember a day I asked a colleagues of mine to do this for me and he gladly did
Those kind of guys are classified as romantic
Romantic...but you friendzoned him!
RomanceRe: Hilarious: 7 Photos That Show How Terribly Bad Nigerians Are At Kissing by Fawklicant: 1:25am On Aug 24, 2016
Tne guy in the first pix seems like he is drinking the bride. How about the one below?

CareerRe: Female Commercial Okada Rider In Surulere, Lagos (Pictured) by Fawklicant: 4:25pm On Aug 23, 2016
One up for the feminists. Equal rights at play here!
PoliticsRe: Why Did TAN And TANOIDS Disappear From Nairaland by Fawklicant: 12:23pm On Aug 23, 2016
We evolved. Wailers giving zombies and Aphonjas heart attack since time immemorial.
PoliticsRe: Article Written By Reno Omokri About The Igbos by Fawklicant: 12:19pm On Aug 23, 2016
Adaure4ever:
I don't need Reno omokri to remind me that Igbos are great.
Why didnt he say this when he was in GEJ cabinet? Why now?
Whats the secret aim?
I suspect this guy motive,
we should stop being emotional and be investigative.
Reno couldnt have had the time to write like this while in office, just like Reuben Abati who seldom wrote till he left office. The weight of their official responsibilities would have hardly left any time for extracurricular pieces like this.
Let us cut him some slack and not read undertones to every thing.
PoliticsRe: Article Written By Reno Omokri About The Igbos by Fawklicant: 12:10pm On Aug 23, 2016
Byko899:
almost all the monarch in Niger delta region are descendant of Igbo slaves,the evidence speaks volume, at least king JAJA of opobo whose descendent rule opobo up till today is from my senatorial zone, all the region of calabar ,awka ibom and rivers are Igbo descendants,most family in the west can also trace there great grand parents to Igbo slaves,it will be ignorance to say is only Igbo's that do well in commerce, but if properly traced,most people doing well in commerce in other region might have one of there descendant coming from Igbo,meaning Igbo blood is heavenly rooted in them.
when I did my youth service in the north, I feel embraced seeing some of my students telling me they wish they were Igbo,if I want to get there attention in class, I will start telling them the Igbo way of life,our cultures and why our marriage is very expensive, their interest will be at the peak and the class we be very quiet. they always ask me " sir why is that it is difficult to see Igbo muslims ". I will reply them ". is because the missionary visited our region first"
in as much as God has made us what we are,we need to be humble, I think this is were other tribes have problem with us,if God place u above someone,do not rub it on their face ,it will created hatred. long live Igbo race,long live Nigeria.
Excellent piece. I'm sober and humbled after reading Reno's piece. It may yet be one of his best pieces. Igbos need to reinvent themselves and evolve. Forget about recognition, keep doing what you are doing and everything else will follow. Use that sense of pride (which some see as arrogance) to elevate the Igbo nation. Igbo mma mma nu ooooo!
PoliticsRe: Gov Rochas Okorocha Diagnosed Of Schizophrenia, Flown To India For Treatment by Fawklicant: 10:20pm On Aug 22, 2016
funkyibodude:
I thought you have a date with Fulani herdsmen, why are you masturbating over Imo state matters huh
You have time to respond to someone who is only as important as a rectal maggot. Utterly useless.
PoliticsRe: You Do Not Deserve To Be President, Ezekwesili LAMBASTS Buhari by Fawklicant: 10:00pm On Aug 22, 2016
Ifugo ife?
FamilyRe: A False Prophecy Forced Us To Marry, Now I Want A Divorce – Man Cries Out by Fawklicant: 1:02pm On Aug 22, 2016
Another one bites the dust!
Foreign AffairsRe: Unclad Portraits & Statue Of Hillary Clinton Released By Donald Trump's Fans by Fawklicant: 12:56pm On Aug 22, 2016
Nairaland and Ojoro! Are we now in a woman's world? Trump's images were not censored when it came out but now we have clinton's images censored. Why? Double standards. So it is ok and amusing for us to imagine Trump nake.d but not Hilary?

Abeg where are NL feminists, come oooooo! We weee not take it! tongue
PetsRe: Joachim Chinakwe Who Named His Dog "Buhari" - "My Life Is In Danger" by Fawklicant: 2:27am On Aug 21, 2016
skysailor:
yea.. maybe Cus the man is from delta(ibo)

or come to think of it... had it been that the president is IBO and d like... he will av respect the name bah


itz obvious na
na wetin him dei look for ... him dei see

smh...........
People name their dogs 'rambo', 'commando' , snoop, biggie! It is usually after people they admire, so why is this one any different?
PetsRe: Joachim Chinakwe Who Named His Dog "Buhari" - "My Life Is In Danger" by Fawklicant: 2:25am On Aug 21, 2016
But my mastiff's name is Ambo....short for Ambode. Its head and nose bear an uncanny resemblance to Gov. Ambode's own. tongue
Car TalkRe: Tinted Permit:what Is The Cost In Your Area? by Fawklicant: 2:15am On Aug 21, 2016
kgr8mike:
For some days now I have been going to Awka Area Command for my tinted permit. The officer in charge told us that the processing cost is N5000 with an additional recharge card of N1000 to check the authenticity of the car registration details online.

But the police that stops us on the road said it is free and most people are saying it is free.

Now Awka does a minimum 30 cars every day. In fact the first 30 persons are attended to and the rest will be told to go till the next day. Now people come as a early as 5,6,6:30am to book a space.

So N1000 recharge card by 30 is N30,000.00 plus N5000 cash payment which is N150,000.00. So they make a minimum of N180,000.00 daily.

If they do it from Monday till Friday it means they generate unaccounted N3.6Million monthly. And with the rush this is just possible.

Please for those in Nairaland that are going for the tinted permit or have gone, We will like to know the cost in your area so we can compare and contrast. We will also like to know the exact conditions put in place for the Tinted Permit Administration.


Thanks.
It is absolutely freeeeeeeeeeee!!! Get the name of anybody demanding money from you and petition him. Simple. Take responsibility for once and avoid back channels. Do not encourage graft, it is doable. Even if you get your permit in 3 months, it doesnt matter. You can still drive with a certified copy of the application printout and no ome will harrass you. Just ask them to stamp and sign it for you after capture and you are good to go. Make sure to go online to the site once a week to check status of application.
EducationRe: Kings College Student Visit Water-falls And Cave In Anambra State- PIX by Fawklicant: 1:45am On Aug 21, 2016
Enuguboy4nsk:
anambra is also blessed with criminals and drug dealers who die in Indonesia

anambra is also blessed with lassa fever and world's most polluted city..
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/lassa-fever-kills-doctor-2-others-in-anambra-official/
https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?topic=3299909&post=48647544


anu mpam.....anambra is cursed
Quit showing your ignorance on a public forum like this. You are a disgrace to the Igbo nation and the entire human race.
FamilyRe: My Husband That I Met In Facebook Cheats On Me: Am I Taking Things Far???? by Fawklicant: 1:26am On Aug 21, 2016
samuelson06:
Is there anything that science does not try to give explanation to? But I tell you that life is spiritual. The spiritual determines what happens in the physical so keep your scientific explanation. I know where am coming from so I know what am talking about.
It is a frew world bro! Knock ya'self out!

Little wonder Africans are termed lazy.
FamilyRe: My Husband That I Met In Facebook Cheats On Me: Am I Taking Things Far???? by Fawklicant: 11:45pm On Aug 19, 2016
All the pity party here is sickening. You'z a grown as.s woman. Always 3 sides to a story, we've only heard yours and I feel sorry for you and your husband, why? You know the saying about too many cooks? Yeah! That's what you'll get by bringing your personal sh.i.t online. Too many Dr. Phil's.
FamilyRe: My Husband That I Met In Facebook Cheats On Me: Am I Taking Things Far???? by Fawklicant: 11:35pm On Aug 19, 2016
samuelson06:
My brother, you've spoken so well.

@bolded
The affliction is simple, he has a spiritual wife who is bent on seeing the marriage scattered.

@uniqueB
Your husband needs deliverance. You both should try and visit the SCOAN in Lagos for deliverance. Only then would there be peace in the marriage.
Here we go again! It is called "Adult onset secondary enuresis", there's no spirit wife afflicting him. It could be caused by a number of factors which include underlying sickness like diabetes or UTI (very plausible since the husband seems to be a bingo), or even stress and anxiety. Caffeine overdose is another known factor, so forget the spiritual bollocks you are leaning towards, its purely medical.
RomanceRe: He Once Asked Me Out...had I Known by Fawklicant: 11:37pm On Aug 17, 2016
bollify:
I dig bro... but it ain't that tough. Just look at your sisters and you will see that you only need to beam the search light a bit more.
Most people see their sisters as adorable saints even when they are truly bi.tches literally and that is putting it mildly. You'd always see her as an innocent sweet lil' kid until you happen to see her in action or get to hear her dubs, then you'd know.

My point is, women are a fragile, sweet tender and rather curious breed...just like children hence the need to guide them as such. Most children only listen to the stern voice of reason. A child would do something that you've specifically instructed them not to do without knowing why they actually did it, same goes for a woman.
RomanceRe: He Once Asked Me Out...had I Known by Fawklicant: 11:19pm On Aug 17, 2016
bollify:
Lol... are you saying reasonable and a woman in a sentence is an oxymoron?



On a lighter note bro, there are some very reasonable girls in town. You just search a little more with patience.
Sure there are hence my use of the word 'seldom'. You'd find a needle in a haystack sooner than you'd find a truly reasonable woman.
CelebritiesRe: Kaffy Poses Topless In New Photo by Fawklicant: 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2016
wordproof:
I see...all perverted minds above me!

Sm1's wife and mother...wat has happened to our values?

Spilts and leaves thread!...
Bros! Values walked out the door when the 'sm1's wife and mother' decided it was time for the internet to see her nack!edness. Since it is now in the public domain, my fellow vaselin crew members are free to use their imagination however they deem fit. Shikena!
RomanceRe: He Once Asked Me Out...had I Known by Fawklicant: 11:08pm On Aug 17, 2016
halfricanadian:
for real no reasonable woman will leave d arms of a man that truly shows her love

nd for my type dat stays during thick nd thin if i shd leave a guy it means volumious pains is wat i feel i wish any one Good luck

#smiles i cant force any one to love me

i hold onto God

a man marries nd treats very very well d woman he truly loves

if u are being maltreated nd treated like trash he doesnt love u

u are an option he needs till he finds d woman he wud giv d white wedding gown to
#no hard feelings
Good thing you used the phrase 'no reasonable woman' in your argument because 'reasonable' and 'woman' are two words that seldom find cohabitation in a sentence without negation.
SportsRe: Mikel Gets "Odogwu" As Nickname In Brazil by Fawklicant: 1:06pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lilimax:
Odogwu karirikwara odogwu biko!
However, I only know one Odogwu embarassed
The only odogwu I know is my bulala! grin Every other one is pirated.
PoliticsRe: The Nigerian Air Force In Focus. PICTURES. by Fawklicant: 9:36am On Aug 16, 2016
If this is what NAF has in its armoury, then I''m sorry to say that those are museum grade aircrafts. Yes, yes, yes, they can blow up things to smithereens, but in this 21st century, it'd be like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
RomanceRe: Ladies Only: Rate My Vi Packs No Pms by Fawklicant: 11:58pm On Aug 15, 2016
reserved111:
No pms pls
Bros enh! There's a huge difference between 6 pack and hunger-pack. What you have there is hunger induced.

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