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ifyboi:
a lady pranking her man that way does she even love him? does she enjoy seeing him cry like a baby? shamelessly, infront of other people i doubt if she even likes you @ op . i would end that relationship immediately if i were in your shoes. i would take it if male friends do that to me, but not my girl. i mean crying damn! that girl doesn't give a rat's azz about you. make she go jare.

and to all you hypocritical e-diots, GTH!

Real Nigga!

AgricSalt:
Sumborri I hope this is a joke. If it is then I must say it's funny and creative

But if it's not, then you need to work on your presumptuousness and logic.

Because if you say she has phobia for rats and cockroaches, you could have used atmost one rat and three cockroaches. Instead you littered the room with them and even bolted it.

That act can give someone a panic attack to the level that it can lead to a panic attack disorder.

By the way, this is not a suitable retaliation for someone you claim to love. Remember she pranked you for claiming to not scare easily. But you pranked her with something she has phobia for. It's was a great health risk. She could have fainted and died.

She even took a big risk with her prank! If I woke up and someone dressed in white was fighting me, I would hqve knocked the beejeepas outta them while making my escape.

makydebbie:
do you know how she felt too...you shouldnt have considered pay back....it was just a prank..

Gerrarahia! The guy that landed in the hospital nko and was still being laughed to scorn while on the hospital bed? It was just pranks, she is a bad sport simple! Sore loser!

BTW are you related to KRS-ONE?

sorepco:
Tell dem my broda. And this bufoon came out for the governorship elections last time around. This slowpoke is a big time drug kingpin. Therr is a particular product the guy closed all over the world. He is the only one in africa that can import the product....to think its an american company de even wonder me. Do you know how much million dollar to close an american product. I.e. be sole distributor in africa! No biz antecedent in naija b4 2009...no education...drug peddler. Wants to be governor...mofo

Bros, this your thinking pattern is retrogressive. If political aspirants would embark on community development projects like this to canvass for votes, then I'm all for it. It is better than buying guns and giving to the youths or doing rituals.
Can you prove he is a drug peddler? If not, zip it.

I like it when I see people who try to empower others from the little they have. It is selfless. A road like that would create opportunities for the teeming populace.

@op, this is the kind of threads that I would encourage, not all those dusty road pictures with "mansions" kind of threads that make people start empty boasts of being ahead of others.

Give us more pictures of the ranch and farms, who knows? Other business concerns just might spring off from these.

Nonsense. I wonder what the fascination with big boo.bs is all about. I just wonder!

@op
You are asking where the intelligence is? Strange question comingfrom you.
Recall in previous threads today where some blokes were posting pixes of a town which they regard as their own eldorado and then you and your ilk started spamming the thread with pictures of your own paradise?. Where is the sense in that? It is like folks in a psychiatric home competing over who is more insane. Unneccesary competition between folks who have achieved next to nothing but gloating over some mundane ish! Therein lies your Nigerian intelligence!

Honestly, whenever I see a lady with a nose ring, the first thing that comes to my mind is to make the cow sound MOOOOO!!! to her. However she reacts is none of my business.

You can't be looking like a cow upandan and not have an accompanying 'theme song'

redgem:
In a case where it's a one room.....

Slap the snore outta him!!! Literally.

Studs are different from nose rings. While studds look sexy sometimes, nose rings make girls look like cows. Just add some branding (tattoos) and a leash for good measure...and yep! you got a big as.s COW right there!

A lot of retards here on NL who wouldnt make use of their brains. So much hate in the country and it still has hopes of remaining one? SMH!

Fugazi:
You sound just like your ibo people in this picture. Jealous midgets trying to destroy yorubaland

Exactly the kimd of hate dss hopes to achieve. Why do you make efforts at dividing a country you so claim to want to unite? That is a question for dss not you. It is way above your paygrade.

Fugazi:
Who are the clowns in those pictures?

Please show me an Ipob flag or insignia in the pictures or any attacks carried out by them.

It doesnt take a genius to see through the lies in the publication. IPOB has never been imvolved in any terrorist attack since its inception. They have gone about thier agitations peacefully via protests. That is a fact. You may not agree with their methods, but you cannot take away that sense of identity. Every ethnic group has that. Yorubas see themselves as Oodua first, and there have been subtle agitations for the oodua state whenever they feel their rights have been trampled upon, so why comdemn those whose rights are constantly trampled upon and have cried to the high heavens to no avail before seeking self determination?

If true federalism is practised in Nigeria, these agitations would fizzle out but do not expect the sense of identity to vanish. The true Igbo man would still see himself as a Biafran agitation or not. It is a connection with the past and it cannot be wiped off, it is his history. Same with an Oodua, same with Arewa and an Opobo man.

I still maintain that the current rulership in Nigeria is a divisive factor rather than a unifying one. PMB knows next to nothing about democratic institutions and diplomacy.

NDA in the similar vein has not taken a soul in any of their co--ordinated attacks. They target imstallations and facilities. This attempt by dss to attach kidnapping and assassination to their portfolios is not only shameless, but desperate.

I do not need to be a supporter of any of the groups to see the lies. This government is too dumb and inept at employing diplomacy to political issues. You only make these groups popular with the use of force.

onomefm:
pls i will like to speak with you on phone, its something i need quickly ask about. thx

email first. I cannot give my number on a public forum. email me first then you'll get the number.

asha81:
That is why we said that you have a complex challenge because whatever you feel you have said does not matter. The reason am making it clear to you is because I need to make you understand that what you said is incoherently useless and does not factor as it is a trash to common reason. Worthless freaking fool that go about thinking that what he says matter to anyone. You need to reassess your mental status because your worthless self has failed and keep failing.

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I give up on you! You are irredeemably useless. What bothers me is the amount of arrogance you display even in quantum ignorance. You are not worth any further mentions.

asha81:
That is why we said that you have an insecurity challenge. It shows that what the OP said pained you beyond repair that you had to quickly burst and betray your frustration and bitterness.

What sensible people do is, whenever they see what they hate to see they will quickly look the other way and skip it then move on. Whether chestbeating or not it is not your business if you were not bitter after what the OP said and keep saying.

Hopeless inferiority infested b@stard, now crawl back like toad to your cave!


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I can see that you have the intelligence quotient of a pubic louse. Sorry gramps, I do not look the other way when I see something inherently wrong with a supposed young man's reasoning. I will voice it out. That is what sensible people do. You on the other hand do not seem to have any grey matter left in that empty cranium of yours hence why critical thinking befuddles you. Local champion!

onomefm:
hmm! please my name is onome, was reading this post so i decided to speak with to get some facts that i need. pls can i get your number, will like to get some info from you as regards relationship

Bros, I'm not a relationship adviser but you can email ironfosheezy@live.com.

asha81:
Why are you guys so full of insecurity? If what the OP did as much as pained you that deep that you couldn't bear it why not skip the thread than coming here to pour out your frustration and bitterness? Or rather open your own thread and say your own mind if you do not like what the OP of this thread has said! Some of you are just hopeless i.diots for crying out loud!


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If insecurity is being able to see through the chest beating antics of the op and the likes of you or being able to condemn celebration of mediocrity then so be it. Threads like this come up every time on NL and all one sees are pictures of bushes, brown roofs and mansions in the midst of slums. Then the usual chant "Anambra/south east leads, others follow!" And you wonder why others call Igbos boastful sometimes? If you had Banana Island or Apo or Parkview or VGC and all other posh estates across the nation located in Anambra, then the internet would break in half for the likes of you. Now would you kindly creep back into your hole like a miserable maggot?

iaamxavier:
pls which of these pictures are from them? because I can tell u the locations of all of these places if u doubt abeg swerve! meanwhile

Anambra is truly the light of the nation

south east lead the park while the rest follow

Why do you people allow ignorance to reign supreme in your lives? I am still unable to fathom why people will post pictures of an unplanned city with mansions and little roads and call it beautiful. Beauty lies in order! Cities that are beautiful are so because there is order, not because of mansions. Few Nigerian cities have that. Abuja, Calabar, Enugu, Owerri, Jos and a few others, though some with derelict structures but order.

All these empty boasts don't cut it. Nobody leads anything! The entire Nigeria is struggling in terms of infrastructure and urban renewal and planning. Most of the cities that had good plans have been decimated with uncontrolled developments and the newer cities mostly lack proper planning.

Ishilove:
Send an anonymous text to your uncle. Describe everything, plus the result of your investigation. Please remain anon.

After that whatever happens is their own palaver.

Thos is the only reasonable comment from all the female folks that have commented thus far. Tell your Dad about it or do as @crackhouse suggested earlier. Ignore all the female folks here telling you to mind your own business, they are only trying to p[rotect their own as that is exactly what most of them do! Cheat! He is your uncle, not her. If her sister caught her in the act, she'd still p[rotect her, but imagine if her sister caught yoir uncle, what do you think she'll do with the info? Keep mum? I think not so!

Family over a cheating biatch. If she infects your uncle and thier children with HIV, you will come to NL to post a regret thread. The only thing I'll add is ; do not break the news to your uncle directly, it needs to be done by an elderly person.

Are these ones trying to form Obama daughters? GTFOH! WGAS?

Bros! If you come be vic o nko? That nigga has been laughed at, scorned damned yet crucified....but still him rise. Focus on improving your self and like @dammytosh said, eliminate pride. That is the only way to learn. Haters gon' hate but sometimes haters have reason to hate because you give them reason to.
Ordinary go back to school and you are venting? He didnt tell you that you have the IQ of a fowl or ask if you came as a goat in your previous life? You never see mouth sef!
Himble yourself and try to associate with those who seem better than you, that way you can learn faster and know when you are being genuinely appreciated.

MarryMeee:
I have been with my husband for a while now and I can say we have been doing well for ourselves. But i have a problem with some relatives that are turning us into their atm machine. My husband has an uncle who has always had other people taking care of his children (5children from 3 different women) for him whilst he goes out to enjoy himself without a care in the world.

Last year my in laws asked us to take in one of his daughters so she could go to school in the city. I was hesitant at first since i did not know much about her or the father, but eventually I warmed up to the idea. Fast forward 6months later, I am sick and tired of it. She does not do her homework without being forced and sometimes she skips school. I have already been called 3times by her teacher making complaints about her attitude in class and her perfomance. If you do not dig for her homework from her bag she will not do it. This girl is already 11 and she is only in grade 4 and she bed-wets.

I do not usually resort to beating a child because I have told myself that should be the last resort, but at the same time I am tired of buying things for her because she is always destroying them. She will wear her best clothes to go play with mud outside and she has turned her school shoes in slippers. She is always losing her stationery and she has torn 2 of her school uniforms already. She once broke the toilet and we had to get a new (not toilet seat, i mean the actual damn toilet) and she broke the plasma in the living room barely 5months after we got it.

As if she is not a big enough headache, her father always finds himself in my house almost every month and he will not leave until you compensate him for coming to your house uninvited. Of course he will expect you to give him money and groceries to take home.

Everything has been frustrating my husband as well and he is considering taking the girl back to her father's house as soon as schools closes and to be honest i really do not have a problem with that, but my issue is that his family is against the idea because its not a christian thing to do (1Timothy 5v8)

To those who have been in the same situation, how did you resolve it amicably and where did you draw the line?

MY SISTER!!! Take the girl back home now when it is still early. Their type pf family seems like the ungrateful type. Do not give yourself heartache that would eventually turn to 'bad thing'. The most annoying part is the father's attitude. Thats a no no! We weeeee not take it! The thing with these types of relatives is that your efforts would be like pouring water down the drain in the long run.
If she does'nt run away from home one day, she'll feed her people with lies about you dehumanizing through beating etc...or eventually she'll get pregnant while in your house and all your good intentions would come to nought. As for all the things she did like breaking things, bedwetting, etc, those are normal things kids do but skipping school and unseriousness with her academics are red flags. Pay attention to those.

Madam! Madam!! MADAM!!! Heeennh! Heeenh! Start saving for when your own kids arrive, do not fall into that trap of caring what any bloke thinks. Your husband's family can adopt her if they are so concerned, you and your husband on the other hand need to look into the future.

Remove the monkey's hand from the pot of soup before it transforms into a human hand!

Bouyant or not, stomp your feet on the ground and say no! It is not your responsibility. If you agree now, the future holds hassles for you from your inlaws. No matter how pauperized they are, if they dont have the dignity to dress for their daughter's/sister's wedding, then they got no self respect at all. The highest you can do is buy for the parents out of the generosity of your heart, not as an obligation. Whole family ke?. Bii ti bawo?

The same Fashola that said that any serious government would solve the power issue in Nigeria in 6 months. Karma is a biatch. One year and counting, from hero to zero.

coolscott:
[size=13pt]If folks were quick to consider the AMCON-Bruce saga a deliberate move by the administration against key voices outside its party, it is because a precedent for doing this has (much as we may not like or admit it) already been set.[/size]

Exactly my point. If this govt was sincere about the fight against corruption, most people would applaud them regardless of affiliations. But unfortunately that is not the case. PMB is more of a divisive factor in Nigeria than a unifying one. The gulf is enlarging and no hope of cementing it in sight.
Like I said earlier after the polls, PMB should have towed the path of reconciliation after heating up the polity unneccesarily. He should have emulated Mandela of blessed memory who didnt go about jailing Piether Botha and co for his imprisonment and untold hardship on black south Africans. That would have been a costly mistake. Instead his actions endeared him to all eventually and helped put SA's economy on a pedestal.

PMB has chosen the path of ignominy and avoidable distraction and it is gonna be difficult for him to retrace his steps. He is incapable of flexibility and that is not how to be a democrat. This is the 21st century and civillian rule, not 1984 military dictatorship.

obailala:
You are absolutely right about the bolded above, I opened this thread purely to lament and expose the folly of several people who (I believe) have been making embarrassing comments over this silverbird issue since yesterday. I impulsively opened this thread in response to another thread which I bumped into in the morning (see below)

https://www.nairaland.com/3184912/dangota-also-owing-amcon-209

So you admit to opening a 'we vs. them' thread. Goodluck with that, but mind you, you cannot win that arguement. You and like mimded fellows will only congregate and pontificate on your version of the truth.

DaBullIT:
Master Of Deceit: Man Begging Fayose Was His ex-PA Whom He Assisted To Get Job At Zenith Bank

June 24, 2016
Zenith Bank SAGA

It has been revealed that man kneeling down as Zenith Bank staff begging Governor Ayodele Fayose was his former Personal Assistant whom he assisted to get employment in The bank.

It was also revealed that The man only came to beg Fayose in his private capacity of being his former Personal Assistant.
The rest of The deceit called Ayodele Fayose is revealed in this narration below as supplied by Oyesile Odunayo Okuwasola on his Facebook page:


The man Kneeling down in the picture below is Bunmi Falana, a.k.a Bumshaka. Bumshaka is one of the Ayo Fayose’s boys together with Goke Olatunji [G.O.K] Fayose’s P.A in the past.
Goke and Bunmi were together with Ayo Fayose during the 2003 Governorship struggle against Otunba Niyi Adebayo the then incumbent Governor.


When Fayose emerged as the Executive Governor of the State, he appointed Goke as Personal Assistant, while Bunmi [Bumshaka] was said to inform Fayose that he preferred a career job, hence he was fixed with Zenith Bank via the capacity of Ayo Fayose, and for his banking purposes.


He was brought in to handle all his banking transactions till 2006 when Mr. Fayose was chased out of Ekiti State Government House following his impeachment.
After this regrettable rein of Mr. Fayose in 2006, Bunmi Falana [Bumshaka] was transferred by Zenith Bank to Ogun State until 2014 when he was expectedly transferred back to Ekiti at the commencement of the June 21, 2014 Governorship Election Campaigns in the State as requested by Gov. Fayose.


This transfer request and the promotion of Bunmi as the Branch Manager are part of the conditions Gov. Fayose gave Zenith Bank before he could have confidence in any transaction with the Bank. About the ongoing drama titled, Ayo Fayose’s Election fund by Zenith Bank; Fayose strongly felt disappointed in his boy [Bumshaka] in which the said boy realize and thereby resolved to beg his boss who by his chances rise to his present status in the Banking job.


To the notice of the General Public, Bunmi Falana a.k.a Bumshaka begs Gov. Fayose within his individual capacity, and NOT on behalf of the Zenith Bank. The way Bunmi Falana dramatised, by kneeling down to beg Gov. Fayose in the presence of the Zenith Bank Executives was strange, but left with no choice than to be short of words.

thegazellenews.com/2016/06/24/master-of-deceit-man-begging-fayose-was-his-ex-pa-whom-he-assisted-to-get-job-at-zenith-bank/

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WHOIS search of thegazellenews shows the site has been registered since 2013 , it's not a new blog, but i still don't trust the source, ekiti people please confirm this news

Story for the Gods. There was a begging and the beggar was Bumshaka and Bumshaka is a staff of Zenith bank begging on behalf of zenith bank ostensibly to save his job. The beggee is Gov. Fayose. The point you are trying so hard to prove makes no sense whatsoever.

The driver of that car must be a RAT! Only rodents can cause that kind of destruction. I wouldnt even pay for a tow van to tow the car let alone buy the car. Heaven knows what will be left of the engine.

Fanyogoyogo:
[size=18pt]Biafran terrorists, no Yoruba blood spilled will go unpunished.[/size]

Some of you folks are stoking the embers of violence, pray you dont encounter it. You kids need to learn to chill and think before typing. Talk is cheap but you still get to pay heavily when the time comes.

bendeco12:
this one na warning to all these Yoruba cowards ranting on nairaland. .... very annoying Set of people... una neva see anything. ....


still me: Nwa Onitsha (bendeco)

Hush! Keep kwayet! Your statement above is very very silly and insensitive to say the least. Grow up.