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So we are suppose to join them or b applauding them? What manner of gibberish is this Bayi

You should sponsor Bill to reduce you nd ur colleague salaries 1st..... Olè ọ fún

Lori ìró extra... Dem just dey Whine bàbà su ẹ

Wow

ov3.5

Nice

3-1 congrats to home/ov3.5 gengs

Chai make i jam this one with confirm pounded yam enh to be washed down with chilled Coca-Cola mama.... The kind sleep i go sleep enh

Endgame - Taylor Swift Ft. Ed Sheeran & Future fell in love with it first time i heard it

stanleychybyke:
Parvo

Chai.... Wàhálà for who bring problem come nairaland

Offpoint1:
Repeated SS twice, was supposed to grad at 16, ended up graduating at 18.... worse, my addiction was super Mario Bros and Sonic The Hedgehog. I was obsessed with saving Princess Peach, funny till I quit playing the game I couldn't saved the princess for over 3 years.

I became depressed and abandoned the game when I read somewhere the princess I was trying to save all these years wasn't really in any form of danger, rather ran away from her father's Castle to her prince charming. All my efforts were in vain, princess was enjoying her boyfriend dxxk, while I thought she was in Danger. That was how I quit playing video games till date.

Kúkú kill me

None actually didn't really fancy them... Na only vcd player games i play plus mobile games wen it all started... Days of waptrick/sefan/wapday/wapking American gangster, assassin's creed, pop, real football

Hmmm

Just another photoshoot... Nothing else

blinking001:
Buhari leads by example...he's a true definition of a democrat....he decided to take the risk to show Nigerians that the Covid-19 vaccine wasnt as bad as it's been portrayed by conspiracy theorists...this life na to follow who know road sure pass. We You love president Buhari

Abeg speak for yourself..... Àní ṣòfò ó

And he snapped pictures in the dirt.. Disgusting why can't he clear it and redirect them to a new dumpling site

Can't they ban this group of idiots.... They are just polluting our airwaves

When it's already too late... Bàbá just wake

Are u done pampering bandits?

Siberia01:
You Don't Need to go to school you can still make it .... just went and wasted his four years studying stupid mathematics

In a sane country mathematics isn't a waste...

So she dey go out without her tfare...? Is she that broke? Twitter is full of superstory sha...

Yenyenyen... You still won't become president... Btw who ask u?

They should reason Buhari too 2023 still far o

Not surprised... Happens in school hostel or school area very well. It's always funny sha

Story olórí kẹ̀dẹ̀rẹ̀

What with these guys and powerbikes as we get smooth roads...

sapphiere:
Men will use "I Will Marry You" to sleep with you if you show sign of desperation.
After sleeping with you, they now remember that their parents this, their parents that.

God will punish every man that has gone in between my legs with fake marriage promise.

Ọmọ x1000

Kondomatic:
One thing I find very annoying is somebody telling me how to spend my own money that's right inside my pocket.

Boss, you fall hand.

You see that place you buy bottled water for twice the price? Nah slap you deserve.


There was a time I was in Lagos for a seminar, I hanged out with babe and I noticed something about her. She used to come in the evening and leave in the morning[that's actually how I prefer my woman, like the moon. Show up in the evening and disappear in the morning] because of her work but this time she was free.


She likes to show off with my money.


We go here to eat, she will be like TIP this guy.

We go another place, TIP that guy.


The girl is nice TIP her, the gate man is kind TIP him, I was just laughing inside while TIPPING them here and there like a TIMPER.


When it was time for her to go, I brought the amount I usually give her for tfare, counted it so she know it was complete and then removed all the tips.


That was the last time that nonsense happened.

this one sweet my Belle serves her right... Na her tip she don dash out.... Very funny people

Wàhálà for who no fit say no... So you were saying yes to everything even though you were the one paying for it.. Suffering and smiling... Get some balls abeg else this is how your relationships will always turn out... Ladies generally study you once they see you don't have balls they take charge and control you