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Anyone wants to help me test out these free android apps that I just created. You can download and install them from your device at the weblink shown below each of them.

Nigeria Video World : Dynamic video list of video from and about Nigeria fetched from Youtube and Google
http:///7wg973s


Nigeria News World : Dynamic news from and about Nigeria fetched from services all over the world
http:///87w43hv

They are still testing so please give me your response

Good riddance to the short bastard. Next to go is the White House nigger . Then the fool in UK after which Nemesis can have some rest. Idiots.

shymmex: I'm connected to my Nigerian identity - I'm from little Lagos in London a la Peckham - it can't get realer than that.

LOL. As far as I know , even black people are afraid to visit Peckham. Sorry my private joke.

To summarise this thread :

Summarising this thread :

I hate Blackberry
Meaning: I don't have a BB and can't afford one so I hate all of you people whho have a BB

All that you can do is ping
Meaning: At least that is all I am able to do with it even if I had one.

Give yours to me and I will burn it
Meaning: If it is mine I won't burn it o! I only like burning other people's property

My phone is the best
Meaning : Even though it cost me only N3k , and it begins to call people on its own when I am asleep, but I will pretend it is the best

Smartphone rocks, they are the best in the world
Meaning : Duh! what is a smartphone ? I will probably hate it too very soon. I can't figure out how to operate this shit.

When I was less than 5 years old or before, I built toy car from empty cardboard boxes and empty milk tins (pangolo), sometimes I used bottle caps for wheels. Everybody used to enjoy seeing me pull those cars around vrooom.. vroom . sadly nobody has publicly exposed me yet on china website. Haba this is not fair

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muyiscoii: you don't need to do any setup to use it. Just plug in your modem, go to the network manager applet on the upper right corner of your screen (it shld be the first icon. the one that looks like waves , or maybe arrows up n down). click on it and you will see "MTN Default 1" or something like that. Click on that and you will be connected rightaway. The only caveat is that you will not be able to check speeds and data usage but that can be remedied by using this http://ubuntunigeria./2010/08/18/monitor-your-data-usage-on-ubuntu-easily-using-ntm/. As for topup and plan changes, i'm afraid you'll have to do that from a phone or a windows computer.

Thanks,this did not work with Starcomms USB modem though. Can you advise on how to do

I want to run my USB modem on Ubuntu Linux OS . Does anyone know how ?

PrettyCindy, I am going to be pretty brutal about this post , else you will probably be back here in another 3 years (you sound 18 years old) to ask the same question.

PrettyCindy: I was married to a Yoruba man 2yrs ago (am from d East). The man is from a polygamous family and deeply believed in divorce; infact 3weeks into the marriage he suddenly decared that divorce is an option when anyone of us gets tired. Bottom line, the marriage lasted for just 7 months.

I don't see that any LOVE was involved as a factor before and after you both got in the marriage. What attracted you to him ? Good at sex ? Got a good job and some money ? Had a sweet tongue ?

PrettyCindy: I did all I could to make our marriage work but I was totally frustrated. My pregnancy was 2 months old when he physically assaulted me repeatedly kicking my stomach. My child survived and he is 4 months old now, a healthy baby.

Really !! You were just sitting there all by yourself and minding your business and not even talking to anyone and he just came and started kicking your stomach like football ? Was he a frustrated Arsenal fan ?

PrettyCindy: Now the thing is this, am a single mum now as we are finally seperated. What chances are there for single mum‘s to find love, are they discriminated against? Am not saying i want to start dating again now, i just want to know what its like for us out there.

Take a rest. You want to finally start doing things that you ought to have done before you got married and regretted it. Go get yourself a good job instead , and then present yourself as a good woman (do community service at church, children homes etc) then a good man will most likely come along.

denitro: Ecobank took my N60,000.. Its been 2 years now....

Really ! Their ATM took my 5000 Naira only 4 days ago . So no hope for me then ?

Is Tinubu really 60 ? Some people say he is actually 70 . Why do politicians lie do much ? Shame.

Beaf: [size=21pt]Swaga.[/size]

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Uncle Segeee! Ko baje fun awon olote .

What is meaning of apako ? . like in "I go nack your apako". I hear it sais several times especialy in a song.

Fear catch dem at last

How daft ! I have had the same shoe size for more than 10 years and will surely have the same shoe size in the next 20 years. So has my age stopped increasing ?

@OP Falana gbo ti e . Mind your own business. Since you are jobless how will you cope with cashless society. ? People no go fit give you dash anymore na.

Technically he cannot be tried on corruption charges in UK because the crime was not commited in UK. He can only be tried for corruption in Nigeria.

I want to buy a cheap (far below N50000) multimedia projector. Any offers ?

It is very good for the brain. In fact they use alcohol for preservation of organs from spoiling in biology labs.

Actually it is because when they make mistakes , they can be able to claim that what you read is not what they wrote. O ya read it to me and let'sargue it out.

N4.1m Ha! ha! ha!

Extremely thougtful bank. As someone who has lived long abroad one thing that struck me is that they have access (ramps) for disabled persons at most of their branches. Most people don't notice this of course.

Yes, Boko haram tried to kill me too. I dodge. Foolish people.

This is a bigger problem than most of you making replies seem to understand and it could seriously lead to psychiatric condition. I used to have this years ago and it was caused by drinks with high caffeine and smoking. Stop drinking coke, energy drinks and coffee . If you are smoking this is time to stop. Create habit of drinking a lot of water and milk.

Does anyone have a Debian Linux installation CD for sale or to give away . Around ibadan or Lagos. Please sms 08085007469

Until we learn to call a spade a spade the world will never come to their senses. What is "gay" about two HOMO-S-E-X-U-AL men  S-H-A=G=G+ING one another in the anus , or two LES-BIAN women doing whatever it is they do in bed together ? And then then coming to us in public on the street and saying go f-uck yourselves. We should beat them up.