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Looking for BMW wagon Maximum mge 2002
Or mercedes benz SUV or volvo SUV max 2002
Naija use considered

ehie: jesus first commandment,love your neigbour as yourself,he said if a man strikes u turn the other cheek,he said pray for your enemies,god said in psalms,do not rejoice when you see your enemy suffer lest god sees your joy and heaps the same fate on your head.they dont teach love,peace n peseverance,did jesus tell peter to strike the jailers who came for him,did jesus destroy all who crucified him,has god destryed all of us since we sin everyday and are therefore his enemy??well the church appeals to those full of vengance and are bitterness,i doubt if god listens to their screams

If you like continue to pray that God should give your enenies more power strength and energy to continue to oppress you. I will be pleased to assist you pray that prayer for yourself.:O

[quote author=~Bluetooth]He's thinking about his ugly bi't'ch strapped to a hospital bed in Germany.[/quote]Bros true true him wife name na PatienCE but yer own name na PatienT . Dem don dey find you for Aro from where u escape. Walai

Now the president resorts to posed photographs to try and convince us that he truly works for a living . Na wa oh !

Excelboi: Are you a bast.ard? Why must you call me a fool. Don't get me annoyed this morning. Can't some people make comments without insults? Nawao for ur frustrated life.

Evil spirit ? I reject it in Jesus' name. Amen

I learnt some Arabic in university because I was thinking of going to work in Saudi oil industry. I didn't go but it wasn't wasted effort.

Since your children may have to be dealing with a lot of Chinese in the future considering how much they are investing in Nigeria, doesn't it make sense that those children learn at least the basic of that language so that your country does not get ripped off when doing business ? Don't be myopic in your views.The Chinese learn English for the same reason.

Most Nigerians really still belong in the dark ages. as someone mentioned not long ago it is just a condition known as Red Tide http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide

End of the world ? I can't stop laughing at these people.

Ptolomeus: What is less beneficial for me?
a) Tithing a pastor for him to buy a plane
b) Buy this useless book, without any benefit to me?

Regards!

Why useless? Have you read it ?

MyFidelis: Hey scallywag,I laugh at your stupidity and childishness.Who told you that I am from Lagos? Anyway,since Nairaland has become your father's house,let me watch what you can do to stop the Garri Activists and Freedom of Speech Advocates.Henceforth,we shall invade all stupid threads that are brought to the frontpage.*In low tone* Feli,are u crying?

Poor deluded monkey. Get a life.

MyFidelis: Mr Sycophant,you got it all wrong.Do you think I'll be delighted to watch Nairaland go down?I only advocate freedom of speech here and nothing else.I think your understanding of the word SPAMMING has gaps.I don't have anything against you,but it seems there is 'power failure' in the 'zone of understanding',in that soft and delicate grey-white substance in your head,called BRAIN.

Freedom of speech ko freedom of speech ni. Go and do freedom of speech on your own property . It is people like you who sit in a room and parlour and threaten to take landlord to court for not paying your electricity bills. Irresponsible people like you who insist on selling kulikuli on Lagos traffick instead of forking back to your bush state and begin to cry Fasola is a tribalist for not allowing you freedom to earn a living selling kulikuli on Western Avenue or turbing whole of Ikeja into seconh hand wares market. You are a disgrace to the human race and on this Nairaland forum you have been nothing but Vandals and I am still wondering why you lot have not been exterminated yet for somany weeks. Price of garri indeed. Na so 30 Naira hard you ? Sign that you need a job instead of being a nuisance here.

MyFidelis: It is either you missed English classes while in school,or you never actually had formal education.What is the relationship between my post( on the inappropriate wield of 'ban power') and the cost of running a site? The Sabbath was made for man,and not man for the Sabbath.Should the fact that it requires money to run a site prevent people from enjoying the use of it? How would Mr Seun had felt,if he used billions to design the forum and no one used it because of his overly-restrictive rules?In my opinion,you are lost in yourself.mtchew!

Oya go and start your own forum instead of trying to spoil another person's work wicked people. It will be good riddance to rubbish people. Nairaland will have fresh air.

You no go go ?

MyFidelis: I'm not yet a member of the Nairaland Comrade Garri Campaign Team.However,I hate it when Mr Seun or a moderator threatens nairalanders with a ban,as if there existence on earth depends solely on their being a member of Nairaland.Seun and his mods should understand that the survival of Nairaland depends on its members and not the other way round.

Somehow people fail to acknowledge that it takes money to run this forum. How much do you pay to use this site? Will you keep coming back and will this forum not die if ppl keep coming to post crap everyday because they have nothing to lose and if the site closes down that is Seun's wahala? Free speech indeed. Why don't you ask someone to create a forum like this for you guys for less than N100k and you can have a great time spamming yourselves sense-less about price of garri and okporoko and bitterleaf. Otherwise go back home to Aba or Onitsha and sell Okirika boxers and bras. Free speech ko.

kay9: Just googled ''price of garri''.

Well done; do it several times more. For each search you do Seun earns good dollars while you people are making monkeys of yourselves over price of gari.

[quote author=.bbpreye]I want Nairalanders to share their views on how this question has become an offensive statement on threads. I started the campaign and I have served my numerous bans. Am sorry if I offended anyone. Please mods, let the people be the judge on this issue. Is it wrong to ask about the price of garri?

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Re: The Price Of Garri by Seun(m): 4:03pm On Aug 31

Yes, please,

It's wrong to ask about the price of garri on a thread that has nothing to do with garri. Doing so will earn you a ban.

Thanks for your kind cooperation.

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Seun u can see the difference in the number of LIKES! You just av to change your stance on this![/quote]This guy is a hopeless VANDAL (smh)

akraym: If others won’t say it, we will. We are tired of wack artistes being embraced as the real deal. Some acts who parade themselves as the next best thing are really people with no talent who are hell bent on being famous and blocking the way for talented people in an already over-saturated industry.

These artistes can have meaningful day jobs. Not everyone can be a singer, rapper or entertainer. These guys we have listed below need to do us a favour and drop the mic and leave music to the folks who have talent.


1) Flowssickk:
Don’t let the pretty boy looks fool you; Flowssickk knows much about music like our first lady knows about the English language. His debut single “Lowkey” was based off a Wizkid line and didn’t pop until the Clarence Peters video came out. His follow-up single “Ringtone” is languishing in nowhere-ville. Flowssickk doesn’t really offer much musically. When his wack bars couldn’t cut it he switched to pop music. With lines such as “she dey use MTN but I give her the Glo” Flowssickk should quit the music scene go back to school and come out with a degree, hopefully.



2) Tunde Ednut:
When this dude came on the scene, he “claimed” to be a comedian who had won several awards in the UK. The funny thing is that Mr. Tunde hasn’t pursued his stand-up comedy trade in Nigeria which has a more lucrative industry. The young man has decided to pursue a career in music. Well the good news is that his songs will crack your ribs. They are funny (and wack) as hell! Clearly we can all see Tunde Ednut is a struggle artiste but yet he remains hell bent on making Nigerians suffer. Don’t be fooled by “Catching Cold” remix, Tunde Ednut cannot crack a joke and crack the music charts. My guy you need a day job, we heard Dangote is hiring with good pay too.


3) Sina Rambo:
OMG! Sina Rambo is the epitome of wackness in rap music. Kids in kindergarten classes have better rhymes. His delivery is poor and wordplay is non-existent. This guy shouldn’t be labeled as a rapper. His level of wackness is yet to be qualified. The only reason why this guy has a record deal is because he is related to the minimally talented Davido. I fear for the worst in that family. Sina go back to school, get a degree and run of the companies in your rich family’s portfolio.



4) B-Red:
It’s hard to believe that two brothers can be on the same level of wackness. It happens every 9,000 years. B-Red and Sina Rambo are the one in every 9,000 years. No need to write much on B-Red. The same applies to him to. He is as wack as his brother.


5) Dencia:
We ain’t even going to front, Dencia is eye candy. The only problem is that her songs make you want to cut your ears. No female artiste blatantly uses sex appeal to further her career like Dencia. There is nothing wrong in this if her songs are good. They are not! Career advice Dencia, the video vixen industry is popping in Nigeria, we feel your talents are required there. Singing is not in your foreseeable future or in any future for that matter. Please leave the mic alone

Ota mi o ni ya foko
Akoyoyo nio da lorun
Omolanke nio kan lese
Onigedu nio da lehin
A wa ma rin bai, rin bai, rin bai

Jisoro dey kill o

preciousmee: As there ever been a time in your marriage that you felt you could have been a little patient with your decision to marry your husband or wife?

EVERYBODY marries the WRONG person . There will be times you will want to even "kill" him/her , but for the grace of God.

I often notice people say BMW is not good, no 2nd value etc. Why is this ?

How will your ban and eventual expulsion affect the price of garri ?

Typical attitude of some people to do unwholesome things (such as setting up shop in the street anyhow) and then begin to cry that they are being persecuted.Stop acting like illiterates... At least among civilised people.


[quote author=.bbpreye]where do i start from?
before i start i want to thank all of you for ur comments and bashings! both the garri supporters and the non-garri supporters at least we av made someone happy in one way or the other looking at the fun part and even seun and his abachalike mods know that.

my fellow garri advocates can u imagine the trauma i av been going through watching my pet project ''how does this affect the price of garri" make the front page and to my greatest suprise the BOSS himself answered me directly and made me watch the thread without being able to talk to my people.
check this out....

mukina2 banned bbpreye for troll/offtopic. Ban expires at September 10, 2012 at 03:43:01 PM.

where is the freedom of speech?
banning me will not solve the problem, cos there are more garri advocates out there that will stand for their rights.

if they like they can ban me again i dont care all i know is that until they answer the question "how does this affect the price of garri in the market" the garri revolution will continue on NL and we are all expecting an apology thread from the BOSS himself.

i rest my case.
thanks.

BBpreye[/quote]

obadiah777: he was quite a good looking fella in a blaxploitation afro black power kinda way. oyedepo that is. like he could be ron o neal or shaft or super fly or the hammer or a cast in 3 the hard way.

Daddy you take style show your age sha... 65 at least..

mesef: There's new development in Lagos since PHCN stabilized electricity...Lagosians especially around the mainland,are beginning to connect their electricity directly to the wire poles because they feel they exhaust their meter card too quickly and they do not want to buy the meter recharge cards again!!just imagine!!

Its so sad that we quick judge and chastise the govt and authorities but we forget to start the discipline from ourselves and our environs...

Its sad and disheartening!

Pictures ? Or are you also one of them >

afam4eva: Why is Peckam not on that list?

If I lived in UK I will be embarrassed to find myself living in Peckham . Even black people are afraid to visit Peckham - morning, afternoon or night.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Market = Wildest place to me. It can turn a Lady to warrior.

What do you first notice? Her attitude or her appearance?[/quote]Big deal. I am a man and I actually LOVE going to market by myself. I like to SEE and chose what is going to end up in my stomach. If you don't go to market I pity you.

djmally: Only in nigeria will a poster post a mixture of sentimental thrash and truthful reality.
May God save Nigerians

Thank you my brother. Obviously the poster has been only in Nigeria

DivideUs: please tell me this is true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see dont play o

I am hoping that someone will enlighten me more too. As I said it was sent to me.

I received following in my mail from a friend. Is this why many think a national conference will be unnecessary and the break up will come naturally ?

1914 Amalgamation will expire in 1914.- Life span of 100 years only.
Sent: Aug 11, 2012 11:58 AM

  From Emerson Dear reader, Are you aware that the 1914 amalgamation of Nigerian ethnic nationalities was designed to last for 100 years only? By 2014, this amalgamasies will expire and all ethnic nationalities will automatically become sovereign nations. That is why the international community confirmed recently that Nigeria will disintegrate by 2015. This is why various constituents including Ijaw, Ogoni and Bakassi have made relevant declarations recently. That is also why Boko Haram has engaged in the murderous campaign of terror to define its frotiers. You may study the amalgamation document. Don't be taken by surprise. Prepare yourself for the showdown. Emenike

luvinhubby: Did you sniff Detergent, listen to yourself, the press (both print & electronic), was invited to cover the handing over by hospital management.

Please tell me how it is like to sniff detergent since you seem to be an expert on this. Is the fo.ol the only reporter invited ? Are Channels , Guardian , also taking picture of the mangled body parts to show to relations and make them cry more ? Because you have a camera doesn't mean you have the right to go taking pictures anyhow. It is our uneducated journalists that ought to show restraint. If I were there I would have used more than a bottle on this fo ol. Put yourself in the shoes of the victims' relations and tell me how you will react.

The fool got less than what he deserved. He wants to go and put pictures of dismembered bodies in his newspaper to cause more anguish for the families of the victims just to sell newspaper. Animals like these ought to be beaten like animals.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]So people really took it seriously??

Last year it was killer apple, the year before that it was killer beans. Before that it was killer rain, before that one killer number, then killer 2go, killer 2come

Nigerians ehn, we think we are so special. . ..death has to hit our nation in some exotic way.[/quote]Killer country. Devil finds work for IDLE hands and heads.

LOL . Bros Gbajue don gbano je again. Tie ti ba e.

Gbawe: Have you no shame at all or is deciet your middle name? You openly called this a "silly thieving scheme" !!!! How can you claim your negative, ungracious and uncouth "point" is then equal to the objective and balanced submissions of Aribisala0?

Bruv, it is not by force to talk when all people will see is a shameless and thoroughly dishonest attempt to shift the goal post. You were nothing but negative and uncomplementary about this scheme. Shame your previous post now disgraces this your attempt at 'objective poster' pretense.

I don't know why some of you cannot take positions, whether good or bad, and stick by it instead of this shameless perambulations that just display fickle and mischievous minds that stands for nothing and believe in nothing enduringly.

aribisala0: I think the more important questions with schemes like these are practical ones; properly identifying entitled persons,maitaining data integrity whilst not subjecting elderly persons to arduous and debilitating verification protocols,not easy.In Nigeria it will be difficult to prevent civil servants manipulating the scheme for fraud.The number of beneficiaries is a lot smaller than I would have expected but maybe most people die younger in Osun.Hmm

Thank you sir. Exactly my point before dayo-oponu and gbajue began to insult me for not realising that osun state is now america.