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dayokanu: The same place where they get money to go on trips abroad, sponsor hajj and jerusalem pilgrims, Go on trips to london, Dubai, Trinidad etc, the same place where they get money for brand new cars fromm

The criteria is being aged and without income, I dont know if ECN card is a criteria to being aged in your own village.

How do aged people in America get their money? Do they take it to their house? How do aged pensioners get their monthly pension do they take it to their bedroom?

Never mind. I will still continue to help you pray that those witches will stop eating your brain. In summary What you have said so far is that
1. FG will fund this brainwave of your oga.
2. As for the other questions we should all mimd our business especially since Osogbo is now Washington. O erudite statesman, I hail you.
I am also done with you by the way.

Gbawe: Sometimes it is good to keep a dignified silence rather than speak only to then appear empty. To put issues in perspective, this fund will help 1,602 elders precisely with N10.000.00 monthly. That is, give or take, £4,000.00 Monthly and £48,000.00 yearly.

Oga you get problem o. He be like say you done escape Yaba left again becos na pyjamas and slippers you wear come this place.if I talk more than this now you go start fldey curse my father. Simple qustions you no gree answer since morning and na long ting as usual. Where will Aregbe find the money ? What criteria will be used for giving - is it if you carry ECN card ? IF aged person cannot go collect will the money be taken to their homes? If so how do you ensure that bonafide disabled aged are getting the money and not ghost-aged ? Chikena. Over to you sir. Just try to answer a question in civil manner for once without bindind demons of your fathers house. O ga o

dayokanu: Senseless posts as usual. How do pensioners collect their money? When elderly people in other countries are paid their benefits, how do they collects it.

if you want to criticize, think deep and come up with something sensible not this putrid tripe you are posting

LOL I am sure that gave you an instant e.rection . Ti e ti ba e.

How much of this money go lost in the pocket of "ghost elders" , considering that most who need these homes cannot leave their homes to go collect from wherever ?
Stupid thieving scheme. These Aregbesola people are not crazy , merely very smart at thinking up new, foolproof ways to steal money

How practical is it to sell ebooks and similar download items in Nigeria from consideration of online and mobile payment systems availability. Is there a way to make buyers pay online in Naira or to pay by mobile transfer ?

Data download cost nko ? You probably pay up to 30,000 a month for that or more if you will wish to watch this as often as DSTV.I say this is an impractical TV option for Nigeria.

obi123: i remember when i was the mgr of a gambling place in the UK, just to make my staff sit up , as soon as i arrive work,with the most serious face i will tell one of the staff to put up the vacancy sign at the window and to go and make copies of the store application form and job description.
Then all through the day i will call them one by one into the office for nothing in particular, because i know when they get to the shop floor they will ask each other what it was about and when they say nothing really , they will think the person is hiding something unknowingly, there really is nothing.
And like a charm , the store will be immaculate , customer service will improve immediately. GOOD TIMES

So how did you get fired

Ignorance is a bad thing. There are more BB users in India and some latin America countries than in Nigeria.

engineerd: This once great company was ruined by its former overpaid executives who lacked foresight! Most CEO's in North America only know how to do one thing....CUT JOBS!
Blackberry is pretty much dead everywhere else but AFRICA(Nigeria in particular)!

THIS. IS A PUBLIC INFORMATION MESSAGE FROM NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF ARMED ROBBERS OF NIGERIA

lilkech: We all know that armed bandits have been laying ambush for unsuspecting motorists and travelers on our highways especially on the lonely stretch of road between the Benin by-pass and the town of Benin itself. I don't think our police force can help out at this particular area of the highway so we need to be prepared for the worst.

They manage to stop vehicles and buses by either throwing objects onto the road directly in the path of your vehicle, pretending to be servicing a broken down vehicle or they just COME OUT GUNS DRAWN AND DANGEROUSLY POINTING IT AT YOUR VEHICLE or worse still BLAZE AT YOU.

If you are ever unfortunate enough to be stopped by those highway robbers, please take special heed to the advice I wish to give on this thread.

STEP 1

Once you notice the robbers trying to pull your vehicle over, just 'FLOOR IT', unless of course they have their guns already pointed directly at you from afar. In this case 'JUST STOP YOUR VEHICLE' because you wouldn't want to test if their weapons are loaded, or do you? I seriously hope not.

STEP 2

If your vehicle gets pulled over, do not make the mistake of trying to fight your way out of the situation because of the likely consequence (see step 1 above)

STEP 3

Normally at this stage the bandits will commence to quickly search you and the full vehicle for plunder able valuables. If you are in a commuter bus, then the bandits will force the doors open and coerce the passengers to RUN INTO THE BUSH adjacent the lane you were pulled over on (to the right). I prefer to run into the bush also but ON THE OPPOSITE LANE OF THE HIGHWAY or ON THE HIGHWAY ITSELF AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE (if the chance presents itself). If you were robbed on the road itself then forget about the next steps and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE FAST.

IN THE NEXT STEPS IT IS ASSUMED THAT YOU ARE TRAVELLING ALONE. THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTUALLY ON YOUR OWN AT THIS POINT, FORGET 'CROWD MENTALITY' AND USE YOUR BRAIN FROM HERE ON

STEP 4

Once the bandits demand that you run into the bush you can either choose to crouch and whimper in the bus (feint hearted) or dash out from the bus. Please remember to leave your traveling bags and heavy stuff in the bus before leaving it (no matter what you've got in it) as carrying them will slow you down and automatically turn you into a target for the bandits to single out. If you remained in the bus then just sit tight and await the return of the other members of your vehicle from the bush.

NOW IT GETS REALLY SERIOUS AND TRICKY FROM HERE

STEP 5

Once you are out of the bus and dashing into the jungle please DO NOT RUN TOGETHER WITH/ IN THE SAME DIRECTION WITH YOUR CO-PASSENGERS as the crowd mentality will cloud your judgment. You should under no circumstance run MORE THAT A FEW METERS INTO THE BUSH before falling on the ground and LAYING THERE FOR NO MORE THAN 10 MINUTES before getting up and slowly make your way back to the road in another direction from which either you or your co-passengers came into the bush. This is because the bandits will waste no time in plundering the bus/car and then taking off into the same bush themselves.

If you run too far into the bush YOU WILL DEFINITELY ENCOUNTER THE REST OF YOUR CO-PASSENGERS AS WELL AS THE MAIN GANG OF BANDITS (did you really think that the 3 or 4 guys that stopped your vehicle were all the members of the gang? Well, think again) plus you also run the risk of getting lost and losing your handy belongings (phones, wallets, purses e.t.c) in the confusing jungle marathon race that you and others would have participated in.

BUT IF YOU DID RUN DEEP INTO THE JUNGLE OUT OF FEAR, THEN READ ON.

STEP 6

Band together with other members of your vehicle and then coordinate within yourselves to present the bandits with the valuables you can afford to lose (yes, because the robbers MUST find you) and try to find a safe and traceable place to hide the items that you consider of high value to you. Remember to keep little cash for your transport fare aside just in case but remember that YOU MUST PRESENT THE ROBBERS WITH SOMETHING(S) OF TANGIBLE INTEREST TO BE CONSIDERED 'SAFE' AT THIS POINT. Failure to do so might cause the bandits to inflict injuries on you or worse still cost you your life.

Once and after you have been robbed just immediately proceed to make your way back to your vehicle which must still be parked on the highway itself (unless of course your driver has left you behind), THANK THE LORD YOUR GOD and continue with your journey.

Have a nice travel experience and safe journey.

BishopNiyi: how much last?

Na fish you dey price ? LOL

How much will it cost for work to be done on it. Senseless to travel to PH and find a vehicle with engine damage or some other matter.

Alpha2k: It is disturbing to see maize being sold for about N50 when the cost of producing a standard cob of fresh maize on the farm is N6.

My expectation is that having charged marketers N6 to grow a standard cob of maize, giving an investment period of below 4 months, a 100% profit on investment is ok. Making it available to consumers at N20 or worst N25.

That is chicken feed to most people anyway

I am a pastor. I want

Lol I no sum1 wu cn BORROW u 1.

alaoeri: People are gradually reducing passion for facebook, the initial zeal isn't there anymore hope its doesn't turn to myspace in the nearest future.

I think FB is too complicated and hard to understand for a lot of people who use NL.

achi4u: i lov tonto too much dat i can handle ten at a go

Ten fingers at a go ! Guy you dey try o

Acidosis: in own too much self abeg. .e just carry government and Lagos for head like say na him property.
now that you are angry with my sincere comments throughout this thread.
What will do?

Better go back to your bush state or else your only achievement from coming to Lagos will be that you went to prison for selling kulikuli on the highway against the law. Bush man.

mekaboy: [b][/b]

what if you were them and they were you? are u the one that choose to be born into the family you were born into or raised in the environment you were? what if the reverse was the case?

be careful wat u wish for others. u dont know 2morow. may GOD help them.

Yes poverty is bad. However you can't remove poverty from people until you remove them from a situation of poverty. I don't know any poor Nigerian person in Lagos (or London , NY, Paris, etc) with nowhere else to go - they should go back HOME

What is 2Go ?

manmustwac: Those people should at least be rehoused before the security agents just went and destroyed their property. Afterall they are human beings who have a right to live.

Their property indeed ! It is people like you who will go and start posting pictures of Makoko on internet for world to see and say "This is Nigeria" . Those people deserve to be removed from that place and sent back to their villages for their own good and sake of their own health. Notice ko , notice ni.

denzel2009: I remember I used to swim from Obalende to Ebute Metta before the bridge was constructed.

Bros you too ? Me I used to swim from Obalende to Oworo

This man is a disappointment all over. Period. I am particularly disappointed by how he handled Libya and Obamacare. He has cut his own throat. Foolish black man.

Rere run.

Yet another proof that gays are dangerous lun.atics and should be exterminated when caught

Yorisb: Well, for men, the one and most effective way to lose weight is to marry a 'bad' woman.

You sound like you are recently divorced bro

LOL This Ibadan self . Years ago I hear pastor go enter lion cage for zoo because he don get anointing . Anyways sha hungrY lion no sabi anointing o

Juju is super-real you foools . How ele did some peeps on NL get to America without VISA !

Eleha for olympics ? This doesn't sound right at all

So because he is a man of. God and his marriage failed you must kill him. For God's. Sake WHAT IF. IT WAS THE WOMAN THAT PACKED OUT ? I would be surprised if any of you bashing the man is married. Your coMments show a lack of experience of the problems of married life

The same HUHUONLINE.COM who reported that Diezani has bought castles in US ?

youngies: Nigeria and the United States of America government might be heading for a diplomatic row over the decision of the latter to freeze some of the accounts of the country's embassy in Washington, DC.

Bank of America, M&T Bank and Wells Fargo received directive from the US government to close the accounts of the Nigerian embassy in Washington and its consulate in New York on suspicion of money laundering after traffic on the various accounts raised a red flag.

The decision is sequel to intelligence report generated by a panel comprising representatives of the US Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) and the Department of Treasury, unknown to Nigerian embassy officials, to monitor wires and traffic in all the accounts operated by the embassy.

A credible online website http://www.huhuonline.com/ had reported yesterday that the US on Wednesday vowed to ignore a request by the federal government urging Bank of America and Wells Fargo to unfreeze Nigerian embassy's bank accounts in Washington, DC, and New York.

The move, according to sources, is setting the stage for a potential showdown between the two countries with Nigeria also threatening to reciprocate by freezing the US embassy's accounts in the country.

The online media stated that about $3.6 million dollars was said to have entered and left the accounts in under a month, the latest transaction being the withdrawal of $50,000 in hard cash by a top embassy staff.

In rejecting the federal government's request, a source in the State Department was quoted as saying, "The Nigerian embassy was unable to respond to requests for clarification about payments and transactions into the account and there are reasonable grounds to believe that the accounts are being used as channels for money laundering and other financial crimes.''

The source, who said the move was not targeted at the country's embassy alone, told the online news blog that the embassies of two other unnamed African countries were affected by the freeze.

More: http://channelkoos.com/index.php/news/1782-money-laundering-us-govt-freezes-nigerian-embassys-accounts

The truth is that you cannot become a millionaire by doing web design in Nigeria. It is rare to find any business desperate to find someone to build a site for over 50k

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