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Which method is he going to use for mixed fraction

Wow...."Obinrin Asiko" was a hit back then

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
carry your grantrtopic thread away from romance section to the dustbin section women are suppose to be chase by men.. is it chicken you want to chase? or are you gay?

Not anymore.... This is 21st century, men too can play the game

falcon01:
wait ooo! are ya'll using a different nairaland? cos I see no changes !

you need inner eyes

Iyajelili:
Seun, do quick and finish your update cos this theme is fvcking annoying

Infact its terrible

taylor89:
Pride will kill this one



Accept defeat and congratulate your boss



Nonsense and BBNaija

He has a bitter soul

Niyiboi:
Looks like a manatee or a dugong

yea...manatee....it belongs to class Mammalian, no be fish

Built2last:
The beauty of this movie will be to bring back the entire cast of the part one if possibilities.

If they market the movie well. It will break every existing record in movies in Nigeria.

Living in Bondage was the movie of a generation. It announced Nollywood to the world

Not possible, the no years apart won't make it happen. Even Tom cruise Mission impossible sequel couldn't achieve it

Hope Kanayo O Kanayo dey there....I m not Washing if he's not there

DaddyMorenike:
Please, I don't know if this is the right place to post this. Is it normal for a lady to be without clítoris? I Tot it was a joke until I discovered it yesterday

Iya morenike go hear

sunnedee2:
True caller?
In about a decade that I have been using smart phones, I have never used that app before.

But....

Government should focus on better and tangible things like providing electricity than this deliberate waste of time and money!

you are missing. ...it identifies scammers even before you pick the calls as well as those annoying spam SMS and calls from airtel

truthsayer009:
OP, if i get married and have what you have right now I would totally be happy.

10 years of marriage and your wife still looks really good to 100% is rare. You need to ask God for forgiveness because you dont deserve what you have.
Even if your wife wants to play around or go back in shape, it should motivate you to join her in the Gym, get yourself in shape too. Go out with her to events, look like a power couple.

You guys always admire Beyonce when you see her. You think it was by Juju she maintained her figure after 2 kids, imagine if she was with Men like you?

What makes you think she doesnt want to take care of your children.

why don't you join her in looking good?

That's why you are not married
Those physical attributes dwindle without character

donstan18:
This is insecurity at its peak since you're yet to catch her.

Or maybe, just maybe, you have very good reason to think and feel the way you are feeling because there are some flirty activities that is expected of a married Nigerian to quit or reduce.


But in my opinion bruv, I'll advice you to reduce the way you stalk her phone and life and focus on how to train your kids, before you die of HBP, because you never complained of her inability to contribute on the welfare of your kids, you are just uncomfortable with her Slaying life . Stop stalking her so that you don't find out what you've been longing to see. If possible; Start slaying too.

Not all women are ready to turn to an old mgbeke because of marriage, some like looking good and you should be happy you have one because they are few.

Her attending parties 24/7 is already affecting her time with the kids. That's a more serious issue

kaffyadeakeem:
So this guy fine like this

photo lift at work. Ugliness is his middle name

Hotworta1:
Nice outfit bulging egg plant.

you go like egg wella

princfred:
Because he did not start praying and fasting for the wife to give him his right abi? Or didn't start preaching to her to give her life to christ? Where exactly did he miss it in your "Christian" eyes.

you lack understanding

ericsmith:
wrong wrongest advice

ki lomode e mo

falcon01:
isn't it time for her to take control of her weight ?

Everybody cant be thin

Osobi32:
and who told u that having more than one wife makes one irresponsible?

ki lomode e mo

Getsaved:
Op, I am sure you are going to receive many mail today including mine. But if this is not a game. If what you put up there is geniunely true, you might want to respond to my mail - you never know. Cheers!

Do I look like the op

SaintLucia:
Did he come to your house to beg for money? People like you always have this mentality that everybody is suffering like you. U better emancipate yourself from poverty of the mind.

Both of you are poor in mind and spirit

1stKing:
work hard bro... May life favour you enough to have more than two women. You Will grow up to appreciate you did

What's favour in being irresponsible and not living long

Magiciann:
If you don't believe in metaphysics, this thread is not for you. In my formative years, I researched various forms of spiritual identities that are not meant for your ears. Then I evolved into a lone wolf with a blend of instinct and spirituality.

I was an alpha male, but not promiscuous. I made a thread some days ago titled "Why Do Women See The Gender As Being Wiser Than Men", but a mod deleted it after it made it to front page. Feminists seethed with venomous censure, irrational vituperations in that thread. Their ringleader said, "there is nothing you want to tell him that he doesn't know". She should, however, be commended for bravery and tortuous trajectory of her warped thoughts. I narrated how a wife that was initially demanding for sex twice in 24 hours reduced it to once in a blue moon after her first pregnancy. Hormones played some roles in her libido decline, and she used the opportunity to turn me to a second fiddle. I drew the battle line.

How I met my wife

My wife is a very religious person. I can boldly tell you that she can't cheat on me, and if she does, I will likely find out. I can only marry someone who has an unexplained connection with me in the astral realm. In the semblance of a dream, I saw a 5-year-old girl, and she said, "your wife lives in our house". That small girl usually passes by our house while going to school. I enquired about the house where the small girl lives, but I didn't know anyone from the said house. Again, in the semblance of a dream, I traveled to take up a job in a place located on a coastline, and a voice said, "go back home, so that you won't miss your wife. She's a school teacher. Her school is located beside the female hostel of a Catholic mission school". The following day, I received a mail from a company I never applied to, who wanted me to execute a job for them in Badagry, Lagos. That means I would have to relocate. I refused the offer. Dry season came, and my wife came to fetch water in our compound. I had known her for about 12 months in that street and I thought she was married... someone with her seductive shape is not expected to be single in 21st century I had thought. I peeped from my window for minutes, and summoned the courage to ask about her from a female neighbor who told me she's not married. I asked about her house address. The reply I got reaffirmed my belief in the supernatural. She was living in the same building with the little girl I saw in the dream earlier. I got inside, dressed up, and made for her place. I knocked at her door, and she came out. She said, "It's you. I fetched water in your compound some minutes ago. Hope there is no any problem?" Right there, I reached into my ornate ammoury, and did my thing. She smiled, and said we would meet later. Wooing is what I have perfected over the years. The following week, I had to go and pick her up after the school hours. When she described her school, I said to myself, "This day in history, a seer was made", because the description of her school matched the description I received in my dream. We got married two months later. The chemistry was out of this world.

The battle began

My wife is the owner of her primary school. She's used to ordering people around. Why she thought I could also be a push-around was beyond my comprehension. My wife can defeat anyone in a heated argument. The only way to deflate her ego is by not replying her. She would make about 20 statements in 12 seconds, without any reply from me. We would live in the same house for about 3 weeks without a word from me. The day I break the silence, she would weep profusely to release the tension.

She has a way of talking to me in the astral

You may lack this belief, but he who had to create, had always his presaging dreams and astral premonitions--and believed in believing! I use to see my dead mother in dreams. After our discussions, she would say "I love you". I would reply that nothing is new in a mother loving her son. Mom may say "you have to go and see Mr A and tell him about this thing. The next day, in our discussion, my wife would raise the same issue mother told me in dream. There were about six occasions like that.

My wife was only getting sex from me whenever she wanted it using tactic I described in my deleted thread, and didn't care about if I enjoy it or giving it if I'm the one that initiates it. Then I planned a move to withhold sex from her for at least a year. The tension was mounting. Then in a dream yesterday, mom said, "I'm dying". I asked why. She said, "you haven't touched me for months". I woke up and smiled. I woke up this morning to find my wife already awake. Tears swelled up on her eyes. Once she knew I was conscious, she started scratching her body indistinctly. She looked at me and said, "I don't know what is wrong with me, I'm not okay". I looked innocent. Her gaze on me was fluid; she wondered which wire I must have crossed in the evolutionary chains for looking so inhuman. All of a sudden, I made for her tips... She didn't let me go for hours. It has been gist upon gist since morning.

As a woman, never dare men with wild imaginations -- some of us enjoy watching eclipse of the moon that won't go in days. You should find this information useful if you're a Christian; if you're a Nigerian feminist, your matter is beyond me.

Thank you!

No wonder your first thread got deleted. Nothing Christ like about your action. Thread is full of gibberish

1stKing:
you feel at peace .. Especially if you have more than three.
Our fathers in the olden days live long with more than 4 wives... Men nowadays marry a single woman and she starts think the world revolves around her. She starts thinking she is the sun to the world. She troubles you so much you end up with a short life span...

The economy then and now no be the same . The young man is inviting poverty and irresponsibility

Willy7:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders.
I'm posting this on behalf of a neighbour and he is reading and seeing your advices and contributions as a guest.
He recently got married about 3 months ago. According to him, his wife is not the pretentious type,sometimes stubborn but also hardworking. Something happened today that has got him thinking. They usually do laundries together, and he does the washing while she rinses and spreads. They brought out their dirty cloths and cottons for laundry this morning and after she soaked the cottons, she asked him to soak the cloths which he obliged. He hasn't finished soaking it when he noticed that she is struggling with the cottons, and he asked her to leave the cottons for him and come over to finish the soaking of the cloths he was doing, she told him playfully but point-blank that she won't touch the cloths. He thought it was a joke, he took over the cottons and after soaking it, he found out that she has been dodging the cloths. She refused touching it. He got upset and left the laundry, she took over the cotton. When he later came out, he took the cotton from her and helped her rinse them to spread. As he was doing this, she entered the house and start bathing. When he enquired, she said she has finished washing, and if he can't wash the cloths, he should park them inside. My neighbour was stunned. He got angry and went into the house leaving the cloths outside. For sometime now, he has been thinking what action to take and how to address such issue. He wants to know if this is just stubbornness or is there something he is Ignorant of.

Poverty at work....how much is washing machine

Apostle know so much about no 5

Jochabed:
Lol..
When u sin willingly it's different. For God cannot be mocked.

your tongue is full of condemnation and judging others. Be careful how you judge others. The Gospel isn't a message to instill fear but to preach repentance unto salvation

Jochabed:
Do not twist the word of God to fit into your lifestyle. People who did that paid dearly for it, do not forget " He Honors His Word More Than His Name" please be careful.

His word is full of grace and truth. Don't be spiritual illiterate

saggitarius01:
Good evening dear Nairalanders. I'm sorry I had to create a new account to post this. I am getting really worried about how my life may turn out. I'd be straight and brief as possible so please read and give me any advice you can. Thanks.

A brief rundown about myself.

I am going to be 25 in no time, growing up I felt there is only two paths a young lady should tow...either to forget being a fashonista and all trying to be neck deep in her outlook or calm down, first things first, work hard and make money (if possible be a millionaire before 25). I choose the later and as God will have it, my dream turned a reality.

Now, while I was in this journey of not turning out to be a lady who will never be able to foot her own bills, I forgot everything about being girlie. I never what it means to have female friends or hang out with any, I don't care so much about knowing the latest party and posh places or even taking all the posh pictures like the ladies in my age bracket would. I was focused to a fault. I saved to a fault.

I might not have everything I desire but I am indeed comfortable for a young lady who made it out of the ghetto life of Igbogbo.

Now my pain..

I do most of my jobs from home and therefore I am mostly within the confines of my apartment.
No boyfriend, no fiance talk more of a husband.
I don't have any friend and I don't know to make any friend for as a result of I trying to find my feet in life, I have had, experienced, seen and heard nasty behaviours of human. I keep people at arms length. I am afraid of an average human for I believe anybody can do anything even things you don't expect of them.

I already observed that slaying and all the girlie ish is obviously not a part of me as i prefer to brainstorm and think of how to expand my business which I know an average lady my age, that is the least of her worries.

I know I need a man in my life. I don't know if it's a stereotype but I think ages 24-26 is the right age (as i have made to believe) a woman should at be at least settled Maritally. How do I go about getting a man to date and marry? Where are the places I should go to? Remember I said I have NO friends so no wedding invitations.

Am I stressing myself? But I am almost 25 and no man and truly in my hearts of hearts I know I want to be a wife someday and have a good family so need to lie about anything. Where do ladies meet their boyfriends? Not the playboys or those with pulled down shorts.

Please what do I do? What are the places to go? I tried hanging out to places for drink but you know how it feels and looks for a young lady to sit out on her own.

P.S. Yes I am not desperate but I am concerned.

Did i make a mistake by holding my life first instead of being all what the social media ladies are?

I just opened an Instagram account yesterday and still don't know how to use the app or what to do there. You can imagine the kind of lady I have become. Yes I can dress neat and combine my wears. Forget ugly, I ain't. I could do a nice make up on my face when ever I have 2 hours to spare. Never a boring fella. I just don't know how to find someone I could share all the happiness, joy and street wise advise with.
Please help me. I am so lonely. I only come on nairaland whenever I am bored. Enough said.

I am open to questions. Any at all.

You don't go to church too.....people like you do get their partners from Church 9 out of 10

IronPant:
Which one be actress again?!

Someone should please mention ONE movie this hoe-loshi has starred in.
She can't even catch the eyes of Papa Ajasco's production crew

Every trending hoe is now an actress?! WTF!
NairaLand is now a worship centre for them

Kuku tell us you no get TV