₦airaland Forum

Kingpinukecy:
Can this be reality or frame up

are you on free basic? You couldn't read the attached file

Geminita1:
She should try to use her skin shade foundation. Her melanin pops very well on her body, it would on her face too.

awon cosmetologist ti de

edoairways:
Which of them is the insane one or sane?

kem kem

I didn't see investigated journalist there

Idonki:
He will surely pick

lazy people's prayer

oshosegun27:
The fact that I don't know him says a lot about the sustainability of whatever fame the participants achieve.

poundo yam generation

Flashyoil1:
5th winner not first

he was the first. BbN not BBA

Ishawuru

babtoundey:
Thank you for this life rescuing information and education.

However, Can Science just helep us invent a reliable means of cooking without fire. Wouldn't it be fantastic if we can cook with water or just air?

You need a source of heat to cook. Water and air doesn't belong to that category

shegzhkn:
please I gat question on this , in an event of fire explosion from the gas cylinder and no extinguisher is available , I suppose the use of water is not bad , right ?

you cant use water on fire caused by oil and gas. You need co2 extinguisher or damped towel

olurock123:
Good morning everyone.
Am a Nigerian and I have passion for IT. I wish to become a software developer and I plan to travel abroad next year to acquire the skill. I want to Put in for B.sc/B.tech Software Engineering.
Kindly advice me on the best country to choose between India and China in studying Bachelor in Software Engineering.

Considering the following:
1. Excellent training (priority)
2. Admission acceptance
3. Visa acceptance
4. English learning option
6. Expenses required
7. Work and study permit

Thanks in anticipation as I wait for your positive comment

language wise: India
Advanced tech wise: China

The ball is in your court

Richdad50:


A girl old enough to be your daughter should not be tempting you.

Richdad

Its not even an excuse. Must you succumb to every temptation

twosquare:
Halima said, "I no be Bimbo omo Owoyemi, I go rub your back and rub your belle"

oh, you're referring to part 2

johnmattew:
the original version and remix nailed it.....they both showed the the parties at fault

Bimbo wasn't at fault

I'm in love with my studies
I don't give a dame if you fail me, me, me

My name is Bimbo.....Bimbo Owoyemi

Blackivy27:
Someone just used the line, like several minutes ago. Its lame and old. Must y'all use it? Get something original. Not the copy and paste technique.

plus another guy is urinating in front of me. He's showing me his d!ck on purpose. Shisssh! Its small though. First time im seeing a grown mans penis. I feel guilty

Im running off tracks, guys dont use pick up lines, why? Cause another guy has told the same girl the same thing. Approach her in a cool way. That wouldnt give her the impression that you're a player,even if you aint.

You are looking at grown man's dick for the first time....yinmu

Carmit:
A won didinrin meji!

So who shared the screenshots

The insulter or the insultee?

insultor

2blockus:
Hello friends although this may sound strange to some person but it's the truth.

I started masturbating when I was 15 and I did it until I grew up and I feel is better than having girls that will take all my time and money.

fast forward I got a job and I pray to God to help stop this practice, another thought came to me that I should marry @ 27 so I can stop this act which I did and got married to a lovely wife.

At the first month I feel it will work not until one day my wife refuse me sex that made me to get angry I just pray to get to the office on time so I can help my self.

this was how it started and now I can't remember the last I had sex with her. infact it took us 10 month before she could conceive and people thought she had problem but I know the cause.

please I need a matured advice as she have caught me severally doing it in the restroom and I was just ashamed of myself.

note i still watch porn but not much shaaa.

You need to stop watching porn. Masturbation is good but excessive masturbation is evil. You are suffering from the later, if you are not careful it ll tear your marriage apart and reduce your productivity at work

tot:
That is MOST Nigerians for you. Forever forming 'godly' but very far from it in reality.

I dey tell you....Their heart is far from God

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough.

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt.

I only need mature advice!!!

A gold digger

GEJDHERO:
I was never really happy with this BBC thing,if you look at the situation critically the Lecturers were set up.I was expecting to see a bona fide students of their respective schools in the video .But alas unknown persons paid to set up the lecturers.This is not fair.

You are quite dull sha, if this thread hit front page...you ll receive more insult

Birdeyeview:
see your mouth like you wantu suck.
agbaya lol

Aaah, medically its good for women to get her breast sucked from time to time

SALTandFIRE:
A for apple B for ball C for cup D for door

E for....

B for breast
C for cum
D for dick
E for Ejaculation

Birdeyeview:
i still dont see what special in cleavages!
its all fleshy like every other parts of our body..

fleshy with bumps

Birdeyeview:
nairaland and any cleavage baring post are like 5&6

cos Cleavage brings wild wild thought

Ayoswit:
Is she a celebrity now?

you have a problem with that

Remove the label

No Olympic back to back to back....nothing to celebrate here

pocohantas:
The green stuff? Yes it is SuperYogo.
Is it on my lips?

the content (white stuff)

He skibbed us

pocohantas:
She is right, but she should also allow us give honour to whom it is due. You are supposed to do your work- but some companies still have incentives for diligent workers.

Let's not forget ThinTallTony

That one denied his wife and children

Is that yoghurt on your lips or ....

True ....Its like praising me for breathing with my nose