₦airaland Forum

Valerie47:
Publicity stunt, after cheating on her severally with big boobs ladies.

Just2endowed2:
This station still dey?

naptu2:
NTA 2 Channel 5 has been announcing for the past one month that they'll soon be on DSTV.

NTA 2 was once on Multichoice's platform, but they were later replaced by NTA International.

Davidem111:
Please, I Need, Suggestions

Tamarapetty:
Dry fake shiii!


Who cooks a snail with its shell?? No be even one snail sef.

Orla234:
Na the broom wey dey take sweep first wife comot, naim dem dey use sweep the others comot....




The words of our elders are the words of wisdom...

IdreamOfUnicorn:
I don't get the concept behind the wedding gown

Biglittlelois:
Does this apply to diick suckers also, since all diicks have been infected with std and whatnot knowing full well the dirtiness that comes from diick, especially when diicking different ladies, therefore diick suckers are liable to throat infection and inflammation, since according to Op, in reverse, ALL diicks are filled with STD and deadly bacteria, isn't it

AdaAde:
I'm very sure her husband met her a virgin. So proud of u gal

bujebudanu1:
Lol.

You say wah?

Promise them heaven and Earth .ones people don jand ,they don't come home again except for parties and visits

jaxxy:
I don’t even know what u guys are talking bout to the best of my knowledge civili servants always had private businesses and investments.

cicikhemy:
Somebody should Please enlighten me on this....

Isgnoscriminals:
As a custom officer, I was allowed to buy private companies!!!

Atiku

Me: Can someone pls correct me if I’m wrong!!!
To the best of my knowledge civil servants are not meant to run or own any other business apart from farming.
...or are customs not civil servants

Stewart83:
I see alot of Nigerians wanting to move abroad but are unaware of the challenges there,most especially in Europe.

I moved to Sweden in 2006(Although presently in Nigeria now handling some things)At first I loved what I saw - free education, beautiful and abundant nature -even in the cities, well designed communities with plenty of free facilities, many free community activities and a strong commitment to sustainability.

However after living here a few years I began to notice that some things are very wrong and Sweden is not the paradise it appears to be at first glance. Here is my list of the biggest issues as I see them:

Firstly, there is no consumer choice. Generic and expensive goods line the same few large supermarket type shops. Small business is virtually nonexistent aside from the awful pizza/kebab, Asian food or hotdog/ hamburger stalls run by entrepeneurial immigrants. Customer service and special requests are also non existent. Innovation, warmth, product knowledge and creativity are strongly lacking in the commercial sector.

Immigrants are welcomed, with racism frowned upon harshly, however once these immigrants arrive they are segregated off away from the native Swedes, unable to find employment and unable to navigate the endless complex rule systems with strong risks of being persecuted by the social services. The ‘welcoming’ Swedes dont allow their children to set foot in immigrant suburbs or schools, and wonder why there is very little integration happening.

Swedish people are very unfriendly, closed minded and conforming. It is almost impossible to form close friendships.
Winter is like hell. The first few months feel cosy and the snow is beautiful, but eventually the darkness, cold and boredom start wearing you down.

There are endless trivial rules which are harshly enforced. I wanted to get my licence in Sweden, but ticked a box on the licence form which asked about health issues. I have had declining kidney function (very irrelevant to driving) so I noted it down. I was unable to get a licence (I have been driving 15 years, but my Australian licence is not recognised here after the first year) because I needed a certificate from a kidney specialist. I was unable to be referred to a kidney specialist because my kidney function is not severely declined. When attempting to fix the issue - rules are rules, and thats simply the way it is. The issue is unable to be resolved so I am allowed to drive in neighbouring countries, but not here. Attempting to live here is filled with many similar incredibly frustrating experiences. Banks wont let you open an account except on weekday mornings, but dont let you know that until you have waited in a queue for several hours. There is no other option even if you work or study on weekday mornings, and nobody cares. Every simple process is a beaurocratic nightmare

Whilst at first I believed the free schools, childcare and medical services were a great family friendly policy, on closer interaction in the system I realised this is a system of control and incompetence which is not leading to positive outcomes. Firstly, everyone is expected to take their children to daycare and go to work.

There is no freedom of choice to look after your children, homeschool or rear your children according to your beliefs and values. Children are informed about endless rights, and have no obligations to behave in a respectful manner. Parents are powerless, teachers are powerless and getting an education in a swedish school is a debacle of children on phones and talking during class, swearing at teachers, abusing and bullying each other and any form of punishment towards unruly children is disallowed. School is somewhat reminiscent of lord of the flies.

Police are useless - except with regard to prosecuting minor crimes such as parking fines. Fewer than 3% of crimes are solved, reports are filed but never investigated - even with matters which are taken very seriously in the rest of the world such as violent crime and rape.

Whilst medical care is generally free to low cost, the wait times are insane. It could be 3 weeks to see your GP (too bad if the matter is urgent) and 10 months to see a specialist. Specialists are allowed to refuse referrals, and if you have a chronic illness you are likely in the wrong country.

So guys if you want to immigrate always think about the Pros & Cons so you won't regret!!!

OlieEvan:
Good day y'all

I noticed I made a call today, and due to the bad weather condition, networks has been a bit 'Under the weather'.

I said the normal ''hello'', and recipient said ''hello'' too. Then I began my conversation thinking she could hear me, loh and behold, she was not.

I was hearing 'hello' and 'hello', I too was also replying 'hello' 'hello' till the call got finally disrupted.

I went into deep thought and realized that I and my reciever had been shouting ''Hellos''.

Isn't that someones name?
Is there any other word to replace it?
If there is please, drop your mind.

BLESSMME:
Is it a certainty that your salary must be reviewed immediately you are confirmed in your place of work?
A friend was confirmed last month after 6 months probation and was paid the same salary this month, only to be told that his salary was not reviewed immediately, that the review might happen later. Please for our cooperate workers how right is this?

DuchessLily:
Better to zip ur mouth ooo.. Or this relationship too will hit the rocks

Karidqueen:
So I was using my colleagues mtn modem for past few weeks after I lost my phone (I was using hotspot with my phone before it got lost).
Accidentally my younger brother damaged a pin inside the modem; so right now I want to replace the modem with exact model...don't want her to feel bad about the whole ish, she been using it for past 3years.
Please where can I get it?
Location is Owerri.

computergeek:
The girl did well shaa. I guess she's a web developer. The company name is Web Applications UK. Job opportunities are not hard to find in IT.

Most interviewers are like that, especially people who feel they're being taken for granted. They try desperately hard to let you know who the boss is. After calling her underachiever you still gave her the job.

Which one is that he had other irrelevant people in the room? I have a feeling the girl is too good at what she does, and that didn't sit well with the chauvinistic fool.

dominique:
Apple going the way of blackberry?

Sarang:
What about sleeping with a woman who is not your wife. Have you tried that yet?

bouncin04:
Yuck!!!! hate it like mad ... cos wen drinking up the tea, u got to unknowingly suck up the wet little pieces of bread at the bottom.... which doesnt feel good...

Philpham:
Men are naturally dirty. Smelly arm pit, mouth odour, smelly butt too. Things dirty women pass through...