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Akanoaaa:
Is it the party that's wrong or sex?

The timing is wrong

Deborah98:
Lolzzzzz see bashing,guys be calming down,I thought you guys supported this body no be firewood notion what now happened

There is time for everything. How can I be partying a night before a crucial exam

Davash222:
Some of y'all have sex before going to work. Condemn yourself first.

Nlanders and mumu posters. Who goes into a match after sex party

No wonder they couldn't win

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/ferguson-man-utd-manager-solskjaer-25510202

He's part of the problem

plaindealer:
Endsars lies and propaganda, PART 2

Report of lies dey inside shalanga, now they are running around like headless chicken with the same kind of lies and propaganda they used to loot and destroy Lagos.

This new tactic is dead on arrival.

Fuckcking clowns.

cc Nlpolice

You are a suspect

Righteousness2:
Watch how Carnal minds and agents of darkness will leave the message and begin to attack the messenger.

What she says may Sound funny! But she is on Point. What she says about sex , and likes of Gaga , Beyoncé and the other one is a Bold and Deep Bitter truth.
Those who know, they know!

She is spiritual illiterate

kollinz1234:
lol I never argued that God called himself "General overseer", all I said is that God is the "General overseer", and any man answering that title is sharing Gods glory.
Concerning the scripture you quoted, if God has made us overseers over the shepherds, who will now be the "General overseer?

Olodo

The word "General" in General Overseer refers to same overseer in charge of all branches of a particular denomination.

God isn't a General Overseer, he is the creator of the shepherd and the sheep.

daddytime:
Abeg...make dem no give am another person face oh..

Read below..

Sunita tinz

Mykel51:
Daughter...the video was posted by one of my contacts

she looks like a boy

bamdly:
I was thinking that maybe it is the new way of writing A1

lol, no

Ademola47:
Husband of Toyin Lawani ties headgear 'gele' to a Lagos party.

As posted by The Punch

Photo speaks...

Ọkọ gbewu dani

bamdly:
Just check my junior bro results and his maths was outstanding

No problem, it will be release soon. Dem still dey find am

Barims:
Please how can I permanently get rid of Hyperpigmentation/melasma on my face now it's spreading to my nose,, skin doctors/dermatologist please help me o brothers and sisters in the house

Don't use anything artificial, apply shear butter and everything will rhyme

Siggynigeria:
Update from

Alex Ekwueme Federal University, Ndufu Alike Ikwo (AE-FUNAI) has set an exam question on the Nigerian popular musician Joseph Akinwale a.k.a Joeboy using his "Alcohol" song as a case study.

The 400-level students of mass communication were asked to use the song as a case study to explain some international public relations phenomena making mention of Nigeria and Saudi Arabia, Siggy reports.

The photo which has now gone viral on social media as attracted numerous comments, as usual

https:///joeboy-appears-in-ae-funai-examination-question-photo/

You just blocked the real question and focused on the build up

horsepower102:
The Nigerian-Biafran civil war was one of the most destructive wars fought on African soil. The level of destruction that happened to eastern cities specifically those of igbos was tremendous.

Yet despite this destruction, so many cities in Nigeria didn’t experience a single bullet. One would expect those cities to be far more developed today.

But traveling around Nigeria, it’s quite shocking to see some cities in this 21st century.

The First 2 pictures are From Rwanda and Namibia

The last 2 pictures are what Singapore looked like in the 60s and 70s.

The Igbos can be excused because of the hand that they have been dealt with BUT What is the excuse for those who never experienced war?

Development must be deliberate and intentional

Kayzcarter:
At what age does a man prick stops growing, please mature minds only

For most, the penis stops growing in the late teen years or early 20s. Once your penis has reached its adult size—which is largely determined by genetics—there is little you can do to change or increase the size of your penis

08141973817

The idiot above called yesterday wanting to confirm my dob. Useless people. I ve flagged his number as scammer on Truecaller

yemite100:
Dear Nairalanders
I just finish my OND,but I planned going for my HND but there is no helper that could help because my both parents are late, and it is just me and my other siblings and I just manage to have ND.
I planned to get a job so that I can save up little to start my HND.
I have search for job but could not get any, so i just got this opportunity and I want to seek your advice on which one I should go for
The bank Cleaner is 17k per month and I will spend #200 daily for transport, the petrol attendant is just few kilometer to where we stay and the basic salary is just 10,000,and #150 for feeding daily.
I am just a bit confused on which one I can choose.
Please no insult, I just need advice...
Thanks.

Petrol attendance, it opens you to people that can change your story

Nicklaus619:
Good day Nairalanders.
So I saw a thread that hit front page about ways of getting new jobs and I remembered this my personal experience and decided to share


I remembered applying for work at the federal Inland Revenue service here in Abuja, immediately after my service by the way i studied economics , so names was shortlisted for interview, we wrote the test and out of 15,000 candidates, though exams was scheduled separate days because of number of applicants , 50 was successfull and was short listed boom I checked and my name was number 18, my joy knew no bound, I didn't tell anyone as I wanted to take my people by surprise including my parents and siblings.
after that interview, they invited us for an oral interview.

I attended the interview and after the interview, 35 name was successful, I checked boom my name was number 12 on the list,
After the interview, we where all given breakdown of how the salary was like, omo, I see money tears dropped from my eyes, I was anticipating how to renovate my family house after working like for 6 months and changing my parents car as it was well deserved,

After the interview we where waiting for a mail to confirm our employment letter and posting, after waiting for 2 weeks no news, I went to the headquarters were we did our interview and was reliably informed that new recruit had resume work since, I made further inquiry and I was made to understand that the final interview was done on Sunday, and our names were replaced with people that lobbied,
I shouted, on Sunday, ?? Government work?? And we where never informed and
minimum of 7million naira was used to swap our names with the people that paid.

I find cry, I no see, I was depressed for almost 2 months, my babe will come and see me emantiating by the day as I refuse to eat, this girl will come to my house and cry from Morning till night begging me to eat, chai true love they shaa, love really shark her that year, but I bounced back to my feet and moved on.
And thank God, I am doing well for myself, and I pray that the Lord continues to shower me and everyone that refuse to give up blessings in abundance.

Most times when you see people contemplating suicide on the media, don't use it as a joke, encourage them not to commit suicide if u must comment, because most people vent their frustrations on the media waiting for validation, and believe me they do take anything said to them to heart 100%, unlike other people out there, I never contemplated suicide because I know I have got a thick skin and can survive the street, one of the advantages of being street smart, e never get wetin eye never see, so trolling and name calling and shaming on the internet don't move people like me, learn how to develop a thick skin in every situation like this. Most importantly don't ever wait for media validation in your personal life, what the media says don't mean nothing and won't affect you in anyway, know this and know peace

I hope someone learnt one or two things from my story.

FIRS big boy's dream cut short...shit happens

FIFApresident1:
I've read lots of nasty reviews about Sokoloan, so this morning they sent an unsolicited message.

On the other hand, man needs money....

Should I take the Loan?

run away

Unhygienic

Datboredberry:
I was curious! I know most men usually wait till every other customer has been served before buying themselves condoms...

But for men who have to buy the extra-small size condoms... How do you do it?!

It is humiliating? Do you say fu** it and just do your sh** without caring?

Do you prefer to be attended to by a woman or a fellow man?

I just need to know...

Thought all condoms are of the same size

She's short

Iyaebe:
I don't like this laycon

he doesn't like you either

Indigene oppression is inevitable...That's a war you cannot win

Stephen2324:
Girls no longer wear bra

The early women didn't either

Deborah98:
If I call her agent of darkness people will say women hating themselves but obviously what's all this for? Her sense of dressing plus body composure and carriage everything equals to zero. I'm a fan of modest dressing that glories Jesus anytime any day. Modesty is bae. Men don't eat exposed food,they love it covered.

You just did

Mykel51:
Likeee...

One of his daughters even made a video with his dead body !!!

son not daughter

Nicklaus619:
Remembering types of pollination
1. Self pollination
2. Cross Pollination

I had sleepless nights trying to understand those things, our school uncle said the question was compulsory for exams, he made us stood in front of class to read the notes off hand, we cram am, wrote the exams and passed, yet I never benefit anything from pollination, and photosynthesis , Mr Ojobo, God will judge you.

You do benefit from photosynthesis daily

ashybabs:
Seen

Narrow is the way

Rest in power