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Kaykaydavid1919:
RIP. Baba Suwe. Back then his first wife will call him papa mi in his first comedy film. Erin keke.

malcom1X:
Did he take the vaccine?

Don't let people lie to you that you have malaria, say the vaccine brings out malaria in you when actually you are suffering from a vaccine adverse effects.

Report to the place you took the vaccine.

I forgot that there is no place to report vaccine adverse effects in Nigeria.

Die hard bro.

ReventifyCV:
More often than not, we learn our biggest lessons the hard way. From realizing that fire burns to experiencing some dazzling electric shocks, our childhood must have taught us many memorable lessons. Well, the corporate world is no different. It handles the ignorant and uninitiated in the same way a candle fire will – e no dey look face or intention. So, from mistakes that can cost you your job to those that can leave you wallowing in debt, you must realize that the corporate world is a place to tread carefully.

Our 12 Biggest Lessons from the Corporate World
1.The value you give is never correlated with the reward you derive
2. Not Making Allies is the Quickest Route to Failure
3. Your Boss and Coworkers Are Not Your Friends
4. You Are in Competition with Everyone, Even Your Boss
5.Long Service Doesn’t Mean a Thing
6. Promotions Are Not Always Tied to Your Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)
7. Always Be Searching (ABS)
8. Be Valuable Yet Replaceable
9. Your Image Can Win You Favors
10. Office Romance Rarely Ends Well
11. Document Very Important Discussions
12. Never Pitch Your Tent with Mediocrity

kenzysmith:
To me this is a very good move by the NFF for him to have coach Serbia national team means he is not a bad coach. Serbians are known for organizing a good team and been tactical in the way they approach games to me is a upper grade to genort rohr .
He is 47 I believe is hunger to sell himself to big clubs in future will want to make a statement with our national team.

I hope the NFF will pay him is salary when due

Gobengroup:
Your opinion please!
Have you ever dated a girl that crushed on you out of pity because you don't want to take her for granted.

nairaman66:
I doubt if this guy is a thief! Suicide probably.
A thief should be working to steal with his hands and not his whole body on the lines! IMO

Tokskob2008:
How do you climb high up a pole to steal a functional and working electricity cable in the first place

This isn't normal and I don't think people who do these are normal people too.

FreeStuffsNG:
Completely false. I didn't buy a single handout or compelled to buy one in exchange for 10 marks in my UNILAG days. I am aware that no such obnoxious practice take place in other top federal universities like UI, Ife, UNN and ABU. That's why you need to study hard and attend these top universities. In fact, it's a crime to sell handouts in those top federal universities I listed above sir.

Datboredberry:
Because I SAVED MYSELF

Did you skip the part where I stated the only the op is in the position to make the choice?

If he's too tired, he should end it... If he's stronger, like I am...then he would live

None of you hear can change or influence his decision...

SocialJustice:
If you don't have ppa, how will you get letter to activate your payment?

Candidlady:
people are just insensitive.

rape and suicide are things icant wish for my enemies

Spark2:
Do you know anyone with similar issue?

I did my Biometrics and my dashboard shows it was successful. Infact, I still have the congratulatory message on my dashboard. Now they've deployed everyone I know and mine is still reading not deployed.
I've called them several times and all they say is that deployment is still ongoing. I'm tired and exhausted...

What can I do pls?

I belong to thr graduate category

abraham77:
Someone You know might Need this.


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EMOTIONALGUY:
I feel like I'm too emotional for a guy.

Like, I' m 20+, but I've not raised a cain to flog someone before.
I don't even think I can flog my future kids...

I wouldn't mind giving out 90% of the money in my account to help someone in need (something I'e done severally).

I can cry at will, like the site of someone flogging an animal can make me start feeling emotional...imagine

Is this normal for a guy?

NOTE: I'm a regular Nairaland user, but I created this account to conceal my identity.

czarr:
Attention means everything to most women, most women would choose negative attention over respect any day anytime twice on a Tuesday.

When I hear guys telling girls things like dress decently and guys would respect you more, I laugh because they have no clue that women don't care all that about respect as much as they care about attention , they are looking at women from the lens of a man, because to a man respect is everything.

A man feels loved by a woman when she respects him, a woman feels loved by a man that gives her attention, that is the major difference between men and women. Most women would prefer to be called an attention seeking slvt! than not be noticed at all.

As long as woman has an audience, she is capable of doing the most shameful stuff, if it would keep their attention glued to her... Attention is addictive to women, more addictive than mkpurumiri.

ifinger:
*It was a very weired scenario , it happened that I went on a study leave , resuming after 2yrs I met this lady who had just been employed in my office at first I was indifferent , cos new people are being recruited routinely! On one occasion she approach Ed me and introduce herself to me that we were actually in same department , wow I was glad cos I was the only one in the department, my taught was yes the work load will be reduced a little!
So we exchanged numbers , not up to two months later we started chatting and our chats switched from normal official work , to gossip then , it became sexual , at a point she told me any time we chat she was always dripping on herself, wow , I new she was married so I asked after her hubby she told me he works in another state ,
Well our friendship continued we both enjoyed the chat and everything ,on one occasion I told her I wanted to bang her she smiled and told me she only wanted me to suck her nipps !
I was like ok how are we going to do that she said in the office? Wow!
So I told her to come early the next day.
She came I was already waiting I locked the door behind us and quickly adjusted the curtain , then she rested on the wall I flipped her juggs out and sucked on them

We were at it for like 5minute,then she smiled and left, we continue d chatting,then I invited her to my house,, we picked a day ,and she came over , I banged her so well with lots of tongue action, I came twice on her, her vvj was dripping.

I gave her 10k just to show appreciation ,and we were both cool ,. however ,I discovered she became very possessive of me even in the office, I tried all I could to let her set a boundary for our own good ,but all fell on deaf ears ,I could not even talk to any lady again in the office she would become furious lol .
On one occasion she chatted me and insulted the hell out of me told me how weaked I was ignoring her,as if that was not enough the hooe said she was thinking of reporting me to her hubby !
At that juncture I smiled and told her to go ahead, truth was that I had my dik inside this lady the day she came over to my house and the hubby called asking were she was she lied she was on her way to d market! Even me self shock, I was like report me say I force u to come or u did not collect my 10k for the work wey u do?
Omo I just blocked the chat.
The next day she came over to say goodmorning sir me too I said good morning ma, and it has remained like that since then!

Tinubuadvocate:
Bukola Saraki father is a majority leader in second republic many today politicians their father has occupied political office before.

So seyi become governor of lagos state nothing is wrong with it.

kollinz1234:
what do you mean by 'MEN OF GOD'?

GENERAL OVERSEER?

I am not sure if Almighty God will share his name (general overseer) or glory with anyone

Ishilove:
They see themselves as siblings and best friends hence the bond. In time, when they are approaching puberty and are beginning to be aware of the differences in their bodies, they on their own will put a stop to it without any external pressure.

Flahyuq:
I'm just being curious about what I'm about to ask with my plain,simple mind....Please don't take it like something else

I have 3 siblings,big sis,big bro n a younger sister....we are 4,I'm d 2nd guy and d 3rd born
My big brother,he isnt married yet but he has a male kid with his baby mama and he doesn't live with d rest of d family,he is based in Lag finding ends and meet....the boy is 9yrs
My big sister too has female kid and she is divorced,she lives with us...the girl is 10yrs
.
The male kid of my big bro comes around every friday to spend d weekend with us n lives on sunday while d female kid of my big sis lives with us permanantly


What I'm curious about is that,whenever d boy comes around to do his weekend,the boy n d girl do everything together,the sleep together,eat together n all that....but what suprises me n find disturbing is that they also bath together......Pls is it normal for both kid to bath naked together??
With d way things are going in d world dz days,i find it so disturbing

A 9yr old boy n a 10yr old girl both naked n bath together....pls whats ur view about this??

The girl is in basic 4 and the boy is also in basic 4


Please Educate me,is it normal or Not??

cc Lalasticlala

Datboredberry:
I'm so excited!!! I just need to create this thread to kinda cool down...

I absolutely love my boyfriend, and I'm obsessed with him...

He's the sweetest person on this entire planet and he's the most caring... And I'm madly in love with him... I wish everyone here would find a perfect partner... As I have found him!

My boyfriend is from Colombia... And damn! They sure do make 'em romantic in Latin America...

He's always sending the cutest messages! He's so good with compliments... And they aren't cheesy... He's so sincere and genuinely concerned about me and my life...

He's sad that he's gonna spend the new year without me... Somebody should sponsor my trip to Colombia!!!

To unite star-crossed lovers!

I'm planning to travel next year... But I can't wait!!!!

I wish there was someone to talk to... Before I explode! I'm so happy... But most of you are joy-less, negative beings who do not understand love...


Modified: the haters have arrived...

Firstly, he's as real as any of you...

Secondly, his race isn't important... But his personality... Of all the white and black men I've dealt with fvcked, he's the absolute best!

Thirdly, those who'll try to dampen my happiness can go hug a transformer!


I'm still gleeful though!

dammypat:
The world has gone greatly crazy
How do we explain the mystery behind a man’s sexual desire for the seed that came out of his own body

Issues40:
Guy you need to grow up seriously and stop behaving like a child. I've spoken to you several times about this outside of nairaland. But you no wan hear.

Hello Everyone, Siofra is a male. 26yrs of age. His real name is Tunji Adedotun

Datboredberry:
I'm sorry... Others might not agree but I believe suicide is an option... I've been there... It's a choice... But I'll tell you the simple truth, we're all gonna die... Why rush it?

But if you choose to quit,do it painlessly... ♡

TheSourcerer:
EarthRise NASA 1968

No God needed

karnap:
It was indeed glorious day for business administration students National diploma as they are the first set to ever graduated at the ikorodu campus
They started the journey in 2018,it suppose to finished in 2020 but because of the global pandemic it reached out to 2021.

But my major concerns is the signout polo slighted on this particular student of the institutions.

The caption is * LASPOTECH no Hard,Just Buy Textbook*
The write up could be encouraging and can be discouraging
It depends how you reasons it.
This guy could be insulting lecturer and he could be encouraging students to buy and reads their textbooks and pass exam.
Go Through it
He also has another wonderful write up at his back ....* TIME to learn work*
I guessing he is mocking the.lack of work in the labour market in the country.