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Superstitions.

Why is Dangote still the richest man

tee59:
And so? We should fry water.

pray for your time to come soon...36 Saturdays left in this year

Erima ....show yourself

Do what you do

Use Kayamanta

You fit use juju

Boys fighting: evidence include swollen eyes/forehead, bloody nose etc

Girls fighting: evidence include torn bra, pants, underwear, wig removed

Suffering n smiling..... she's joined UAC...Used And Condemn

suogal:
Please if interested, holla at me. I got a suprise phone same week hence the reason why I don't need this one.

I will be posting pictures shortly. Phone accessories (charger and earpiece all intact). Receipt as well

Location: Lagos
#price 110,000 .

Please WhatsApp 07030751962

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She can't settle down with this approach to life

Skillsmaster:
Good morning nairalanders. Please i need urgent advice on this.
I am currently teaching in a private school (primary section) in Abuja. I started the job last week. The pay is "40k". I usually spend like #500 on transportation everyday. The problem is, my Aunty that is outside the country chatted me up yesterday asking me if i could work in Ota. That the company is a food company and they need an assistant manager. She said the pay is 25k with accommodation, but they will review the salary after three months IF i should perform well. In addition, it is a marketing job. I will be giving a car to distribute goods to some places. According to them, i will be there first staff. I told my aunt that the money is too small but she said that is what they can start with.

Should i continue with my teaching job or go for this new one? Please i need your advice urgently. Thanks.

Don't go. Marketing job is not guaranteed. Your salary depends on sales.

2. They are just starting, they are in the struggling state, trying to find their feet

Lovethaa:
Seriously I'm very bad at toasting or wooing a woman , so what I do is I walk up to a lady I like and tell her "I know you're busy but I have an offer and I don't know if you're interested.. if she ask what could that be ., I tell her I have 150k to give you . 50k if you give me your number another 50k if you pick my call Plus the final 50k if we meet again, although at first they smile and say I'm not serious but I usually convince them by transferring the first 50k immediately.
.so far I have been able to date beautiful ladies this way but lately I have been wondering .


I'm I smart or stupid ?

This stupid move will only work on hungry girls

Nairalandbaby:
Please take a critical look at these photos and be the judge.

Check out more photos from the link below:

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No one come close to "Oúnjẹ Apostle"

Apostle food is undisputed

doggedfighter:
Oh mother nature, keep me so busy and

gainfully engaged that I won't have time for this kind of petty gossips.

you just contributed your own quota

Anointed vjj

Ah mogbe! Many things dey happen for Abule

Coldie:
I met this lady in the UK, she came to meet me, ever since she found out am Nigerian she has been all over me. She calls me almost every day.

Wetin scatter my head to head to just reason say no wonder yahoo boys are making money in Nigeria, just like that phone call phone call, I hardly pick up her call cause am not interested.

This woman send me pictures of her card details and card pin. Just like that.

Just like that

Trouble sleep....yanga go wake am up

Be careful, she's up to something

MardiGrasii:
6 times daily??

24/6 = 4

Every 4hrs? Who does that

Maj196:
Well, I dunno about pharmacy but engineering in my school 100 Level GPA doesn't count. But you brain sha oo... 4.9

Thank God you added in your school. In most schools that are standard, calculation start from 100l for any course in particular

McJane:
Holla amigos!

I'm Jane, a 200L pharmacy student. I just finished my 100L second semester exams last month and all our results are out! (yeah, my school's that fast )
Good news is that the list of those who crossed over to pharmacy school is out and guess whose name is there? Yeaaaaa it's ur girl,
Now I'm currently wrapped up in confusion because a colleague of mine just told me that My CGPA is useless I'm like howww? And she told me that it doesn't start counting from 100L, but from 200L
Now I'm in severe pain because my CGPA of 4.905 is about to go down the drain, all my sleepless night?

So out of curiosity I brought it to my elders on Nairaland to confirm the authenticity of this?

Also I want to clarify from med students, what's the criteria for graduating with a distinction in B.pharm?

It start from 100l. It's not a waste

Hugomexis:
I recently employed the services of a cleaner to come to my place to wash the curtains,clean the floor tiles and handle my clothes.

Generally,she's to oversee the general tidiness of my place.She comes twice in a week. The job I do strains me a lot so I do not have time to always clean my place as I'm always on the move.

Now this girl who's older than me,she's 25 has been giving off some very naughty vibes.She's been trying to get me to touch her.

Whenever I'm at home and she's doing her cleaning,she walks around in skimpy clothes.The other time,what she did was to allow the wrapper she tied around her chest to fall on the floor leaving her naked.

I saw everything as I was watching TV that day.She hurriedly picked up the wrapper,tied it while muttering some apologies.

She is pretty but she's not on my level.

I don't go around fvcking girls who work for me or fvcking girls who need my help.

There was one girl from my secondary school who was stranded one time.She had no place to stay.She called and I told her to come over to FESTAC to stay with me.She stayed for 3weeks with me.I didn't touch her or make any moves to do so even though she made moves to have sex with me numerous times during her stay with me.

What I told was that if the both of us were gonna have sex then she'll have to leave my place then come back so I'd be sure she came for an entirely different purpose.

I don't like taking advantage of women in vulnerable positions


This is what my cleaner is yet to understand.She has seen that I'm young,well to do and living alone that's why she's seducing me .She doesn't know my pe.nis doesn't get Hot for just any type of woman,it only gets Hot for women who I have no working relationship with or who I'm not directly responsible for.

You are just lazy. You are just giving us flimsy excuse why you can't clean up your crib. You have the time to watch TV and a woman trying to seduce you

ESN chicken out as usual

SweetCunt97:
She probably gives him peace and all all needed in a woman. Shallow people will judge based on appearance but not pausing to check character.

Thats y some fall for d gimmicks of seemingly innocent churchy gurls.

Appearance matters. The real test comes after the wedding, you ll now know who give whom peace

Zzor:
Sex couple, he's fat please

That's what you usually say when you want what you can't have

Nonsense

Just tell her that "It's over" and it's not her fault

Anneka101:
OBO is the main odogwu here on YouTube.



Argue with your keypad.

bought views

tot:
Well done.
Saving is not just about the amount but also the discipline.

It's also about putting it to good use.

It ll be a shame if all that money ends in a betting shop

chukslawrence:
We hope the fallen Olympus will rise again. She’s beautiful btw

You cannot unfall what has fallen

oluwaahmed:
But don't you think an experimental lookman is better than a clubless musa who hasn't seem competitive football in 5 months

It's wrong

You don't experiment in the middle of a qualifier especially when you are yet to qualify

ogbiwa:
Good morning people.

Having watched over a 1000 football matches, I've come to notice that headers are almost impossible to save.

I've regularly seen keepers save leg shots from point blank range, but once a striker gets a header on target, 9 times out of 10 it ends in the back of the net, even if it's from some yards out.
So why is it difficult for keepers to save headers? And yes I've checked Google but didn't get satisfactory answers.

It's difficult to predict the movement of the ball expecially at close range. That's why many defenders scored own goal headers

oluwaahmed:
We left out ademola lookman for musa

lookman has never played for the team. Not a time to experiment

omosefeeguaibor:
I hope iheanacho makes the squad too

Sure he ll join them by wed/thur

Monogamy:


Only if the match won't ended up in Okro

They need okra anyway to qualify. Just a point from two matches.

thatgirl504:
Iheanacho performance was electrifying, but there's a beast at the middle of the park called NDIDI. Dude had Manchester United midfielders in his pocket last night.

You can say that again...
His ball distribution and forward passes has really improved

Queenslander:
Why is she dressed like that? I thought they're Muslims?

Liberal Muslims....these ones are not fanatics. You ll not find them in hijab community

blazepascal:
back then

Was it part of the job to dress shabby cos it's easy to identify you guys