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Mainlymanof:
Hello nairalnlanders ,
What do you do when you know you are not handsome and no girls wants you . Maybe you find it difficult to find a girl who would be interested in you . All girls you call on the road always runs afar . And you are still single Biko help a brother I am dying of depression

1. Dress well

2. Be intelligent, you can't lose on both sides. If you are not handsome, you should be smart.

3. Be caring and kind.....that always touch their mumu button

4. Be an entertainer....ladies get bored easily. If you're funny and entertaining, you ve got a chance.

5. Be in charge, don't be a mumu. They love their guys to protect them and be in charge

Typical Ashii....see her nails

quolahpoh:
My phone got spoilt and I'm confused between going for Samsung S9plus UK used or buying new Xiaomi 10S.

Please I need advice from the elders here! Thank you Sir's and Ma's

Dead Sammy over new Xiaomi anyday


Heritage is key

She stored your name as MOM.....that's romantic.

Are you not her "My Only Maga"

Just start all over again, you ll be surprise how fast you ll get over her

lightblazingnow:
Talk life, speak grace and and eternal life. you might never realise how close you are to the other side of the seas.

Your life is about to be over. Wake up from your slumber and be responsible right now

I can't

xreal:
Fear destiny changers... they can make an academician to start singing naked on a stage, all in the name of entertainment.

They want to change her role model from Wole Soyinka to Tiwa Savage.

Of all the artiste under jazzy, it's Tiwa that's no longer there that you picked

Finned or fined

Loud mouth trump

Zzor:
His hair style is his problem, he should cut it off if he wants to succeed, don't quote me if you don't have a spiritual gift

You can't even match his level of success

Clout chaser....joke don finish

Powerfly:
Awon converters up there.. Make una kuku open work shop then do commercials na.
I'm just wondering why your lots have not been able to convert bi-girls.. They chop the d...k and still go back to eating pu...sy

I ve converted some. It's about finding the right person

What has mathematician got to do with music. Jazzy should maintain his lane

Vanity everywhere

Solsix:
Which song Mr P do release since going solo ?? I don't seem to be his fan

Mr P has found Lottery to be his real calling

OJ simpson

Let me pretend say I read am

exsodus:
I honestly don't know where to start from, but all I can say is that I'm madly in love with my boss at the office. I always think of her any time I see her pass by.
Sometimes I think I should just walk up to her office and confess my love for her but I know this might cost me my job. Please advise me on how to get her attention and also convey my feelings to her

Go ahead and "toast" her if you have another job elsewhere

Switchman:
Please I Need Your Candid And Long Term Advise, I Am Presently Depressed And Out

This will be a lengthy one but I promise to summarize it as much as I can.

I met a lady in her late 30s 18months ago through an online friend. I was working in Lagos while she was based and working in Abuja.

We chatted for a while before she volunteered to come to Lagos for a visit over the weekend which doesn't seem a bad idea to me cos I believed seeing in person is better than 1 million pictures.

Due to her age and desperation, we met and she liked what she saw in me and intensive talks began on how I can relocate to Abuja and get better job. I actually haven't been to Abuja so I was excited to take that move with the hope of becoming a better person and getting a better job.

I resigned from my job due to some issues as at that time which could had been managed but so I can have more time to visit and see how things are in Abuja before making my final preparation to relocate. She supports financially during those time while I use my car for ehailing business pending when I will finally relocate.

Covid 19 lock down came and all plans were halted due to restrictions on vehicular movements. Fast forward to November last year I made final plans and I agreed to finally relocate but on the conditions that we will need to get a new apartment cos I don't want to move in with her to her former apartment which was a one room self contain, we got a 1 bedroom apartment and I moved in with her. She owns 90% stake on the expenses incurred but in the spirit of hope for a better job, I will upgrade the apartment to have an equal stake in the home.

It's been 3 months now I have fully relocated and we have been cohabiting but it's been hell for me and I just need help on how to get out of this mess I put myself. No job was forth coming and due to the fact that I am home always, I have been reduced to a house help cos I am the one doing the chores, cleaning the dishes and even my laundry though she pays for her own, so many other insults and atimes it's with exchanges of words before I can take a walk just to acclimatize myself with the terrains of the area.

It's really a bad experience for a man not to have a steady source of income cos in a twinkle of an eye the love will vanish.

I love the lifestyle of Abuja cos it is less stressful than Lagos and I will really like to get a good source of income so I can get my own apartment and be free from the shackles I put myself in the name of love.

I really need help now cos I know my days are numbered and it's a matter of time before she sends me packing cos I really don't have the right to the apartment. Please house, I need your candid advise on what to do and as always constructive criticism is allowed.

Thanks
Switchman

You don't throw away your shoes until you have a new one. You took a mumu decision when you resigned.

It's easier to get job in lag without connection than in Abuja. 90% of jobs in Abuja are govt jobs

Without attitude you can't last

oluwatosink:
The body is the temple of God, and the Spirit of God dwelleth in you.

7 Important Things You should never do with your Body.

1) You should never commit fornications in your heart or body

2) You should never worship or eat things presented to idols

3) You should never lust or love the things in the world.

4) You should never be Unrighteous on earth

5) You should never commit sexual immorality.

6) You should never be drunk in wine taking cigarettes , indian hemps etc

7) You should never make any cutting on your flesh, body piercing, tattoos and putting things that don't glorify God


Feel free to drop your views, thoughts and ask question

No 2 is wrong. Never called things created by God unclean

Act10:14-15

Surely not, Lord!" Peter replied. "I have never eaten anything impure or unclean."
The voice spoke to him a second time, "Do not call anything impure that God has made clean



1 Cor 8:4

Therefore, as to the eating of food offered to idols, we know that t“an idol has no real existence

veave:
Hmmm

This one that says he's my husband friend will come to the house and select what you will give him to eat, even if we are having a meal he can decide its not what he wants. Since covid he's been coming to this house every single day. I mean everyday. Come around 9am and leave around 7pm. The first week of covid I educated him on why people should not entertain guests in their house and why people should not visit anyone, my husband said I was disrespectful that I should allow him to do something bad so he can use his legs to run away. He thinks I have time to be following peace with all men.

What I will do to both of them?

I will call family meeting and ask my husband's parents to come and pay another bride price since its two people I'm marrying. How do you visit someone for 3weeks back to back? How? Omo some parents did not train their children abeg. It's irritating and I've had it up to here... Don't get me wrong food is not a big deal, but cutesy demands that when you go to someone's house, you respect yourself. This one will eat, ask for extra then when he's going if you made a new soup he'll ask you to give him take away. Then still come back 9am the next day. I've never seen this one in all my young life

He must be a bachelor

Steady259:
Share Your Experience; What Annoying Thing Has A Visitor Done In Your House

Well at one point or the other in our lives we have all been delighted to welcome new visitor or stranger into our own home. But some visitors tends to over-stay their welcome by doing bizzare and absurd things that you ultimately regret or you wish you never opened you door to them in the first place.

Let's learn from our experiences, what has a visitor ever done in your home that annoyed you or you find absurd.


Mods please do the needful.

Ate lunch and waiting for Supper. He just refused to go

Ziyech sealed it!

Wembley....here we come

4 semis in 5 seasons

BigDawsNet:
Chelsea rest your players for Porto biko

The bench is as good as first 11

Nicenancy:
Are stealing and armed armed robbery equal

How about masturbating and gay

Fornication and adultery

Thank you

They are equal.... every disobedience is a sin.

James 2:10 - For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one [point], he is guilty of all.

Wisdom n Knowledge

Truthspoon1:
your email for bank and npower correspond abi?

yes

Righteousness2:
This is not an ordinary discovery/ Finding!
This is a Deliberate act of the ALMIGHTY MERCIFUL GOD. He is Passing a Concious message to the World on what is about to hit the Earth.

Let us Hear o Inhabitants of the Earth! Heed to this message! Repent and Make Peace with JESUS so as not to be Here to witness the Coming Destruction.

They that Have Ears to Hear! Let us Hear!

Ps 114:4
The mountains skipped like rams, the hills like lambs!