₦airaland Forum

decatalyst:
You get brain so

He is but a sparrow. His brain is no more than 1 gram of crack.

Davash222:
Crime no good, for real.. See what they settled for with 6K..
With 6K, you'll get fresh and neat girls with succulent breasts and nyash for even two nights!
Cos they're criminals, they have no choice.

For where abeg?

bxcode:
Birthday mate.... happy birthday to us.

This man.... Long time!!!! How are you doing?

Lamanii22:
Awwwn... That was cruel though.... Single mothers often transfer their aggression on their child(ren)...

Come and talk your own joor.

Abeg help me with the girl’s number. Let me ask her if she’s still in love with you.

I am interested

rex444:
forgot cassava chips and flakes for food .... I saw that one day in ekiti state

He also forgot cassava flour (as in “LAFUN”)

igbarasdynasty:
When it gets down the stomach, the stomach doesn't ask where it came from.... Worry less.

Go and be eating lizard and frog like the Chinese because the stomach doesn’t ask where it comes from.
Na that day you go know say old mama to.to just old ni, e sweet like young girl own before.

Openbusiness:
I been think say signature meaning na similarity with topic o Check my topics, I mean, no vex

Bro you jones. You must buy beer.

akanbiaa:
UNIABUJA is not known for any cultist activities, I suspect the accusation is true they are kidnappers scheming on how to target Kaduna, Abuja road and it makes sense the University is by the express they can easily disappear inside the school in case they were chased after a failed mission.

What are you saying? Uniabuja not known for cult activities? Like seriously?
Can you explain what was responsible for the bloody clash of Aug/Sept 2018 in Gwagwalada that required the intervention of the JTF to curb the excesses? Abi as a jew man, go and shout “aye axeman” in Bob H, or echo “Aro mate” in Agwandodo and see if you will leave there in one piece.

The truth is that the university has become a safe haven for cultists, no thanks to the past administrations of VCs who close their eyes to cult activities. For 12 years, no single person was prosecuted for cult-related offenses. A VC was even quoted as saying “he might pardon cult activities but he won’t pardon exam malpractice.” Who does that?

kestolove95:
u are a guy if not u could hv come stay with me, I stay behind citymart

The one in Gwagwalada?

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Openbusiness:
Pride goes before a fall. See where his arrogance has led him. Good riddance abeg. E no concern me . May I mind my business. Are you a PATHFINDER LOVER? Check my signature

Bro, you no get signature now.

Terimaherbaniyan

Yemi in the moon

Iamgrey5:
He wore an Irish mouth guard


He is Irish.

Didn’t know that IRELAND has NIGE in its spelling in that particular order...

SHABASHA:
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Hai!!! I hear you.

SHABASHA:
hahaha no am serious first When It Passed Our Street By 1 am and Second When I Went To Find udara (abuloma)

Wait first, how the thing sound? Type am here. I wan hear am

SHABASHA:
though most of our parents that told up told us story never saw it...me too i have never seen it before....but i know this is not it...and can never be it..i have even heard it cry before : twice..

Mama!!!

I’m loyal o!!!

DesChyko:
My brother, they finished us with lies, forget

My brother... I dey tell you eh!!!

MedicH:
Haha this ur prayer needs to trend. Write this on a paper and upload to twitter tag cnn now u go trend on international media. Lol funny

He’s not the one who wrote it. I’ve seen same somewhere else.

Them wan use style give am Corona virus to carry come Africa. But she no wan use her head.

Na only number 6 remain for me. But why na number 6? Abi I no dey use my number 6 ni? Hai!

Thisis2raw:
He was this wealthy before he became a senator.

Na lie. Baba dey rent different cars from Abuja to come village that year. Baba bobo us main main. Unbeknownst to us, shingbain, baba no get.

Ifyjos:
Ok

Why is my mind telling me that this is Xsenga?

Lamanii22:
Awwwn

Your views about life generally sets you apart from this wizkid generation. I thought I was the only one left. Mind if I send a mail?

Lamanii22:
It is vice versa... You're right.. Most ladies have turned relationships into something else.. I went to the supermarket to pick up some things.. So I met some ladies at the perfume section.. Guess what they were saying.. "Any man wey bring us here, we go murder am ni".. I myself was really disappointed at that statement... I swore never to be like that.. I would work hard/smart, I'll earn... My partner would only be my support system...

Let's gtb married already!

Twoclans:
Biggie this lights out is scary

Walahi.
I could hot but think of how ephemeral everything in life is.