₦airaland Forum

Oga Joe‘s maiden visit is long over due. Thanks to APC governors that shown him how to be proactive after all efforts ended in vain. We ar watching, keenly.

RIP President Chavez! The progressive world has lost another rare hero who stood by the poor & fought colonialism, neo-colononialism & all sort of imperialism just like other icons- Simon Boliver, Chei Guavara, Patrice Lumumba, Gamal Abdn Naseer, among others... - Ur selfless labour will never be in vain as u etched ur name in gold. RIP once again & we hope & fervently pray to have ur like in the most popolous African country not the good-for-nothing ones we now have. RIP Mr Chavez!

Try peugeot 406, u won‘t regret u do. Manual, i mean.

These Igbos... Chei! For how long will they stop spoiling our good name?

Pope Benedict, u ar most welcome to the only true religion, the religion of Islam. U ar indeed lucky to have seen the light at last after many years in darkness. U ar welcome once more!

Nothing Oga Joe do will shock me any more. I only wish this unfathomably clueless, kleptomaniac, brainless, incompetent, unpresidential, drunken fisherman from the creeks will for once be proactive. But my wish ends in vain.

Any election conducted by Jega‘s INEC MUST be quashed & nullified if truly adjudicated. Jega is worst than Iwu. But painfully, Nyako will finally emerge “winner“ again & start “fresh“ 4 year tenure. Some things can only happen in this unfortunate west African enclave called Nigeria.

The beuty of Islam is countless. One good example is that NOTHING is left in the glorious Qur‘an. That made Islam a no follow-follow religion like “others“. We thank Allah for the gift of Islam.

God or Doctor? Just thinking aloud

What do they want to remember Ojukwu for? Is it the agony, massacre & wanton destruction he & Chukwuma (Nzeogu) invited to their ever fraudulent kinsmen? Let the man just concentrate on his misdeeds anywhere he is now.

Nigerians claimed to be religious while in reality their life is far from the teachings of any divine religion. China, Japan, Sweden, Norway among others are neither Xtians nor Muslims but they are the happiest people on earth due to their leaders who know what leadership is all about. I‘ll campaign & vote for anybody that is ready to rescue this nation from the People‘s Destruction Party & take us to the promised land regardless of who or what he is. Simple.

Oga Joe has no option than to go to Hospital. Eating 1BN food at a time a new progressive political party is formed can send any unfathomably clueless so-called leader to Hospital.

Up APC! PDP legs dey shake ooo... a torn umbrella, which can not stop the rain. But APC leaders should be cautious of any thing PDP otherwise ur labour will be in vain & God forbid.

Muslims shouldn‘t be like mordern day Xtians that welcome anything whether or not it is in conformity with the ORIGINAL version of Xtianity. Ur answer therefore is NO. Simple.

Many of the posters here will NOT pass drug test that‘s why their virtuperations doesn‘t bother anyone. They ar bunch of nonentity, myopic & shallow minded illiterate that will never see beyond their nose. Calling Elrufa‘i, Buhari & Bakare corrupt is just madness to say the least for we all knew who ar really corrupt in Nig. The haters should do themselves better by hugging a nearby transformer or sleeping on a rail road. Useless fools.

One more reason why Islam will remain the best religion on the planet earth. In such a situation u have an option of either marrying another wife or just divorce her “after all efforts to reconcile among u prove abortive“. But that applies only to Islam.

“Abinda ya baka tsoro wata rana zai baka tausayi...“
Hausa Proverb

Up APC!!! PDP days are numbered but only progressive mind can see it that way. I already visualize myself thumbprinting gladly on APC logo come 2015. This unfathomably clueless Ijaw man must be voted out. Enough of nepotism & unprecedented corruption!

Terrorist Pastor!

“We are going to rescue this region from the hands of rascals.“ -Jonathan
“A talk by a drunken fisherman from the creeks can not be taken serious.“ -Tinubu.


We are patiently waiting for the right time to teach these sycophants a lesson of their useless life.

That‘s the price to be paid by people “voting“ purely based on sentiments even when his cluelesness, myopism, brainless, corrupt tendencies & other deficiencies ar apparent for all to see.
Now that he spent 7BN out of the subsidy removed to refurbish Malian barracks, let him PLEASE spend just 7 MILLION NAIRA to refurbish our Police College in Lagos.

I wonder how blind some myopic minds can be not to understand the meaning of RE-TWEET which is the only “offence“ of El-rufa‘i. In a sane society the apology is needless.

I, initially doubt this story of urs. However, when I look at all sort of attrocities committed by some of these so-called Men of God-fornication, adultery, burning church members alive, cultism, homosexuality, extortion, breach of trust, among others-I‘ve no option than to believe in it. As per advice, well, go & pay since u ar that desperate not to see the scam involved. I pity u, sincerely.

Any effort to make these CRUSADERS understand the meaning of Jihad will be in vain. Understanding is alien to their conscience (if they‘ve any).

Oga Joe‘s sins? Well let‘s see some here:
1. He often speaks in an unpresidential manner;
2. He always grin unnecessarily;
3. He allowed Diezani to ruin the Petroleum Ministry simply because of questionable r/ship;
4. He‘s tribal chauvinist & as such lacks objectivity;
5. He can‘t control his old wife who stole billions when he was a Govornor & steal trillions now;
6. His greediness is manifest when he allowed his wife to accept that Perm Sec in Bayelsa;
7. He is so desperate to have knelt before a Pastor just because of power;
8. He is making Nigeria bankrupt by his tireless borrowing;
9. He rewards corrupt “leaders“ with higher appointments Tony Anini is an example;
10. He shows his cluelessness when he unilaterally removed subsidy on fertilizer & later fuel;
11. He lacks the guts, the impetus & the audacity to tackle insecurity despite being commander-in-chief;
12. He drinks alot;
13. His hertlessness was manifest when he budgeted 1 BILLION NAIRA for his food in just a year in a country that very few eat thrice aday;
14. He talks before he thinks just as he exonerated MEND from October bombing;
15. He lied of been shoeless when he was a boy just to get the cotes of a common man;
16. Among others.

........ Waiting........ Waiting....... still Waiting..............

Relaxed.

This fish must be shark or whale... Pathetic indeed especially that this happens in a country where someone who can‘t protect himself let alone others is budgeted 1 BILLION NAIRA for food in just a year.

This fish must be shark or whale... Pathetic indeed especially that this happens in a country where someone who can‘t protect himself let alone others is budgeted #1bn for food in just a year.

Hello Mr Ikenna! One finds it difficult to believe that people like u still exist in ds Country. Ur views on Peugeot is encouraging, interesting & indeed educating. More power to ur elbow! Permit me to inform u dt YOU (yes, u of course) & my UK based childhood friend have successfully changed my mind from Toyota Matrix to Peugeot 406. Now d question is: is there any major difference between 406 2002 & 2003 Models? And, which engine do u recommend between EW10 & EW12? Many thanks for all u have bn & have a pleasant night rest.

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