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wish time wey romeo go shit finish make i clean him yash?

holy shit!!!!!! I do not know which dictionary to use, longman or oxford

romade which one be ur own?

i know no say we get demons for dis house to all d demons holy ghost fire consume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By d wey where every body for dis house na only dis crazyman wey dey, abi dis demon don carry every body go hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (excpt me)

na d hair wey dey inside him nose wey still dey black.

dat web is nothing but a combination of diffrnt kind of king size trash

CuteAngel:
Ben are u rebranding your name?

no be him fault na now wey him eye send message to his mendula dat 2001 is far gone so him forward him name sharp sharp to d upper year. bros kudos to u u too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate ogbono soup i can not even stand d aroma of it

naugty ben u no dey fear ur mama

@Poster,  ur own better u get light for 2 weeks, but for us here we do not knw if it really exist if there shud be light in my area, a one year and six months child would scream with fright cus he/she has not seen anything like dat before and do u know what they are in our area supplying electricities to other people outside our area, but  charity they say begins at home .

@Sylve, i hear say u dey go Jehovah Witness, i doubt if na dat nails u dey take enter Kingdom hall abi u dey wear gloves before u enter

blissieng:
mi fink man cry if mi gatto hear dis one more time!

my sis i no just understand dis guy @ poster, why your Subject gorilla defer from d topic gorilla

why u dey beg romade d guy knows his way around he can even come and see d children and d mum but u dont know or are u d mother of d kids .

But make una waitooo wetin make d same set of people are always on jokes thread, una dey ever view any other thread . but then comedy/jokes is not stupidity, nonsensity nor mumurity but it is full of utility, u guys should keep it up.

Dani my complain be say i want enter nairaland, my computer just turn off on its own, now romade wey i wan hear his comment , is offline .

are u guys kidding , what a shame if its real but waitoooo why shuld he do dat is he greedy or dere is no money in nollywood .

Ben20001:
Lola, romade, dani why my post dey miss.
If I post, I no go fit read am but lola go reply

u still dey 4 old year dats d problem, i bet u just rebrand ur name n every thing will be fine.

if am a dingbat then u must be a scumbag

teissys:
I am very brilliant

u are brilliant bah , clap for ur self .

MrCrackles:
Abi all of una craze for this thread?

u wey dey vex, laugh at d same time no be classic madness be dat.

abeg q2 where u place my Ini Edo & Omosexy
what about Justin Isiri


D PERSON WEY FOR FIT HOLLYWOOD NA MR. IBU (JOHN OKAFOR)

and dis other guy GENTLE JACK
How far for d two actors I have selected

romade dat picture wey dey ur profile na so u and ur girlfriend own start

dani na wao, na only u wey see dat eye wey u dey provoke. i no just uderstand ur feelings.

NL guys abeg una don hearam i no want miss any body here all in d name of yeye sicknessooooo especially dat one wey him name na sylve ehn own na hoha, nonstop, but i trust guys like Ben, no freaking. But for Dani only him dressing send confusion like if him be DJ, Gambler (abeg no wear vex, i judge from dat card wey dey ur body) or na moderator, as for pomade, i no go fit swear foram cus him name sef one resemble romance , u better see ur doctor and bring d clearification cert. make we see.

No mind thos words u guys are happening bois noooo freaking with

U & ur babe went on a routine shoping at ur favourite shoping centre u got in with ur lady and were having fun together u both were very happy, feeling good, then ur babe said she want to get something in d car u gave her d car keys but then someone harrassed her and went extra miles to slap her hard!!!!! accross d face she came into d shop crying like hell, she told u that someone harrassed her outside, U then her hero & Romeo went outside red in anger vowing to rain hell and brimstone infact send d scumbag to d nearest hell, but to ur dismay u saw a gorillar in d name of human staring a more reddish eye than urs, as huge as an iroko tree, U braved up and ask him why he slapped ur Queen but he told u to go sit ur dumbass on d ground.

TO THE GUYS: What will u do at that moment to abate ur anger?

TO THE GIRLS: What will be ur action if ur Romeo did not even raise a dust?

@sylve, u dont know what am talking about dont worry, chill guy very soon u will realize what am warning about.

thank God sey Ben no dey house if not eeh for yab me tire na him i want shine that teeth for    Daniluv  abeg no wear vex

make u understand stop for there monkey head i no want shine teeth before dani2hate go say en dey block him sense of vision, infact make i shine d teeth make en no see road at all

@slyve na wah for u, just for d babe to talk u don dey luv am, u no wetin i promise u staphilococcus or even better E. Coli but dont be afraid Erythromycin, Streptomycin and en co-workers will be ready to help u

U2 are u just coming into d house cuz i have not seen such a name like U number1idoit and why is ur teeth larger than ur lips

dany u try sha but u no fit make me laugh, a chinese child wey no get wahala no go fit laugh sef, let alone d elder ones u go only provoke dem , i dey still wait for a kind of joke that can tickle a chinese man's fancy.

man u follow, follow, na BARCA dey gooooooo, follow na BARCA dey gooooooo