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MORAL OF THE STORY

Bagga(Aro), Eiye, Aiye(), Mafia, Bucanear(Alora), Mafiaso, hoody mafia, Burkina Faso, Black Bra. ALL OF THEM NA CULT, DON'T JOIN, THEY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER.

If Igboh no good for your brain, stop am.

Women kills, Women heals. A c''unt shouldn't make u a c''unt.

A bottle of 1759 a day keeps the doctor away. Save water, take a little 1759 for thy stomach sake. Fear Alomo.

Don't drink and drive, smoke weed and fly.

JESUS, MOHAMMED, BUDHA, ALLAH, YOURSELF anyone u wan believe in, na u sabi. But just believe say God dey. And live ur life right. Like tupac said--- "who do u believe in?".

Above all, never step on toes.


WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT STORY TITLED, "MAN WEY DEY REASON". It promises to be rib cracking. Its a true life story of the experience of my one year spill over period.

PS: How was the story?

IBO BOY COME YORUBA LAND, IBO BOY STAY FOR YORUBA LAND. IBO BOY COMOT FOR YORUBA LAND.

"Sammy get injury oh!" Kelvin informed me as we stood in the queue waiting to collect our discharge certificate. "which injury na?" i inquired. "oboy eeeh! Suliet want make him wire her well well and Sammy don tayah, naso dem begin fight oh, naso the girl carry bottle break for Sammy head" Kelvin narrated. "why na? So that girl be agbero wey dey break bottle for person head?" I said. "e good for Sammy na, because na after she break the bottle for him head nahim the l'ove portion clear comot for him eye" Kelvin said.

"What of Angom na?" i inquired. "him dey here na, u never see am? Him pay hospital money for some of the people wey chop the poison beans, so Police com release am yesterday. Dat guy don broke die, na me give am the transport money wey him take come here sef" Kelvin added. "e good for am, shebi nahim sabi save money pass, now him go go back to Benue with no money, all the thing wey him plan to do him no go do am, me i get like 300k for my account now" i said.

"how u go take do those your things wey burn na?" i asked Kelvin. "oboy na only my statement of result be the only original wey burn, the rest na photocopy. But i go go back to my sch go collect another statement of result" Kelvin said. Just then, i sighted Sammy trying to find his way through the crowd to come meet us.

"how far Sammy?" i said shaking hands with him. "i dey oh, i don collect my discharge certificate oh, una never collect?" Sammy said. "We never collect oh, but our turn don dey reach" Kelvin said. Just then, i saw the big sticking plaster on Sammy's head. "guy that Suliat girl wan burst ur head oh, the girl na agbero oh, shebi we dey warn u that time u dey say we dey talk rubbish" i said. "guy my eye don clear now, dat girl na devil" Sammy said what made laughed.

After i collected my discharge certificate, i chatted with Ayo for a while sipping from the bottle of Alomo he brought. I later saw Obinna who told me that Ezenna was shot and he died. He told me Ezenna joined a robbery gang in Oshogbo and the police shot him when he was trying to escape. The two persons i never wanted to see was Chioma and Juliet. I even saw Lampard and Shakur, mehn! I savoured the fun memories ab initio our camp experience with nostalgia(oyibo rekpete).

Ilorin Chei! Ilorin Chei! Chei Baba Ilorin. How i wish he passed out with us. But he caused it all by allowing his "river Niger" overflow into a "Kainji dam".

I left Ilesa the next day after i gave out what was left of my properties to the church. I was happy, because i came, i saw hell, i conquered.

The next update would be the end of "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba". My next story which promises to be hillarious and rib cracking is titled "Man wey dey reason". The story is based on what i experienced when i had extra year in the university.

Before this story ends, i will like to appreciate those that were addicted to the story(both una wey yab me and una wey love me). In no particular order: Skoloppy31, dayleke, 4kizo, jay4genius, Hotnaijababe, seuncyber, F.K.O, Opeoluwa2, Emperortj93, peterjosh, wizee, Johnwizey, TVT KOKO, don ifez, Austinodark, yoyo the first, valboy20, Foxy Rebirth(Foxy Ultimate), BukkyDan, Ejaisky, foliks, YOUNGKAHUNA, Simplifier, Josphine4good, Fishoy, Splendblex, sosiq, Rap maestro, plainmirror, AVWENAGHA, 001solar, deesnipes, Jaymichael, bibelo, chingy74, nduki, Gepheral, leystra, Schwerz, Sol2galay, IZUKWU, RAPMAN002, movmentish, tenhab.

Cuddlemii(how i go forget the best moderator?), Seun(i dey mad wey i go forget to mention the chiarman name?).

Anybody wey i no mention him/her name, make u no vex oh, I still appreciate you.

Five days to pass out.

I was walking down the road one evening after taking dinner at an "Iya put" canteen close to the church.

I saw someone. I saw Juliet with a man.

I tot i was dreaming, she was kissing a pot bellied chubby man by the side of a car. I initially tot it wasn't Juliet so i came closer and said, "Juliet! What are u doing with this man? U are cheating on me ehn?". She didn't respond but ignored me, so i said, "Juliet! Am i not talking to u?". The pot bellied man turned and said, "Juliet, who is this j'unkie?", true talk, i looked like a j'unkie because my beard were unkept. "na ur be j'unkie" i thundered. "he is my friend, a corper like me" Juliet said. I didn't say much, but i just walked out. I knew she was cheating on me all this while. She didn't even feel remorseful that she was caught. I knew that with the kind of "unconditional" love Juliet had for money, she could even date a pig as long as that pig was money bags.

I called Bad pekin that night for situation report and he told me Tobi had been captured. Bad pekin was happy because he was sure of his promotion, but i was happier because atleast i could collect my NYSC discharge certificate in peace without fear of been kidnapped on my passing out day.

I needed to say hello to my guys so i went to see them the next morning. Something surprised me, my room had been burgled. My electronics, my clothes, my shoes, even the Flow Bank. All was gone.

I was told Tobi and his guys burgled my room searching for my university statement of result and other important credentials, but since they couldn't find any, they had to rob the room. I was wise enough to have taken all my credentials along with me to the church.

Another thing that surprised me was that Kelvin's room was burnt down.

Yes! He almost burnt down the whole house. Sammy told me that Kelvin was cooking one night(his usual nocturnal cooking), and he slept of forgeting he was cooking. Before people could quench the fire, Kelvin's room was already burnt down. Lucky enough the inferno didn't get to other rooms.

According to Sammy, he said all Kelvin's credentials went with the inferno. Just when i was saying i was lucky Tobi and his guys didn't get my credentials, the credentials of my friend Kelvin went up in flames.

"what of Angom na?" i asked Sammy curiously. "him still dey station oh, i just dey come from there now, i go give am food". "what of Ilorin nkor?" i asked again. "him still dey Ilorin oh" Sammy responded.

I took a glimpse at Sammy's face, the look he wore read: "thank God say me i never get problem like una oh". What he never knew was that his own problem would be indelible.

seuncyber: WELL I WANT TO ASK FLOW IS THIS A TRUE LIFE STORY?

IF YES U REALLY TRY ALOT BE ALIVE

IF NO WELL THIS IS THE BEST STORY ON NAIRALAND EVER I GIVE U 90% FOR A GOOD JOB..AND A NICE STORY FOR WE NAIJA PEOPLE TO LEARN....WELL I HOPE WE ALL READ AND LEARN FROM FLOW MISTAKES

NICE

i hope they learn from my true life story oh. Thanks all the same

Wizee: i tink say u be barrack boy, and barrack boy no dey carry last. Why u no stay 4ur compound na? U no get mind @all

because u see big S for my chest. I be superman?

I called Bad pekin telling him about Tobi. He told me he knew Tobi, that Tobi graduated from OAU last year, that Tobi was the leader of Eiye in the sch then. He also said Baggas in OAU had been in search of Tobi since he graduated because he tormented them big time.

I pleaded with Bad pekin that they shouldn't kill anyone, but they should just go for the point 1(Tobi) and deal with him seriously. Bad pekin assured me that they wouldn't kill anybody, that he just wanted to get Tobi and deliver him to the Baggas so he would be promoted to the post of point 1 of baggas in OAU. I knew it would be difficult for him to get the eagle(Tobi), but he assured me that he was the "most rugged son of Odin" in OAU, that he would get Tobi and be "Odinated".

A week later

Angom was still in the police cell. The police wanted all the victims to be discharged from the hospital before Angom would be released. I had "rellocated" to the church where i was given a room. I came to the church with just few of my clothes. I had suddenly started living my life like a "Priest". We would be passing out in 2weeks time.

I left my phone in the room and went to take my bath one evening, i came back to see that i had 7missed calls and two messages. The 7missed calls were from Juliet, while the first message read: "i hope u are dead by now? if u are dead, say hello to my late grandmum, but if u are not dead yet, death will soön come knocking at ur door", it was from Dami. "na ur Papa and Mama go die" i said after reading the text message. The second message read: "my Love, where are u now? i stopped over at ur place and ur friends told me u travelled, is anything the problem?" it was Juliet asking me a rheotorical question.

I tot of sending Omoloda a text message for her to plead with her Boyfriend Tobi. I sent the message and it read: "pls help me plead with Tobi, tell him to forgive me if i have wronged him". I recieved a reply few minutes later, and it simply read: "go to hell".

"why everybody want make i die? Baba God na ur hand i dey oh" i tot.

IZUKWU: Flow, imagine you be cultist,wey be church worker ,you want to cause a battle btw two cults and take refuse inside church. Is it good?

wetin i for do na? Make eiye boys take me do suya?

mysticgal: Lovely write up,welldone#claps gleefully#expecting more!!

thanks mysticgal

Next day.

What happened the previous night surprised everyone, the policemen refused telling us Angom's offence. It was when Sammy and Kelvin went to the station in the morning that they were told Angom supplied a poisonous beans.


Poisonous beans that haven't killed anyone yet, but like ten persons were in the hospital bed as a result of the toxic effect to their system. It wasn't that Angom had been supplying poisonous beans all this while, just that the last supply he got from the North wasn't stored properly.

Ilorin travelled to Ilorin very early that morning leaving the key to his room with me.

I was sleeping with one eye opened in Ilorin's room that night, thinking Tobi would pay my room a visit. He did paid my room a visit.

"where the boy wey get dis room?" Tobi yelled B''anging at the door of my room. Sammy rushed out of his room and said, "him don travel". "na God save am, if i catch am ehn? Tell am say make him no come back to Ilesa oh, unless him wan die" Tobi said. As i heard footsteps as he and his guys walked out, i was also hearing my heart beating fast wanting to tear my chest.

Sammy saved me. I had initially told him that whoever came knocking at my door, he should tell that person i travelled.


"so Tobi wan kill me abi, but why Yoruba people wan use Ibo boy like me do ritual. Their ritual no go work because i no from their place, i go call Bad pekin make him bring baggas from OAU come fight Tobi and him guys oh" I tot lying on Ilorin's bed.


Since Tobi wanted War between the Eiye(correction made) and the Baggas, i would spark up a war. But one thing for sure was that i would be just a spectator. Even in my sch days, when war involving baggas and another cult broke out, it was either i was a "spectator" or i was a "spectator". I hated to spill blood. But baggas love spilling blood. I concluded i would call Bad pekin the next day, but i needed a tent to hide and be protected. I needed a fortress. The kind of protection i needed could be found nowhere else but in the church.

Rap maestro: Oya, who be victor? Where im dey? Why im give my goat belle? Oya bring am come out... Omo, i don dey xpect wetin go happen o, flow thumb up

hahahahahahahaha rap maestro u are very funny. Lol

"Flow why u dey waka like dis, u break ur leg?" Ilorin asked as i walked into the compound that night. "nothing happen to me ooh, only be say i fall from bike, u don come back from Ilorin?" I said. "i don come back oh, Our LGI say him wan see me, him call me for phone nahim make me come back" Ilorin responded. "guy Hope say no Wahala? because that our LGI na bad man oh, naso him hala me well well when i tell am say i wan apply for another NYSC ID card that time wey My NYSC ID card loss?". "i don go see am, na him house i just dey come from now" Ilorin added. "wetin him talk na? because him been dey talk your case for CDS last week, hope say dem never give u service extention oh?" i asked. "go baf come, i go yan u everything" Ilorin responded.

I took my bath, and headed straight to Ilorin's room. There was no way i would have slept in my room. No way. "oboy i no go follow una pass out next month oh, i don get service extention oh, LGI say him don forward letter go Abuja make dem extend my service year to another one year oh" Ilorin said as we both sat in his room eating. "oboy oh dat one na carry over be that oh" i said. "nahim make me dey vex na. Him say i go stay for Ilesa until Tola born the pekin. If she born finish, i go com marry her, if i no wan marry her i go carry my pekin go" Ilorin explained. "so dem no go give u ur discharge certificate until the girl born? Na una agreement be that?" i inquired. "na our agreement oh, naso the girl mama and Papa want am sef" Ilorin added.

The Ilorin i used to know is a completely different Ilorin, he had really lost so much weight. It was as if he was ill. The fun in him had suddenly fizzled out.

Ilorin was going through a traumatic experience likewise me. So it was all man for himself. He should carry his cross while i carry mine. But, my cross was sure heavier than his, or so i tot.

As i massaged my aching ankle with Ilorin's Aboniki, i suddenly heard a noise outside. Just when we wanted no more troubles in our compound, trouble was already knocking.

"where Victor? Na u be Victor?" someone shouted outside, "no be me oh, e dey toilet" a voice that sounded like Sammy's responded.

bibelo: @ sol2galay. Must u quote all wat flow typed? Na wetin now

he is inexperience computer wise. Read the quote, u would see he asked a question enclosed. Just dat i didn't undastand his question.

Sol2galay, u shouldn't have quoted it all na. BTW I didn't get ur question, come again pls

Francheezy: chai...guy u sufa 0oh...ah ahn
.dem plan am 4 u 0oh..i w0n cry sef
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Did u realy learn taekw0nd0 ?

Yes i did

"so u get mind dey f''uck my sugar mama abi?" Tobi said heading towards me with so much fury. He dragged me and give me a "welldone" punch on my jaw.

What followed next was several punches to my stomach. Ireti and Ronke were laughing and making mockery of me in Yoruba language.

"look at the small thing he uses to sleep with all the girls in Ilesa" Ireti said pointing at my shrunk d'ick. "na small thing but nahim i dey take wire u all this days oh" i almost told her.


"common!! wear ur cloth cover dis ur small p'rick!!" Tobi commanded. "na ur own small pass, ur own wey be like pencil" i almost told him. I fumbled as i put on my clothes quickly.

"take him with u, lock him up somewhere, keep feeding him with beating, wait until i tell u what next to do with him" Ireti commanded Tobi.

As Tobi dragged me downstairs clinging to the belt of my trouser like i was an armed robber, i saw blood dripped from my upper lip to my shirt. "eyah!! so naso Flow go take die, Angom go dey room now dey wire Funke, him no go know wetin him guy dey go through oh. Chei!!! Ireti and Ronke wan use me do money ritual" i tot.

As we got to where Tobi's car was parked, my stomach began to turn round like a roller coaster, it was responding to the heavy punches Tobi hammered on it. It was like i wanted to throw up. "now no be time to vomit oh, now na time to think. Think Flow, think, think!" i said to myself.

An idea dropped. My Sabonin(teacher in Taekwondo) had once taught us how to free ourselves if someone clung to our belt with one hand. His words: "if a person is clinging to ur belt with one hand, just simply send a hard punch to the bicet of the other hand of the person and u are free". I gathered momentum.............................. And i sent a hard punch to Tobi's left hand, following it up with an uppercut to his jaw. He let go of me and i ran.

He gave me a hard chase, i knew he wouldn't get me because i ran like it was a 100metres race, while he ran like it was a marathon. I ran, and ran, until my legs began to fail me, so i hide in the bush.

He searched for me and couldn't find me so he threatened; "i own this Ilesa town, so u can't hide from me, i am the eagle of Ilesa, so u can't hide from me, i will get u". He had spoken the truth, Indeed he was the eagle of Ilesa because he was the leader of Eyeh. Since the eagle's eyes goes to and fro Ilesa, it was time i left Ilesa, or so i tot.

I tried calling Ireti severally, but her phone was switched off. So i concluded she should be at Blue angels hotel waiting for me.

I and Angom got to Blue Angels Hotel rather late. I headed straight to room 17 while Angom continued to room 20. I never knew room 17 would rain trouble and tears on me that evening.

I knocked and entered expecting to meet Ireti inside. I didn't see her, but i saw someone else. I saw Ronke. I tot i had seen a ghost. I was surprised.

She beckoned on me to come lay close to her. She was not only n'aked but her skin was shiny, causing a blurred vision to see her extra large b'reast. It was as if she had two pairs of b'reast. It must be an optical illusion. Or was she an angel? Or was it because i was scared of having s'ex with her? "where Ireti com dey na? Why Ronke want make i f''uck her for Ireti room na? If Ireti come catch us nkor?" i tot as i was contemplated to run out of the room. But if i had to run fast, i would need a third leg. The third leg was already standing at attention. That third leg was my d'ick.

She wanted s'ex, so i obliged. I f'ondled her b'reast confirming they weren't two pairs but just a pair as i gave her a d''ogg*y style. She moaned so loudly disturbing the whole hotel. As i continued, she moaned louder that whoever passes by our door would think there was a riot going on inside.

I was about reloading my "pomp action" when the door opened, i saw two faces. Tobi and Ireti. It was doom's day.

4kizo: U don kip me in suspence again, flow continue nah,i go soon go watch ball

me sef go go watch match na. MAN U match na 4pm na. Abi which club u dey fan?

"Suliat don give u love p'ortion chop oh, u no go gree na, until e clear comot for ur eyes, na dat time u go gree" i said to Sammy as we were all seated outside(except Ilorin) one afternoon. "ehn leave am for me, i love my babe, na ur concern?" Sammy responded.


The kind of Love Sammy suddenly developed for Suliat was really a matter of concern to all of us. Whenever she comes around, Sammy does the cooking, Sammy washes not only her clothes but her u'ndies too. The both of them had practically turned Husband and Wife because Suliat stays in Sammy's place 24/7. Sammy hardly spends time with us. Suliat had not only cast a spell on him, but She was also remote controlling him. I really pitied him.

"we don dey tell u now u no wan hear, fly wey no dey hear word go follow dead body enter grave oh" Angom added. "na u go follow dead body enter grave" Sammy responded f'oolishly. "u wan end like Ilorin abi? See as him dey run, now him don travel go Ilorin go hide, police dey find am, Tola mama don go report am for our secretariat, him fit repeat him service year oh" i said, "abeg!! i no fit be like Ilorin jor, i love my Suliat and my Suliat Love me, e no concern una, i fit marry her sef, abeg una dey talk rubbish, na jealousy go kill una" Sammy said walking out on us. Kelvin also walked out saying; "e be like say my food dey burn, make i go check am". "ur own no pass to dey cook, No burn Mama Alhaja house one day oh, every morning, afternoon, and night, u dey cook, even for ur dream sef, u dey cook, take am easy oh" i said. "like say if i give u the food wey i cook, u no go chop?" he responded. True talk, if he offered me anything he cooked, i must eat, because he was a good cook.

As I and Angom was left seating outside, i said, "today na Tuesday oh, Blue Angels day oh, make we go see how much we go hustle for our Sugar Mummy runs na". "we go go na, na now wey we go soon serve finish nahim we need money pass oh" Angom said.

Just when i was advising Sammy concerning his relationship with Suliat, not knowing my relationship with Ireti would soon bring doom.

Francheezy: mehn guy u bad 0oh...
.
I dey feel u,but 0ne tin i n0tice b say,any time way dem beat u, u dey quick rec0va

bros bros.!! So person wey dem beat no go fit talk abi? But i said i wanted to go to the clinic na, didn't u read dat?. So danger go dey, i go lie down because them beat me abi? when am not a weakling. I be strong barrack boy oh.

"yeeeeh!! I don die today oh, who i give belle na" i almost shouted as i drew closer to my window, i saw it as the only escape route.

"i say show me the corper room!!" the voice yelled loudly. The loundness of the voice sent shivers down my spine, and i slipped and fell. I tried standing up, but my body was too heavy to move, so i crawled to the window.

"na the room be dis?" the voice queried. "yes!!" a crying voice responded. On hearing that i quickly put my right leg out through the window. So, with my right leg out, and my left leg in, i was gathering momentum to jump out like a "frog". My heartbeat increased, i could feel a sharp pain in my chest, "abi i wan get heart attack?" i tot. I heard another voice, "Flow come oh, Ilorin don give girl belle oh" Angom said berging into my room and scaring me real good. "Flow, why u sidon for ur window na?" Angom asked, "ehnn ehnn ehnn, i wan collect fresh breeze" i stammered. I immediately found my lost breathe. "God i thank u oh, so no be me at last?" i tot as i rushed out with Angom to go see the "mini drama" Ilorin was displaying.

Ilorin was postrating flat on the floor pleading. At the sight of him postrating i quickly recalled that he had once told us that an Eyeh member can't postrate to anyone no matter the situation, "u don see where bird dey lie down postrate for any animal? So Eyeh members no fit lie down postrate for anybody" those were his exact words. But now an "Eyeh" member has impregnated his student, so the "Eyeh" member must postrate. The girl he impregnated was Tola; his Ss3 student.

"Flow, make una help me beg na" Ilorin cried out, "make i help u beg, when u dey do am, u call me make i come do small?" i tot. I, Sammy, Angom, and Kelvin were pleading the "English version". While Ilorin was pleading the "Yoruba version". The Yoruba version was creating more impact because the woman spoke mostly Yoruba.


She switched to English or rather pidgin English and said; "make una dey beg well well, make i go bring police come". "madam sorry na!! No bring police na!! Madam sorry na!!" we were all chorusing as she walked out with her daughter.

simplifier: She make we give u '1759' b4 u go update?

make una no vex, i go hustle, i just dey come. Make una give me some time make i chop.

"which of una be Flow?" a guy queried coming out of a bush path. They were soon Four. On seeing the scary looking guys, my guys pointed at the person called FLOW.

The next thing that followed was a slap. Several slaps came simultanously. My face was melting. At that moment i saw my guys ran for their dear lives leaving me to carry my cross. "gba gba gbo gbo gba!!!" were the punches that followed. One of them even gave me a hard punch on my solar plexus sending a discordant tune to my brain.

I tried to proove to them i had red belt in Taekwondo by blocking a punch that was directed to my face with an Aahm Marki(side block) in an Ahbkobi(horse riding stance), i even gave one of them my favorite kick; Apoliegi(axe kick) bringing him to the ground. How i wished it was just one person. My Taekwondo skills failed me when one of them hit me on the head with a big stick. There was power failure instantly in my brain. I fell to the ground. They tot i was dead.

It took ages before i returned to planet earth from the land of the spirit. I opened my eyes to see that a "heaven sent" bike man was trying to drag me up. Just close to my face, i saw a paper, i managed to read what was written on it and it read: DON'T EVER MESS WITH AN ILESA GIRL. WITH LOVE FROM DAMI. I now realized it was Dami that sent the thugs to beat me up. The bike man managed to drag me up and i managed to walk to where he parked his bike.

He took me home. At home my guys were asking me several questions that i didn't answer but walked straight to my room.

"so naso i for take die, how i go die for Yoruba land na, Dami send boys make them arrange me abi" i tot as i stood up to go to a clinic to take treatment for the wound i had sustained in my elbow. I paused abruptly when i heard what almost made me escaped out of my room through the window.

"where the room of the corper wey give u belle?" a female voice yelled outside.

2 weeks later.
"since wey u dey do dis sugar mummy business, how much u don save sef?" i asked Angom as we sat under the mango tree in sch one morning. "oboy since wey i begin serve, i never touch my alawi oh, and u know say dis my beans and honney business dey help me sef, e be like say na 240k dey my account oh, how much dey your own account?" Angom asked. "na 260k, dey my own oh" i responded.


Angom was surprised i had saved that much, he never knew that as his beans and honney business made him saved more, so did my "Omolade business" also made me saved more.


Omolade had been paying 10k into my oceanic bank account after every night of s'ex with her. So if i call that a "business", i wouldn't be wrong. Afterall, it is trade by barter.


"Flow we need to save oh, because our service year remain only 2months to finish oh, any money wey i save, i go carry am go benue state go buy two okada put for road wey go dey bring money for me oh" Angom said. One thing i liked Angom for was that he was very business concious.


As for Dami, i had called her severally but she refused picking my calls. I even sent her text messages asking for forgiveness, "why Dami no wan pick my call na? How i go take beg her na? I don even send her text message sef, but she no reply" i tot as i walked home with my guys, not knowing Dami's reply was waiting for me on the road. A reply i would never forget.

bibelo: Flow nice story but let's preach against cultism,a lot of youths with bright future are cut down in their prime all in the name of belonging.Thanks

yeah, thats what dis story is all about. To preach and not to teach. As u read on, u would understand what i mean.

Gepheral: Awwww!!... My own Dami?... Mehnnn,, thats rather sad..
Ireti would be giving praises n adoration to her creator on hearing this.. Nice one buddy
Legggo!!!

wait now, u will see how Flow's world came crumbling down.

Peterjosh: Why trouble just dey follow you about nah,u just broke the heart of my most favourite babe for you.Ur ick is always doing the thinking i guess dats ur problem.F**k flow.#storms out of literature city in search of Ileshean Dami#

hahahahahaha guy u funny oh

We went to watch football one Friday evening.

On our way back, i was happy Man u won so i told my guys that we should go take a bottle or two on me. A bottle or two that later turned to "three bottles or four".

As i got home, my door was already open, i tot it was Juliet because she was the only one that knew where i kept my key, or so i tot .

It wasn't Juliet that i met inside.

It was Omolade. Omolade the daredevil. I initially tot i had seen a ghost.

"how did u get the key to my room?" i asked her as she was lying on my bed. "have u forgotten the last time i came here, u mentioned something like; ur key is always under ur foot mat?" she responded. She was right, i did mentioned that.

She came close to me and percieved that i had drank, "so u have been drinking?" she said. I did not respond to that but moved aside because i was scared of her, "dis tin fit be plan with Tobi oh, so dat if i fall, Tobi go come show me pepper again" i tot.

"u see, Ugo, i told you you haven't heard the last of me" Omolade said. "but i don't love u anymore go to Tobi ur boyfriend" i said. "u have no choice here. Now listen to me, Tobi knows i still want u, he even knows i am here now. Tobi can't satisfy me in bed, so we both aggreed that i go look for someone else that can, and i think that someone is u" Omolade said, "now if u refuse having s'ex with me, i would inform Tobi that u are refusing me. And u know Tobi is the head of the Dreaded Eyeh cult, u know what he can do" She added. I swallowed all the saliva in my mouth and said, "is that a threat?", "its a guarantee Ugo, its a guarantee" She said.

She drew closer to me, unbottoned my shirt and brought her lips closer for a kiss, "but how dis girl take know say i be sharp shorter, abi na Ronke tell Tobi, Tobi com tell her? But wait oh, so Tobi no sabi do, how him com take dey Satisfy Ronke sef?" i tot as Omolade caressed my body moving towards my d'ick.

She unclothed herself, Damn!!, she wasn't only beautiful facially, but her n'aked body was more beautiful. Her b'reast were erect, like they were saying: "u wan touch us, come touch us na" so i grabbed them both. I brought out a c'ondom, wore it and inserted.

My huge d'ick was drowning in her extra large c''litoris. She moaned greatly as i showed her the stuff i was made of. She was really a s'ex freak. I had already lost count of how many rounds i had gone, she still wanted MORE.

So i continued. Suddenly i heard a noise, someone was in the room because i didn't shut the door. I turned and.............................. I saw Dami. She was in tears. I had broken her heart, or rather i had "sledge Hammered" her heart. She had caught me p'ants down.

As she cried out of my room, i recalled, "Ugo, i can't share u with anyone, if i catch u with another woman ehn?" those were her exact words when i first asked her out.

I knew all hell had been let loosed.

Mologi: Flow if only u know d troubl wey don cause here since we startd ur write up

wetin be d wahala, tell me na?

Austinodark: Guy u and wahala self

Wahala dey draw come my side like okro soup.

"Flow, why u dey waka like dis na?" Ilorin asked as the walked to where we would get a bike that would take us home. "nothing oh, i just dey happy" i responded. "abi na because u wear suit? na ur first day to wear suit abi?" Ilorin said, "u dey mad, no be my first day oh" i responded.

That day was actually my first day of putting on a suit since i was born. When i was in the university, during our project defence, while some of my friends wore suit, i just dressed coperately. I never liked suit.

But since i became an usher, i had to start wearing suit. "guy, heat dey na, pull the suit na, see sun dey shine, u wear suit and tie, u wan die" Ilorin said as we walked towards the newspaper stand.

"Man u, still dey top table, and league don dey finish" i said as we stood at the newspaper stand. "wáréh! We dey talk champions league, u dey talk premier league, make u see where una go reach for champions league na" a guy said from behind me. I and the guy engaged in a little football argument, i never knew that something in my back pocket had gone.

"Ilorin, make i load my phone here" i said pointing at a business centre after we left the newspaper stand. "sister! Give me 1500 card" i ordered. She gave me the card, i couldn't tell the kind of spirit that entered me that made me immediately recharged my phone with the card before i reached for my wallet at my back pocket.

It was gone. My wallet was gone.

"Ilorin u take my wallet for my back pocket?" i queried, "wetin i wan use ur poor wallet do? i no take am jor" he responded. At at moment, the business centre lady was already raining abuses on me saying: "abeg pay me my money oh, as u wear suit like dis na thief be ur work, Ole! Ole!", "eeeh!! I no be ole, dem don thief my wallet, i no dey lie" i yelled at her.

"Ilorin eeeh! those boys for that newspaper place don pick my pocket eeeh!" i cried out. "wetin we go do na, abi make we go back weda we go see the guys" Ilorin gave a nonsense suggestion. "no na, dem go don go na, u get 1500 there make i pay dis girl?" i asked, "na only 50naira we i go take enter bike go house dey with me, i no dey like carry plenty money waka" he responded.

I tried to think straight but it was as if i had a combination of seizure and partial Amnesia. I glanced at my famous Rolex wrist watch, it was 3pm. The wrist watch gave me an Idea.

"ok, sister take dis watch, hold am, make i go house go bring ur money" i said offering her my rolex wrist watch. She took a glimpse at the watch and said, "u sure say dis watch reach 1500? because i go sell am if u no come back" she assured, "watch wey i buy 5k nahim u dey ask me rubbish question, take am jor, i dey come back come pay u ur money, if u sell am ehn" i threatened.

As we walked out of the business centre, i felt like crying. "My NYSC id card, my ATM card, My 3k, all of them don go!!" i was lost in my tots. A voice brought me back to reality, "Flow! Come enter bike na" Ilorin said as he was already seating on a bike. "who be dat? Who u dey talk to?" i asked him forgeting i was the person called FLOW, or was it that the partial Amnesia had matured to full Amnesia?

"come make we enter bike jor, na because dem thief ur wallet nahim make u don forget say na ur name be Flow" Ilorin yelled at me.

Konmight: Flow you get mouth....you too tight Bro.....I was born and raised in Ile-Ife but Ilesa is my home town....o boy you just dey popo my people anyhow.....your head dey there Bro......carry go nothing do you....I have been following your story since it started...I just decided to make comment....Which University did you attend.....I was a Corper in 2011 and my set was the first to receive the new alawee 19,500..govt even paid us arrears.....BUT YOU CAN'T CONTINUE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE THIS OOOOO....YOU GAT'S CHANGE BRO...Best of Luck.

guys na before na, man don dey mature na, nobody dey tell blind man say rain dey fall na. I don drop those things na. Like tupac said: "Am a grown man, am a changed man" Naso be oh.

PS: I schooled in the east. Imo state.