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Looks both crazy and cool.

Cool at first sight,then crazy with every other thing put into consideration.

1. Nadia
2. Vanneni
3. Sleek Chic
4. Nikkyshine
5. Lupey

Well, that Nadia make sense die sha!

sammynice: i knw dat some useless people will definitely criticize the Prophet..at least he has tried. haters Bleep u all..God bless T.B Joshua

You call people useless?
Most of the unemployment problems we are facing in Nigeria today is because some federal ministers or highly placed federal persons gave the jobs to their cronies, pastors or spiritual leaders without recourse to due process. This brought about mediocrity in the public service and trickled down the line and made it difficult for persons that do not have 'connections' or godfathers to gain employment, no matter how qualified or suitable they are for such positions, while the mediocres gain positions they can't manage. The effect of this is that you and your ilk would still be the first to complain that you are not getting employed because you do not know any 'big man'. What your TBJ has done is wrong, illegal, unconstitutional, criminal and immoral even in the eyes of common sane men, not to talk of God. Do you know that what he did is called employment racketeering? If it is right, why is it that Senators and highly placed people usually deny knowledge of and involvement in any form of employment favouritism or nepotism levied against them? Do you think they just like to deny things? My friend go figure.

The bible did not instruct us as Christians to act in such manners. The Bible encourages us as Christians to be fair and just to all and sundry.

#JustThinkingOutAloud#

ezme: What I read is that 24 people got jobs without passing aptitude tests and going for interviews. Please you shouldn't confuse this for a referral because it is not. When we encourage fairness and celebrate things like this because we happen to be of same faith is plain hypocrisy. What about the unemployed Muslims and Pagans that missed out on this? Nigeria would be great when we start speaking the truth no matter who is on the receiving end. God didn't give them this jobs, the Nigerian factor did.

That your byline (bolded) is a classic hit any day. God bless your soul.

lastpage: You see what they are turning churches to?
Eye-service and all..... just to claim some fake glory!

Did l hear them say "Federal Jobs"?
So, it is in church that "Citizens apply to and get FEDERAL JOBS"!
Wetin we no go hear for this Nigeria?!

*Which Federal Officer zoned these jobs to TB Joshua

*Where is the fair-play in this? What about members of Winners, Mountain and Islamiya Arabia (True Muslims) who are not privy or dont fancy TB Joshua and his church, one bit? Those ones dont deserve a level playing ground?

*What would this country become if every "Federal Officer" starts zoning National Jobs to their churches or Mosques? is that not Nepotism? Are we crazy in this country or are we just getting "heavily STONED" by Sectism?

*If TB Joshua must give Jobs (which l consider a good deed), why cant he set-up his own business, like Dangote, (Private Jobs) and give to whomsoever he wants and get his "Propaganda Glory" out of it? Why the Nations federal jobs?

*If people like TB Joshua, Adeboye and the rest of these useless MOG-bandwagon have SPOKEN THE TRUTH TO THOSE IN POWER, to create Jobs for the million sof Youth, using our God-given wealth, would there be need to TB Joshua and his like to start taking glory on what is supposed to be Govt responsibility?

Ofcourse, its better for them to "be afraid to offend" those in power so that they too can feel important!
Shiooorr to all of you.
And even the Youth so this country are "amazing" in their "thinking",...just like El Rufai described them: Mentally Lazy! So deprived they dont even know what is theirs, by right!


Tomorrow, it will be Adeboye gives "Govt Rice" to the hungry!

Abeggi, make l hear word joor.

Lastpage!

May the Good Lord bless your soul for making use of what God gave you freely (brains). May you continue to get wiser and may your days be long. With people like you I have hope that Nigeria would be better someday.

domcarez: slowpoke, ur understanding is so shallow, what it means is that through prayer and God's grace they were choosen meritoriously from among the many that submitted their cv otherwise TB Joshua would av restricted the job to his church members....get that into your thick skull and stop being jealous and silly

Where did they advertise the jobs?

Yungwizzzy: WHERE THE HELL IS REDMOSQUITO abi seun don ban am til 2015?

Is it our fault that you couldn't spell or read well? I would advise you to ask your father to help you read, summarize and also write for you on NL. Ewu! Anu mpama! Ara oko! Buzzu!

Go get yourself an education, it could help save your life one day.

For MNEl-R, 2 things are involved:

1. El Rufai's daughters are 2 amongst the numerous blackberry babes we have around, who can't even spell the 'Masters' on their Masters degree certificate, talk more of passing aptitude tests for job placement.

2. El Rufai's daughters are so air-headed that even their own father, MNEl-R is afraid of employing them in any of his business concerns, knowing that they have nothing to offer than to wreck his businesses & ruin his finances.

As for FFK, I have a job for you. My neighbour's son would be 1 year old on Saturday & we've been searching everywhere for a clown to be the MC. Thank God I visited NL today and realised that you'ld really make the children happy with your clowning skills and antics. About the pay, do not be bothered, my neighbour is a generous man and will add some baby souvenirs and take away food to whatever amount you'll charge him for your services, clown.

In my opinion, I think its the little boy.

How?

The tour by the Grandpa (the Boss) is dependent now on the availability of his grand child (the Boy). Automatically, the boy is like the catalyst of the chain reaction. Catalysts are not parts of the reaction and may not be there at the beginning, but are essential for the reaction to take place, continue or stop.

#JustThinkingAloudAnyways#

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm. I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn’t:
1. It’s not fair… I do all the work while he just sits there!

What do ya'll think?

ping2ping: I beg to disagree. There so car models with known transmission issues, irrespective of the maintenance culture. We cannot shy away from this rather we can help ourselves by identifying such model so that potential buyers will be aware.

I love to disagree, but I won't.

1. Acura TL 1998-2003, is known to kick in its transmission at about 80,000 to 120,000 km. Even Acura themselves reckon with this probs and had to extend warranty for their cars to 180,000km or 7 years or whichever came first. Visit "Acurazine" online.

2. Nissan Almera Tino has a radio code problem that even Nissan themselves find it very difficult to fix. Visit the Nissan Almera Tino online forum if you doubt this.

Now, you see why my hands are tied and I can't disagree?

figment232: so the best bet is to have a tracker and at the same time insure the car

No need to put the cart before the horse.
Just insure the goddamn ride & the fecking insureco would install the tracking device in your car.

dopeJemi: United of course.. Ask benitez or abramovic, a top team like cheLsea shudnt be in d europa League in first pLace, u guys were ashamed 2 be in it at first, imagine barca or madrid pLaying in d europa League, if u think d europa League cup is more prestigious dan the premier League Trophy, why don't u guys let arsenal and tottenham quaLify 4 d Champions League and u guys shud keep on pLaying in d europa League, I mean, who watches soccer on thursdays and fridays . D cheLsea pLayers wud av Loved 2 win d premier League trophy rather dan d europa League cup, trust Me

dopeJemi: lmao! U say cheLsea is more recognised outside engLand? Hau many CL titLe have u guys won? Just 1, we've won two, we've reached d cL finaLs 5times(semis and finaLs) in 7years, we've won d europa League u r bragging abt, we've won d cLub worLd cup dat u guys faiLed 2 win, so wah u arguing abt?

Your analyses are so annoying. Just answer his questions. We all know you are a die-hard United fan, but that should not stop you from being logical, clinical and sensible. Do not colour reasoning and sense with emotions, it makes you very myopic and colour blind.

Akainzo: In essence, you are saying ND people are driven by sentiments rather than a capacity to evaluate needs, desires and make a choice on who can deliver to them. That they'd rather be loyal to a nincompoop than select better candidates!

Who is a nincompoop here?
The only nincompoop I can decipher right now is You. Who seems to be taking drugs and consulting Specialists and Consultants for another man's headache.
In case you didn't get it, let me re-iterate what he told you earlier. Face your LG and leave Rivers peeps to solve their own probs. Is it still not clear enough for you?

thelastPope: Once Amaechi leaves PDP in Rivers, his political career will simply die a natural death. You are drunk to think that Rivers people will support Amaechi over Jonathan. We are not interested in a second fiddle VP position and we have a way of dealing with traitors. You know absolutely noting about ND. Stick to your local government area my friend

Thank you mon ami!
Its good you know your onions. They think the ND people are docile or f0olish like them.
How can a governor of a state i.e, 1/36 be fighting te governor of governors, on the person of the President of the FR, just because he wants to become a second fiddle VP, which is still very very uncertain for him (Amaechi) & you are there supporting him. Have you ever heard of such in the USA, where we copied our malfunctional democracy from?
Every man to his own, please, face your LG and leave Rivers politics to Rivers people. bikonu!

kunle75: Hello my ogas at the top, lol

After the response by ib4babes I. Decided to check the AC,put on the engine for a while and later put on AC,then I observe a cylinder type of a bottle with glass top sort of in the hood,its ransparent and the content was bubbling like its not filled up,am suspecting it could be that its required to be refilled but opinion are welcome from the gurus but I still appreciate it if a good AC expert is introduced I reside here in lagos.

Am so sorry I need to chip in this,currently I just serviced the engine with AP visco 2000 engine oil I dnt know if that's ok too.

God bless u all for your continuos support.

Thats ur power steering oil agitating. Please, please & please, do not put coolant into it. That's how mine agitates too.

Minaak47: 1) If a plane crashes in forest... Where ar the surviours going to be buried

Survivors would trek home

Minaak47: 2) how do i pluck a pinapple 4rm its tree... Climb it or use a stick

Buy a pineapple, climb up the tree with it, and come right down with the f**king pineapple

Minaak47: 3) if 3 houses are burning, how wud d ambulance put off the fire....

Simple, the ambulance guys would call in the Fire Service or Department.

#JustThinkingAloudAnyways#

I think it is photoshop

Garri no get advert but e dey sell pass indomie.

I thought I asked y'all to stay off this stuff, whats wrong with ya?
On a more serious note all the Land Rover Freelanders I ever saw were at the mechanic's place, probably abandoned and forgotten by the owners.

That vehicle was, is and will remain as Leyland/Land Rovers greatest mistake ever. It is a mechanico-electrical contraption of no veracious applicability to the hocus pocus of the everyday mobility of the homo sapiens specie. (Feeling like Hon P. Obahiagbon).

femiantoni: HOW DO YOU DEREGISTER A VEHICLE ?

Go to the Licencing Office where you registered your vehicle and ask them that?

I am Zzdziani Zyuka

What Happened?
There is Rule 16, and then 18.
WTF happened to Rule 17?

Those were the good ol' days.

If I could turn...
Turn back the hands of Time...
#in R. Kelly's voice#

Mr..Cork:
...
.. (1) They are dark skin ..
....(2) They nid to register for Anger management classess coz the swaaar too much liek witch Doctor
......(3) They dont respect Londoners!

Mr.., Go read for yourself the book titled "The Lonely Londoners". That's why Naija babes don't respect Londoners. Mu he! Mu he he!! Mu he he he!!!

Yes, We can.
&
Yes, We will.

mikkyphp: In terms of drive experience, both are similar on a lot of grounds. Overall, Both are very good, but if you are as sentimental as i am, i'd go for the better looking car! Honda!

Please, don't insult the H. Accord. In terms of drive experience, the Toyota Camry which is in the same class as the H. Accord doesn't even come close to the H. Accord, How much more of the T. Corolla which is at per with the H. Civic. I have driven all of them and the T. Corolla comes last in terms of drive experience.

@OP, The EoD is a car I had owned and loved so much with everything I have got. I still miss that car like my late Dad, I hope you get my drift. Let nobody deceive you. If you go through this forum, you would find out people complaining about their Toyotas as much as others complain about their Hondas. There is no car that does not call for maintenance or have issues. It all depends on how you handle your car, as in: Parts used, whether fake or original, makeshift or proper; mechanics, experienced or apprentice, trial-and-error based or knows-what-he-is -doing type; your own maintenance culture, correct oil and fluid specifications, routine cleaning and checking, etc.

Generally, I believe Honda sedans are better off than Toyota sedans. THIS IS MY OWN OPINION. A car should not be just about engines alone. It should be able to satisfy most of the other criteria if not all. Toyotas have rugged engines and transmission systems, that I know. But, Hondas have better drive experience, more effizy, plush and exciting interiors and great gadgets. Moreover, the prices of Toyota in the Nigerian market is just crazy, because of the unfounded believe that has been going around.

My take on this is:
1. you made a mistake of buying an highly-over-rated T. Corolla, instead of a chic and plush H. Accord and Now you are regreting.
2. If you have not had the T. Corolla for long and its still as clean as it had been, you can still de-register it and use the custom papers to sell it as Tokumbo.
3. Go back to your dealer and trade in the T. Corolla for a H. Accord. You should be able to do this.
4. Apply any one of (2) or (3) and get back to us on this forum lets know how you are faring.

#JustThinkingOutAloud#

Lilimax: Most of them are pidgin English.
In pidgin, anyhow is the way provided say you dey yan.

Na true you yarn sha. But, the catch there is: "Lets have FUN". so add yours if you have anything for us to rummage.

A friend posted this on his FB wall and I decided to C & P it here for us to have fun.
You can add yours if you think its cool.

*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB sharjer

I had the name of my son even before he was born and declared the name on the 7th day without any ceremony. His name has not changed since that day. I didn't call nobody, not even my Mum or Pastor. I just woke up in the morning and declared the name to my household and that is it. The shot is yours to call, so do whatever rocks your boat. Anyway, Goodluck and God bless. Amen.

G4
Garffi
Garium
Gee Flakes
Gee Bam

I can't remember how often I take a peep at my rear view. But, I know it is about every 5-10 seconds when I hit the pedals.