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Please, forward to all GFs ASAP.

My First Bank savings account pays me interests every month till date. I operate an hybrid savings account with Fidelity Bank called FPSS, where I can issue non-clearing cheques to 3rd parties and I also receive interests every month. The other savings accounts I operate with both GTB and Stanbic IBTC have both never failed in paying me interests at the end of every month.

I'm kinda surprised at what you guys are saying. The interest might not be much, but it has always been regular.

Another airhead in serious business.

ritux: But he should have at least gotten the original one

Do you mean he bought the "made in Aba" instead of "made in Aberdeen"?

Guy, U self how you take know? Abi you get the Aba type? Just asking sha.

I had the same problem with my EOD. The culprit is the engine seat. The correct one has not yet been fixed. There are infact over 6 different types of engine mount for each position. Ad soon as the correct one is fixed, believe me your EOD will be like a brand new one. I speak from experience.

Here is my own story.
I bought my EOD with the vibration especially when the car is at low rev, say 1. But as soon as you rev the car up to 2, it runs very smooth and normal. I took the car to several mechanics in Benin and Yenagoa. They all identified the front and thback engine mounts as the problem and changed them to no avail. I meant each mechanic (over 6 of them) changed the 2 engine mounts to no avail. Someone now recommended one of the managers at the Honda Place in Port Harcourt and I took the vehicle there. They also changed the fron and the back engine mounts and the car started running very smoothly like a brand new one. I was surprised and then asked the guy what the problem was since every mechanic has been changing the same components without any results. He simply said they had all been fixing the wrong types of engine mounts all along.

It may be that your mechanic has not yet gotten the correct engine mount for your car. The engine mount of the EX is different from that of the LX, EX-L, DX and V6 trims. Let them look for your own trim's mount and fix I believe it would solve the problem.

Whats with you peeps self?
That 25K is SLS' DTA. It doesn't cover for hotel bills & other miscellaneous expenses involved with official travels. Most organizations world over maintains corporate accounts with high profile hotels, airlines and other service providing agencies.
Everything's been paid for upfront. He just cruises along, enjoy and collects extra 25K for all the troubles. If you put all the social benefits and paraphenelia together, I think SLS consumes more than 1M per day for local travels but goes home with only N25K cash in mints.

Lets see the interior.

I have always suspected something very fishy with most Toyotas. I'm still wondering whats the big deal between Nigerians and Toyota?

Khayordhe: [size=28pt]is it enough 4 me 2 conclude dat u lack d intellectual capacity 2 comprehend wot d guy is trying 2 disseminate?
nd why must u call dat guy a fo.ol[/size]

And you Mr., there is ample space for anyone and everyone to start his/her own thread. You don't need to 'lack d intellectual capacity 2 comprehend wot d guy is trying 2 disseminate' for you to know that if you don't like the path a thread is trailing, you can actually start your own thread to put it on the path you want.

Mr. Lack Intellectual Capacity, people are speaking their own minds and not yours and FYI, there is absolutely nothing you can do to change their opinions. I hope you roger that?

WACK.

Baby mama: Are they now an item?
You mean Muki is now in Abeokuta eating amala and ewedu
Since when?

See ya mouth! you too like amebo.

philips70: Mercy is by far a better actress. Awesome in roles interpretation.

Sorry. Were you referring to Bedmatics? Darn! How can some guys have all the luck in the world. Abeg give me pass make I know whether na true you dey talk.

pDude: This made front page

No. It made back page, F0OL!

Greatken007: Little minds discus people why great minds will also discus idea.The topic is nt necessary at all,if you were to be Ini edo and you sighted all these stuf what will you do?hw wil you feel,it is also very wrong 4 parents to compare their children's briliancy in their presence

Hey Mr. or whatever you call yourself, no one forced you on this thread and last I remembered, Seun did not say a NL must comment on every post. If no be your kinda topic, abeg pass. People dey wait for the topic very anxiously to comment. I hope you roja that.

Na now dem dey wake up?
After all these bad sharp guys (telcos) don obtain belleful na im dem come dey cut down on prices.
I go vex o.

Whats wrong with y'all?
Didn't you catch the joke? Its intended to make you laugh and do a rethink and examine your marriage.
Anyways, it got me smiling and laughing. The truths in it are subtle yet funny.

Dr. Wise:
Give me Angelina Jolie and Damilola Adegbite.

God bless your soul. You are on point Bro. But see as Omotola still set die after all the kids. It takes the grace of God to still make heads turn after so much kids & thats why she is my Would-Have-Been Celebrity wife no. 1.

I would stick it into Omotola over and over again till death do us part.

Thank You.

We called our Physics Tutor, "Gold Leaf Electroscope". That was the only thing she taught us in the whole of our SS 2.

Our Chemistry Tutor was nicknamed "Mr. 1sorow" a combination of a corruption of his real name and his ability to deliver sorrow with his cane. His counterpart and GF, our English Tutor was "2sorrow", named after her romance with the former and her no-nonsense stance on students' disciplining.

I'll post others later as this are the ones that came to mind first.

And they asked: Can anything good come outta Lagos?

Sattie: What is the source or Abi na you sit down think am? Tell us....

You are so used to asking that question that you refused to see the source at the end of the text. Its really pathetic, what a pity?

Thanks to Seun and Nairalanders, we have at least succeeded in contributing our own quota to makin Nigeria great. Kudos! & Congratulations!

Agbani? Leila?

Uhmm! all I see is just 2 bags of bones. Abi e get who dey train dog for here?

OmolodMilkman93: I dnt drive, I fly

From your statement, 2 things are involved.

Its either

1. You are a liar

OR

2. You are a witch/wizard (flying object),

because even Pilots drive.

The Versa is Nissan's current entry-level model in the United States and Canada.[7] The Versa is marketed as a subcompact, competing against the Honda Fit, Hyundai Accent and Toyota Yaris.[8]

The North American Versa debuted at the 2006 North American International Auto Show in January of the same year. The hatchback model was introduced first, with the sedan arriving later at the end of the year, both as 2007 models. A 1.6-litre sedan replaced the 1.8 sedan in Canada for the 2009 model year, that year in the United States the 1.6 sedan was added to the lineup along the 1.8 sedan.

The Versa is powered by a 1.8 L I4 MR series engine producing 122 hp (91 kW) and 127 ft·lbf (170 N·m).[8] Three transmissions are offered: a four-speed automatic, a continuously variable transmission (CVT), and a six-speed manual. It is one of two cars in its class (in the North American market) to offer a six-speed manual transmission as standard equipment (next to the 2012 Hyundai Accent). Two trim levels include the S and SL—the SL offering air conditioning, power accessories and ABS, all of which are options on the S. The Versa SL also has features/options not available on the S such as cruise control (available on some S models), alloy wheels, optional CVT (the 4-speed automatic is only available for the Versa S but CVT is available on some S models), optional Bluetooth connectivity for electronic devices, and a sport package which adds a power moonroof, rear spoiler, and underside aero kit.

2010 models featured a redesigned grille and a new design for the 1.8S model's wheel covers. In North America, the sedan was replaced by its second generation starting the 2012 model year (hence, 2011 being its last). The fate of the hatchback was however extended for one more year, 2012 being its last. Production of both for that market stopped in mid-2011

The Versa is Nissan's current entry-level model in the United States and Canada.[7] The Versa is marketed as a subcompact, competing against the Honda Fit, Hyundai Accent and Toyota Yaris.[8]

The North American Versa debuted at the 2006 North American International Auto Show in January of the same year. The hatchback model was introduced first, with the sedan arriving later at the end of the year, both as 2007 models. A 1.6-litre sedan replaced the 1.8 sedan in Canada for the 2009 model year, that year in the United States the 1.6 sedan was added to the lineup along the 1.8 sedan.

The Versa is powered by a 1.8 L I4 MR series engine producing 122 hp (91 kW) and 127 ft·lbf (170 N·m).[8] Three transmissions are offered: a four-speed automatic, a continuously variable transmission (CVT), and a six-speed manual. It is one of two cars in its class (in the North American market) to offer a six-speed manual transmission as standard equipment (next to the 2012 Hyundai Accent). Two trim levels include the S and SL—the SL offering air conditioning, power accessories and ABS, all of which are options on the S. The Versa SL also has features/options not available on the S such as cruise control (available on some S models), alloy wheels, optional CVT (the 4-speed automatic is only available for the Versa S but CVT is available on some S models), optional Bluetooth connectivity for electronic devices, and a sport package which adds a power moonroof, rear spoiler, and underside aero kit.

2010 models featured a redesigned grille and a new design for the 1.8S model's wheel covers. In North America, the sedan was replaced by its second generation starting the 2012 model year (hence, 2011 being its last). The fate of the hatchback was however extended for one more year, 2012 being its last. Production of both for that market stopped in mid-2011

Dee60: You cannot take any money to heaven. Surrender your life to the Lord Jesus Christ today. Go to a Bible believing church around you today for more details.

How this take concern the openning post and topic.
My friemd abeg carry ur sermon go meet BH.

I went to the link, but couldn't find no pix.

My peeps! Please, Where the pix art meeennnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

Eko Ile: She was fired.

If she was fired nko? was she suppossed to work there forever.