₦airaland Forum

Iamrespected1:
Sorry about the picture quality, I did not want to get close to it so that I will not hear story that hurts

SINCE IT IS UR god,I THOUGHT IT WILL PROTECT YOU, AND CAUSE YOU NO HARM.

valarmorghulis:
Campaign materials of President Muhamadu Buhari’s Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari have surfaced online.

The campaign shirts and face-caps already generating mixed reactions on social media, have the inscription “Sustainability 2023′ ‘Towards sustaining the good policies and ideologies of President Muhamadu Buhari,” boldly written on them.

There have been rumours flying about suggesting that the Chief of Staff was warming up to take over from his boss in 2023.

Sources said his ambition is the cause of some major and obvious crisis at the Presidency as he (Kyari) allegedly sees some close allies to the President as a threat to his aspiration.

Recall that the 2023 campaign vehicle of dethroned Emir of Kano Muhammadu Sanusi, had emerged online earlier this week.

The vehicle had the inscription “All Nigerian Youth Project 2023, Lets Save Nigeria.”

https://dailypost.ng/2020/03/19/2023-presidency-abba-kyaris-campaign-materials-surface-online-photo/

He is Going No where...

JAWBONE:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

NONESENSE talk at every Opportunity.

Mysticwebb:
They should keep playing with everything, when the shit hits the ceiling fan, all of them will be packed in different cubicles sipping drugs like water.

This is not Play Game,but its d best way to Greet Now. My Brother. No more Shaking of Hands until d Coro disappears...

alizma:
Most shocking of all this is that some people will still tell you, na scam.
I was surprised when a proprietress of a school told my friend who had friendly enquired to know how well the school is prepare to mitigate against the spread.

Its OUTRIGHT FOOLISHNESS and Useless Stubbornness.

tillaman:
Great news but on the contrary we Nigerians are our own problems, imagine trying to cash out on a sad occurrence!! I hope y’all have taken him for a test though

ALL SHOULD SAVE OR BLOCK D GSM NO ON TRUE CALLER BLOCKER AND REPORT HIM AS SCAMMER ON D INTERNET.SO THAT, HE WILL BE SO MARKED OUT. THIEVES IN D LAND. NAIRALAND FRAUDSTER OR SCAMMER.

tillaman:
Great news but on the contrary we Nigerians are our own problems, imagine trying to cash out on a sad occurrence!! I hope y’all have taken him for a test though

ALL SHOULD SAVE OR BLOCK D GSM NO ON TRUE CALLER BLOCKER AND REPORT HIM AS SCAMMER ON D INTERNET.SO THAT, HE WILL BE SO MARKED OUT. THIEVES IN D LAND.

JAOS:
do you expect me to believe this

IF U LIKE.DID THEY FORCE YOU? UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO U OR CLOSE PERSON. THEN U WILL BELIEVE. FOOLS IN PARADISE OF BLAME.

Cmanforall:
I even want to ask what k leg has to do with immigration. Cristiano Ronaldo has K-leg, and I'm sure if he applies for Nigerian immigration, he'll be taken first.

NA YOU GIVE CR K-LEG? PLS FACE UR MATTER...

SleekGist:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sunnewsonline.com/men-just-cant-take-their-eyes-off-my-big-butts-motunrayo-oluwakemi/amp/

NONESENSE TALK. VERY SENSELESS INDEED. PUFFED UP BUT EMPTY. BAGGAGE OF ROTS.

Cyrillemugwiza:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-51723676

MAY GOD MAKE YOU STRONGER. REMAIN FOCUSED ON UR LIFE GOALS. U ARE CREATED BY GOD THIS WAY. GOD BLESS YOU MY SISTER...

143WaZoBia:
Y’all should leave Abacha abeg. Let the dead man rest. Till date no one is inquiring about the cause of his death. Y’all talking about $600k like it’s something compared to how much y’all embezzle on a day to day basis.
If Yeguda and co wants to return #1t to the fg how much did they really embezzled?


Please I was barely 9 years old when Abacha died can you tell me and other young people like me what Abacha did wrong. From all I’ve read, no other administration has improved the country the way Abacha did, if you do that. I will remove my comment and paste yours right here on this spot

Lol. Abeg shift.
You didn’t really say anything. But I have a bigger question for you. Who killed Abacha? None of what you said is enough reason to justify the killing of a sitting head of state without investigation.
What do you think justify the killing of Abacha a sitting president?
Was OBJ better? Was Jonathan? I hate to include Yaradua because he was president for 2 years not enough time to see him in angles. Do I need to mention our darling daddy?
I think Abacha meant well for this country and I think some foreign powers killed him for their selfish interest. Abacha was a leader, leaders make decisions.

GO AND READ UR HISTORY BOOKS, SMALL CHILDREN OF YESTERDAY. WHERE DID YOU READ THAT ABACHA DID DEVELOP NIGERIA MUCH MORE THAN ANY REGIME? BEHAVE URSELF O...

senatordave1:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.sunnewsonline.com/election-petition-court-orders-substituted-service-on-bayelsa-gov-dep/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjPoKzLxJXoAhVKRBoKHRQSAksQFjACegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw0xzogkC8j6XtQJlv8lzgm8

WHEN WILL JUDICIAL PROCESSES END IN ELECTION MATTERS? NIGERIA MATTERS ALWAYS TO AND FRO... WHY? PLS.

NaijaOlosho:
MMM is back

LAZY AND INDOLENT FELLOWS FESTER D LAND. GET ENGAGED IN LEGIT BUZ. OR GET IN TOUCH WITH ME FOR DIRECTIONS. NO WORK DO BUSINESS. 'DROPS OF WATER MAKE MIGHTY OCEAN...' REACH ME HERE 08027164844. CONGRATS...

Abia1stboy:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/10/kyari-in-germany-holds-talks-with-siemens-on-improved-power/amp/

MAY CORO CATCH HIM THERE.
HE MUST BE QUARANTINED ON HIS RETURN OR HE WILL INFECT PMB O....

voltron14:
How many of those schools were constructed?

GO AND FIND OUT.STOP ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS HERE. AFTER CRITICISING GEJ LAUDABLE POLICY... THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO A TURN AROUND. HYPOCRITES OF D CENTURY. GOD WILL CONTINUE TO PUNISH THEM...

Dreal1247:
Buhari should be impeached. They are busy discussing hate speech bill while Buhari footsoldiers are busy killing with reckless abandon.

SO THESE BIZARRE ACTS OF MURDERS AND D UNBRIDLED FREE MOVEMENT OF ARMED NORTHERN ELEMENTS/FULANI ,CAN NOT TEACH OUR SOUTHERN COMMUNITY LEADERS TO RAISE LOCAL ARMED ABLE YOUTHS AS VIGILANTEE TO FACE THESE MARAUDERS. FG OF BUHARI IS DELIBERATE IN THEIR SILENCE.

Dynamic33:
I met my baby daddy three years ago. We met on my 21st birthday. I went out to the nightclub to celebrate my birthday and I met this handsome 32 years old. He couldn’t stop staring at me until he approached me and introduced himself and we exchanged numbers.

He called me the next day, we chatted for about an hour and he told me he was married. He has two kids but they now are separated. In the process of divorce but they are still living together, separate bedrooms while he is waiting for the house he is building to finish so he can move out.

I was jealous and angry at him. I told him he is lying to me, they are still together and still fucking he just want to use me then dump me but he promised me that there was nothing between him and the wife, and that they had stop having sex when she was pregnant with the second baby and the baby was now 8 months and he has proof that there was nothing between them.

We were meeting at my place and staying together until 2-3am. Sometimes he doesn’t go back until the next day and on those days that we don’t meet, we chatted on the phone until late 1-2am while he was still in the house so I was happy that there’s nothing between them.

He brought the children to me, I fell so much in love with them and will be spending the day with them and it felt great to bond with them.

Then later I got pregnant, he told me to abort it because they are in the process of divorce. If the court finds out he impregnated someone somewhere else everything will go against him. I told him not to worry I will keep it as a secret until he sorts out the divorce but he insisted that I should abort. I didn’t like it. We had a misunderstanding. In anger I hit him with my heels shoes and injured him on the forehead. He was bleeding but he didn’t fight me back. He just left and I was very sorry. I kept begging him, asking for forgiveness, he kept ignoring me and for three months we didn’t contact each other because he was still mad at me.

Then few months later, he called and asked to meet me and I begged him for forgiveness for everything I did to him and I accepted to abort the pregnancy. I was already 5 months gone and two days before the abortion he came to my house and told me that while we’re on the break, he was stressed and started drinking and mistakenly had sex with his wife and she is also pregnant. He said that she lured him to have sex to stop the divorce process but he do not care about it. He will go ahead with the divorce because he still loves me and wants to be with me and he pleaded with me to do the abortion for him so he could win the divorce and custody of his children. I was very angry that I threw a plastic chair on him and asked him to leave my house and to never come back that it was over between us. I deleted and blocked his numbers and removed all his pictures on my phone. He was begging my friends to tell me to forgive him but I rejected him and I now have my beautiful daughter, my joy, my everything.

But the only problem I have, my parents sent me abroad to study, I dropped out three years ago and they don’t know I'm not longer in school and that I now have a child because they keep sending me money every month thinking I’m still in school. When I’m not so on December I did traveled back home to my parents and I left my daughter with a friend for 2 whole weeks. I couldn’t sleep or eat and my parents said Now that I’m in my final year after finishing it, they want me to come back home for good by July and where will I leave my child ? I don’t know how to tell my parents about my child? And also that I left school three years ago my dad is very strict and am scared.

Please I’m very sorry for the long post and advice me on how to tell them please?

FOOLISHNESS ON PARADE. STORIES FOR D gods. Make Beliefs and Faslehood on Display.

AnonPoet:
https://leaders.ng/bayelsa-apc-to-goodluck-jonathan-return-our-%E2%82%A6300m-bullet-proof-cars/

LIES MIXED UP REPORTAGE. DESIST FROM DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER. JUNK JORNALISM PLS.

toffyz:
Then it was a pyrrhic victory for him.

Meanwhile, Man city dominated all through but @ the end Man utd was victorious.

I'm a staunch Liverpool fan, you all know what that means.

I hate man utd!

Even though, I ought to support them today to win to reduce the number of matches Liverpool would have to win to become champion. But hell NO, I wanted them beaten.

Anyways, congratulations to all Liverpool fans around the world!

The EPL trophy is heading back to its usual base.

I LOVE LIVERPOOL FC

At last but Rubbish Talk Pls.

Nn3muka:
If you are a brolosho, you will end up with an olosho.
If you patronize prostitutes, you will end up with kajad akuna aka retired hoe.
If you are a responsible man, a responsible woman will locate u
What you give is what you get.

Rubbish Lies Pls

Mimiey:
Hello Nairalanders.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, claims to want a serious relationship. Can he really be serious about being serious or he is just a play boy?

So I met this guy about two weeks ago close to my street. He calls but I hardly pick. Eventually, I picked and he asked if he could pick me after work and we hangout. I accepted. He picked me up after work last week Friday. He was quite interesting and funny, he talked freely like he had known me for years but he was really so touchy, I had barely spent 5 minutes in the car and he was already touching my shoulder and even when we were inside the bar, he tried tickling me, at a point, he put his hands close to my waist, I removed it. We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship. When he was dropping me off, he asked for a close hug, I hugged him and he wanted to pull me closer and kiss. I broke free and got down. He said I am not nice.

Well, we met again on Monday, I took just water intentionally. This time I minded the distance between us. He wanted to see again on Tuesday, I declined. Then at work yesterday, he asked to see after closing. I told him he can come briefly to my work and we can talk a bit in the car and part ways. He said he would like to host me at his house instead, I declined.

Anyway, he came, I got in and he started driving and saying, I will know his house today and besides his phone battery his low. My mood changed immediately and he tried to guilt trip me and said okay should we stop on the road and get a place to charge his phone. I then told him to continue driving to his house. He stopped on the way and got snacks. We got into his house. It was nice and neat.

Then we were watching a movie, he sat down and placed my leg on his, I was cool with this. Then he made moves to kiss and I declined and pulled away. All of a sudden, he started breathing fast, hugged me so tight and kissed me despite I kept pulling away and didn't kiss back. I am weak when it comes to my Bosom, then he got there and gave me the roughest and painful squeezing I have ever experienced. I haven't been with any man in about 7 months now, I am single and It's hard for me to do a little thing as even kissing randomly. So he got me there when he got to my bosom but it took only just few seconds to snap out. He continued panting and begging for me to reciprocate, he is so hard and hasn't felt this way in a while.

I told him I don't want this, he went in frustrated, stamping his feet, I tot he had agreed, only for him to come back naked and saying okay, he has heard no sex and "I don't want to force you", so he asked for a dry hump and wanted me to turn my back. I didn't. He still kept breathing hard, like he wont survive the next minute. Then he started begging for a Mouth Action. I declined and told him I wasn't up for that. I tried pulling, away and getting angry. He became even more aggressive, removed the hands I used to protect my chest and forced his way into my bra. It was a struggle and then back to begging till I made it clear in a thunder voice for him to stop and take me home.

Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving.

This morning, he is apologizing and repeating the things he said when we got to his house that he wants something serious with me and he wants us to start something and want it to work out. He asked to come see me at work today but I declined. With this red flags, is there a possibility that he is truly serious like he said? Or he is just doing the usual lies to get the cookie and go away. He has a nice ride and nice house, I suspect he may have girls around him. My concern isn't all these, I just want to be with a serious man who is in for commitment and not just sex.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, can he be sincere about wanting to be serious?

FOOLS DIE SEVERAL TIMES B4 THEY REALISE THEIR STATE. U GOT A CLEAR RED FLAG BUT UR GREED OR ANXIETY OR EAGERNESS WANT TO KILL U SHORT. AVOID HIM, HE WANTS TO FICK SND NOT TO COMMIT. A PLAY BOY IS WITHIN UR REACH...

afroniger:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/03/05/breaking-kano-court-sets-aside-ruling-suspending-oshiomhole-as-apc-chairman/amp/

THIS IS RUBBISH. COURTS OF EQUAL OR SAME JURISDICTIONS. DOES IT CANCEL ITSELF.? NO.

fergie001:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2020/03/muric-congratulates-new-nimasa-boss.html?m=1

RELIGIOUS BIGOTS AND FANATICALLY PAROCHIAL FELLOWS WHO PRAISE SING FOR GREEDY FILTHY LUCRE. CORRUPTION CONTINUES IN NIMASNDA UNABATED, WHETHER CHRISTIAN OR MUSLIM... RELIGIOUS INTEREST AND FUNDS DIVERSIONS IS PARAMOUNT PURPOSES HERE.

NextD18:
I hate to say this but I have to.

As a woman, if you have zero tolerance for a cheating man, you'll hardly cope or have a successful marriage.

Trust me; this is the bitter truth.

99.583% of women who their marriage has lasted successfully, once tolerated and forgave their husband for being unfaithful.

How about d Very Unfaithful and Whorish Wives or Women?

kestolove95:
13yrs old girl took 32yrs oldman dick

IMAGINE? AND SHE ISN'T A VIRGIN AT THAT AGE. NO MORE CHASTITY... CHILDREN VERY PERVERTED AT TENDER AGE.

NextD18:
Until you are legally married to a lady, she owes you no faithfulness.

Apart from virgin ladies, a lady's pussay is for the public, more like a tourist center for different preeeqs.

It's open for all, you just line up until it gets to your turn, then you fvck and leave, just like that, the pussay keeps going round for men until one decides to pay permanently for it.

That's just it.
So don't be troubled!!
And don't fight a nigga because of pussay.
Just move onto the next!

U ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT INDEED, A DISGRACE TO WOMANHOOD. WHERE IS CHASTITY PLS? VERY DISGUSTING AND IMMORAL.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Unable to beat my grandfather's record

Mine is still very much alive despite he is 178 years old

LIES AND LIES ARE MULTIPLIED FALSEHOOD.BEWARE.OOOOOO.

hisexcellency34:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/supreme-court-should-have-imposed-higher-fine-on-ihediohas-lawyers-sagay/

DIMENTIA OR PARKINSONS D ARE CLOSER OR PAROCHIALISM, NARROW MINDED MENTALLY RETARDED LAWYERS IN D COUNTRY SHOULD RETIRE TO THEIR HOMES. PERSONAL OPINIONS THAT LOOKED VERY BACKWARD OR UNLEARNED IS MOST DISAPPOINTING TO ME. LAWYERS WITHOUT CONSCIENCE BUT PARTISAN IN EVERYTHING...

sarrki:
https://punchng.com/sacked-bayelsa-dep-gov-elect-wants-to-commit-suicide-sylva-2/

He should address it and Pacify him.Suicide is not d Solution. Leave everything for God and Move ON PLS.

Jakumo:
Your reference to "abroad" must mean in a place like Aba, Nigeria, which to a villager from the hinterland, might seem like "abroad".

For your information, a driver "walking away" from any vehicle collision will be arrested and jailed right away, pending trial, on charges of fleeing the scene of an accident, so in short, your claim about people "abroad" simply walking away from accident scenes, is patently false in every regard.

UR IGNORANCE IS UR ASSETS OR CREDENTIAL IN THIS CASE. HE WAS VERY RIGHT TO PIN POINT WHAT HOLDS HERE. ITS STANDARD PRACTISE. WHY FIGHTS ON D STREET because OF MERE ACCIDENTS. LET D LAW ENFORCEMENT DO THEIR JOBS. REASONS, CARS ARE INSURED,PLS.

RentedReality:
That the seat is in tatters is both a good and bad thing at the same time, is that even possible?

Good because like someone said earlier, it seemingly shows prudence

Bad because if you can't change the seat of the Minister which he sits on to air National medical broadcasts and receive foreign dignitaries looking to invest in the health sector, then it's unlikely national medical facilities will receive more attention

So which do you prefer, good or bad?

NO SIR. IT SHOWS TWO THINGS : HYPOCRISY AND POVERTY OF D MIND.