₦airaland Forum

OSUigboFlatHead:
No matter how a girl appears okay, rich, comfortable, beautiful etc, she can never be complete without a guy servicing her... Man must fhuck...

The way you people place emphasis on una dick ehn, one would think the phallus is gold plated.

By the way, speak for yourself, not everyone's interested in being "serviced".
It is your gender rather that can't do without fokking.

pocohantas:
Nice update @mysticgal.

Shey na Folake teach you how to drink Caprisun?

Why straybullet come meet me?

Caprisun has no age limits oh.

Beautiful!!! This is really commendable. I like it when people give back to education.

God please bless me so I'd give back to education also.

Magnoliaa:
Asin. Boya pelsin for don enter Harvard laidis .

I dey tell you oh. The thing dey pepper me for body sometimes.

festacman:
How can SP Benjamin Hundeyin pass through only TWO police checkpoints and tag his brief experience a social experiment with a conclusion drawn? That's a bit poor from a police officer with masters degree in Legal Criminology and Security Psychology. I mean two police checkpoints can never constitute a sample size in any credible social experiment more so in a state as Lagos. Any conclusions drawn from two checkpoints out of hundred of checkpoints in Lagos State is rather scandalous.

For this experiment to be credible, the following have to incorporated:
- It has to be in at least 50% of the local government areas in the state.
- It has to cover particularly the notorious police extortion areas of the state. And if he wants to know these areas, he should request for suggestions.
- It should be done during the day and in the night.

Excuse me SP Hundeyin, it is important that Nigeria Police should incorporate undercover operation in its quest to sanitize the police. These undercover officers should go around to police stations ( notorious ones as Igando station) as complainants and suspects, vehicle passengers, carry lap to while on jeans, transport home appliances duly receipted, etc.

Lol. It's really not by Masters degree and whatnot. Some people have all good educational qualifications but streetwise? 0%
Ability to think? Nothing!!!

With all his education, he should know better than carrying out this failed social experiment in just two police checkpoints.

Make him go do this experiment for the toughest part of Lagos na before we take him serious. Mushin, Agege,Ikorodu, Ojota,Oshodi and co.

I'm very happy that Christine Amanpour stood her ground. This is not the first Iranian President she'd be interviewing but this current one wants to "impose" the head covering at last minute.
Make it make sense please? There are salient issues at hand, people are dying and protesting in Iran but na headscarf and "respect" be your problem for another man land.

Nonsense!

LienwaltAbel:
What's even worse is that most of them are script kiddies who have little to no idea on how shit really works. They just have their mouths plugged into the asses of big corporations, happily swallowing whatever crap they churn out in the name of frameworks and scripts. I'm not being condescending to y'all, but come on, let's be factual. If most of the companies that y'all are working cared about nicely optimised and fast code, most of y'all won't have jobs.

Very very true. I dey tire for some of them abeg.
Twitter NG isn't even helping matters also.

I know book, na me no just dey serious, smh. undecided

Story of my life, Magnoliaa.

Hehehe.

Many times I know that if I had put in more efforts in my studies or something, I'd have fared better.

My friend told me the same thing too.

pocohantas:
As innnnnnnn!!

It's really irking at this point.

Tech this, Tech that!!!
Y'all Nigerians should rest. It is NOT for everybody.

I pity the gullible ones that will subject themselves to peer pressure and do it while being frustrated.

Give it a rest PLEASE!

Next!

I've experienced both jolly and quiet Bosses. Such a delight to work with them.

shaybebaby:
Thank you Sis!
Feeling the warmth here.

You're welcome.

Feel at home here.

jabberjawz:
Hi there, I saw someone tried to reach me, i tried replying but the system didn't give me access to ur email, u can quote me on a dead thread with an email I can reach you with...or better still, drop an email I can reach you with.

Hi. I've sent another mail now. Please check. Thank you very much.

shaybebaby:
Good evening ooo. Been reading the gist on here but I read Coco's comment on another thread regarding name change..some dude made a sweeping statement about women being myopic. Coco asked him to try telling his mum the same thing to see her reaction, that made me chuckle because I have a story around names.

So for clarity, I am divorced but kept my ex's surname ( less of a mouthful than my maiden name , but other reasons include wanting my lil man to still have that sense of family with all of us having the same surname, plus less hassle when travelling, I'll have to take his BC if our names are different.

Anyhooooo ex turns up one day and snarkily asked, " when are you going to give up my name"?

I replied "when your mum gives up HER ex husband's name!!"

That was the first and last time he asked me.

Welcome shaybebaby.

@the bolded. Fatality!!!!

Hello jabberjawz I sent you a mail. Please check maybe it's in your spambox. Thank you.

I have serious allergies for dirt and some type of foods, strong perfumes etc.

For a really long time,I was allergic to Egusi soup and cashew nuts, anytime I eat it, I'd wake up with swollen eyes, puffy face and swollen body. But now I can eat it conveniently.

People will love and support you only when it's beneficial.

I love making Banana cake for my family.

This is one of the reasons my family wants me to come home.

Mom007:
All hail mystery girl...
Love this guys music.
Good to see he is also well cultured!

One of my favourite songs from Johnny Drille.

Beautiful!!!!

Lmao. I never knew Juanita was a Pastor oh, only know her as a gospel singer.

tatacherie:
HOW TO REMOVE GAS FROM YOUR BEANS/ MAKE IT COOK FASTER

Hello foodies, reduce your cooking time by half, by adding a table spoon of lemon juice while parboiling beans.
Drain, rinse and add another tablespoon to cook properly

The acid in the lemon will help suck out every form of preservative, reduce the gas in the beans and also soften it faster

Aside softening, both lemon juice and carrot adds a distinct flavour to your beans

This is a tested and trusted tip I've used over and over.
Try this for a soft/tasty beans, and say goodbye to stomach bloating or heartburn after eating.

BON WEEKEND!
#cheflife #foodlover #cookingtips #beans #lemonjuice #carrots

Wow. Nice cooking tip.

I don't like eating beans because of bloating and heartburn but I will try this method.

Thank you.

ahnie:
Granulated right?

Yes oh.

ahnie:
Yessir.
In my adugbo,#10 grounded pepper dey seff

N10 naira sugar even dey for my side.

Larrysung:
I think it's Dutse?

Why do you say so?

ahnie:
Na GRA e dey reside

I dey very sure oh.

illicit:
Pepper #20 no dey

You go see N20 pepper for my side.

This one na primary school relationship abi wetin?

Foreigners enjoy a lot of benefits in Nigeria.

When I saw the news about them acquiring citizenship by naturalization/registration, the only thing that came to my mind is the businesses/investments they've made here.

Olasyke:
No black nigga president around there ?

You want Bubu make he go there?

Kogi State.

Omo!!!!!! It's as if that State is still in pre-colonial era oh.