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Britain has no reputation to guard against,they will follow America to their deserved doom!!! America deemed it fit to send experts to Nigeria to LEARN how we were able to contain the ebola scourge,WHO certified us ebola free,now,is it not a huge contradiction of Britain to state otherwise? Who cares about their opinion? Bullshit! I'l advise the Nigerian government to SNUB them by not releasing any official statement,and continue with their goodwill to see that the ebola virus is equally contained in sister African countries.

You allowed her go visit her ex?!!! Gosh!!!!...On what grounds? For what purpose? If you are really the man in the relationship,give me one reason why you allowed her visit her ex. Well,if you can comfortably allow her shows that you can comfortably go visit your ex or side chick,and as usual,you guys(you and your girlfriend) will surely do the needful with your respective EXs. As for me,you guys are just busy horsing around by cheating on your sorry selves...kid's play. Mtchew

I don't blame her,when her mates (I don't mean her kind(the useless set of flirtatious ladies) in the movie industry ooo)out there are busy discussing and preparing for the coming of their grandchildren,she is seriously busy talking about boyfriend,at her age!!! Waste of life.Mtchew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP is a core and ruthless side chick...she is talking from invaluable experience! If married women can be side chicks,single ladies can be anything a notorious guy wants!! Fact!!!

missvera:
I wondered how some dude think on this forum at times. Anyway, I don't stoop low to someone of low instinct. Whatever you and the rest think about a comment that has nothing to do with the real Paul okoye na una cup of tea. *shout out to the sweeties that believed my comment is nothing but a joke.

If you can't or didn't see that I was also joking,that's your cup of stress. My point is crystal clear..."Most girls" are mere hunters! Case closed!!

missvera:
Manage it sweetie, will make eba and egusi with goat meat for you immediately you return. #miss you though

na so e dey start,tomorrow now u go turn side chick...with serious hustling to displace main chick.b warned!

esof1: "Soldier ant". I was very troublesome

You sure look troublesome! Don't just sting me.lol

farano: Nope his palm

wow!!! I just checked out your pix,you look very sweet and pretty,I don't blame the guy,he was obviously carried away. Anyway,I'm sorry for his nasty attitude. Takia

uzolexis: I came across this and i really like it,great use of sarcasm by the writer.

http://www.sabinews.com/all-news/god-speaks-in-mysterious-ways-to-tb-joshua-by-pearl-osibu/

GOD SPEAKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS TO TB JOSHUA by Pearl Osibu

Let us begin by establishing something right off. T. B Joshua is a man of God. How do I know this? I don’t believe in coincidence and one too many is usually much too much for me and a signal that ‘di hand of God dey inside the matter’. You don’t believe me? Here are some fun facts;

-TB Joshua spent 15 months inside his mother’s womb. So did one of my aunts actually. But hey, this is not about her.
-There was a quarry accident near his home soon after his birth which could have killed his mum and baby TB. That was surely the first miracle…
-In secondary school where TB was known as ‘small Pastor’ because of his love for the bible, he did just one year before he was kicked out. God uses the idiots of this world to confound the wise. Issokay!
-Joshua tried to join the Nigerian Military but this failed because the train he was travelling in broke down en route and he missed camp or something like that.

So like I said, God shows us our destiny, or speaks to us in signs and wonders, and generally works in mysterious ways. It’s happened many times before.

Some examples;

I sat beside a man a few months ago on a bus to Benin. As usual, the conversation swung to politics and invariably religion and God. The man told me a story of how much he trusts in God’s signs. He told me how his wife lost 4 pregnancies, all almost full term. Then the fifth one, his pastor asked him to sow their car into the ministry. He did and what do you know, baby, or should I say Abiku, abi Ogbanje #5 stayed. All because they listened. All along, they were fasting and praying and had faith, but I think maybe, sometimes, people just don’t hear God well. So you have to listen real close. I asked him if God could not have told them right off and saved them the death of four babies. Is there any point mentioning that he moved his family to the city after they lost the fourth baby?
We hear stories all the time about babies born with palms fused and when surgically opened, a warning is usually found about Jesus coming soon. The babies invariably die immediately afterwards. I mean, how soon really is soon? And nine months pregnancy and labour for that? But that’s none of my business.

What of COZA church? When God wanted to show forth his might, he made the pastor sleep with a member of his church so that it would get people talking, that way bringing the power of the almighty God and his grace upon their ministry to our attention.
Like I said, God works/speaks in ways we cannot comprehend.

And so now we have here a man that is undisputedly called and anointed of God. I don’t want us to be too hard on TB Joshua. He has really been a blessing to many. Look at some of the things he has done.

-The wife of Ghanaian goal keeperRichard Kingson was delivered of the evil spirit which was behind her husband’s inability to procure a contract with a team since 2011. He has since secured a contract with Turkish club Balıkesirspor.
-Jim Iyke was delivered of his demons, one of which I’m sure was his girlfriend-beating tendencies.
-Some lawyer was cured of sleeping sickness – he counted Zs while in court, and
-Another musician was delivered of the demons that made her do drugs and behave somehow,
But that was not all. God has taken, through Joshua, a keen interest in soccer, helping him predict wins and losses. God has also, through him, forewarned us about plane crashes, which, given our Aviation industry, we had no rights to expect. Celebrity deaths? That’s nothing.

If all of this is not enough to convince you that this man was called of God, then you are such a cynic. God ensured that he be dumb to the point he could not pass from class 1 to 2, that he and his mother’s lives were saved and that Joshua be unable to make military camp, all in a bid to furnish us with irrefutable signs that God needed him for a bigger work. Miracle worker!

But it didn’t end there; with no education, military training, possibly no saleable skills, God cleared his throat and declared that Joshua was now fully qualified for his use. And so quite propitiously, in a heavenly vision, he received divine anointing and a covenant from God to start his ministry.

The only problem I had with Joshua was how scruffy he used to look. My god, he used to look like something no self-respecting cat would drag home. But then, how many of us can our pasts hold up to our recent tushness when money don touch us small, and in addition to the advisory council of the Holy Spirit, we have a team of stylists, groomers, elocution trainers and Public image-makers.

So one day, I saw that he had started wearing clean suits, they did something to his skin and shaved all that nasty bear-bear and whatnot.

The problem with all that is that when you look too clean, demons sef start thinking you have gone soft so they will be teasing you every time.

Apart from the newer, sleeker strain – sorry, version of TB, there were some other things he started doing that either God or the demons didn’t like very much. I don’t know. Forgive my uncertainty. For instance, when he started hobnobbing with celebrity figures like Tonto Dickeh, and Jim Aaaaaayk, surely, God was not pleased. But when he explained that he only wanted to cast out their demons, God made a concession. After all, the bible says, ‘knowing the terror of our God, we compel men.’

So with all these wonderful things this man has done, why do people hate him so much? Why can people not see that a man who sent almost 4,000 bottles of water and got instant cure for Ebola for thousands is a hero? The other day, like seven people died in a stampede in one of Joshua’s churches in Ghana over this same water matter. And here we are, doubting the authenticity of his call and powers.

Now, this man has troubled the kingdom of satan so much that satan hijacked a plane and made it hover around a SCOAN building until they succeeded and collapsed it. God will punish them! Of course, the important man of God was prayerfully safe and away.

So what if they were trying to build a five-storey building on a two-storey foundation, is there anything God cannot do? Now people are saying that like seventy-something people died. Big deal. It is called collateral damage. Not all lives are equal. TB Joshua is too important to die like that. I mean, when Jesus was born, Herod went and killed all the male babies in that age bracket to find Baby Jesus; what of when the Isrealites wanted anything? God just said go and kill everybody and take their shit. So when you are a chosen of the Lord, don’t worry about it. Everyone else is collateral damage. And we endorse.

Let those damn South Africans stay in their country.

Their President said, “Our thoughts are with the families, friends and colleagues that have lost their loved ones in this heart-breaking tragedy. The whole nation shares the pain of the mothers, fathers, daughters and sons who have lost their loved ones. We are all in grief.” He has ordered government departments to help family members get to Nigeria to identify the bodies of their loved ones, and repatriate the remains as soon as possible. Good. Una shakara too much. Go home and stay home and don’t bother investigating the collapse.

The only thing we need to advise ourselves is that the next time God chooses to show forth his mysteries and wonders, which side will we be on? Victim or victorious? Chosen or collateral? Please try not to be under the rubble.

Uzolexis,I don't see any sarcasm in what this ignorant fellow has just said. From his/her tone,I can sense dead seriousness. He/she knows no jack about TB Joshua,rubbish write-up. I'l stop here,but I guess I have made my point. Mtchewwww!!!!!!Case closed! Pls share next trend...

Sophyrocks: Hahahahahahahahahaaha.

You are free.

Thanks dear...I have sent it and also replied you.

gidjah: NOT TO WORRY YOUNG MAN,some of us in da house will help finish the work for u,u hav tried your best,let us continue and finish d good journey for both of u.sophy must bow to d power of true love,no harm o!sophy,pls kindly in your church mind consider my friend and our brother in d house,he deserves a good chance abi?just let me know if he tries misbehaving,i shall arrange him.perhaps,he is even a nice bro,from his write ups you should be able to sense that.abeg ,no 'pinch of salt talk' here sophy.God Bless U

Cool guy! Thanks man...for your concern.

If you are from Imo State-the eastern heartland,hit a LIKE!...Gov. Rochas Okorocha impressing us with #4.5b deducted from #6.5b security fund. That guy too much!!!...Impressing since he assumed office,and NL broadcasting IMO since 10BC!!!

Sophyrocks: Hahahahahahaha. I never knew you were that serious and it would get to this.

You can only send me a Pm unless its really important and based on neutral/friendly grounds. You feel me?

Haba sophy,so I don't sound friendly enough?Or is the ground aint quite neutral?Cmon,I'm just a humble youngman admiring a damsel. You talk sensibly and look very pretty and smart,I only want to get more formal privilege to admiring you sincerely and "FRIENDLY"#winks#. Since I have now established the basis for a PM,do I now send it? Thanks in advance...

NifemiOlu: LoL
I've been chilling since yesterday to see how it will end...but of course, I hope to see a thread next year WE MET ON NAIRALAND, I APPRECIATED HER HAIR, NOW WE'RE MARRIED
LoL

Badt guy!!! Lolz. It will surely end well bro...just sit tight bro,get a bowl of popcorn and a bottle of coke. Thumbs up...

2kris: Mine was when i was taeching in a govt secondary school menn come see greenlight....i never believed i will toast a secondarian...but all things being equal i let one babe in the school that i cannot avoid her how much i loved her but that was after her waec and neco i try sha.....curently she is my no 1 no other

pls stop mockery of yourself...No b only love!!!

2kris: Mine was when i was taeching in a govt secondary school menn come see greenlight....i never believed i will toast a secondarian...but all things being equal i let one babe in the school that i cannot avoid her how much i loved her but that was after her waec and neco i try sha.....curently she is my no 1 no other

pls stop mockery of yourself...No b only love!!!

Sophyrocks:

Its not what you think.

Sophyrocks sey you and Onyego has turned me into a laughing stock cos I'm appreciating nature's work on you,and as such throwing advances?lolzzz.Abeg,don't fall my hand here ooo! Everybody's reading our posts and waiting to see how it will end...counting on you...I'm still and ferverently serious.

Sophyrocks: Its a free world. so its cool.

So do you mind a PM? No offence,pls.

Sophyrocks: Is that so? Noted.

Noted cool or noted not cool?

Sophyrocks:

I will take all of that as a compliment. thanks.

I hope you know that I'm also throwing advances at you?I'm not joking lolzz#winks#

Sophyrocks:

One of the reasons why i do not want teach/be a lecturer. people keep telling me to go into the lecturing field. Apart from not having the flair for it, i can't deal with having advances from small small boys. I tend to get advances from very young men in real life. Very embarassing. I can't deal with double of that when lecturing. That was a nice method you came up with to punish them. Being principled is very essential for a teacher/lecturer. When you treat them with iron fist, their crush on you will fade. some boys too get liver walai.

You looked for their trouble...you are the cause of your numerous advances,why the hell won't they when you are so PRETTY and with those dazzling eyes?? Prettier than their mamas and sisters.LOLZ...just joking ooo,pls don't crucify me.

purplesummer: Where's the door of the Jubilee church

The door is gazing right at you.#smiles stylishly at her#

marieolae: This woman is naturally beautiful

You are also very pretty!!! #winks#

chlowi: Ghen Ghen, how are you don enter. Lmao
*kidding ooo

How are you too?#winks#

ginajet: am neither APC nor PDP supporter infact I hate politics but he shouldn't have used the letters after some people have labelled apc boko haram sympathizers on this forum

Cmon,it was just a mere coincidence,ok? How are you?

ginajet: APC korr PAC nii.... must you use the letters A P and C

Its Amoured Personnel Carrier! What other name should they use?!! You look so sweet to be an APC e-supporter...

I use glasses,I was born left-handed and I was among the top three in my class back then in the university. I think I'm quite normal. My parents use glasses,two of my younger brothers use glasses,I don't think there is anything spectacular about using glasses. I have seen people that are not too brilliant and intelligent use glasses. Mine is because of the poor sight I inherited from my folks,and not that I'm too smart or smarter than others. To cut the storey short,the use of glasses is simply cos of BAD sight,whatever be the cause. Case closed!

softsparkyy: Hian!!!!

Hian!!!! Tiwa's dressing is very HOT...your's is HOTTER!!!!

purplesummer: I feared a crash. The poor thing was probably put to extensive use for long hours without proper maintenance. The age of the jet could have also contributed to the crash.

What do you know about jets?! Which long hours without maintenace??My dear,this is definitely sabotage!!! You shouldn't just give reasons for the crash. These jets rarely go for any operations,they are not the outdated ones,these are 'alpha jets'. I served in makurdi,and that's where you have Nigerian Airforce tactical air command,it means that's where the jets take off from. The jets go on regular flight checks. So,the crash can't possibly be due to lack of maintenace from which combat mission?!!! I'l link the crash(if there was truly a crash)to a well planned sabotage,it could be from either of both parties! I prefer a crash than this jet falling into the hands of these barbarians.