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Mine is fucking weird. Sha don't quote me.

1: I can smell bloody. Especially when someone is bleeding or when a woman is on period. As long as blood is around I will know. For ladies The moment she get closer to me. I'll know and just pretend like nothing happened.

2: I never forget a smell. If a person I know stay at a particular place and left. The moment i get to that place. I'll know it was Guy A or Lady B

3: Some ladies natural body smell turns me on... Lol no Jokes. So ladies has the pleasant natural body odour. Not fool odour biko.. I don't know how to explain it sha.

4: I sometimes admire a lady from the way she smells. Especially her hair.. Am tall bout 6" 4.. If Girl A get close to me and her hair or body odour is bad... I go just dislike her straight, if she smells good..

5: I sometimes don't sleep at night.. Except I force my self or get High..

6: Sometimes a flash of image will come to my head. And that thought or imagination will come to pass that day or the following day.. I don't know if that what they call dejavu.

For instance now.. It kind like am seeing it happen. I might be walking , sitting or thinking. The next thing a thought or flash will come to my head.

Like " This Guy A will ask you these question, just flow with him, because he want to test you" or Guy B will give you some cash just ask him"
" Or Lady A or Guy A has something bothering him or her, just ask."

Immediately the flash comes to my head am seeing it like it's happening in my front.. Am mostly filled with doubt.. Like play play e go happen.
The one that shock me the most is if i see something bad like broken bottle, stone etc.

Or i intentionally left one of my properties outside.. Like cloth, shoe.. The moment my spirit ask me to pick it up, throw it or do this.. Like I said am mostly filled with doubt. if I disobey na my head go carry am oo. Either my footwear or Shirt will be stolen.

Maybe i saw a stone or nail. And this weird thought ask me to pick it up and throw it far away. Sometimes laziness or doubt.. " Nothing go happen jawe" i will just walk away.

That same day or the next day I will mistakenly match that nail or kick the stone...

7: Have once felt someone tap me twice at night..


Tap one was around 2am: The voice called my name and ask me to be watch.. Immediately, I stood up like Lazarus. Not quite long, i saw a cat pass through my neighbor room, walked in straight into my room. The cat looked around like it was looking for something. It couldn't find what it was looking for and left through my room wall.

Tap 2: Was around that same day . About 4-5am same hard tap. It got me angry. I thought it was my friend.. As guy I just said " Guy abeg stop I no like"


The moment i heard my name immediatly, i woke I notice I was the only one in my room..

My heart rate increase. Almost had an heart attack that night. If not for that same weird voice that told me to be calm.. And I should just be awake. With fear I said OK.. Immediately, that same cat walked in through my wall , looked again and walked out through my neighbor room.. I was encourage to pray and sleep that nothing will happen to me.. Throughout that night I slept with one eye open.. I prayed to God that I don't want to experience such including this Tap again. I'm glad my prayer was answered.

The most amazing part of this cat experience. I was as if I was dreaming. Funny enough, no light.. Like I could see clearly in the dark... Lol.

When I remember others I'll update my list.

adepojuis:
Had this roommate back then, anytime he sleeps he will definitely wake at that exact time he wants.

I do that too. I remember last year. I went for a job at redeem camp. After working with my team.. 8am - 9am everyone was tired. So we went back to our Lodge.

According, to my friend she told me I was snoring heavily. As girls they came around trying to Mock and take pictures. The moment they get closer to me. I'll stop snoring. Like I know what they're about to do.. She told me they tried almost 3 times. Still the same.

Immediately, they left.. My snoring continue I don't even know until I was told the next morning.

joyfullyjoyous:
There was a woman staying close to us. She used to come to my mum's shop when bored. One day my younger brother went to assist her in fixing sequence on materials. Then my mum asked me to go m call him after some time. I entered n saw they were tidying up her apartment. What caught my eye was an old pic that dropped on the floor. When I picked it n saw the picture my head got swollen. It was a picture of the same woman taken decades ago. It was a black and white picture. The woman was well dressed and adorned iin gold jewellery. Though the pic was taken like over thirty years before, the woman didn't look a bit older. Immeriately she saw the picture in my hand,she collected it n didn't utter a word. This was a woman who laid claim to having come different ethnic groups in Nigeria. There's no dialect she could not speak. When sdjef today she would say she's from Edo,another day she will say she's Yoruba.
One day her apartment got flooded and she came to sleep in our sitting room In the midnight when I wanted to go ease myself I saw her wrapped like a corpse sitted on the chair. I almost fainted.
A widower on the street saw n took her in. She gave birth to a baby boy but was sent packing when the husband discovered she had no single family member that identified with her . At a stage she begged my mum to claim they are related but she didn't oblige. God knows where she is now.
It's really weird.

Is she still around till today?

Temidayo9:
also there are various degrees of blindness, some partially blind, and they could see faintly. Totally blind people tend to sit in one place.

Faintly blind like daredevil

Adaogwashi1:
I'm still 21years and very beautiful girl and I didn't tell you that I'm looking for a guy or did I? I have 5 different guys that beg to marry me so ada is not complaining or lacking please don't kill yourself over my matter






I still remain Ada ogwashi

21? No wonder ... Don't worry age will tell... Beautiful indeed

Adaogwashi1:
You see how foolish Nigerians are, so people like your family still need relief items from government Relief items are for poor not for middle class people.I'm disappointed from you and your family,if you insult me I don't care but looking at your compound your family are not poor Nigerians that needed it most




I still remain Ada ogwashi

How are how you disgracing your self on nairaland just to gain attention. And am sure you over 24 yrs. Na one man go mumu himself dey pursue you for Nash no knowing that you have a void bra@in... Tufakia

HazardMan:
Alright, thanks to everybody that contributed to this. Surprisingly, my heart is beginning to heal really fast. It is really helping a lot as i don't think of her like the way i used to. In my mind now i do see her and myself as some of the things you guys called us here and it is really helping as i am now seeing her as a bad influence to me. My heart is healing really quick as all i'm having for her now is hatred. Like seriously she is beginning to disgust me just this past few hours. I wonder what i will feel towards her when my heart finally get healed.

All in all THANK YOU sooooo so much i really appreciate.....
Thank God she said 'no' to the blood convenant i suggested to her.
4reala farady Stacyomolola Jflex07 Frankicent way want finish me Tina001 Dobson43 Ade1bowale . If i no call your name abeg no vex na the fault of my button phone but just know say you dey my mind. You guys are the best THANKS

Last advice...delete her number.

HazardMan:
Hian! Your own worst sha. Thanks anyway.

You welcome thanks for the story.

I can't continue reading this D*mb ASD story from a St*p*d and desperate guy.


How can you be so so F**lish? Have you heard of white knighting??


You been used like a Tr@sh can.. go find your own b@be.. M*GU

SSam01:
You that is carrying a trailer load of common and uncommon sense still came to page 10 to comment. It means the guys joy knows no bound today... Is God not good?

Talk R*bbi*h

Daum:
I was even told then that if you use a dog urine to wash your face, you will see things like them







I feel like crying right now. I have been on this forum for over 6 years now and this is the first time my topic is making front page. I feel blessed today, I feel so happy. Even with the garri that I drank today, I feel like I have achieved a lot in this covid 19 period. The God that has done this for me, will see you through this period and you will come out strong and better after this covid period.

God bless you all.

You don't have S*NSE see as you dey happy like say buhari give you contract.

RRWraith:
Tell us your experience, I am sure other aspiring pilots will love to hear from you



From my extensive research Florida is one of the best places to attend a flight school buh its cost of living, accomodation and is expensive..
And for the flight hours, I think you need 1500 flight hours to make it to the cockpit of the average airlines as co-pilot.
Its standard FAA requirement, i think it was formally 1000hours.

Another thing i got from my personal research a while ago was that not all student pilots make it to the cockpit...its expensive being a pilot and airlines are not willing to pay for training as much and only a few very expensive schools will give you 1500 flight hours and i didnt even find one of such schools in the US...you have to hustle for it and from private plane or light craft charters and per hours charters may range from about $300 to $700 or even more(cant remember vividly, been a while) that leaves a student to hustle really hard enough to fend for himself and also to afford to accumulate flight hours enough to even be considered by any cheap airline. It hard out there unless you have rich parents or sponsors or a good scholarship.

My 2 cents


MODIFIED: I just remember i did stumble on one flight school that guarantees training and the required 1500 flight hours on the Airbus A320 and A321neo to get you on any commercial airline. buh its not even in the US and its very expensive...I still have a mail from that flight school.
Application alone is about 800k
full training is approximately 70M

70Milli choi for wetin na.. 70M will set me up for good if I invest it wisely. Who piloting help... 70M chei

Preshieben:
Fame
Money
More money

You better go and look for something better to do.. You might be the next miss chidimma okeke

Precious. You look like one lady I deeply miss back in school. Futa.


So my question is what your gain in modeling?

wandetooblack:
Assorted Corona Cookies

Just #50

Buy 1 for yourself and 2 for ya neighbor.

How much for this tray?

anthonychiyem:
For me I buy bitcoin at low price and sell bitcoin with over 2.5% above market price.

Can you teach me?

isaacpro1957:
Making bitcoins through advertisement on telegram bot with the use of automation code.... Then sell the btc to exchangers for cash!

Very easy money!

I can send thee tutorial to anyone who is interested, just drop your email

I need it bro.. Pls

CsRockefeller:
What's the pay like on Opera News? I'm wary of those Chinese.

Don't waste your time. Opera news is worst now... You start it you gonna regret it... Aren't like before anymore

CORVID19:
In the course of our over 2years Relationship.
She only surprised me with One packet of Singlet and One packet of White Handkerchief one day.I bin no know until the day I just seatdon dey check wetin she don buy put of my house since.Nothing,not even a new bedspread.I just Taya.
Incase u must know, Bought her BBStorm,Swatch wristwatch,70k to complete her house rent,50k to start her so called Beads and culture business.
Na her Stinginess make me finally run far away from her.

Yoruba girl or igbo girl?

proclinician:
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.

Mtcwee no big deal... Next person

I don't know how real you are.. Have had numerous dreams. Most I can't tell because, it get me confuse.


Am not the praying type still yet occasionally i get some weird dreams. Lemme just say one sha.

In this dream, I can't really remember all. I saw myself with someone I don't know.

Something happened I can't remember. I saw my self shaking on my bed. It was like an after life experience. I could see myself, behaving like I had a seizure..


All of a sudden I started speaking aggressively in straight language like I was praying..

I saw my self again in the presence of a man...
He asked me to knee down. I obey, he then ask me to look up... Immediately he brought out an oil or something like a liquid like a litre or more and poured in straight in toward my eye... It was burning my eye..

I could feel my body shaking... I start speaking in a straight tongue. Aggressively, I woke up shaking like i had a bad dream..

It might be my imagination or had watch a movie before bed.

Nawa for you oo. Why you dey complain? He hasn't done any brutal. He still dey give you money.. Eh play along but use your head make he no go rape your N@sh..


Gimme him number make I turn am to client.

Realtizzy:
Baba ooooo !
U na lord

Me na small boy.

alexsoftwork:
This guy na bros for the game. Oshey! Twale!

Na I no be.. Na just normal way I go do.

You really beautiful to discuss this nonsense. I looked at your picture and read this post again..I thought it was posted by a guy or a kid..

Dear you've been lonely for a while now. Gimme your number let's talk.

GidisFinest:
Joker

Lol

PrinzCarter:
bad man

Lol we should know na... So we can categorize what she like.. If na me I go check oo

Imstrong2:
And she still initiate it ..to the point of getting snubbed

The actor on glasses do you know is name?

Did you check the category she was watching? Hardcore, lesbian, g*ng b*ng.. Etc it will help you understand her better.

If na me I go check oo. After that you know the rest.

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ignis:
I am a geologist but I disagree with the prof on this.

Wetin you sabi? Prof dey talk you self dey talk.. Lol

I only need the meteor rock..