₦airaland Forum

iwaeda:
Covid19 FG Lockdown; See 3rd Mainland Bridge Today!

Traffic on 3rd mainland bridge this morning as sent in by our Correspondent � please where are these people going even after cases in Lagos rose to 70 just last night. What is the colour of our problem? Cc @trafficbutter

VIA @Hasshabie

https://twitter.com/trafficbutter/status/1252149673869090816?s=19

Lagos people are I dont understand. In the evening, 100 new cases

nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/kyaris-funeral-momoh-defends-presidency-says-mourners-cant-be-chased-away/

uncleck:
I miss the days of bakassi boys

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Always love twins. My mummy senior twins sha. So me dey reason say i fit get luck get twins among my children

But me and my nigggar be dey argue something last two months after we don eat beans when we use whizkhalifa plant (weed) take cook

We dey argue which tribe born twins pass

Me say na Yoruba followed by Bini

Him say na Benue people

oluwasegun007:
Ok

naptu2:
Lagos State Police Command II @rrslagos767



https://twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1251840900998877185



https://twitter.com/rrslagos767/status/1251840909844656128

DonMustafa:
How about someone like Akinwumi Adesina? Must nepotism be number 1 in Nigeria?

Dr Akinwumi Adesina is a proven administrator. He would do better than all those people listed up there

Since we are listing profiles here, let me drop the profile of Akinwumi Adesina for those who do not know

* Akinwumi Adesina is the President of the African Development Bank

* He was Vice President of Policy and Partnerships for the Alliance for a Green Revolution in Africa (AGRA)

* He attended a village school in Oyo and went ahead to graduate with a Bachelors in Agricultural Economics with First Class Honors from the University of Ife, Nigeria (1981) (Note: A first class from OAU is no joke)

* He was the first student to be awarded this a first class in that department in OAU

* He has his masters from Purdue University in Indiana

* He has a PhD (Agricultural Economics) in 1988 from Purdue where he won the Outstanding PhD Thesis for his research work.

* He worked at the Rockefeller Foundation since winning a fellowship from the Foundation as a senior scientist

* His short time as Minister of Agriculture in Nigeria created the agricultural revolution we are enjoying today.

* He is the current President of the African Development Bank

I am tired of typing.

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/we-never-invited-crowd-that-thronged-s-funeral-presidency/

Staro:
Make your own guess but mine is Baba Gana Kingibe.
Reason: For long, he has been the 'deputy head of the Cabal' in Buhari's government

Profile:
1) Age: 75

2) State of Origin: Borno

3) YarAdua appointed him Secretary to the Government of the Federation (July 2007 – Sept 2008)
President

3) Sani Abacha appointed him Minister of Power and Steel (1997–1998)

4) Sani Abacha had earlier appointed him Minister of Internal Affairs (1995–1997) and Minister of
Foreign Affairs (1993–1995)

5) He was MKO Abiola's running mate in the annulled 1993 presidential elections



https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1251466460783882247

freshkpomo:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/18/covid-19-despite-guidelines-social-distancing-large-crowd-turn-out-abba-kyaris-burial

Watch videos


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4oEMkZC1Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7MXrReVljo


I am not a fan of confusion but I think Nigerians deserve an apology for this. This same government have been ruthless with the stay at-home stuff, shutting down every stuff across their path that may lead to convergence of individual, some were lucky to be taken to court, why the unlucky ones were shot dead by men on uniform. Nobody should be immune or above the law, Social distancing should be for all.

God bless Nigeria.

Nemere2020:
The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Professor Akin Abayomi confirmed this via his Twitter handle.

#COVID19Lagos Update

*️⃣32 new #COVID19 cases were confirmed in Lagos on April 17, 2020.
*️⃣Total number of confirmed cases in Lagos now stands at 286.
*️⃣Sadly, Lagos has recorded 3 more deaths bringing total number of #COVID19 related deaths in Lagos to 13.
https://twitter.com/ProfAkinAbayomi/status/1251467413788516353?s=19

*️⃣The deceased are 2 males and 1 female aged 52, 63 and 67. Two of the dead had underlying health issues.

*️⃣The 2 males had no travel history or record of contact with any infected person.
https://twitter.com/ProfAkinAbayomi/status/1251467417928204289?s=19[/quote]Na wa, d grammar don dey too much, abeg which one be "evacuated" and "transferred" again...

Is it to "iya elewe omo" house or what...?

Abeg my people, make una sidon for house bikonu... This tin no funny ooo.

ebabs:
A moral lesson to learn after an anti-buhari called to condoled him of the loss of chief of staff. This was announced by Femi Adesina on Twitter.

Trueigbo:
FFK no dey carry last

Tiwaz2:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/i-hope-to-be-back-at-my-desk-soon-abba-kyaris-last-statement-to-the-world/amp

Saifulah:
This is for those claiming he had died before yesterday. It is forbidden in Islam to keep the dead unburried.

In the state house statement, it said funeral arrangements will be announced. That will definitely be today but most likely low key burial.

If he dies, are we then immortal? hope for a good ending yourself rather than musing on that of others.

Yenefer:
Idiot when u are sober u will realize ur mistake. ExxonMobil is bigger than Africa talkless of Rivers

Yenefer:
Idiot when u are sober u will realize ur mistake. ExxonMobil is bigger than Africa talkless of Rivers

9jatrendz:
They see food chop. Na why

sammirano:
Oga its day 18, you can remain in 17 if you like

iCauseTrouble:
The only thing I have enjoyed from the government during this lockdown is steady power supply. The epileptic power supply in my area suddenly became stable. Now we have light 24 hours a day.
This has made me believe that power problem is not actually a problem in Nigeria just that the government doesn't want to work.

Mistaicey2288:
SMH! Useless administration. So na to dey randomly hand-pick those who will benefit from the nonsense 2 months power supply too same way they do with the audio 20k they're sharing around following useless registers... What happened to equal rights for citizens? Are the comfortable people not also affected by the ongoing lockdown? Are they not facing financial crisis too presently?

Even the 2 months electricity, once they begin the implementation, watch how epileptic the power supply will get... I bet it will be really worse that even the beneficiaries will get very little to use during the 2 months. Nothing is free in Naija under this useless administration.. The earlier everyone realizes that, the better for them.

amaniro:
I swear. Imagine if you have more than 5k you won't get cash transfer ...only if they knew how small 5k is.

Lynx001:
ugwu 600
palm oil 200
offor 200
crayfish 400
maggi 100
bitter leaf 300
fresh pepper 200
cameroon pepper 200
dry pepper 200
Tatashe(chilli pepper)200. When u add plenty pepper the soup will last cos when u take one mould of garri u will drink 2glass of water. so 5mould of garri =10glass of water. Ur belle go don block.
stockfish 400(it is better to use stock fish because even if e no reach everybody the aroma go reach)
if u need meat go and hustle or visit www.lalafoods.com to order for free python meat.

CoronaVirusPro:
The moment Chelsea FC signed this guy, I knew he had nothing to offer. A player that could not score a single goal throughout the season when he was in Miami Heats. They could have just Tiger Woods or Bill Gates in worst case scenario as they are more agile and multipurpose swimmers in the flanks.

It's all good, the did has been done. The World Health Organisation should order the commencement of the English Premier League and save us from this boredom.

lalasticlala:
There have been several reports of unrest, robberies in Lagos during the lockdown.

Many of the robbers and those causing the unrest in Agege and other parts of Lagos have been caught.

A Twitter user, @Mumbeauty1 shared a video of so many of the robbers arrested by police in Lagos.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEYzoGUjnhw

iKingsley:
and have the Nigerian tax payers recieved their money? Just curious

omonnakoda:
That is untrue

People who have never worked for a day in their entire lives get relief

Why do you have to call them idiotic Nigerians ?look in the mirror and stop projecting hatred

IpobAntidote:
Do these idiotic Nigerians know that only those that have paid their taxes and filed with the IRS are getting any money from the US govt?

All these noise about getting money from the Nigerian govt is just pathetic and shows the level of shallowness that exist among the so called youths in this country.
I support the govt to give some money to tax paying citizens, which is not a lot in this country.