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Yeye pple, free light koo, free light nii, (4k wey i load before lockdown, i never use 5% inside). Na so d tin bad reach, my neighbors wey dey use estimated billing got 15k plus for the month of april wey we just enter, (those disco guys worst pass nigerian police)


Abeg make them arrange house rent for us too, my landlord no get joy at all.

Islie:
*Awaiting further directives



https://thenationonlineng.net/fg-to-pay-for-free-power-supply-says-discos/

Abeg, make them keep free light, d one I paid for, them don give me? (prepaid)

Nonsense.

Slimcase11:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/funke-akindele-hubby-are-ex-convicts-until-pronouncement-set-aside-lawyers/amp/

Law can be so confusing ehnnn, wetin... Some say because they pleaded guilty, so that they can have freedom, some say the law is not written... Some say they can appeal, so that the judgement can be set aside, above all, them say they are ex convicts, for wetin naa, because of party...

Someone cannot do party in peace again?

Randy100:
She was my classmate in 1946 at Holy child primary school.


Mama rest in peace.

Lol, are you kidding me?

Tetrahedron:
;DWhat you people dont know is that Wike have just sealed off NNPC/Shell and some operators from going to work

Ohhh, so all NNPC staffs in rivers and other states go to work with a chopper? In other words, they are not allowed to go to work by road because of covid19?

Guy, pls you must be joking.

cyrilamx:
https://www.thecable.ng/200-us-based-nigerians-willing-to-be-evacuated-says-onyeama/amp

Really, something borders me on this covid 19 stuff... The US who is doing more testing and taking precautions seriously with her people are experiencing increased deaths almost everyday and here in Africa and Nigeria in particular, testing is very limited and people are not dieing as expected, logically I have the following feelings :

Our immune system is so strong in Nigeria that the covid19 could not break easily and I attribute this to the fact that we engage malaria drugs every now and then.

The countries doing more testing are experiencing increased cases and deaths, could it be that testing makes it more pronounced?

If the above is not true, Is it that we are lucky in africa and expecially Nigeria?

My feelings that something is not right about this covid-19 pandemic is increasing by the day.

The popular song by the legendary country music singer 'Dolly Parton' comes to mind: "Hello God"

May God have mercy on the world.

llakes4real:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/discos-fg-agree-on-2-months-free-electricity-for-nigerians.html/amp

This country and comedy, we dey wait... Just dey imagine how dem wan align we wey dey use Prepaid Meter for the offer?

oshozondii:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-wike-has-no-right-to-order-arrest-of-pilots-says-aviation-minister

Wike, that guy sabi flex muscle ehnn, he should take it easy ooo, this one that he keeps giving federal government jabs up and down.

maestroferddi:
See this one...

When I started following Trump I doubt whether you were done with primary school.

Keep wasting your time on asinine conspiracy theories...

Lol, the guy na semo, that in comment na that of person wey hunger don shift in brain.

OLAADEGBU:
Bernie Sanders Drops Out Of The Presidential Race


https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/08/politics/bernie-sanders-drops-out/index.html

I swear Pa Trump go win this election hands down, what, sanders get supporters pass this J[b]oe Biden[/b] guy na, on what basis did he now step down for him?

Anyway na nigeria I dey, americans know more than I know.

Wish them all the best.

sarrki:
AIR PEACE BREAKS NIGERIA AVIATION'S RECORD



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/air-peace-makes-14-hour-direct-flight-to-china-2/



https://mobile.twitter.com/flyairpeace/status/1247531145622773761

���Abeg make them check the radiator water level and engine oil b4 they start coming back ooo. �

successmatters:
Eye service.

I swear, na wetin dem dey see them for be that.

enshi:
There is a difference between caught and killed

Away from that ... These animals also surfer sicknesses which are very communicable

Abegiii, make them boil am well, add am better salt and Maggi with onions, then use better hot red oil frie am, if d tin get copid 1,2,3,4....9 seff, e go dissappear.

u11ae1013:
Abeg the Chad of a thing is enough, make buhari no die of hypertension

We all know he has ear problem, so he can not go to the battle field to hear the sound of bomb blast

Even if he agree to go, na d soldiers go hand him over to boko haram.

Bilabong:
Small time NCDC go add him name for corona death list...

Lol... Yes na, no be coronavirus matter cause the hunger wey kill the man? , may his soul rest in peace.

But seriously, this is not funny.

BeautifulMind2:
Anambra State Govt begins the distribution of Bags of Rice as promised by Gov Obiano to cushion the effect of the lockdown occassioned by COVID19 pandemic.

Each of the 181 Communities in the State are expected to receive 200 bags of rice to share to all the elderly persons aged 70 years and above.

In addition to the bags of rice, the Governor ordered that each community should also receive bags of salt and cartons of tomatoes.

#SH2SA... Stay Home 2 Stay Alive!

Na waoo, I think say na 50kg bags seff, meaning na 2-2 derica cups go reach those elders b that, that is if them share d tin without party affiliation.

thegazetteng:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lockdown-we-are-still-searching-for-naira-marley-police/%3famp=1

Sharp guy, o ti japa... Awon C. E. O. Marlians World Wide

Lostz:
The police you filled a report with did not see it fit to take him to a hospital?

Why can't you look for any means to take him to the hospital ?

Guess you dont leave here, you dont quickly help in that situation in Nigeria if you dont have connections up there as backup in case police decides to be "your friend"

Explorers:
https://punchng.com/i-didnt-know-therere-explosives-in-my-truck-ondo-driver/

Photo Credits: EMM VISUALS

Wait oo, pls is the driver calling from heaven and who is the reporter that have his heaven phone number...

I don't want to believe he survived that explosion...

CoronaVirusRelo:
Hello! If they choose not to die by hunger, then it's opened to them to die by Covid-19 virus.

It's an opened choice to all. But the threat is that the stupidity of an individual will manifest on hundreds. That's just the only pain.

Something must kill a man.

Guy, just keep quiet... You have enough to carry you or you don't leave in lagos, abuja or ogun state...

What is happening right now should be a wake up call to all Nigerians that our government both past and present has failed...

The rot in the system has been brought to the open expecially in the health sector, we are doing copy copy like other developed countries with lockdown but we are not able to provide same relief materials,

The truth is if you are in there shoes, you will do worse, the best you can do is keep quiet and enjoy yourself, may you not experience what the less privilege are passing through, that your mouth running like tap no go fit open.

I no blame them naa, they are following the footsteps of our leaders.

KomonSense:
Mad government...

Filling stations are yet to comply with the first one and they're still reducing it again....

Why are we deceiving ourselves naa?

Reduce fuel to 80 naira , that will make sense...

But you said filling stations in your area are yet to comply, what have you done about it? , did you report it? I am in lagos, all over lagos, its #125 per litre, even in the most rural parts of lagos.

Though I strongly doubt this your claims.

Makavelli25:
No be ball those people dey play so :O
Shey police no fit park dem ni
Stay home na stay home

We move

Those guys you see dont have shelter, they leave under the bridges.

FreelanceRebel:
She should endure after one year or a birth it would fit in

See you, seems you didn't read through...

They have 3kids already...

The issue I see here is that the man na wild and rough sex mate who does not care how the woman feels during sex, and once he cum, he goes to sleep without looking back at the woman who is not satisfied yet...

Sex is like a football match which is best enjoyed when both teams come out and play, not one defending all the time and the other one attacking without headway.

temptnow:
Poor people should try as much as possible to avoid this Corona virus cos there's no way they will remove ventilator from Rich patients like Abba Kyari nose to put into your nose.

I swear, wetin you talk make sense, God forbid the poor patient go just die troway

hedonister:
So, I took a drive around some parts of Lagos this morning and it seemed to me that there's a partial lockdown in my area. The area in question and that i covered i the videos is Ojodu, Ogba and Agidingbi environs.

Here's the video and pictures


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVBnpyB__iE

Op, abeg ooo, on what basis where you able to move around to cover what you posted? , I also need to go out and get some additional things we forgot to buy yesterday but the fair of blala/koboko from soldiers dey worry me seriously, and frog jump as we have seen on whatsapp status of contacts, someone who reside in lagos (ikorodu to be precise) should pls update me whether its safe to go out or not.

Erediauwa:
That security gat some lovely shape.

Na wa, as far as she is, eagle eye... I hail ooo

OnlineTv247:
Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2020/03/7-corovavirus-grammar-lessons.html?m=1

Farouq Kperogi, Mass Communication Professor, writes from the US

O ga ooo, so na "SHELTER IN PLACE" we dey do for Lagos right now?

ouigy99:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjIfQI_KJeY

“God, infect me with Covid-19 and leave the rest of the world out of it,” Oluwo of Iwo offers himself as a "sacrifice" to save the world from coronavirus

The Oluwo of Iwo, Oba Abdulrasheed Adewale Akanbi has asked God to spare the world of the coronavirus pandemic and he offered himself to be inflicted with the virus so the rest of the world can be free.

The monarch said this in a video making the rounds on Twitter.

While sitting on his throne, the traditional ruler said a prayer regarding coronavirus. He asked that the coronavirus should come to him and leave the rest of the world alone.

"I'm not king, God is King. You created everything," he began in the video.

He then proceeded to ask God to make the virus come and inflict him.

He added that he is laying his body down as God instructed him.

This comes days after the king issued a spiritual warrant of arrest for COVID-19.

God hand no dey dis one,

Ask china and probably USA

Toks2008:
200k is too much. Just 10k to every BVN linked account will be a good start/

I dont know who we have offended in Nigeria. Cursed leaders.

Pls tell me what you want to use there 10k buy put for house in this time that prices has gone up, even if you leave in the village.

The reasonable amount should start from 50k upward and it should be done via bvn accounts with less than 20k/30k balance.

Route:
https://www.thecable.ng/coronavirus-weve-started-immediate-cash-transfer-to-poorest-households-says-fg/amp#click=https:///USy9nFi9Xk

On what basis are they determining the poorest household?

Smartwave:
The question is, why your people prefer Lagos traffic than your beautiful Enugu? Since better girls, beer and nkwobi is now your investment.

Is there any sense in what you typed as it relates to the topic, what do you benefit from doing a jibe on someone you don't even know for just being sarcastic on a topic as mild as this.

For your info, I am not igbo neither do I reside in enugu at the moment, i did my youth service in enugu 8yrs ago and I love the experience, As a non indegene, I already learn a lot about them: language, food, way of life, entrepreneurial skills and so on, all this have made me who I am today, and I will forever be grateful.

And for me to express my opinion should not have cause you headache, I will advise you to try and leave your comfort zone and explore other regions in the country, may be that will help you to understand life better.

Lets be reasonable in our responses.