₦airaland Forum

mgbadike81:
since I accepted that Nigeria is hopelessly beyond redemption, I now sleep well at night. All these horrible news on nairaland doesn't shake me again. God bless Biafra, the land of the rising sun.

...welcome to the club

bnovative:
if oil was found in the north, I can bet my life that no Southerner could smell any position in nnpc, no? Have you asked yourself why no Southerner has become fct minister? I mean fct that isn't producing anything, except that it is the seat of power. Let's keep deceiving ourselves that the north means well.

... southerners are slaves whether the well fed one in government house or the common man
...northerners are our master you don't need Ph.D. to know that
...the annoying thing is even the southern leaders are not better in terms of financial accountability
...so even if the whole federal structure is headed by southerners there would be little or no gains for the aspiring southerner
...Johnathan administration is a case study

horsepower101:
With IPOB, everyone suddenly became an expert with an opinion. Restructuring was the national anthem.

But with Fulani herdsmen that is actually killing people daily, everyone is silent.


IPOB that carries microphone is more dangerous than Fulani herdsmen that carry AK-47.

...IPOB has a soul,a consciousness, an ideology a road map a destination an uplifting purpose these were the threat to the unity of Nigeria because the vision was superior and needed to be crush so that darkness continues
Boko haram is just a political tool that malfunctions occasionally

chukxie:
China this, China that, China everywhere ! Good for them. A once impoverished country that opened up four decades ago is today the world's second largest economy. All thanks to visionary leaders it has had. This year, China plans to send a manned satellite to a part of the moon that has never ever been explored before! There's a lot Nigeria can learn from China's development and meteoric rise. Question is: Are our leaders willing to learn?

...runzs girl will never allow our leaders think straight
...couple with exotic travels outside for international runzs girl
...this nation is finished

KushyKush:
All I see are Lagos coogers

aren't they just angelic a blessing to humanity

sinaj:
where u mean?

...sinaj wet in happen just remain for your lane ooo, abi na now day break
...anyway on a lighter note rejoice with those that are rejoicing ... you know am quoting bible

...Nairalanders were are your manners
...happy birthday day dear and keep slaying
...you are my kind of woman hardworking and daring

lazygal:
Will u shut up thee? Tell her to read up all that is being stated about her negligence
End time tailor mscheeew

...sorry Ma! I forgot its that time of the month
...may chat later when you are complete

lawman88:
Lol....even this morning I gave her 4k as she was going to work. She works with FCMB and I was thinking of stopping her so that she go for postgraduate studies

...you did the right thing by not reacting
...bottom line is whatever she did was from a heart filled with love
...pay no attention to divisive suggestions

SalamRushdie:
He is back to help Buhari win cheap votes but this time they will will fail #BACK2DAURA

...you really got me thinking there
...why the resurgence just like last election year

IamLaura:
Forget the stereotypes
Northerners are one of the most loyal friends anybody can have,they will never betray you if they consider you their own.

...plz test your theory by remaining with them when jihad is declared
...yours will make an interesting case study
...am working on my thesis paper on conflict resolution

frankyychiji:
OMG!! Why why why??

For how long would Buhari continue to keep silent over the murderous activities of his foot soldiers?

Even highway robbers take a break and rest for while, but these uncircumcised murderers have continued relentlessly to fill their stomach with human flesh and blood!

My sincere sympathy to the injured!
Liondeleo, you are the arrow-head of Benue indigenes on NL. I urge you to take heart bro but vote wisely in 2019.

...just repeat after me 'There is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his messenger' next take a step to your local mosque to learn more and lastly become a faithful
...you are now a new creature all things have become new...or else hmmmm

goldbim:
campaign after election ..her excuse reeks of negligence!!dispatch error for a wedding dress??not fair,abeg!

...she is actually saying the truth she is a close friend

seansifo:
You broke all your new year's resolution today (second day of the year)

Bro you don't have to wait still next year to re-amend you ways. You can do that right away and not just by words. Get right with God acknowledge Him in all your ways then you'll be free from the bondage of masturbation, fornication, pornography and the likes. No wonder the psalmist said "thy words have I hidden in my heart: that I might not sin against You"

Get right with God today and live a life of freedom from demonic oppressions

...masturbation is not about getting right with God,most if not all took that step its way deeper and complex than that
...the subject brain chemistry has altered
...its like pouring drugs into the brain to find release whenever one is stressed,the sex part is just a tiny part and yes there are supernatural force at work

...its all a ruse
...the ploy is to justify the $1 billion largesse
...seven filled hilux coming to subdue at least 35 military men what a shame
...but if its small unarm civilians and pregnant women they will be puffing their chest around town claiming gallant warriors
...going about town feeling like Rambo on defenseless citizens

kenostika:
If you check very well,majority of them are poor families shooting out kids from right to left without any means or plans to take care of such kids.Its a pity these kids ll come into Naija to suffer more.The population explosion in few years from now ll be terrible.

...go to most rural setting you will see no industry just farming and hunting yet the average house hold is seven and the husband is still in his 30s or early 40s and you begin to wonder

Partnerbiz:
I am tired of all these from girls. I am tired of nudity. It's nothing these days..

...the right word is not tired but addicted to nudity but there is therapy if you care to avail yourself

smalls001:
Wrong response bro.....Its not that bad to go to that extent...

ok maybe I went a little overboard thanks for pointing it out

back2sender:
Buhari has done marvelously well when compared to the dotard that was there before.
Come 2019 sai BABA

...2019 is the last bus stop

DerideGull:
Nigeria used to be a failed state. Now, it is a sunken zoo.

...plz,plz and plz Nigeria is not a zoo it has been upgraded to an evil forest

IamaNigerianGuy:
No I won't.
The man had the opportunity to avoid this national embarrassment. He appropriated 3billion for the State House Clinic.
Where is the money ?

...are you so innocent that is just for media announcement its the president money to the last dime

Bollinger:
Lol. You guys are funny. It is ok when you do it to yourselves but not when others do it to you. This is the danger of you letting policemen stand in the middle of traffic to collect bribe and not do anything about it. It is the repercussion for letting your citizens burn suspects in the streets and think it is the right thing to do. You think the outside world doesn't have internet? They know you guys treat each other like trash and have zero respect for one another so why should they respect you? Guess what? They wouldn't dare do it to an American, German, Swiss, Canadian, and i dare say, Ghanaian. You know why? Because they know the citizens of these countries act mostly like human beings and deserve respect. Nigerians? Not so much. And keep blaming your leaders for your woes as if they are the problem.

...Nigerians will never learn
...if my brother's wife should boldly disrespect me I would not blame her but my brother because if he hadn't empowered her she would never do such,same applies to Nigeria we smear ourselves and expect non citizens to treat us otherwise
...when we have leaders from late 30s upward as president,ministers... then we may have hope
...the ones in power now are political prostitutes only what favours them is deemed as national interest

Samogbo1:
Where's Nwamaikpe

...his been given recruited as a media man for his state government

mikeujoel:
Old me

...this is a true man ...too many kids in this forum

Gofwane:
the story is completed nah. Check well

... Sir the second story is not
...can I contact you I have something to say very important
...you give me your email or phone number

Gofwane:
ah ahn.... how many times i go finish am??

...try finish this soup wet you cook abi you wan starve customers

linked:
With almost 2 million registered members on Nairaland, it isn't a surprise to have the vast array of moniker and usernames in this forum with some even utterly ridiculous. However, here are the likely five (5) most mentioned moniker in 2017

1. Lalasticlala
2. linked
3. Explorers
4. Nobody
5. Sarki

What's your take people!

...who is linked

ManirBK:
.IF NOT FOR PMB.
.
How would you know that Patience Jonathan mama is currently spending billions of dollars even while in the grave?
How would you know that Saraki kept N1.4b to himself from Paris Club refunds and is richer than Kwara state?
How would you know that $2.1b was shared by ATM Dasuki among ranks and files?
How would you know that Wale Oke hide N4b raw cash at Ikoyi's apartment?
How would you know that someone abandoned N400m at Kaduna's Airport without looking back for the fear of EFCC?
How would you know that over N1trillion was shared every year by the subsidy cabals yet you still had fuel scarcity?
How would you know that Tompolo was paid over N43b to protect our water ways by Jonathan?
Tell me, how would you know that over N240b was spent to import rice every year thereby leaving the local farmers poor as church rats?
How would you know that Deziani embezzled billion of dollars not to talk of the 56 choice property recently forfeited to the Federal Government through the court?
How would you know that Jamb who had over the years remitted N3million now remitted N8billion to the Federation account within one year?
How would you know that Fayose collected N4.7billion from Jonathan through Obanikoro to fund his Ekiti state election?
How would you know that Nigeria Customs can generate over N300b within first quarter of 2017 compared to N3b remitted over the years?
How would you know that Atiku and company (Intel) has been stealing from Nigeria government through the NPA for past 17years?
How would you know that some judges and lawyers are encouraging corruption through perpetual injunctions and what have you?
How would you know that Stella Oduah used her maids to launder N2.4b?
How would you know that Patience Jonathan also used her maids to launder over N13b even own Hotel worth N11b in Bayelsa?
How would you know that the unscrupulous ones hide billions of dollars on farms, grave hards, suckaway pits, tanks etc.?
How would you know that Deziani bribed INEC officials with N23b in the last 2015 elections to achieve victory for Jonathan and his cronies.
How would you know that Femi Aluko (Deziani's boy boy) bought a Yatch (Boat) worth N32b.
Hmmm, how would you know, how would you know...? if not for the Best President of our time.
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Like Oliver Twist, we are surely waiting to know more even if the National Assembly refused to pass the bill you sent to them (The Anti Corruption and Special Court bill) to Prosecute the corrupt elements in our midst besides our constitution which shelter the unscrupulous elites... the high and mighty ones in our society.
We all know that the House of Assembly/House of Legislatives are part of the rots in our country and we are eagerly waiting for them comes 2019.
We also know that their end is near because the lives of innocent people that died as a result of their callous ways will hunt them down.
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PMB, God bless and guide you for us.
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Share and let them know that we know everything..

... So you are the mouth piece of Buhari on nairaland
...what of amaechi transport minister he is a saint
...what of Tinubu he is an Islamic cleric very honest and upright
...what of millions used in cutting mere grass
that's acceptable
...just because you are eating from your paymaster doesn't mean we willing slave like you

[quote author=ManirBK post=63785860][/quote]...the five fingers of a leprous hand

...masturbation
...slay queen
...snake
...needful
...perv
...front page
...whizkid

myrrtle:
did you ever struggle with masturbation












A lot of people are fighting to overcome this habit but fail when they face it alone. Why not come together, support each other and fight it? Okay I'm creating a whatsapp group. if you want to join, email me your phone number at Austin[at]myrtledev[dot]com and I will add you to the group.
Cheers!

...did you struggle with masturbation

miniero:
Facing same issue

...u meant you are also in the struggle